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Choice thread, what would you choose anon?
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Money pill, drug pill, and wish pill, then use wish pill to be immune to fire, then eat the rest.
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>>768875084
Future, sex appeal, painproof. Why need anything else?
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>>768875084
X-ray and money pill.
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Drug, sex appeal and wish pill. But most importantly the drug pill. That will make you objectively happy forever. Artificially but objectively for all porpouses.
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>>768875828
What about 3 didn't you get
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>>768875084
Wish, Drug and Future
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>>768875084
Probably
>money pill
>fly pill
>painproof pill
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>>768875084
take all 10 and combust
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>>768875084
Future Pill to win the lottery or impress others
Xray Pill to spy on and help others who've lost stuff
Wish Pill to wish i could take every pill without negative consequences

>>768877378
Pen and Notepad for shit n giggles like drawing an entire army of stickmen so they can fight each other and entertain me
Extra Life just in case i fuck something up
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>>768878609
I forgot to mention that i wouldn't take the death pill because i know i would off myself the second i take it and miss out on being a superhero/supervillain
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>>768878357
>The actual worst choices
Wow fam
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Immune pill, wish pill, money pill
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>>768875084
Sex appeal, money, and wish.
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>>768878744
>Having as much money as you need for ANYTHING is bad
What did he mean by this?
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>>768875084
>wish pill (can replace money pill since you can just wish you had any item you liked instead of wishing for money)
>disease immune pill (rules out most things that usually kill a human, plus no need for a condom)
>either death pill or drug pill, cant decide
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>>768875084
drug pill, disease pill, painproof pill. Become a drug addicted madman able to live throughout any situation or problem thrown at me. Become a mercenary or something, take a shit load of steroids.
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Wish pill for sure.

I'm stuck between Future, Xray, and Fly.
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>>768879380
timesplitter dagger's the only one which isn't bullshit. you can just go to a butcher for the blood
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Future, so i win lottery and get infinite money.

Fly, because who tf would let go a chance to fly like a fucking superhero

Painproof, because i ain't got time for pain
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>>768875084
Money, Wish, Death
>>768877378
Pen & Notepad, Lucky Locket
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>>768875084
I'd take the future pill, then go to the convenience store and buy a lottery ticket.
Take the lottery money, invest it in a company that will become huge in the future.
Oh, and the flight and sex appeal pills, just for the lols
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>>768879380
J. K. Rowling
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>>768879380
Roll
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>>768880544
The one time I didn't want dubs
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Wish Pill, Sex Pill, and the Money Pill

Then...
>take the wish pill
>wish for a genie lamp
>make a wish for infinite wishes
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>>768879380
Roll
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>>768879380
Rock and roll.
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the wish pill is so far beyond the others as to be absurd. 52 wishes a year with virtually no limits vs not having to buy drugs anymore
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>>768875745
a boring life awaits you
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>>768875084
future pill
death pill
wish pill

you could shape the future of humanity with this combination and become a god
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>>768875084
tfw no dad beans
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>>768875084
this is so autistic, that infotip on the "money pill" is retarded.
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The delicious and gooey Brown pill
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>>768882190
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>>768875084
Drug, disease immune, sex appeal.
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>>768875084
wish, disease, money
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>>768875084
Fly pill, xray and disease immune.

>future pill
will be cool for like a week, but after that it will be like having read the manga of an anime everybody is talking about
>x ray pill
nice one, nothing to add
>fly pill
again nice one
>drug pill
you don't really need the thrill of a drug when you have superpowers
>sex appeal pill
the most annoying one, everybody would want to suck your dick anyway if you have superpowers
>disease immune pill
it's good, no side effects
>money pill
nothing that flying and being a superhero in real life wouldn't give you
>wish pill
booring life
>death pill
just kill him with a gun already
>painproof pill
meh, what are the odds you are gonna need this
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>>768880689
you already got infinite wishes you dull cunt
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>>768880689
are you mentally disable?
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>>768875084
Future, wish, and death pill.
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>>768881681
one ring or magic lamp
immortality please
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>>768875084
Immunity,Wish and Sex appeal
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>>768879380
gay
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The money pill doesn't actually give you loads of cash, it just gives you the exact right amount of money whenever you want to buy something?

In that case, I'd use the wish pill to wish for a bill old pile of cash. Or for a business that is insanely successful. That wouldn't be breaking the rules since I'm not actually wishing for the same effects as another pill.

