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waifu thread
Still lurking round
Claiming the love of my life
Claiming best girl.
Pre sleep claim
>>768853986
what are you gonna do?
just chilling, playing games with the squad
>>768854693
I know I know, I kid
>>768854968
Yo yo
>>768854693
Gotta make myself known somehow :^)
>>768854765
Indeed
>>768855084
Sleep now
>>768855225
Go around mall, restaurants, etc
>>768855339
Cute
Claimed
>>768855405
Hiya, what're you up to?
>>768854968
>>768854977
>>768855059
>>768855339
Hey cutes! What ya gonna do today?
>>768855084
Well it is pretty late. You're usually asleep by now.
>>768855225
So what's on the agenda today?
>>768855405
Just make sure to leave a signature so we all know it was you :P
>>768855518
monikute?
>>768855405
alright sounds fun
live in a big city?
>>768855581
not much as usual, game with friends that's about it
already walked with my doggo
>>768855339
Hollu ul
>>768855405
+lick
>>768855601
Monika is the cutest!
>>768855581
Gonna try and force myself to study for 2-4 hours today, I've been putting it off the past few days to sulk and play far too much Destiny 2. Yourself?
Hello thread! Claim.
>>768855887
Hiya Monika~
>>768855421
thank ya cute anon, hope ya been doing well.
>>768855581
about to head to bed, been up all night for the night shift. Maybe later i'll play some Girls Frontline. how about you?
>>768855849
Hello zero, how are you?
>>768856000
Trips!
>>768855581
Im going to play sum moon base alpha
>>768856049
Yes~ you?
>>768856014
Hey Amnesia! I'm gonna be looking for a good torrent of the game sometime later today
>>768856014
Cute
>>768856253
Oh yeah, That's cool! I hope you find one. I know they are out there.
>>768856230
I've been a little busy lately, but I think the rest of the week should be fine. Any plans on your end?
>>768855450
lewd peach is lewd
>>768855846
DS1? or a different game
>>768855887
Whatcha studying? My only day off til Monday, so WoW as much as I can
>>768856014
Hey Amhero! How was your day yesterday?
>>768856049
Ew overnight always sucks. Day never does their job and management is always pissy at the end with what you didn't do when they walk in. It's always lose/lose :(
I hope you rest well though!
>>768856203
aeiou
>>768856434
Not now, just woke up
>>768856014
They're gone!
when you realise a song you really like is just a plagiarised track from the Bleach OST
yikes
>>768856541
Am hero?
Isnt that the kill yourself meme?
It was pretty hard but thats okay. More upset I missed my boyfriend getting back from work. Bloody timezones.
>>768856676
There there.
>>768856890
stop caring and enjoy music for what it is
>>768856541
I wish I could play ds1 with friends, but still gotta wait 8 days for that!
no just league of tilt
>>768856953
sorry
>>768856992
what was that for?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768857057
what was what for?
>>768857060
hello duke
>>768857092
what were you apologizing for?
>>768857119
for caring
>>768856893
Nice!
>>768856893
No that's an hero. Also, I'm just to lazy to type it all out, and I don't her name, so amhero :P
>>768856965
Haven't played LoL in 2 years. Last time I did, got yelled at for using Sona (my main) instead of a better support. Still ended up goin 0/3/17 and 2 of those 3 were late game gank attempts where I sac'd myself for the team. Haven't played since.
>>768857244
i don't get how that came to be but ok
>>768857250
Indeed!
>>768857278
Ohh whoops. Losing my cred getting that wrong.
funny nickname :P
>>768855518
Hanging out with the squad. You?
>>768855581
Oh i will~
>>768855846
That i do. Possibly 3rd largest in USA
>>768855849
>>768856014
>>768856049
+pat
>>768857386
+hug
How are you Shinoa?
>>768856354
Yeah, and I have your route written down so I'll be sure to do it
>>768856541
Art history and programming!
>>768857278
classic toxic game
the community is pretty cancer, some dude told me to kill myself yesterday after I died to a level 2 shaco gank lol
>>768857386
wait really? I dont even know what that is. NYC?
