ok /b/rahs, its that time again. give me a
>name
>what to say
and i'll send it to some tinder sluts.
this was fun yesterday, but to make it easier to keep track of
>only sending dubs messages
also theres a lot of bitches on here and i can only screenshot like 7 at a time, so throw out some random names and i'll send shit to somebody with that name or at least the closest name im matched with
bumping with some results from yesterday
send that gillian bitch:
you might look like a shoe, but lucky for you i love fucking shoes ;)
>>768875884
frick. re roll
>>768875924
re re rolllllll
>>768875942
re re re roll i wanna die
>>768875965
so fuckin close. re roll for this shit
>>768875998
>>768875884
so close. also re roll
>>768875998
can I tame your strange to gil
>>768875998
>>768875998
lol close enough m8
>>768876036
last roll for my sad sorry excuse of a life
>>768876051
hell yeah thx op
>>768876051
If she responds with some bitchy stuff just say, "You might look like a shoe, but you got no sole"
>>768875580
Say to any of them "Hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number """insert ur number here"" so call me maybe?
Works everytime, guaranteed lay
>>768876177
by works everytime, you mean used it once on a desperate fat girl and then freaked out about it
>>768876229
Fat chicks are the best they suck dick really fucking good and more cushin' for the pushin
>>768876316
you got me there
>>768876316
I want a chubby chick to peg my asshole raw. Share it with another bf, and still think I'm attractive, and date me.
>>768876177
this may be the gayest thing ive ever sent, and i literally ask strangers if i can call them mommy during sex
a dub is a dub though, i slightly changed it bc i dont want these hoes texting me
>>768876570
pic somehwhat related, i thought it was witty
>>768876570
lmao nice but you should have made it rhyme at the end, bitches love a poet
so far no reponses yet so heres another piece of titty courtesy of a tinder ho
>>768876669
also show us your tinder profile but blur out your personal deets and pfp i wanna see your bio, need some inspiration because i might make a tinder
>>768876869
just take pictures where you look hot and normal (if possible), and put something in the bio that is funny and expresses that you dont give a fuck
not gonna post my profile sry m8
>>768876914
oh it will get better just wait :^)
I’ll send dubs too
tell nigger taht you dont do apes
>>768876869
Mine has pictures of me traveling in Ireland and Thailand and holding various small animals. My bio says, 'tell me you floss and I'll fall for you." A surprising amount of girls message me first saying they floss
>>768877096
GOTEEM!!!
>>768877220
>tell me you floss and I'll fall for you
the fact this works makes you wonder why women are allowed to vote and have powerful positions
Anyone got the pic of the dick shadow over the toilet with no toilet seat?
more autism
>>768876990
here is my bio text tho
"Just a regular guy doing regular guy things
I like bad bitches and chicken tenders"
See this is what fucking happens when a nice guy like me attempts to start a conversation with a pretty girl. Stuck up roasties like you never give gentlemen like me the time of day just because I'm not some fucking Chad who will disrespect you and treat like shit. Feminism is a plague to society.
help me out /b/, you have to have something to say to these hoes
>>768877794
thank you based elliot
>>768875580
ask some /b/itch what her stance on midget porn is
another tinder snap bump
>>768875580
say "i would love to suck on our titties, and fit my cock into your mouth whilst simultaneously fisting myself in the ass and swallowing some creamy steamy dreamy logs from andy sixx's gaping asshole ;)"
>>768878209
excellent idea anon
Hey gril, is your father retarded? Cause youre special
>>768878326
thanks op :) good thread btw
>>768878322
lmao who do i sent that to? also checked
>>768878369
oh damn, uhhhh. the destiny chick? or the latest match you got. idc
>>768877934
i didnt read this, but the fact that she responded at all is fucking astounding kek
At what point in a relationship would you consider giving your man a blumpkin?
>>768878492
She wants you. Don't fucc it up nibba
>>768878477
>>768878322
>>768878492
yikes
>I'll take what are standards for 200
>>768875580
Ayy baby, i put the STD in STUD all i need is U
>>768878553
Rolling
>>768878553
>>768878556
kek i dont want these roasties anon
>>768877794
rollin
>>768878584
>>768878735
I hope she asks what a blumpkin is.
I want to date a girl who consents to sex and won't cry the whole time for a change.
>>768878580
top kek this forced meme is actually starting to succeed
>>768875580
>+25 likes
how?????
I only got one!
at long last, a response
>>768878492
Jesus Christ. This girl is so fucking desperate. Please post a screenshot of this thread so she knows it.