I'd take the sex pill, the pain-proof pill and the wish pill.
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>>768882634
yeah but the genie lamp isnt restricted and you can use that to wish for all the other pills, and isnt limited by time
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>>768875084
>1. Does wish pill allow wishes for immortality (barring death by dismemberment and the like?)
>2. Does painproof pill grant immortality (like wolverine?)
>3. Does drug pill allow you to receive the effects of medicinal drugs as well as illicit ones?
>4. Does money pill display the appropriate funds in your bank when you're checked for credit?

Basically if any pill can grant immortality (even conditional immortality), I'd take that one first and foremost. Infinite time means:
>Infinite chances to flirt with infinite women for infinite sex partners
>Infinite time to learn infinite things in infinite fields of study
>Infinite time to invest my money meaning infinite money
>I can commit any crime so long as the punishment is prison and not death sentence, because waiting out a jail sentence is trivial

If immortality is off the table, infinite money is the next ideal. Almost anything that takes time can be replaced with money. Want to learn to fly a plane? Hire a pilot. Want to write an app? Pay a team of 500 developers. Want to fuck infinite women? Pay them.

If you're going to WalMart or McDonald's, having the cash in your wallet is no problem. If you're applying for venture capital to get a business started, you need to show the funds in your bank without spending them. This is where the question comes with the money pill.

Failing infinite money, future pill can let you game women and the stock market simultaneously. Even win the lottery.

>tl;dr:
>1. Immortality (if possible using any of wish, painproof, or medicine)
>2. Infinite money (if possible using money pill)
>3. Future pill
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>>768877378
Magic eight ball and extra life.
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>>768883383
Just re-read and realized you can have 3 pills.

Because immortality and infinite money can preclude the need for future sight, here's my new shopping cart:

>Painproof (may be immortality, if not -- will be necessary to make immortality less painful)
>Wish pill (secure immortality, and ability to die when ready)
>Fly pill (because it sounds fun)
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>>768875084
all of them.
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>>768877378
Magic eight ball and extra life.
Y
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>>768875084
>death pill
>so i can kill myself
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X-ray, Sex Appeal and Wish.
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>>768877378
pen and notepad and magic 8ball

First month I get a massive pile of gold bars that will arouse no suspicion
Ask the ball what stock will make the most money over the next 30 days, then liquidate gold and invest in it
With that capital to back me, use 8ball and notepad to create schematics to patent and produce a millenium worth of technology over the next 10 years, launching humanity into a future I own as the most famous genius in history. Develop the secret to immortality by the same method and become the eternal godking of man. Fuck bitches.
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>>768875084
would x ray pill let you see behind walls in fortnite?
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>>768875084
drug pill, wish pill and painproof pill me thinks. Wish pill definitely the most OP
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honestly if you picked the money pill you're a daft cunt, future pill to win powerball, invest well, and you objectively have infinite clean money
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>>768875084
Sex Appeal Pill, Death Pill, and Wish Pill
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>>768875485
dood why are you on this website u r 2 smart
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>>768879380
Roll
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>>768881681

Lamp to become an all powerful loving Goddess
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>>768875084
Future, Drug, Disease Immune Pills

Future: Always make good decisions and can make a shit ton of money.
Drug: Make boring and shitty moments fun.
Disease Immune: Good health is good, cuz being sick sucks.
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>>768875084
Wish, future, and death pills are the best choice.

>wish for perfect immortality, teleportation, an army of robots, fucking anything

>future pill gets you unlimited money, security, fucking anything

>death pill will eradicate any enemy leader

You could be God Emperor within less than three years.
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>>768884035
I don't want to see into the future, I like surprises.
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>>768875084
Only need the wish pill. Then wish to have the other pills. Take the other pills. Outplayed your stupid rules.
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>>768884452
Why would you need a death pill when you can wish yourself into a God capable of destroying universes.
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>>768884537
Then you spontaneously combust, because you can't read.
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>>768879380
rull
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>>768884452
>I wish I was God Emperor
>three years
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>>768875084
deathpill because im a edgelord
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>>768884774
Suspense!
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Easy, just use wish pill so you can take all of them without dying.
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>>768877378
Pen and notepad to draw everything else
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>>768879380
kkk
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>>768884803
Can't wish for the effects, can wish for the pills.
You should wish for better comprehensive reading skills, twat.
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>>768885123
It said you can't use it for that you dumb fuck
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>>768875084
Money, wish, and death
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>>768885305
taking more than 3 pills causes instant combustion. Read it more carefully.
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shit is unbalanced as fuck
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>>768879380
rolling for the motherland
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>>768879380
fine ill roll. better get the dagger or ring
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>>768882591
>superhero in real life
>why would I need to heal quickly
>better make sure I get disease immunity
>most crimes are comitted with vials of cholera anyway
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>>768885538
I can just wish for immunity again fire. Wish pill OP.
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>>768875084
Pain Proof, Fly, and Disease Immunity. I'm a super hero my guy.
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>>768879380