>>768857386
Bout to grab some lunch
>>768857845
Enjoy the lunch cute~
>>768856541
yeah, I've worked other night shifts that were like that, but the place i'm at now is relatively nice. My co-workers are easy to please and i see my boss for maybe 5 minutes a day. Sounds like you have experience in overnight?
>>768856586
start your day off right cute
>>768857386
> :)
>>768857976
You too <3
>>768855581
Hai Maggie. I have no clue what to do today. Probably sleep some more.
How's yous?
Claimed
>>768857380
All good, just blame it on the sunset.
I'm sure he forgives ya. If he doesn't, just give him a good twack on the head.
>>768857386
I miss big cities... Current pop of the one I'm in is ~17.5k...
>>768857779
Sounds fancy. Must be hard remembering all the names of artists though. Programming is easy as long as you have a proper rubber duck near you :P
>>768857799
All mmo's and tower games are cancer. Nothing but hatemail at all times. Becides, a pro shaco at lv2, better flash or u ded, unless you ignored the warning.
>>768857976
I've had a lot of jobs over the years. Everything from retail to construction. My overnight was at a big box store and the day shift were lazy fucks. We spent 25% cleaning their crap and the bosses were douchebags because we didn't get everything cleaned up. Of course they never said crap to the day shift... But that was a long time ago..
>>768858179
Only day off til Monday so gonna get a lot of WoW in. Currently workin on my 17th 110. Second hunter and they're at 109, gonna ding in about 1-2 hrs max depending on how lazy I get.
>>768858343
He did don't worry. Just had a chat between his jobs now. So no need for whacking! :3
>>768857779
Goood good, enjoy your noms~
>>768858343
>WoW
Tried to continue that about half a year ago when friend was playing it, but only managed to play for a week or so before I got bored. Can't really see what's so fun about it.
>>768858343
pretty much online games are shit community wise
he danger pinged when the shaco was already giving me the backstabbing goodness
>>768858343
>17th 110
Been playing wrath on shitty pservers ever since it was released on retail and I don't think I leveled that many characters.
Then again leveling pre-broken isles is quite cheezy right now.
>>768858443
good :)
>>768858491
It's quite fun when you have people to play with but just like any other MMO you really have to enjoy the game itself. I've been playing for so long and collected so much stuff that now I just play because it's what I do...
>>768858784
Well that's useful...
>>768858915
That hunter has 5 days of playtime and I bet 4d 12h are pre 80. Pandaland+ is a joke when leveling nowadays
>>768859118
Idk, most choresome thing to me about leveling on retail was going through draenor.
Iunno how to explain this but that xpac felt too much like a single player adventure and not an MMORPG, which killed the replayability quite a lot.
Thank god for quests with insane exp rates that you don't even need to accept... I mean bonus objectives.
>>768859118
yes lol
I had a pretty bad day yesterday in general, shouldnt have played league lol
you dont have work today? you usually leave around this time
>>768859252
Well that's because Garrisons of Draenor is widely regarded as the worst expansion... ever...
Although I went from 90-96.5 without leaving Frostfire. Full heirloom, 20% xp buffs from garrison vendor, and only questing with rested xp. Then just went to Gorgrond and did all bonus objectives. BAM 98 and Draenor is a gogo
>>768859599
Nope, only day off til Monday. I'll be leavin to make lunch in a bit but not until my hunter hits 110... I'll starve to death before I let that happen :D
>>768859118
Yeah, I know that feel. Played a lot of WoW and LoL few years ago.
Now I just find the combat really boring. It'd probably be a lot more fun if it had a combat system more similar to Tera or BnS or BDO, combos and dodging and stuff.
>>768859723
nice! what level is he now? also what race?
I really wish WoW was a game I could get into, I love warcraft universe
>>768857953
Will do, cute!
>>768858443
Thanks Ammesia~
>>768858343
It's not so bad, really. I'm just terribly uninterested in it, art history that is.
I'm not quite sure I understand the rubber duck thing, could you explain?
>>768859118
I hope you are okay too.
>>768860047
Its okay :)
Claim
>>768860612
>>768859827
Yea more interactive instead of "stand, get hit, hit them, random animation, win"
>>768859948
All my alliance toons are 110, 1 of each class. Currently leveling Horde for fun. 109 35% Troll huntard.
