>be me
>birthday today
>Mom completely forgets
>She was day drinking to
>That stresses me out on a normal day
>doing other things that Ive told her a million times stress me the fuck out
>I could tell she was trying to get under my skin
>Finally realizes because her friend texts her to say happy birthday for her
>half assed apology
>asks me if i forgive her
>I say no and explain to her why
>She claims innocence
>been by myself all day
>sitting at my computer eating a frosty
>feeling bad for myself
>Worst birthday ever
>Mfw
happy birthday anon.
>>768890012
how old btw? I've been through all that same shit but with my dad. it's a nightmare. you've gotta get a clean break and live your own life brother
>>768889869
It's my birthday too. Happy birthday Anon. Sorry you had a shitty day.
>>768890138
happy bday to you as well
>>768890188
not OP btw soz
feels bad man. happy birthday tho
Happy birthday anon! Don't let toxic people get you down, even if it's a family member.
>>768890096
21
Ive finally saved up enough that I'm about to buy this 2 bed 1 bath house for 43k
The last time it sold for 65k but the people are trying to get rid of it. I Love it and it's in a safe place.
I wanna start my own little family there
>>768890138
Thanks anon. How old are you turning?
Happy birthday anon
happy birthday op
>>768889869
Hey anon. I know that feel. I haven't lived w/my parents for almost 10 years, and neither of them bother anymore. I can't really get you much of anything, but here's a birthday gif.
Happy birthday, Anon.
>>768889869
small frostys were 50 cents today around here
>>768889869
haha you faggot your mom has better things to do than to remember that youre a life reject with no friends go outside and get your free dennys meal faggot and stop feeling sorry for your gay ass
>>768889869
hbd anon
have this picture as a gift
>>768890312
that's really great. and you're way ahead of the curve at only 21. you're gonna make it bro.
>>768890302
>>768890311
>>768890345
>>768890356
>>768890377
god bless
>>768890448
I got a large
>>768889869
we love u her anon, happy birthday
really happy for u and hope that house is everything you ever dreamed
>>768889869
>Be me
>Nobody remember my birthday
>Play MGSV
>"Happy birthday boss"
>mfw crippling depression kicks in.
Happy birthday anon :D
>>768890312
Happy birthday man.
Sounds like youre on the right track
Next year will be better
Happy birthday bud
>>768889869
Happy bday OP. I hope you get as many dicks tonight as you possible could dream of.
Wishing you the best- anon
>>768890507
Not sure what that is but thank you
>>768890518
Been saving since i got my first job at 16. Couldve done this earlier but i didn't always save . bought a car, built a pc, smoke a little weed nahmsayn
>>768890600
Its actually starting to look that way
thanks anon
>>768890621
You're one of the reasons i try to keep my head high. Someone always has it worse. Push through brother
>>768890625
>>768890761
>>768890776
Much appreciated anons
>>768889869
happy birthday my niqqa
>>768890917
good shit my nigga thanks
>>768889869
Happy birthday bud!
>>768889869
>apoLOGy
>>768890477
Mothers threw us into this cruel, miserable world just so they could take cute baby pictures. The least they could do is show us love and affection.
>>768889869
jesus man
you're 20
get out of there
>>768889869
Happy birthday fuckface
>>768890999
Your trips mean the world to me
>>768891138
I'm 21. See>>768890312
>>768891169
thanks bro
>>768889869
>Being still autistic to celebrate another nail in the coffin day.
You're a sick excuse for human being, for a birthday present somebody should give you a rope and instructions for hanging.
Happy birthday anon~ I wish you the best of luck on starting a family and living a happy life.
Happy birthday anon!
>>768891285
thank you
you're a lovely grill
>>768889869
Happy birthday op. Love your mum I lost mine just after turning 21.
I know how you feel about her drinking especially in the day
I hated whenever my mum used to drink, she would turn into another person I didn't like
But Hay least from seeing the effects at young age. It put you off drink for life
Hope you finish your say in good mood. Go pirate a fucking good single player game and binge I recommend ss2, metro 2033, halo 1 and 2
Iif your pc not gaming one maybe skip metro 2033
If you would really rather multilayer halo online eldewrito
Tencent made a emulator for pubg mobile the game is great and runs on a toaster
Hope your mother treats you when she wakes up n sobers up
Happy birthday anon
Hey happy birthday anon
I'm sorry about your day so far but I hope it turns up for you
>>768891277
Somebody
>>768891277
wow, you must be really fun at parties.