rolling
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>>768884537
You took more than 3 you combust good job
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>>768879380
>family don't recognise me
>anyone will have sex with me
Win win
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>>768875084
Disease, money, future
>buy whatever it takes to get them bitches, see in advance if it seems like a good idea. Don't gotta worry about no cancer cutting my good time short

>>768877378
Notepad, Glasses
>Anything I need whenever I want it + total recall

>>768879380
Teleport ring

>>768881681
Dagger of Time

>>768882381
Dad beans
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>>768875084
Money, Wish, and Sex.
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>>768875084
wish pill
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>>768877378
pen and notepad
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>>768879380
t-shirt of sex
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>>768881681
lamp
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>>768890541
super hero power + perk money + perk immunity diseases + perk lifespan doubled
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>>768875084
Fuck Marry Kill - SJW edition
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>>768875084
Sex appeal, wish, and money. Use the wish when and if I catch a disease to cure it (notice I'm not wishing for immunity) and if I get hurt, wish to heal instantly (again notice, I'm not wishing for fast healing but immediate healing). It's all about loopholes.
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>>768875084
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>>768875084
>take painproof
>Braindamage and bodily harm from shitty childhood regenerated
>150 IQ MMA fighter.
>Gett all the chicks, Money, drugs and medicine i want
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>>768890815
Only Anita is fuckable. I feel like I could survive a marriage with what's-her-name on the right, because when I laugh at her b.s. she would freak out and leave, while Anita would plot against me behind my back.
Big Red needs killin'.
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>>768878241
Jeez the only right answer to this stupid question.
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>>768875084
wish pill
disease pill
money pill
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>>768882118
No, he can be where all the interesting shit is going to happen and play super hero if he wants.
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Wish
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>>768877378
Magic 8 ball and Pen/notepad. The 8 ball helps you decide what to do and the pen and pad make it possible.
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>>768875084
Disease immune and painproof for sustainability/ comfort, then either xray or flying for superpowers. If future pill is an ability I can use repeatedly, like the xray one, then xray and future would be great for information gathering and planning.
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>>768883180
Don't take both Sex and Wish, because you can wish for sex.
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Sex appeal, painproof, wish
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>>768890815
That's a tough call. I feel like I want to marry Milo simply because after years of belittlement I'd break her spirit to nothing but a worthless cock pig. I'd have to kill Anita, simply because there is absolutely nothing redeeming about her, and she needs to be strangled to death while a red hot iron spike is being forced up her ass. And BigRed... Oh... She'd be the one I'd fuck. I would ass fuck her like James Deen did to Stoya, while both choking, and fish hooking her until she were nothing more than a sobbing lump of flesh, wondering if she should thank me, or report me for what I did.
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>>768891945
I'd take the sex pill just so I can friendzone all the bitches who do it to other guys.
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>>768892264
You put WAAAAYYYYYY too much thought into that reply anon. I'm worried about you.
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>>768891945
oops. no other pill effects from Wish.

Ok, Future, Painproof, Wish. With Future you can: get all the money you want, find out what the Illuminati or whoever are planning so you can stop or take advantage of it with Wish, or be at happenings and be the hero using Painproof. Not to mention Wish lets you turn the world into whatever you want it to be.
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>>768875084
Waitaminute.
>chemist's office
>presented with a bunch of drugs that grant superpowers
>one drug gains you the ability to be effected by any drug
>drugs that cause superpowers are drugs

I'll take the drug pill, and then I'm good, thanks.
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>>768892627
HOLY FUCK! How did we all miss this!?!?!
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Drug then be effected by all of the pills, no side effects
>>768875084
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>>768892718
Nice try dipshit.
>>768892627 Already beat you to it.
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>>768879380
fugg
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>>768879380
roll
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>>768875084
Fly

Wish pill.

