You see this woman sitting alone on a bench in a park eating frozen yogurt.
>wat do?
>>768855624
Whats she listening to, /b/?
>>768855624
lick her ass
>>768855672
taylor swift
>>768855624
>woman
LOOKS LIKE A DUDE TO ME.
>>768855624
damn she actually kinda ugly bruh
>>768855624
It's the walmart yodeling boy when sit.
punch her really hard in the tit
>>768855624
Ignore her and get on with my day, got my gf waiting at home and stuff to do.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>768855758
>Ignore her and get on with my day
this
Offer her a taco
ask her for directions then fart on her face
>>768855744
what tit?
>>768855672
Kanye of course
>>768855929
LOL BLACKED
>>768855885
>fart on her face
in her face
>>768855894
THE tit
>>768855716
>>768855713
Anyone can look hideous with the wrong expression/angle.
>>768856009
Why IN ? My arse is not inside her mouth, believe me if my arse was small enough I would fart IN her face.
>>768856089
>implying that nigger is ever hot
>>768856115
>Taking it too literally.
do nothing because of my fear of getting rejected.
Then keep thinking about her for the rest of my week.
>>768856165
I'm sure I could have found another example but this was what came to mind.
>>768855624
Pleb. Everyone is eating rolled ice cream now.
She seems like a really nice gal, are you anons sure you wouldn't like to talk to her?
>>768856359
she seems perfect
I would suck so much cock for tay
>>768856359
Trying to sit down and have a chat with her seems like it'd draw extreme unwanted attention by cucks with cameras. Do not want.
>>768856488
I'd suck her dick too. All day. All night.
>>768855624
panic
>>768855624
>>768856359
Use highly trained doggo to run up and break the ice for you.
Ask if I can piss in her mouth
>>768856700
>>768855624
Immediately ask her out on a date because she is fucking beautiful!!!
She's all by herself anons, maybe she's lonely and wants someone to talk to...
>>768856165
This.
>>768856700
that's a sex scene I would pay to see
>>768856911
Except for her two bodyguards seated 30 feet away at the park’s entrance.
The moment an adult male enters that park they are going to butt ahead of him and flank her
>>768855624
ask her to make mulatto babies together right there and then.
>>768855687
ew, shit taste, walk away then
>>768855624
admire her graciousness for a second, then walk away
>>768857069
Just dress up as a huge faggot, maybe wear a cut-off t shirt that says "proud 2 be ball free" or something like that. If they even attempt to react, that's discrimination and it would reflect badly on TS. They have to let you by. From there, you know what to do.
>>768856911
I would sit down next to her and ask how she is doing :)
>>768855624
Remind myself why I am on the street and keep doing my business.
What's the worst that could happen if you sit down next to her and just say hi? It's been a long time since you've been on a date and maybe she will end up going on one with you! You never know unless you try!
>>768855624
see if shes post op or not yet
>>768857908
I AM TRYING, why don't she respond to me!
>>768855624
Taylor, we know it's you, stop posting this thread every fucking day.
>>768858000
Trips of truth. She will never respond
>>768855624
Uh... nothing? Go about my day? I see a lot of people daily what does it matter?
>>768856700
She looks like 7 feet tall
>Sitting alone
This girl has body guards that protect her property 24/7 and ATV cops that patrol the beach. Also, she's fucking insane. Or maybe she's not. Maybe it really is every single guy she's ever dated, they're all the crazy ones.
>>768857908
Nope. She's flat as a board and pale as a ghost. Practically an undercooked pancake.
>Not worth the time
>>768855624
Kick her in the face.
>>768855624
shave the top of her head completely bald
>>768855624
Continue my walk in the park
>>768855624
Copypasta strikes again...
>>768855672
Vashti Bunyan
>>768855842
*offer her taco
>>768858217
She’s bigger than him IRL
Punch her in the neck
Don't hesitate too long anons, she might get up and leave at any time.
>>768857908
she's listening to Bazzi.
T-Pose two inches away from her to display dominance
>>768856180
>Lacks understanding of basic english
>Use ebonics dialect
American education system is hitting some bumps I see
>>768855624
>Excuse me may I sit here?
>(no answer)
>(tap her on shoulder)
>she removes one headphone and says "what?"
>I asked you if I may sit here?
>she rolls her eyes and says "fine"
>I throw down my cardboard mats and start breakdancing in front of her
>I lock and groove and windmill, my nike hightops coming within inches of her shocked face as I whirl about to the beats
>i stand back up, pull out my jammy and i squeeze off 6
>shout "my pistol is loaded, i shot betty crocker!"
>my homie nearby yells "deliver colonel sanders down to davey jones locker!"
>i reach down and kiss her blood red lips
>and fade away into the distance
>>768855624
last night i had a dream i met this talking pug and we started talking about our problems and we had a lot in common, then i left and on this bus that went past a park like area i know but isn't near a highway like it was in the dream and myself and other people on the bus saw her in that park from the bus and someone in the seat behind me yelled out the window "i steal stuff when the food is greasy" and then sat back down and i saw her laugh and figuring they didn't see that i turned to them and said "she laughed" and they just repeated back to me what i'd said in a mocking type tone and i woke up.
>inb4
>last night i had a dream i met this talking pug and we started talking about our problems and we had a lot in common, then i left and on this bus that went past a park like area i know but isn't near a highway like it was in the dream and myself and other people on the bus saw her in that park from the bus and someone in the seat behind me yelled out the window "i steal stuff when the food is greasy" and then sat back down and i saw her laugh and figuring they didn't see that i turned to them and said "she laughed" and they just repeated back to me what i'd said in a mocking type tone and i woke up.