>>768891458
Halo is for queers.
OP go play timesplitters and start throwing bricks at niggers and ducks now that is the way to play a game.
happy birthday anon!!! Sorry to hear about that, really sucks to have parents like that. But treat yourself, its your birthday man, go buy something nice... Like soda, water, or a toy :)
>>768889869
Happy birthday you faggot. Hope the rest of your day won't be as shitty
>>768891503
Just giving good life instructions that's all. After all it is a disease leading to death eventually. Especially to someone as young as him it is better to realize this disease early enough.
Happy birthday Anon, I'm sorry you're having a shitty day but you always have your /b/ros to help you
>>768891371
preciate yuh broski
>>768891458
>But Hay least from seeing the effects at young age.
She was a wonderful mom until i was a teenager. so thankfully I'm pretty well adjusted
>It put you off drink for life
Nah i got a six pack I'll drink in a few hours. I don't like to get absolutely shitfaced though
My online friends are starting to get on so i'm feeling better.
Thanks for the good wishes. You're a good one anon
>>768891584
>>768891587
>>768891705
Much love gents
>>768889869
Well lets not jump to any conclusions until we hear both sides of the story
Are you sure you aren't a piece of shit?
No judgement here but we can't rule anything out
happy birthday fren, go out for a meal or some shit, treat yourself
>>768889869
If you set low expectations for bdays you wont feel like you're losing anything. My bdays generally turn out the same way. Happy bday.
Happy Birthday anon. Don't let it get you down. Parents fuck up just like everyone else. Don't put her on a pedestal. I'm sure she will look back on today and will brutalize herself for years. Other than that, I hope you have a great day today.
Anon do you have a gf?
Happy birthday OP
>>768891801
She was hammered in the morning when i woke up on my birthday
justify that
>>768891971
>having a girlfriend
>while posting on 4chinz
>>768891825
I got me a lil somethin somethin
>>768891869
>>768891911
>>768892003
Salutations bois
>>768891971
pic
>>768892039
There is no justification anon, she fucked up today. Its your 21st birthday. No reason to be hammered in the morning on that occasion.
>>768892039
Did you think maybe she was so excited for your birthday she got the party started early?
Sounds like your mom is a true hero, good for her
Happy birthday you overgrown pear cactus
>>768892202
dido
>>768892150
...does OP enjoy nudes
>>768889869
Happy birthday OP, try to go out somewhere and enjoy yourself, you deserve it
>>768892276
OP definitely does
>>768891285
You could at least show him some birthday tiddies
>>768892289
Nah. I'm gonna have a few beers and play video games with my online friends
thanks for the wishes
>>768889869
Happy birthday /bro/, I truly hope it gets better
join me for some le zap
https://www.rabb.it/SickNet265
Femanon here
Who wants birthday tiddies
>>768892479
OOOOPPPPPPPP DOESSSS
>>768892407
Thank you partner
On a side note, you're 21. Get the fuck out of your basement and hit a sleazy bar. Wait till closing and hook up with some skank that resembles your Mom. Take her home and have your Mom make you and your skank breakfast. You know Moms will be all hungover and shit. At this point it's really your only valid course of action.
>>768892479
I do.
>>768889869
Happy bdaaaay op
>>768892671
much love
Happy birthday /b/ro. Good luck.
>>768892557
>hook up with some skank that resembles your Mom
>>768892654
Still think you should follow my advice.
>>768889869
Happy birthday, have a fug with some nugs
>>768892743
Haven't jerked off in days
thanks bb
>>768892779
will do my guy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON! I LOVE YOU, NO HOMO!
>>768892743
Im fixing it for you because some of us like wacking it without a neck cramp
>>768893021
fuck I fucked it up, oh well I tried
>>768893021
Listen bud if you can figure out why Fortune keeps rotating my pictures then go right ahead.
>>768893070
Thats all that matters
>>768889869
Happy birthday OP.
I hope you the best with that new house. Don't let your mom make you feel like shit anymore
>>768893190
Will do anon
thank you
>>768893105
its saved rotated properly on my comp but the upload didn't take, not sure why
does this work?
>>768893295
gib pwease
>>768893295
I now have this nagging feeling that this was a ruse to get me to download, rotate, and re-post illegal titties and I'm gonna get v& any minute
>>768892743
beautiful!!!
