New Celeb thread, fap edition
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New Celeb thread, fap edition
More nigri
grandpa will be here forever
and ever
>>768870389
yes. im jerking so hard for her now.
>>768870274
Never used lube. Wtf does this do?
>>768870459
This pic is so good
>>768870274
>False flag thread
>>768870379
>Spams own thread
>>768870460
jesus christ these tits.. i almost cant hold it in anymore
Do i cum for nigri? Or someone else?
Welp, I guess this is the part where we keep 3 celeb threads up concurrently.
>>768870575
I have one word for you: grandpa
>>768870379
Hi, I'm a newfag and genuinely don't understand why you do this :( you can literally hide threads you don't like, why not let everyone have their own kinds of fun on this image board designed exactly for that?
>>768870575
no, just you. only you.
>>768870593
ill start another one
>>768870618
Anthony Hopkins?
>>768870520
probably accurate although grandpa dick is actually pretty forthcoming
>>768870575
for nigri obviously. god tier body and perfect tits. cum for her
>>768870274
Does this mean... literally fill it with lube? That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about good cummies to dispute it.
>>768870673
Why so mad tho?
>>768870677
most fappable girl
>>768870677
fat disgusting hag
grandpa is way ahead of his times
idiots will never understand
>>768870741
>>768870806
she's sure to love your bisexual open mind
>>768870741
more of this set? god her thic body!
>>768870877
Don’t stop
>>768870877
more nigri. my cocks throbbing
>>768870938
Don't worry I'm in it til the bitter end
>>768870932
>>768870933
i have a cell phone with internet, too.
>>768870920
No, HERE we go.
>>768870944
nice dubs
>>768871200
Dubs chek'd
>>768871035
>>768871064
ay gurl, i bet all the real men of the internet will stop sending nigri things they should be sending you soon. good effort.
>>768871177
hot
>>768870626
There is nothing you can do about it, the grandpa poster is just a faggot a literal little boy cock sucker ashamed he will never get to tough a woman and his name is dave
>>768871277
witnessed
When I close my eyes and lay my little head down on the pillow...
O_O
I want to dream of Emma. My Jewess Queen.
Please Jewess Queen!
I love you.
-__-
>>768871103
Every time i see her I have to go research Chrissy Ann Anal Porn
>>768871177
kys tnig
>>768871025
fuck it more of miss piggy
Stop posting that picture, asshole
>>768871399
I wouldn't expect there to be anything I can do about it, I just don't know why he's doing this. Seems to me he would have a much better time cumming for these beautiful ladies than ruining the fun for everyone else :(
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768871838
I'll wager she has a tasty anus
M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Maisie Williams i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Tay Tay i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Emma W-W-Watson i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress P-P-P-Peyton List i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768871808
Only saving for a roastie meme later
>>768872405
Thicc modern Taylor Swift is.. heaven
Herman Roberts
>>768870274
Gloves?
>>768872537
Joe?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-Robertsfag trollop post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The Emma Roberts tmp pills photo isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting hateful Emma Roberts posts in celeb threads.
Just imagine this: your mother had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, sadistic bully and a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you, because all you say is: "I HOPE I CAN BULLY ROBERTSFAG INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY."
You have become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.
>>768872502
>Herman Roberts
>>768872611
Dubs checked
>>768872358
Have gone years at a time between "Dates" would not touch her with a 10 foot dick. Some men have self respect
>>768872704
just do it
>>768872788
Fuck off, swine
>>768872711
She just looks so cheap and average what is the appeal
>>768872840
kys autist
>TFW: Your shit posting breaks 4chan
>>768872845
Because when she's done up with all the hollywood magic she's fit as fuck, so your mind applies that to this
