REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>768856077
some fire titties to thank you
cant wait
>>768856077
better /b/e
>>768856077
Nice
>>768856077
Bless you, fellow crusader
>>768856077
Thanks man
>>768856077
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
Better make it happen
Finally
pls
>>768856077
Waiting results
Only if she has a dick
>>768856077
Ha, no you won't.
Rollerino
>>768856077
great. Nice dubz btw
>>768856077
I wish - but it will be probably an ugly cunt with daddy issues and psychotic episodes. I know my luck.
spaghetti
fuck it!
if false: kms
If a girl knocked on my door right now and asked to have sex with me, I would say no.
op better deliver....
I've planned for this my whole life
>>768856077
Please be true.
>>768857403
Plot twist: you are a straight girl yourself.
>>768857484
That is correct
No woman shalt takith my virginity, as i shall protect it until i die, and hopefully there are no female necros
Wake me up tomorrow.
Posterino
oke
>>768856077
who is this girl ? she look sad
>>768856077
Pls
Worth a fucking shot
>>768856077
yay
>>768856077
You better deliver Op, I believe in you
Lies lies nothing but lies
>>768856077
Bumpy bump bump
wanna have one?
https://discord
.gg/MDn7tx4
>>768856077
K m80
Doubt it but fine
>>768856077
Why does girl on OPs thread look like she got her ass beat? Interesting choice of picture.
Roll
Ok
>>768856077
yeah right
Thank you OP I needed this
>>768858189
makeup
Prolly uggos but what ever
hello
just in case
>>768858189
idk but search for "sad grung aesthetic girl" if you ask for sauce.
>>768856077
Yes please >.<
I eat ass as long as it's clean and the owner is good lookinf
>>768856077
Rollan
Will do
>>768857577
I'm also a straight girl but I would say yes because why not
All hail the Hypnotoad
>>768856077
REPLYING
Why not ?
Seems possible but unlikely
Give me luck
>>768856077
salutations
I want my ex back
Hmu bb
>>768856077
She better be hot.
>>768856077
Would be nice
Reply
>>768856077
Bruh no
pls
>>768856077
I hope she's a cute, softcore femdom (any race) with a cute trap brother and hot milf mom, whom I can fuck anytime, and she leaves my butt alone but is allowed to touch and grab. My dick will be the skeleton key to their holes
God I hope so
bless
sure, why not?
Checking in
if she doesn't know how to make pancakes imma find you OP
>>768856077
Roll
>>768856077
So will i continue to have a girlfriend, or will i have 2
>>768856077
eh almost worked last time
>>768856077
But i don't want one until 6 months from now when I move and get my own house, dumping all connections o ware i am now
Then she must be nerdy under 5'2 and not fat and slightly disabled is good too, then she wont complain i cant walk off the sidewalk
Better not be lying
Must must.
>>768856077
plox
yeah ok
if only it were that easy
I have a half decent set up so why not.
>>768856192
Ive seen better.
>>768857076
>she
>dick
Pick one
>>768856077
I hope she'll be as hot as this monkey
Calling bullshit but worth a try
>>768856077
People are so easy to manipulate
Man I wish....
If only
>>768856077
This again?
finally
>>768856077
bump
At this point I'll try anything.
>>768856077
Thank you, blessed anon.
If only this would work..
>>768856077
Not gonna happen, unless I get one in the mail because I'm not going to leave the house.
For breakfast
>>768856077
Well I have nothing to lose
Ok
ok
Hmmm seems like a scam but I'll try it
>>768856077
tomorrow! fuck yeah, imma take her out do dinner
>>768856077
How is this gunna work if I only leave my basement on the weekends?
>>768856077
Careful what you wish for, /b/.
Also bump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8ww_BfQBY
never works
>>768856077
The superstition is high in me!
>>768860066
truth w dubs
>>768859534
No gf for me until they exist then!
Great
Ok
Bullshit
Wait, tomorrow? I can't. Busy fapping you know.
>>768856077
fuck off
>>768856077
Nothing but lies, i won't.
>>768856077
Please
>>768856077
Good i need a new one
had two wanks today, not sure ive got the energy for a gf but here goes
lul
>>768856077
GIVE ME GF
Give me both luck and pussy
>>768856077
roll
Cant wait
geef get
Ait
Fuck that!
I already have a girlfriend and she is a cunt!