>>768891128
Some mothers had babies so a rapist could fuck them so he wouldn't abandon her. Take that into perspective
>>768893449
But hey at least they’re nice titties?
>>768893449
Haha that’s definitely not what that was AHAHAHAHA
Happy birthday anon
>>768893295
I want titties for my birthday too
>>768894001
When’s ur birthday anon?
>>768889869
happy bday /b/ro ^-^
>>768894081
All the way to Nov 4th u_u
>>768893915
>>768894083
thanks /b/ros
>>768894194
anytime ^-^
>>768889869
happy birthday /b/ro.
hopefully this elephant socking someone
in the face will you cheer you up m8.
>>768892875
Hey no problem man
Have a good rest of your birthday. Hopefully this cheers you up some.
Happy birthday anon! Sorry you had a shit day.
I'm sorry anon, you need to be better to yourself. I understand these things can ruin your whole day, but you have to try to not let them for your own sake. Tell your mom it's okay and ask her to get some food or something man, I doubt she's maliciously trying to hurt you. I've been there before man, it's not fun, you have to try to be more open and forgiving. Happy birthday, I love you.
>>768893295
Not sure if trap or real womyn
90% chance is trap
>>768894228
>>768894269
>>768894298
i love this website sometimes
>>768894422
i'm happy regardless
>>768894247
forgot you>>768894247
Happy Birthday anon, you're stronger than this
>>768895509
Thanks fam
I hate my birthdays, at best nothing happens, at worst, real shitty things happen. My grandmother died a day before my birthday.
Anyway, happy being-dragged-into-existence day
>>768890312
Woww where do you live thats that cheap? sounds great
>>768889869
happy birthday, anon. we love you.
>>768889869
happy birthday, /b/rother. You'll be alright.
>>768889869
Dude, if my mom was alive i would not only forgive her for forgettimng my bd, i barely can remember hers, i'd just enjoy that she is still here, she wont be here forever.
you're 21, not a kid anymore, everybody has their shit and has got to hold it together, your mother drinks because of her shit, and you cannot be a manchild anymore, grow up, take good care of her.
Dear OP, this is one of the most pure and nicest threads I’ve ever seen on /b/. Enjoy.
Plus a femanon sent tits so that’s also a big fuckin plus
>>768889869
you've got a family here anon.
happy birthday
>>768889869
>mom doesn't give a shit about her loser son who makes no attempts to improve himself and stays in his room doing nothing all day every day
gee how unfair
>>768896549
I love strawmen don’t you anon?
>>768896549
low quality b8 man
>>768896777
Is it a strawman if it's true?
>>768895840
Middle America
Ikr btw. The house was recently redone and looks great. Its a steal
>>768895785
feel
>>768895845
Love you too bb
>>768895977
I'm a firm believer in tough love
thankyou
>>768896172
Thank you. and yes she was a sweet grill
>>768896179
I'm glad i grew up with the internet
>>768896549
see>>768890312
>>768896777
>>768896830
Thanks for lookin out /b/ros
>>768896549
sounds like you got some daddy/mommy issues yourself.
solve before you do your next post please solve them,
its pretty obvious
>>768889869
I know i'm late, but happy birthday man!
Happy birthday anon
>>768897051
It's still my birthday in my timezone
don't worry anon
have a wonderful day
>>768897050
more based anons looking out
>>768897125
>>768897159
thanks bois
>>768896983
>Middle America
happy birthday anon!! i hope we could at least make your day a little better. i wish u the best
>>768897483
>quoting
>>768897599
I like kittens so you certainly did.