>>768875580
Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Charge your fucking phone man and enable push notifications
Also if dubs tell any of them "Look babe if we are going to start this whole dating thing there is a few things you need to know about me, firstly i cry myself to sleep every night, i watch tranny porn daily, i smoke like a fucking chimney, i have never had sex before apart from once accidentally with my sister when we were play fighting and it kinda slipped in, so technically im not a virgin but ive practiced a lot on my pillow so i should last long enough, and finally i take heroin" edit it as you see fit tho
i just sent this bc i didnt see anyone suggest any responses for her
>>768879142
rule number 1 my friend
>>768879154
push notifications are a jewish plot, this was fucking funny though
>>768879307
lmao i love you man <3
>>768879164
What is your stance on cocksucking? Pro or very pro?
Great thread OP 5/5 would highly recommend
what do i send to my roastiefu?
>>768879440
im still laughing reading that shit, im probably gonna send it to more of them lol
>>768879307
then send her another message saying "now that that is out of the way, how are you doing on this fine day? care to tell me a little bit about yourself?"
my genital just got hard lol
>>768879588
checked hitlerdubs
>>768879145
Roll
you guys do know you can troll on Tinder, using a fake pic, right ?
Where has the fun gone to ?
>>768879721
i appreciate you trying anon <3
>>768879642
i like the way you think friend
>>768879553
Lovely if you consider getting tag fucked from the age of 8 to be 'Lovely'. the good thing about that though is I won't get squemish if you stick a finger in my rusty brown while I jizoo my goo in your throat
>>768879989
thank you for your service
>>768879553
Homophobe! Just because they're gay means they're lovely!? They happen to be degenerate cocksuckers!
![You+can+call+me+pawpaw+prolly+a+repost+but+it_bc02f7_4904103[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6BEqDlA.png "You+can+call+me+pawpaw+prolly+a+repost+but+it_bc02f7_4904103[1].png")
>>768879979
add the rest too
>>768880119
this would have been way better lol. hopefully she responds and i can send this somehow
>>768880131
im not transcribing all that shit niggi
>>768879023
How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once? I have a couple of friends visiting.
>>768880258
then just do: what you up to butter babe
>>768880324
>>768879871
Pls respond
>>768880355
i sent it to somebody else bc i have a really low response rate (idk why) and i didnt want to waste this
>>768875580
Versace.
Hi there, my delicious glass of chocolate milk. Im thirsty for your lovin'.
Best thread on /b/ in 4 days.
well i'll be darned
I got a whole pack of butter and Rock solid two inches. Someone is about to get their asshole destroyed.
wat to say?
>>768875580
Carsyn
Baby got back, I see. Would you like to meet for coffee or would you prefer a car date?
>>768880580
there goes my nubian queen lmao
>>768880751
"Sorry for the outburst, ive just had a really bad day and i have chronic depression and sometimes i get a bit angry and stuff im really sorry, if you want we can cuddle up later and watch twilight or something? i got doritos and ice cream :) x"
>>768880716
I only have 2 friends. Do you have a spare dildo?
>>768875580
Are you an antiquarian? Because I’ve got some junk that hasn’t been touched in years
>>768880527
i see you are a gentleman and a scholar
>>768880751
Sorry, I just get kinda nervous talking to pretty girls. Me and my friends have a kinda dark sense of humor and I forget that sometimes it's a bit much for people I've just met. Start over?
>>768880751
Enough about my dads. Do you like bowling? Ball handling of any kind?
>>768880867
a few of responses coming, holdup homies
>>768880870
this was quite unexpected
>>768880797
already sent some shit to her and she didnt respond, so i picked someone else
>>768881239
LMAOOOO
>>768881239
Kek
Why censor out her fake fax number in obvius troll reply??
>>768881239
I was expecting a response of #MeToo's but it seems they enjoy the banter.
>>768881239
What an fucking trump supporter
>>768881437
i dont wanna dox anyone just in case, and the fax number is the right number of digits
>>768881239
LMAO this bitch wants more
>>768881598
what do i say mates, im not this creative. she is out of my league
>>768881689
Ask her what her hamsters names are, and if she would like you to introduce the hamsters to your pet rat named Ryan, maybe we can breed them and make some sort of hybrid" also tell her "who the fuck still uses fax?"
>>768881689
That's okay, I can watch hamsters. In fact I have experience with mammals. I used to stuff rats into my asshole.
>>768881239
You're in luck. I have a hamster fetish.
did i do good friends?
>>768882196
yes but CHARGE YOUR PHONE MAN
>>768882196
Meh
>>768882196
>my fax machine got repo'd
this made me laugh
it is a sad day indeed
>>768882282
make me ;p
Well we scared them all off
>>768882395
Im still up for it if you are, or will 3 cocks just leave you with an unfulfilled feeling?
>>768882395
Just got in here, what the hell did I miss?
OP I’m shamelessly using the messages from this thread... what do I say to her now?