I can get anything with the wish pill. Money? wish for a million dollars, the money pill doesnt give you that. Sex? wish for anybody you want to be passed out in your room, still not the same effect. Drugs? wish to just have the drugs. Death? I would use this pill, but I can just wish that the person be in pain for the rest of their life and thats better.
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>>768879380
rollin
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>>768875084
Instant combustion?
I'm all in.
Grab all 10 and wash them down with half a bottle of Elijah Craig.
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>>768881681
Lamp.
I wish for the ability to find/know how to find whatever I seek.
Time to start the hunt for the rest. And anything else that catches my attention.
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>>768877378
>if you ever die
are there anyone who don't?
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>>768879380
J.k. Rawling
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the future pill because even at its worst its side effects are going to still be pretty good, meaning, i don't worry about the effects if i am just going to wake up, i'll see the apocalypse and know what it is to be scared of dying, living in a world of ash and fire, or i'll somehow trance out in some future floyd hole just like any other druggie does when they zone out, maybe even ambien-sleep walk my way into finding a solution for world peace, wake up and be a hero...the most treasured icon in history due to some fucking accident i made on the pill, sure, ok...because in the end its still the same day it was yesterday. and when you have the future pill, there is really no way youre going to jinx yourself...
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>>768875084
Wish pill,Wish for as much money I want and that know one will question it
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>>768879380
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>>768895118
just take the wish pill and wish for no apocalypse
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Trips gets all of it
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>>768877378
Pick extra life fall asleep on plane then it crashes. get sent back to do it again.
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>>768890541
The answers.I think it be great to live in a world catered to me.
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>>768896362
J.k. Motherfucking Rowling
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>>768875084
>white pill
>wish for total time control
>become immortal
>able to fly
>kill anyone on the spot
>cure any illness
>infinite money
>control everyone
are you guys retarded or something
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>>768879380
roller ball
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>>768896433
clone partner: 25
gourmet chef meals: 10
PC: 15 points
Internet: 22
bed: 2
console: 15
pool: 10
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>>768896362
>0-1 get awesome house
>2-3 watch airplane
>4-5 get awesome car
>6-7 get awesome battle station
>8-9 get awesome ass
>dubs get awesome pile of gold
one of these are not like the other ones.
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>>768897099
I know and I got the freaking plane watching
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>>768896362
try
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Sorry if I post one already posted. I'm dumping.
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>>768896914
red. it was the first time i tried wanking.
besides, the internet has taught me that i really don't want to hear the garbage opinions that are in people's heads.
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>>768897657
2/?
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>>768897684
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>>768897580
who the hell would pick the rainbow pill?
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>>768897776
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>>768897796
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>>768896362
I'll give it a roll
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>>768897831
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>>768897853
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>>768875485
nice bruh
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>>768898005
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>>768897776
bracelet of Hephaestus
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>>768879380
roll
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>>768879380
roll.
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>>768875084
Money pill is dumb, future pill lets me know when stocks will go up or down i can become a billionaire easy. Wish pill is an obvious choice as its the everything else in one pill option. So future pill, wish pill, then i guess disease immunity since STDs are diseases this overlap the sex appeal enough. I don't require them to find me attractive I'm a fucking billionaire, i just need to be immune to their diseases. That or pick your vice, maybe flying would be fun. Option 3 is really pick whatever.
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>>768897873
L
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>>768878609
what part about you cant wish to be able to eat all the pills dont you get you moron
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>>768897932
Lilly
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Uhm...just take the drug pill? It by extension allows you to have the effects of all pills there without any negative side effects.
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>>768896433
gourmet 10
gym 10
pool 10
drugs 10
bed 2
sex toys 5
fish 2
cards 1

that would be a major improvement on my current life.
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>>768898005
creator
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Three red pills. Always the red pill. Always.
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>>768897031
that's like 99 points...
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>>768879380
Rollerino
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>>768875084
Future pill i can use to become a billionaire easily, so the money one is dumb. Wish is an automatic include because its fucking every other thing imaginable. Then death, because i can combine that with future to make determinations killing major political figures to force the world to be how i want it. I'll keep that power a secret of course as i selectively prune the geopolitical world of anyone that won't positively effect the next 10 years the way i want.
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>>768899028
ups my bad i thought i had 100 points. i misread it
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>>768899028
clone partner: 25
PC: 15 points
gourmet chef meals: 10
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>>768899204
elder wand
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>>768875084
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>>768879380
These are the shittiest rolls items yet.
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>>768879380
Is there a chace to get a good one?
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>>768899697
janet
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>>768896914
>>768897672
agreed
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>>768897580
silver
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>>768897672
true
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>>768897580
Black
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>>768877378
pen and notepad and extra life; then write the other items once per month
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>>768877378
I only need the locket from this one. Not any strange pills from OP. Most things in life are based on luck. Meeting a certain person, winning what you want, etc.
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>>768875084
Future, sex and wish
>>768877378
Pen and Notepad and Lucky Locket
>>768879380
Roll I guess
>>768881681
One ring. Just wear it always and continue my neckbeard life forever, with the added bonus of top-tier voyeurism skills.
>>768890541
Answers
Income, charisma, lifespan
>>768896362
Rollin'
>>768896433
Fast food, PC, internet, aquarium... Urgh, I feel shitty with those choices but in all honesty it's what'd most likely keep me happiest
>>768896914
Red I suppose, make some good bets.
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>>768875084
Sex, Wish, Painproof
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>>768897932
Those are all fucking terrible, I'll live alone or keep looking.
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>>768877378
I'd take the extra life and the notepad. Purely because I have no idea how it would handle "marble sized black hole"
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>>768875084
Sex appeal, death, and wish.