Posting for luck
>>768856077
u lil nigger
>>768857227
at least youd get one
Already hard
>>768856077
Literally 0 chance but still rolling kek
>>768856077
t-thanks
I'll take the good luck charm
>>768856077
god I'm pathetic
Ditto
Rolly polly
>>768856077
k m8
>>768856077
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
Pls work
>>768856077
but you said that yesterday
damn
>>768856077
Gib pls
bless us
g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNq-IsWoIzs
>>768856077
I really need this
>>768856077
GF PLZ
Its 11:58 here, i shall wait patiently
>>768856077
please
>>768856077
>>768856077
what is a girlfriend anon?
Alright
>>768856077
please plase please please
>>768856077
rock n' roll
I just want my Babie to come to the USA
>>768856077
Ain't got shit to lose
I seriously fucking doubt it but what the hell.
>>768856077
Worth a try.
thanks
>>768856077
I originally hope it's true
>>768856077
yes
>>768864054
>originally
>>768856077
Bet, nigger
>>768856077
I sure hope I do, thanks OP
>>768856077
why not? I'm fucking desperate
Sounds realistic.
pls
Roll
We'll see
>>768856077
oh man, my wife's gonna be so mad!
>>768856077
YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Rollerino
Neat
Roll
Bro
cmon
Roll
>>768856077
are these threads real? has this method been proven to work?
if i get dubs then this'll be true
Replied
>>768864736
rip
>>768856077
God please pull through
rly tho
>>768856077 si
Please
I hope I die soon
Please
surely posting here will change everything :D
K
>>768864732
yes, Hawking released his final paper on this theory two days before passing. you can find it online at youaresuchasummerfagicantbelieveit.com
S
Y tho
Lol fuck you newfag
Yah
>>768856077
Plz gimme
Lololol
>>768856077
Gibs me dat
Fuck it
>>768856077
oh gezz
>>768856077
sure thing man
please mr anon
>>768856077
Replied
B
gib gf plz
Gib qt gf
>>768858396
>>768856077
Why the fuck is the nose ring photoshopped out in OP's pic?
>>768856077
If only it would become true for once
>>768856077
gib small, flat chested girlfirend pls
many thanks
>>768856077
nothing else works so why the fuck not
>>768866862
Agreed.
Doubt it, but at this point I'll take any hope I can get
>>768856077
how exactly u gonna get a gf when u dont even leave the house lmaoo0o0o0o0
>>768856077
lets hope
YESSSSSSS!
oh shit
>>768859044
CHeckd
K
>>768856077
Roll
>>768856077
Rawlin
>>768856
Do I know who it will be?
>>768856077
It better be an alien girlfriend. Not alien as in immigrant. Alien as in extraterrestrial.
this better fucking work
>>768856077
God I hope dis work
Gf
Lies
>>768856077
Does it come with a bloody nose?
nice
>>768866575
maybe op didn't find it attractive.
Ya got 12 hours
hope ur right
>>768856077
dubs of truth
I'm waiting J
>>768856077
Worth a try amirite?
>>768856077
might as well
wow
>>768856077
wow
we can only hope
big titty goth gf plz
>>768856077
oh boy better reply
>>768856077
Testingggg lol
>>768856077
dubs dont make miracles
Ok
OMG, I should have found this amazing thread earlier!
>>768856077
Caption pic
Ty op
>>768856077
never gonna happen
Aight
>>768856077
let's try this shit
>>768856077
Let´s try this out!
>>768856077
finally
>>768856077
i replied to this yesterday but sure, why not
>>768856077
I hate you people
k
>>768856077
Badger badger badger badger badger bagder badger badger mushroom mushroom
Do I get to break that botched nose like the OPs photo? I love breaking a hoes nose
>>768856077
pls
Pls I really fucking wish PP I LOVE YOU
A
>>768856077
Thank you anon
>>768856077
Please
meh, worth a try I guess
R
>>768856077
You better work, but Ik it won't
i hope she black
>>768856077
RIP
/b/
>>768870067
>black
Naw. Alien GFs are where it's at.
I'll take one please.
>>768856077
Fuck off. Last time I responded to this shit, I got dumped.
>>768856077
I'm pathetic
yes
>>768856077
No chance
>>768856077
Fam please
Hell yeah
>>768856077
Lol that's not happening
Yes please.