>>768882395
i swear to god your phone better be on charge in the next screenie or i wont be happy with you OP i like this thread i dont want it to die because the OP didnt charge his gay phone
>>768882650
Apparently you've never received sexts from your sibling on here like me.
>>768882580
winner winner
>>768882650
I sound kinda faggy, don't I? Would you prefer i come over and manhandle you until I pump my manseed down your eager throat?
>>768882738
>>768882650
OP here, its all good m8. this is fucking funny send it
>>768882619
a lot of fun and shenanigans friend
>>768882777
nice finally charging
also checked jesus trips
>>768882196
we're in boys
>>768882738
She replies very fast
>>768882777
what do?
>>768882993
Do you prefer coitus or copulation? In case we meet i want to be prepared
>>768882977
>>768882977
Great! Sounds superb to me! The items I require to ejaculate include but are not limited to; one Dasani water bottle, 4 kiwis, any number of small animals and a 2003 Honda Pilot
>>768883113
Literally try to set this up. Asks for nudes, time place. Etc. One of your friends is your dad is that cool
>>768883113
maybe we can fully fill you later tonight. no pulling out (as if that weren't obvious)
>>768883113
I can bring the homeless guy who sleeps in the basement. They call him "big willie". Back up to four! Where are we meeting?
>>768882993
I think the weirder part was when I asked my dad how to handle the situation he beat my sister for re-using the same content she sent him
>>768882993
ABANDON SHIP!
>>768882977
Whoa whoa whoa! Intercourse?! Do I look Amish or something?
She’s a devout Christian apparently
>>768883179
nice
What should I say?
>>768883466
You too, praise Jebus
>>768883580
Your donuts make me go nuts
tried to combine everyone's suggestions
>>768883580
Ask her what type of car she has.
"I have a ....."
Your Carissa piece of shit
>>768883672
this
Got one on the hook boys
>>768883672
Yes please
some anti-wifey-matter has been detected. what do?
>>768883580
Hi cutie, you are my type.lol. i love doggy
Ask for Isabel's address
>>768883791
is it weird is i wear a kimbo slice mask while giving oral?
>>768883791
Anyone got a good cheese pun?
>>768883791
Is fucking you a real Bree-ze? Or am I gonna have to put in actual effort?
>>768883791
Do you ever feel like crying after making love? Because that's usually what happens with me
>>768883791
ask her to give a quick rundown and how many times shes had the sex, and ask her is she is the type of girl willing to hug you tight after you wake up screaming from a terrible nightmare
>>768883813
Sorry, my stupid roommate grabbed my phone while I was getting another beer. Can we start over?
>>768877306
i'm stoned to the gills giggling like a girl rn
She seems into it
>>768876669
n I c e
>>768877173
how has the premium or gold or whatever its called been working for you? any noticeable difference?
>>768884172
What's weird about your vagina? As for me, I have a total pencil dick
>>768883904
Hope you're not laughtose intolerant, I tell a lot of cheesy jokes
>>768884172
My friends uncle Larry keeps me warm
>>768884172
Tell her blow up dolls dont act as good insulators and will actually make you colder from the higher heat capacity typically found in silicone therefore sapping your warmth.
>>768884278
Kill yourself
help me close brahs
>>768884316
I'm breathing autism
>>768884172
I burn lighters in my arm when I am feeling down. Know one understands my dark and twisted soul. Know one knows the torment.
>>768884390
Can we do it at your place? The hobo camp we live at isn't very private
>>768884390
I want you to know, I'll treat you with respect and kiss you after you take all the cock
>>768884316
i like this
>>768884485
sent
>>768881437
Who the fuck still using a fax?
>>768884595
Hey, two more friends just showed up. Is it okay if they double-park their cocks on your forehead while they wait?
>>768884172
It's fine she can lay inbetween you and my body pillow. Maybe we can hold hands while we're sleeping, i'm short so i hope you got some long graplers
>>768884410
That's impossible. Autism is a mental health disorder and certainly not a gaseous state of matter. I think your vocabulary and understanding of physics is scant
>>768884742
your face is scant.
>>768884742
Grammatical error here, let's kill him.
>>768884675
is it weird if i kinda hope she's not kidding?
>>768884742
You're impossible, I mean? Have you seen your mom?
>>768884872
It seems very unlikely that I've never seen my mother. I mean, come on, I was birthed by her for goodness sakes!
>>768884854
Not weird. OP you are awesome
>>768884971
my dick has a surname and i smoke a lot of marjuhuana
I hope you're not HIV positive yet, 'cause I'm making you one.
>>768884824
Physical attraction is subjective. I'll have you know many women find a gentleman such as myself to be quite dapper and handsome.
>>768885092 i smoke that hallelujah pack religiously amen
>>768883479
Am I too demanding? Really all I need is a warm wet hole. Preferably attached to you.