Will get super rich and famous for curing loads of people.
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>>768899697
Frank
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>>768875084
Money, wish, disease
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>>768877378
Pen and Notepad, Paint Bucket, Magic 8 Ball
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>>768879380
Rollin Tollin Trollin along
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>>768879380
roll
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>>768899931
Rolling
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>>768901429
Fuckin' ace
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>>768899446
Do I have to be a cuck in every choice?
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>>768899931
Jk raowling
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>>768879380
>>
rich pill, death pill, sex pill .fuck whoever i want kill whoever I want buy whatever i want. perfect.
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Drug, Disease and Money

just become an ultimate druggie for the rest of my life, shit would be cash
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>>768899697
I like Frank to be honest.
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>>768879380
Rollio
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>>768899697
Janet
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>>768899697
frank so I can call him a nigger
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>>768881681
Lamp. I wish I have the power to create pocket universes where I'm omnipotent. Fuck this universe! I'm going to make my own universe!
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wish pill then wish for other pills
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>>768898506
these are all pretty good. The gun though. I mean, if i've sold my soul, might as well try and live as long as much as I can.
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>>768899697
hemish I have headphones so I don't need to listen to his shit music, also I'm gay so could fuck as for food hate sharing my food anyway and always do the dishes. I can mind the drunk cuz if he's drunk I will be too and when I get drunk I get too drunk to care much. he is ideal.
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>>768875084
sex appeal or drug, probably sex one

wish is cool too
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>>768879380
idk why but im rolling for this dumb shit
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>>768875485
Your molecules collapse inward as your consciousness is seamlessly transferred to a virtual reality where you eat all the pills and get none of the effects

R E S T A R T ? [Y/N]
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>>768881681
death note book, my enemies are FUCKED.
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Money because poorfag
X-ray because perv
Sex appeal because beta loser bitch
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>>768896433
daily fast food, sex toys, sex clone girl, adorable puppy, an aquarium, a deck of playing cards, and a new bed for a total of 49 points if I'm correct.
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>>768890541
Appareance x2, Lifespan, Healing x2, Income x2
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>>768902857

Rolling hoping for 4
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>>768898506
wallet i could use the money to buy sex,time,and the death of others. money makes the world go round.
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>>768885333
I wish that I can use it like that
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>>768902857
Rell
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>>768897580
Who would pick anything put gold?

Exception for if you'e a femanon and you wanna become the pope somehow. Get those books and the rainbow pill!
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>>768897905
I was digging it until finger
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>>768897657
Healing because
>Pick healing
>Go into children's hospital full of cancer patients
>Heal every single fucking child there
>Travel the world curing children
>Need donations to travel
>Get a shit ton of money in the process

Basically I heal kids and get a shit ton of money from donations to travel.
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>>768883200
yeah but genie wishes like to fuck with you
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>>768896362
fucking roll

>>768896914
red. would have gone for the chicks in school that i later found out wanted me, and I'd clean up with bets on the Cavs and Cubs in 2016.

