Researching my family tree I have discovered my Ancestry includes SS officers, Mental illness, Incest, Pedos and wife beaters. What are some dark secrets in /b/ Family's trees
Mine has family beatings and alot of suicides, Kept back secrets and my grandfather once had to shoot his dog to get out of his house
Depression, doctor cousin explained it's special hereditary sub group but whatever.
>>768892325
family ran slave yard, royal handmaid slut that got executed, lots of rape and murder of indians in oklahoma and texas, pretty much a dream tree for me
>>768892325
my grandma told me I'm related to a blackie the other day
>>768892325
I am <0.01% Asian...
>>768892325
My mom had another brother (or potential uncle of mine) that I never knew about that died when he was young, maybe even just a child. The family never once brought it up, I only found out when my grandfather died and it was mentioned in his obituary. Don't know any details whatsoever, they refuse to discuss it.
>>768893046
The Mongolians did a thorough job raping their way through the European continent. Likely my DNA came by 100% western European so I'm still in the club.
I descend from Howley Crippen according to my Ancestry results...
>>768893370
Its Yakut Asian, im thinking some ugly slav bought a slave wife way back when
>>768892325
I may be related to the United states' first serial killer.
Kinds of interesting
>>768893506
Well at least your ancestor was the one doing the raping.
>>768893785
I mean, regardless of who did the raping they would still be an ancestor... lol
I've got alzheimer's running down the line as well as a chance for manlet children
>>768893676
is that ed gein or?
Great grandpa was the grand wizard of the kkk somewhere in Louisiana
>>768893676
Who?
My dad used to have a collection of human ears from vietnam in the attic until my mom made him get rid of it before I was born.
>>768894804
I don't know why this is so hilarious. It's such a picturesque slice of American life.
>>768894345
>>768894693
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felipe_Espinosa
>>768892325
A couple of my maternal great-grandparents were first cousins.
Further back, there were a few more who married second cousins.
The only noteworthy thing I learned was we were on the US continent at least since 1690. (Not including native ancestors.)
>>768895819
pretty crazy story never heard of him before now.
>>768896989
Of course not. Probably because of the motive behind the killing...
the Espinoza’s were on a mission of revenge after American soldier’s raped Felipe’s wife and daughters, with his wife dying four days later, in the fall of 1861. Things got worse after a similar incident at his brothers home, in which Jose Espinosa wound up killing a soldier who had raped his sister. According to Martinez, more soldiers came to the ranch and killed everyone there as revenge for the soldiers death, then took possession of their land and everything on it.
>>768893785
>>768894299
And on the flip side, that would mean an ancestor got raped
>>768892325
My great uncle took his pistol out and shot the finger off a Nazi so he could take his ring. He wore it to the grave.
My dad was abusive, and goes through psychosis.
>>768897517
>>768894299
Haha... true
>>768892325
how did you guys find all that info on your family ?
My great great great grandfather was shot dead in a casino. Knowing my family he was probably fucking over the table by cheating.
>>768892325
Closet white supremacist, turns out I am related to subhuman scum. It sickens me that these mouth breathers and kikes are my ancestors. I think that's why they claim I have antisocial personality disorder. Fucking shit kikes infecting my Aryan Viking DNA. 88
>>768893785
Kekd at the stupidity of this post.
>>768896422
Same here. There is probably cousin on cousin incest in everyone's family tree if you go back far enough.
>>768898808
I was referring to his white ancestor doing the raping instead of getting raped by yellow savages.
>>768898660
>>768898808
I understand they our both his ancestor i was differentiating between white and Asian.
Cousin pussy is the best pussy of all the forbidden pussies. That's my motto.
>>768892325
We are perfect, we try to keep it secret.
Historically, my family is a long line of drunks and mercenaries.
At some point, my family fought in the Crusades and was honored by the Pope. We're also on the records a lot in old England. Mostly for two things: stealing the king's lumber and public intoxication. And we fought battles for anyone that would pay us. My family was on both sides of the Civil War. There's also a portion of us that went to Iceland to breed horses.
>>768892325
I don't have one. My parents have been in the witness protection program since before I was born.
>>768898577
Try familysearch.com, it's free. Read up on how to properly research your tree first.
>>768899309
You don't know your true surname?
>>768892325
same as yours, except it's all at the trunk for some reason
>>768899623
thx anon
My daddy was a beaner rodeo champion until he broke his back in '86. I never met him but I believe in my heart that it's where I got my love for large belt buckles and pointy cowboy boots.
My family owned slaves. We have copies of notebooks with names, weights and prices paid for them.
>>768900927
forgot the pic
After my great gandfather died, it was revealed that he molested a lot of the grandkids. Mostly the girls, but a few boys.
>>768901118
wtf
>>768901112
how much would you pay for a Kanye West? I'm on the market looking for a good house nigger.
>>768901340
I know right? Badass!
>>768901438
Well, he doesn't really like white people. And he can't serenade his massa like some of the other females... I don't know if I would want him. He wouldn't do any work.
>>768901438
Kanye is the exact opposite of a house nigger. He one of the few who has escaped the ideological plantation.
>>768901438
Please don't tell me your black.
>>768901729
Blacks can't own slaves? That's racist. It's 2018 for god's sake.
>>768901118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUw8cN6R8o0
>>768902190
Not true
I just found out my third cousin was a serial killer. He killed 5 people and was fucked into drugs and a robber.
>be me pissed the bed to age twelve
>threw cats on high roofs as a child
>burned bugs and small reptiles as a 18 yr old
No empathy toward people
How fucked am I?
I know these are symptoms of a killer but I would never kill a person
Diagnosis /b/?
>>768903090
Empathy Deficit Disorder. At least you're aware and have a line you will not cross. The real psychos never realize how crazy they really are.
Related to minor nobility in welsh, scots, irish lands.
Have lands that still technically belong to my family, though they were seized by the english throne and parted out to a group of disgruntled english nobles for the following reasons:
ancestors have led several defensive/revolutionary movements against the english throne.
ancestors killed a few english nobles through assassination plots
ancestors were pagans that did blood sacrifice and are tied to druids
ancestors ripped off several english nobles to the degree of what would be billions of dollars today
the list goes on and on. prior to the english expansion and creation of what would become the UK, my ancestors married between scottish, welsh and irish. That's just my mother's side.
On my father's side, they were a bunch of germanic craftsmen that worked by the standards and laws of the old world, and came under fire for essentially stealing the clients of usurers and loan sharks by doing proper work for proper pay.
Furthermore, on both sides of my family, we are military, and have been engaged some of the more epic battles of history, a few of which our little units made pivotal moves to be the anchor of the turning point of a battle that was thought lost.
>>768897590
Sounds amazing