cheers anon
>>768889869
Maybe you'd have a happier birthday if your happiness wasn't completely dependent on what your mother happens to be doing that particular day
>>768897725
anytime buddy! have a whole box of em
Hey OP, your mom is depressed and fuck knows she probably forgot as part of the depressive nature self-harm faggorty that happens when brains do that. You’re 21, you’re not slidding any logs and you’re still a basic anon at home with mom. She isn’t too proud of herself. Its not your fault, its the dream she was promised and was robbed of by politics. You gotta make your mom happy. Start being honest with yourself and making a difference- be the change you wanna see and be successful, score higher than you currently do on the robot test by at least 50 points by this time next year. Trust me.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Wc5oQgfPJTorTtiABEqau?si=VumXqr_bQkW6wQGvD60zCA
>>768890312
>MFW Anon buys a haunted house
hey guys, maybe you could use this printer i found to print of anon som bd cards
>be neet and usually keep track of the date down to approximately which half of the month I'm in
>getting wendies coupons from mailbox one day
>find week old birthday card from grandma
>mfw I realize I forgot my birthday last week
>>768898052
see>>768890312
Jesus man. you're like the 10th guy to come in here and get judgemental as fuck
It's 4chan though so i feel
>>768889869
Things will get better fren
>>768898442
Here m8 enjoy some belated birthday titties courtesy of a femanon >>768892743
>>768898088
>MFW I didn't consider that
don't believe in ghosts though
>>768898442
lol
>>768898520
thanks cutie head
>my birthday a few months ago
>One hbd text at 1pm
>From big bro
>FeelsSadMan
>Same brother bought me a coffee later
>Happy
>Weekend comes around, saturday night drinking party
>No friends come, only family
>Everyone "sorry I forgot to say hbd" is ok
>Still internally sad
>Don't even drink at own party
>Drive drunks home
>Cry a little in bed
Happy birthday anon!
>>768889869
Sorry for that anon, happy birthday from my part k?
>>768898499
Its just the same anon 10 times
>>768889869
Cummies in her tendies. Post 911 call.
>>768889869
happy birthday anon
Tried to kill myself on my 23rd birthday. Keep in mind if this year was the worst then next year will probably be better, hang in there friend
>>768898722
No problem fren
>>768898936
I keep my head up because of people like you
god bless anon
>>768898965
Salutations anon
>>768898986
/b/ gets a bad reputation because of rekt threads and what not but you guys are alright
thanks for looking out
>>768899008
I wish
>>768899068
You get better too anon
>>768890312
Aw nice dude, you're on the right track. Happy birthday :)
>>768899580
Thank you kindly good sir :D
Jesus Fucking Christ!
Why the fuck would you rely on your mom to plan and organize your party? Get some shit done for yourself faggot. Next year, invite your goddam shitface friends over, DON'T invite mom and try to get drunk and laid.
Happy birthday anon!
>>768899758
This doesn’t have anything to do with his mom organizing a party
She forgot it was his birthday altogether and instead got plastered.
Ayy its my birthday too happy birthday from another birthday boy
>>768899435
C'mon stop saying that you keep your head up for others with less, you have a family to care for, and instead you've choosen to be mad at a date on the calendar.
Birthdays are just regular days, don't be spoiled, take a good care of your loved ones, since when they are gone you never, NEVER get to see them back.
It's easier to ask the others to get on your side of the coin but try to get on her side, pepole don't start staying alone, drinking, doing drugs, or any bad habit in general because they are fine, try to get her to talk to you and tell her that she is not alone, tell her you love her.
>>768889869
My mum day drank all throughout my adolescence and started doing it again when I was 21 as well, I know how horrible it is. Happy birthday, anon. Never forget you aren't your parents.
Lol you're even unlovable to your own mother.
Kinda funny that nobody who actually knows you irl about what will end up being your last birthday.
>>768890477
You cunt
>>768899758
I didn't expect a party
I just wanted her to say happy birthday and take me to dinner or something
I don't like having a party for my own birthday
>>768899791
thanks dad
>>768899858
So many anons looking out today
>>768899867
AYYYYYYY happy birthday to you 2 boiii
>>768899939
>you keep your head up for others with less
that's not what i said
>don't be spoiled
you totally missed the point
I said i keep my head up because there's always someone who has it worse
>>768899984
My condolences anon
>>768900137
/b/ is totally redeemed to me now
>>768899858
AND? Seriously. Time to leave the goddamn nest. Spread those emotional wings. Mommy didn't live up to your expectations - turns out she was just a regular person who fucks up.
This whole cheerup squad is cringy af. Sitting around telling stories about how you too were butthurt? How about actually helping OP be less of a codependent faggot?
>>768900240
and another one...
see here>>768890312
>>768900236
the point is that your head has to stay up for the ones who love you, for the ones who are around you and have problems, your head has to be up for them, not because of anyone else with a more depressing life, remember who matters, do it for them
>>768900240
Calm down anon, have some tits. >>768892743
>>768900418
I guess i feel that
I'll do it anon
Happy birthday anon.
Hope you get quality material to fap to.
well happy bday anon, i know how u feel.
>>768889869
I suggest you publically disown her to teach her a lesson, you're a an and need to put your foot down sometimes, I wish I had a better solution for you anon, godspeed and happy birthday
>>768892743
good shit 4chan... good shit
Happy birthday OP.