>>768902857
roll

>>768900153
roll

>>768899931
fucking roll

>>768899697
not picking based hamish is a crime
>have headphones
>always pick/clean up after myself and do my dishes
>has cute girlfriends
>always have my headphones on anyway
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Drug, money and wish, wish pill seems to be able to function almost as good as the rest so long as it's not identical(ie wishing to cure my cancer vs be imune in the first place)
>>768875485
Wouldn't the rest of the pills just do nothing?
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>>768896433
If you have the PC and internet you essentially have the books, music, movies, games and outside contact.
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>>768875084
Sex appeal, disease immunity, and wish pill. The best combination right there. The sex appeal one alone is pretty good. Use the ability to make anyone attracted to me for sexual reasons but also to get favor/influence with important people that can make my life easier (get great paying easy jobs, etc) and yeah, also try to eradicate STDs. Basically, travel around having sex with hookers, similar to how STDs spread now but in reverse. Do this in as many major cities around the world as possible. Not getting arrested for fucking terminally ill patients in hospitals could be tricky, but I guess I could just fuck the nurses into submission too. The disease immunity pill would help me not get sick while visiting poor countries during my humanitarian fucking missions, and the wish pill can help give me physical protection and lottery numbers.
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>>768897791
Girls who wanna be the pope someday.
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>>768903555
i just cleaned the fuck up. HOLY BASED TRIPS

>cutie swedish girl
>sexy carrie in her prime
>dope roommate named Hamish
>girl with rainbow hair who can be a side slut
>house
>plane
>awesome car that I'll sell for mad cash
>dope computer
>even more ass
>millions in gold

Fake life is good, boys
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>>768897796
Pink pill.
I would buy a dollhouse and set it up with little furniture and small foods and shit and then transform into like a doll or a hamster or some shit and do stuff.
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>>768875084
the money pill is worthless compared to the future pill. ljust ook into the future and buy as much of the the best performing stocks as you can.
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Future, disease, painproof.

So I can see into the future and become the richest person in the world through stock trading, never get a terminal disease, and regenerate so I can live forever. Sounds good to me.
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>>768902857
Rolling
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>>768896914
Red. And then buy massive amounts of Bitcoin, sell at peak
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>>768879380
Wat
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>>768897831
Teleportation obviously! Like I'll run from a murderer by teleporting somewhere else..
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>>768879848
It says living animals
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>>768902857
Plz not rose
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>>768879380
Roll
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>>768897831
Time stop!
Sleep as much as I want
Can dedicate as much time for hobbies I want.
Can steal from my enemies without anyone noticing, move things to different positions when they are not looking or even make things disappear in front of their eyes making they think they are haunted/insane

>>768904142
Or you can use time stop and just walk away
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>>768904685
Eh.
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>>768899931
Roll
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>>768904383
Get the blood while the animal is still alive. Like in places where they kill animals by cutting their throats and making them bleed.
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>>768875084
Wish pill
Money pill
Sex appeal pill
Fly pill
Disease immune pill
Future pill
Painproof pill
xray
drug

Order I would go
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>>768882381
If this was a YLYL thread, dad beans would have killed me to death.
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>>768875084
Wow this is fucking easy, wish pill nothing else, week 1 immortality, week 2 no more pain, week 3 teleportation ect.
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Roll for your superpower

0- Strength. Lift 1000x your own body weight.
1- Speed. Run faster than the speed of sound.
2- Flight. Gain the ability to fly. Wings optional.
3- Invisibility. Does not apply to clothing.
4- Size Manipulation. Grow up to 10x your body size or shrink to the size of an ant.
5- Underwater Mastery. You can breath underwater and speak to aquatic life.
6- Mind Reading. Hear People's thoughts.
7- Pyrokenisis. Manipulate and create fire with your mind.
8- Shapeshift. Become an exact copy of any animal you've ever touched. Includes other humans.
9- Weather Manipulation. Control the weather with your mind.
Dubs- Time Travel. Can travel to any point in time along your lifespan.
Trips- Immortality. Live forever, or at least until the earth dies if that's your thing. Fuck floating in space forever.
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>>768879380
roll
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>>768879380
shlam
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>>768906594
roll
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>>768902857
0, 1, 4, 8, and 9 can all die in a hole.
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>>768907283
Hera. Notbad.jpg

>>768906594
Rolling
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>>768896362
rollo
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>>768879380
Kono Dio Dagger
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>>768896362
roll
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>>768899931
rolling for 9
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>>768896433
Clone 25
>Finally I can have a loli
Degree 7
>At least the time is not wasted
Fast food 5
>There are fast food of all kinds nowadays, burgers, arabian food, gyudon, sushi, thai, chinese....
Medical care
10 years with a tooth ache will probably make me try things like removing the teeth myself.
Aquarium, bed and cards with the leftover points.
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>>768902857
gujkfghjdfhjfghjfgj
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>>768906594
tyuikyudftdfyudfyu
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>>768899931
rollo
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