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gf dumped me an hour ago saying she started seeing someone else.

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gf dumped me an hour ago saying she started seeing someone else. dubs decides what kind of alcohol i buy and what game i play
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vodka and russian roulette
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>>768890416
Drink pic related, and play Bloodborne.
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>>768890416
boo hoo
Drink some pussy and play a game with some real jugs.
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>>768890416
Peach schnapps and Tamagotchi for GameBoy color.
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diet sprite and battletoads.
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>>768890581
kek
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>>768890563
Re-rolling for this. OP I'm trying to do good by you here.
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borping vodka and russian roulette
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>>768890563
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cheap wine and fallout
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mojito and runescape
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>>768890416

Play the most dangerous game.

Message the last other girl you talk to and ask "Why haven't we fucked yet?"
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miller lite and oblivion
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Jack daniels and Sonic 06
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>>768890416
Vodka and elder scrolls oblivion
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>>768890730
last girl i talked to was actually someone who would be really open to that question, honestly.
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milk and floras fruit farm
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>>768890777
TRIPS WINS IT
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>>768890777
fuck i don't own sonic 06!
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>>768890777
check em
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Sorry to hear that! Straight ethanol and pong
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>>768890416
Drink rubbing alcohol and play fallout new vegas
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Than jack daniels and a bad sonic game
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>>768890501
fpbp
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>>768890947
dont own any sonic game. i own the bethesda collection, all mass effects, halos, civs, and a few obscure shooters like men of valor, and also the burger king games like sneak king.
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Cherry mcgillicuddy's + monster. 70/30
Pac-Man.
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Triple 7 guy here!
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>>768891087
i also own the 90s adaption of the movie blade runner game.
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>>768890804

And....... what's her response?
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>>768890416
Cheap canadian whisky, complet it with some knock off cigs for a twist of melancholy
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Than jack daniels and halo: combat evolved?
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>>768891087
>the bethesda collection
If this includes Morrowind, play Morrowind.
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>>768890855
>>768890944
>>768891033
few choices for ya OP. the dubs will it.
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Trips 7 tho.
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>>768890777


>>768890855
Trips is not dubs, WINRAR
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>>768891099
magical
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>>768891241
>Trips is not dubs
Are the last two digits of >>768890777 the same? Then it's dubs you stupid fuck. Dubs doesn't even look at anything that comes before the last two. Therefore all trips are dubs, but all dubs are not trips.
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>>768890416
henny gtaV online while talking in gamechat
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Jack daniels and this game
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>>768891406
lol
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How bout this one?
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This nigga phone on 1%!
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okay going to talk to the liquor store now for some jack daniels and will stream on twitch @ saltywine in 15 minutes, faggots.
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>>768890606
Hitler did nothing wrong and battletoads
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>>768890416
70% isopropyl and Russian Roulette
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>>768890416
Bathsalts and go kill that bitch
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Someone please record the stream. Put it on YouTube or something!
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>>768890944

Fuck sonic OP, go for this instead.
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Stream link pls?
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>>768890416
rubbing alcohol and phoenix wright
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>>768890416

Buy a gun
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>>768891159
best of the elder scrolls for sure.
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Water, God of war
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>>768890416
Get a good whore, fuck her and send her a picture of it.

Then text her:
“Good thing you did it first, I couldn’t find how to get rid of your ugly ass”
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Is this the one?
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grappa and looping lui. in case you don't know it, google is your friend
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>>768891559
Stream link?
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starting now faggots, twitch.tv @ saltywine
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>>768890501
are you me?
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>>768890416
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>>768892515
yes faggot
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>>768890416
gin and tonic, Postal 2
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I just heard you type that in the stream.... creepy.
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>>768890416

You're going to play the, "I'm going to hit the gym very regularly and very hard and get fit as fuck, then I'm going to fuck hot, young skinny bitches and give no fucks" game.
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>>768891406
Roll
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>>768892415
Easily the best idea, hands down
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>>768890416
Play runescape with me bud :)
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>>768893903
gf was pretty hot young and skinny
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She's not worth breaking the bank. Drink this and fail miserably in any soulsborn game
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fuck it fallout new vegas it is. never beat it. streaming NOW twitch dot tv slash saltywine

already pretty tipsy bois
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>>768895008
Fuck you, plenty of dubs
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>>768890416
Fallout 4 and skyy vodka
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>>768890416
Post steam ID and I buy you a game
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>>768890416
And you play the latest God of War, boi.
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hand sanitizer and stardew valley
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NUDES
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