Hey /b/ this is my first post came here from normie land
> Be me
>be 15
> be in Grade 10
>I'm not Alpha or Beta kind in between
>used to be Alpha AF then starting playing CSGO and now Fortnite
>Girl (not Fem-Anon or Stacie but in between)
asks me if I can help her talk to a guy
>Lets call girl becca
>I do it cause sorta beta and the guy says that he isn't insterested
>The girl says she doesn't care and we continue hanging out almost everyday
> I ask her to hangout one evening and she leaves me on Read
>I assume she's not interested stop hanging out
>Fast Forward 1 week school dance
>She's trying to get my attention but I think she is playing with me so I ignore her
>Next time I walk past her she grabs my arm and asks me to dance with her
>Alpha mode engaged.jpg
>We dance for the next 45 Min till dance is over
>I pussy out cause Beta Mode.png back and don't try to kiss her
>I have kissed a girl b4 but it's been over a year now since the last time
> We start hanging out again
>One of our mutual friends start hooking up and becca asks how it went down
> Friend says it just happened and another one of becca's friends says that it could just happen for her then looks at me
>Becca starts blushing and glances at me
I am confused AF does she wanna hook up becca has never kissed so I know she will not instigate but I cannot activate Alpha Mode on-demand WTF do i do /b/
Fuck you. Take your stupid kiddie problems to gaiaonline, faggot.
>>768887673
Those are some grown up words, you sure you're ready to use them?
>>768887506
first become desensitised
It's really summer already enjoy your ban though should have read the rules.
What are the grown up words lmao just looking for advice when u guys are both 25 y/o virgins wanking to hentai in your parents basement
Have fun getting banned cunt. Also, seriously? Just fucking posting about ur school drama on 4chan? Please leave and never come back
>>768887506
>WTF do i do /b/
You lurk for at least 2 whole years before posting
SPIDEY THREAD
DR RABBITS WELCOME <3
>>768888377
fuck you this is a gore thread
>>768888409
>>768887506
Fuck off you underage newfag
Call the next person who posts a spiderman meme a faggot nigger/ this is now a gore thread.
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>>768888546
faggot nigger
lol take your school drama to your subreddit
ps i hope you enjoy your 3 year ban faggot
>>768888566
Nigger faggot
>>768888562
>>768888545
You still here OP? Little faggot, don't leave now!
>>768888633
>>768888698
>>768888641
OP is a normalfag that's fresh off the boat from r/4chan after seeing le ebin greentexts xD, the gore probably scared him off
>>768887506
Go full alpha. She wanted the D then. Now might be too late. You gotta be quicker for that shit anon.
>>768888784
i fucking hate youtubers who make greentext videos that shit pisses me off so fucking much
Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!
I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors.
>>768888873
Couldn't agree more
>>768888963
Ok what do I do now, I already inserted the banana into my anus
>>768887934
Fuck you, you piece of dogshit. You're the equivalent to birdshit stuck to my windshield. You're a temporary setback, and when I'm through with you, there will be nothing left.
>>768888963
>>768889002
>>768887787
Kek
>>768889103
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768889174
>>768887506
You don't come here from normie-land. I swear...
>>768889190
this works
>>768887934
I will fucking track down and brutally murder whoever did this
>>768889174
>>768889191
I hope you have a fun time at school tomorrow, maybe someday your humor will mature and you'll realize that being edgy is just cringy
>>768887934
Kek
>>768889254
>>768889261
kek no one post gore to be edgy we do it to piss off newfags like you
>>768889270
really funny am i right guys ??? i just turned 13 today btw :3
>>768889354
Find a heart somewhere deep buried within that cold exterior, friend.
>>768889370
>>768889354
You lost today but this experience can be used to better yourself. Get back on your feet, and use your newfound knowledge for good use.
>>768889445
ALMOST TRIPS
>>768889191
Quality posts, anon. Thanks for entertaining me
>>768887506 are you dumb, i was never a normie, i ended up here cause im a autistic dumb fuck
>>768889477
i lost because i didnt get mad at some stupid gore? kek ok have fun with your "greentext XD" on r/4chan and dont come back
go in boi
>>768889665
>>768889445
cursed thread refuses to give trips
>>768887673
Aw man, don't do him like that.. We've all been 15!!!
>Listen kid, if you like this chick then next time you see her ask her if she wants to hang out. Then when you guys are alone, simply ASK her if she wants to make out.
At this stage she's probably willing to simply volunteer what it is you're after kid, trust me we've all been there. I mean, those of off who got some action in highschool at least.
>>768889370
>being this asspained about animals cruelty
Way to expose how much of a newfag you are
>>768889683
>tumblr