>>768875580
Tell Madison
>I have a 6 pack and a bag of dildos, ready to mingle anytime anywhere
>>768883580
>>768885386
Loooool
Did OP died?
>>768876669
she's using a fucking gif file to say hello, what a fucking waste of space.
>>768877306
GOTEEEMMM hahahaha mah niggah, i would have done the same.
>>768885386
this
>>768885509
still here, my service amd wifi are just trash. more pics incoming
>>768878492
damn, how badly does she want you lol
>>768885574
Most girls do that when they message first
>>768885310
different madison but i like the message
>>768885386
reroll
For the love of god OP, don't leave us hanging after the honda pilot. I'm dying laughing.
Best thread on /b/
First and foremost I'd just like to say that I have no shortage of enthusiasm during sex, but my penis could fit comfortably in a plug socket and has, many many times.
>>768886085
she hasn't responded man, everyone is weirded out or eating dinner or something lol. trust me i want to see what she has to say too
>>768886178
this is good. sent
OP here, nobody is responding rn, so im gonna head out. its been fun brahs, i'll probably start another thread sometime tomorrow around the same time. here is a closing tinder slut nude for your time
Bump to keep it alive.
???
More matches incoming
Fresh meat for the /b/lender
Gotta find the whores
>>768887226
>>768887151
ODU? That sounds like a mental disorder
>>768887256
We should fuck next to a stream so there can be two babbling Brooke's after I'm done with you.
Hahahaha “ok”
>>768887045
Livin' in a lonely world...
Now to break her heart
>>768881097
She seemed perfect, why no continuum?
>>768887624
Just wanted to let you know that i love you too
even though you aren't naked right now...
OP, just wanna say i fucking love you
>>768887624
if you really love me you're willing to do anything for me. and my dad is a dick with a lot of inheritable money
pls checkem
so close
I can’t lose her boys she’s the one. How do I save this budding relationship
>>768889181
ayy bby want sum fuk?
>>768889181
Reply with this:
>I'M SO SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I THINK YOU ARE THE GREATEST MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE MET IN MY LIFE AND I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU RIGHT NOW
>>768889900
>I'm a virgin
Ruh roh
>>768889946
What should I say to her?
>>768889181
She blocked me hahaha
>>768890003
Tell her you have some extra virgin olive oil that you two can dip on yourself so that you two are both virgins.
so how many girls do you meet up with and get an ez hotel fuck with?
>>768876742
That's the joke
>>768887256
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>768875580
Ask Gillian what she thinks about the new US embassy in Jerusalem.
>>768881239
Only if you hear a hamster plug.
>>768882777
>Trip 7s
>7% charged
bump
Need something to say to this hogger
Random Ooga booga nigger.
Hey nigger! Hows the NAACP?
>>768892149
Would you date an alcoholic? Not like i drink a bottle a day. Maybe half a bottle. I don't really get angry while drunk so no need to worry about getting beated up or something just don't touch my waifu or tendies!
>>768892149
can we skip the marriage part and just have angry post-divorce sex?
Dubs gets to pick what I say next
>>768878848
With that pfp she will say in the first date
>>768894318
Leukemia is a natural cure
>>768880898
lmao
>>768894318
Yeah you better not fucking complain, you dumb whore.
>>768894318
Post it
Lmfao
>>768894806
if she is dtf and you blew it with that, thatll be the first time that shitposting wasnt worth it
>>768894318
You are one ugly cunt
>>768892149
Good thing I have a tractor trailer, because I'll need some serious power to haul your fat ass around
>>768895237
BAHAHAAH this
>>768894806
hahahaha oh anon, you kill me
>>768894318
filters can't save your ugly face ho
>>768895091
they're just women dude. Plenty more out there
>>768875580
Tell Destiny that glam rock belongs in the 70's/80's, where it died. If she asks what you're on about simply say "your makeup, stupid cunt"
>>768895736
rolling for this
>>768895736
re roll for the ho
>>768892555
>>768895763
there will always be more opportunities for meh shitposts. id prioritize the hot black ass here
>>768896139
id feel bad hurting this girl
>>768896139
"Hey so while we cuddle maybe you could wear a strap on and cuddle me with it inside me? I love to be submissive and I'd love for you to be the big spoon ;3"
Wasn’t getting any dubs and I was growing impatient.
John Lennon “I won’t beat you very hard
>>768896139
u down for a threesome with me and my dad?
>>768889900
This >>768890003 ,also ask her if she has ever seen "scary movie"
>>768896675
Now pay up by showing me your melons
>>768896803
>>768896883
That wasn't what I put you faggot OP.
>>768896883
u remind me a lot of susan
>>768894806
Black asses matter*