>>768855624
ask her to open bob
She's already been sitting here for over an hour by herself in her own little world.
>>768859523
excuse me miss, why are you sitting all alone?
>>768855624
offer her $100 for the panties she's wearing
>>768857342
and then you get pinned down by a dozen burly men
>>768855624
"I don't really have a horse in this race but my ex girlfriend hated you for selling out."
>>768855624
H-hi, m-my name i-is A-anon. C-could I s-sit n-next to y-you?
>>768859065
This is correct.
>>768855624
steal the yoghurt
>>768859265
>>768856359
because I saw her smash up that beautiful shelby cobra in her music video. she deserves to be stoned for that
>>768860898
I'd love to see that
>>768861332
That was FX, she said she would never really hurt a car that nice. It's all digital. Now sodomize the nice popstar.
>>768858114
see this woman
wat do
>>768855624
I kill myself. I must have been infected with a mind control device if I willingly left my nest.
>>768861402
no it doesn't matter if it was fake. the fact that she would ever even think of such a horrifying image is enough
>>768861045
*gets beaten by like 6 bodyguards!*
Punch fuck out her singing katy perry firework
>>768862586
>t.windrammer
>>768855624
Stare at her from a safe distance.
>>768855624
Asking her opinion on the dark truths surrounding the creation of the transcontinental railroad
>>768855624
Ask her for a bite of her yogurt.
>>768855624
Offer her a hair brush
>>768855624
Walk by her a few times before gathering up the courage to say hi. Then one I get the courage to approach her I promptly get escorted away from her by some large men.
>>768861274
lol
>>768855624
Hey taylor. We know you are lowkey a 4channer. It is nice seing you in here again.. I wish i was around to try and flirt with you. anyway. Best of luck and op is a faggot
>>768856089
Some people will look ugly no matter what angle you look.
>>768855624
Tie-wrap her panties to the handle of the bench so she can't leave unless she takes her underwear off and leaves them there.
>>768855624
Walk towards bench. Large men move towards bench. Glance left, right sprint towards bench "hrrRRRNNN". Stop dead as arms are enwrapped by large men on either side. Scream RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768867649
literally this
>>768867401
holy fuck. you could make a ton of money selling that shit on the darkweb
>>768855624
I might take a similar pic if I had a cam.
>>768855624
Tell her I like her shoes
>>768855624
Oh look. It's mega-plastic-surgery girl begging for attention again, pretending she is not attention whore by sitting on bench in full makeup caked on face.
>>768870873
it's worse
her pr team comes here daily and makes these threads to increase her fan base
they do it on many forums
all these new (previously banned on /b/ by moot) celeb threads are simply pr teams posting here
>>768855624
O look a not passable trap sitting alone on a bench in a park eating frozen yogurt
better avoid
>>768855624
Take her frozen yogurt and eat it
>>768855624
She has tons of money why is she using cheapo headphones?
>>768855624
RUN FORREST RUN!!!
>>768871136
>needs headphones
>shops
...what?
>>768871529
Oh right rich people don't shop they get everything for free
Sorry I wasn't thinking
>>768858261
You mean she's physically fit and white?
Get the fuck out of here nigger! This is a white only thread now.
>>768871629
would you like free stuff?
>>768861458
I'd probably just watch her struggle with her groceries, chuckle to myself, then shout "Why don't you use Wingardium Leviosa?".
>>768872038
>full wizard
>using a first year spell
ishygddt
>>768855624
Try to have a normal conversation with her without sperging out.
>>768872666
Good luck Satan
>>768872793
thank you
>>768870998
Her PR team makes threads about fucking her? Sure..
>woman
>>768872038
quality kek
>>768855624
ill stand in front her and fart looking at her eyes
>>768874313
absolutely
>>768874313
>>woman
>>768855624
not sure why, but those shoes really do it for me...
>>768855672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmR0NYSz9_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2NgaoDnBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfVh1v7GGKY&index=272
>>768875421
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmR0NYSz9_Y
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2NgaoDnBU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfVh1v7GGKY&index=272
>>768855624
Carry on walking. She's an odd-looking, lanky streak of piss who does nothing for me.
>>768855624
>shit pants
>sit on lap
>get famous
>profit
>>768855672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE
>>768855624
I would ask her for her autograph...and hope she says yes.
>>768855842
Please tell me that is real
>>768855624
surprise sex obviously
>>768855885
she doesn't deserve the gas
>>768856089
uh
that's a nigger
ugly is implied
Ask if its true that shes a b-tard
bring a spoon next time you see her and help her finish it
>>768855624
obviously take the frozen yogurt away from her and eat it in front of her while staring straight in her eyes.
>>768855624
I've heard she goes on /b/ so irl tits or gtfo
>>768855731
rape his virgin redneck asshole then
taylor gets shwifty
>>768855624
Keep walking because she's unattractive
>>768855624
tell her I love her music
>>768855624
KILL IT WITH FIRE JESUS CHRIST SHE NEEDS THE BIG BLACK COCK
>>768880885
no she doesn't
>>768855624
she looks so ordinary, and not only in candid pics. Is that the root of her appeal or something?
get her some better shoes, preferably high heels
>>768882927
she has nice shoes...