We love you even though OP is a gigantic faggot.
happy birthday anon <3
>>768900702
I got a pair of bobs so i'm happy
>>768900928
pic
>>768901136
nah man I'll just move out. I'm all she has left anyway
>>768901486
OP is always a faggot
>>768901508
Thx BB :D
>>768889869
Happy birthday anon
>>768901831
Its nice to feel appreciated
happy birthday anon! id give you the "theres someone having a worse birthday" but i think you clearly took the take on this one
>>768901932
Nah man you should read through the thread. Lots of people have it worse. Someone always does
happy birthday, anon, i hope you find some enjoyment someday
>>768889869
Hey, buddy, happy birthday!
>>768902104
Thank you anon but what in gods name is that?
>>768902242
Much love my negro
>>768889869
Did you get a bowl cut already? That usually gets me going through the day. Happy birthday dad
>>768903387
Thanks family
>>768889869
Happy birthday, mine is tomorrow.
My bday was yesterday. Family showed me love, but NONE of my close friends said a word. Happy birthday to you, sir.
Anon.
>>768903805
A girl I know has a birthday tomorrow to
we might have sex
Happy birthday anon
>>768904149
Some of my friends said happy birthday
This QT i know did to
:DDDD
Happy late birthday also anon
>>768889869
Shit man, happy birthday bro
>>768904991
SHEEEEEEUT thanks muh nigga
How many gbp did the frosty cost?
I kind of want a frosty now
>>768892762
Maybe he’s got a hot mom
My fiancée didn’t even remember mine. Get used to it, kid. I’ve been dumped on birthdays. Birthdays suck.
Birthdays overrated, only childish fucks even care if you are over like 25.
>>768905730
Unless it’s the big four-oh.
Then you get drunk and sing with all the friends you have left. All 4 of them. Plus your siblings and their spouses.
>>768889869
wow anon, sorry to hear that, man. i hope you're ok lol
happy birthday
>>768905339
Idk i charged it
>>768905538
She's in her mid 50's and drinks a lot. She was very pretty back in the day
>>768905660
You're not bringing me down
>>768905730
Too pessimistic
>>768905885
bad feel
>>768905979
thanks daddy
>>768889869
Happy birthday :)
>>768906040
Thanks cutie head
>>>768888888
>>768889869
Happy birthday anon
>>768889869
from someone who spent their childhood and teenage birthdays in your spot, happy birthday. Sorry man. Hang in there. One day she'll wake up and realize what she did.
Ask her to suck your dick.
>>768900137
>>768900236
Cringe
>>768889869
Brah check out This Year by The Mountain Goats. A bit indie but fuck it picks me up
>>768889869
happy birthday bud. brighter days are ahead
>>768889869
Tomorrow is mine, happy birthday dude.
>>768906329
Thx bb
>>768906487
She pretty much already does. she cant help it
>>768906499
not adopted
>>768906547
Your post is more cringe
>>768906634
What?
>>768906643
Is this scoliosis?
>>768906650
Get some bobs and phudy my dude
Happy birthday OP. Mine was 10 days ago. May pride, brethren.
>>768889869
I hope the frosty was good
>>768906946
HIEL
>>768906969
It was. I prefer vanilla
Dude, seriously. Why worry about it? Birthdays are not that big a deal. Society makes a big deal out of them, but don’t follow that nonsense. I’d say any day you have a frosty is a good day. Enjoy it, and happy birthday.
>>768907531
>Society makes a big deal out of them, but don’t follow that nonsense.
Abandoning societal norms is leading us to collapse
>what is Rome
>>768889869
Happy birthday anon, love you!
>>768908278
Love you too cutiehead
>>768889869
OMFG thats my dream birthday!!! Sorry you couldn't enjoy it :/ HBD!
>>768908809
Like I said earlier
>>768889869
Stopped celebrating my birthday a while back. I still go to my coworkers birthdays if they are doing something. I know the feeling of nobody showing up
>>768889869
You’ve been eating a frosty all day? I call bullshit on your whole story you attention seeking faggot beta.
>>768909844
When did i say i was eating one literally all day?
happy birthday anon im in the same place my dad is a heavy alcoholic
>>768889869
happy birthday man, my girls birthday too :D. hope things turn around, take a good perspective on things and focus on the good things in your life
also keep the mindset that its just another day ;) WHAT IS TIME
Happy birthday Anon
