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First three words?
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>>768888799
Oh boy wowee
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>>768888799
overheated hot pocket
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>>768888799
trips!
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>>768888799
First three words
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>>768888799
Ro se bud
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>>768888799
Dad isn't proud.
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fuck fuck fuck
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>>768888799
Rose atta stone
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>>768888799
Nice rosebud.
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>>768888799
Thats fucking disgusting
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That's fucking disgusting
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Some pics?
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>>768888799
used up whores
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No
Daada
Muma
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>>768888799
mom?
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Hotkinkyjo
Is
Better
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>>768888799
mmmm squishy *splorp*
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>>768888799
that gonna hurt
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>>768888799
im so gay
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>>768888799
your own fault
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I am disappoint
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>>768888799
you like roses?
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eww, what'd they put in her butt?!
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>>768888799
is that gummies?
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>>768888799
owowow ow ow
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>>768888799
Diapers for life
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>>768888799
>First three words

True. Story. Inbound.
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>>768890292

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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Poke with needle.
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>>768888799
Can I taste?
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She certainly blossomed.
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>>768888799
Smells like shit.
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>>768888799

semen your rose?
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Hmm strawberry danish
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>>768888799

disgusting hand tats
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>>768888799
Fuck this shit
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>>768888799
ZOO WEE MAMA
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>>768888799
is that herpes?
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UHUUU first three
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Bitches
Ain't
Shit
>>768888799
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>>768888799
thats fucking hot
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>>768888799
why would any one whore or not take pride in this?
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>>768888799
Yummy!
Yummy! Yummy!
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>>768888799
*Whoop* there it is
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>>768888799
Second flood when?
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>>768888799

The Ladies Man
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The
Japanese
Flag
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>>768888799
Fart on me.
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>>768889388
Underrated.
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>>768890322
stop posting this cancerous non-meme.
also, checked.
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insert cock now
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too much anal
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Where's my car?
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>>768888799
OP's a faggot
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That's not normal.
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dame tu cosita
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That 1 looks 2 painful 3
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>>768888799
whos the chick with the tatts
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butt whore smile
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That fucking nose
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>>768899372
lily lane
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are there actually people that get turned on by prolapses? I see them a lot in porn but they always disgust me... yet i keep fapping.
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