Well end game is boring now but when the next expansion comes out Aug maybe start a free trial character see if ya like it.
>>768860047
Oh is art a pre req for your major? No point in studying something you don't like, that's how you forget everything about it because you never really cared for it in the first place :P.
Well, when coding and you can't figure out whats going wrong, a rubber duck is a nice thing to have next to you. I mean unless you want to go stir crazy or break something else. At least a duck will squeak with your angry rants :P
>>768860162
I'm always okay, until I'm not :)
>>768860823
Ohh, I understand now.
And while not necessarily a pre req specifically, I need some humanities credits in order to graduate with an associates/transfer to a four year university.
I would take more coding courses but none of the classes here are transferable credit
>>768857425
+hug
I'm fine. Hanging out with the squad and will be watching DP2 tonight. You?
>>768857845
Get me some water please
>>768857976
:)
>>768858343
Nope. NyC is first largest cityin usa
>>768858343
2.2 million or so here
>>768860476
>>768860823
Yeah, too much just watching the UI and playing whack-a-mole.
>>768860823
Alliance is best, but I just dont like what they did with the story, they kinda butchered it if you ask me
I played for a month I think, not really a fan off MMORPG games, gonna let it be
>>768861138
Hi again
>>768861106
I'll get right on it~!
Aww, I missed Kizuna-chan
>>768861138
> lick
UwU
>>768861217
> hug
>ruined my perfect streak of 100s in my coding class because I was rushing and answered one question wrong on a quiz that I knew the answer to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>768862151
>>768862247
>>768861075
Ah I see now. Well hopefully it gets better and at least you can dump all that memory after the class haha
>>768861106
that was >>768857799 about NYC silly :P
I grew up in a 90k city. Man that was nice. It's just enough people where everything is there and no one knows you, but not too much as to be crime ridden.
>>768861218
Yea they've gone REALLY off the charts from Warcraft 3.
>>768862247
It's the ducks fault, it must be punished! Beat the duck! BEAT IT!
*ding* 110
Aight time to celebrate with lunch!
I'll be back in a bit yall. Have fun without me~!
>>768862312
Please stop being sad
>>768857092
Hello
>>768862247
what was the question
>>768862460
how are you duke
>>768862412
bye
>>768862247
what was it cute?
>>768861106
Oh I didn't know that
Then my best guess is Los Angeles?
>>768862412
Thanks for pointing that out lol
Yeah it makes me pretty sad, wc3 is my favourite game of all time
And then the movie....
Makes me sad
>>768862526
Back to work
>>768862851
oh okay
good luck
>>768862343
Delete this
>>768862412
Have fun at lunch! I wish I had a duck right about now...
>>768862526
>>768862637
It was just a basic question, true or false, about specific data types. Extremely easy stuff and just a free point but I was a retard and clicked the wrong thing (because we take the tests on computers even though we're in a classroom)
Also Nazrin is best 2hu
>>768863060
>>768863060
i'm curious about the specifics of the question but if you don't remember that's fine
>Also Nazrin is best 2hu
this is correct
>>768863452
What do you think of the mouse gunfu?
Sadly her artist fucked her legs and the torso is even worse in the damaged art.
>>768863843
doesn't look like much of a mouse to me, but sure
the only gun girl folder i have is RFB which i collected a few months ago
>>768861499
Hope you're doing well
>>768861524
uwu
>>768862151
OwO who's this...?
>>768862412
Wait what? Take care magpie
>>768862668
2nd largest~
Shinoa peacing out. Don't forget to post smug for me!
>>768864036
That's a very big qt, too bad her craft rates seem too low and she's possibly not released on global server yet anyway.
>>768864706
i really like her hair and colour scheme
i don't know anything about the game, though; such games don't really interest me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Iibq3p1L8
>>768862442
Ok.
>>768863452
Oh, if you wanted specifics it just gave a list of data types with some plausible but incorrect names.
I had just mixed up on one of them and got the question wrong because I was going too fast. I forget the exact thing I had said, though, but I do know I instantly realised it was wrong the second I submitted it.
>>768864171
See you, have fun
>>768864171
Things are going well, can't complain. Waiting with a friend at a car shop for them to replace his spark plugs and shit. I'm covering the cost and he'll pay me back later
>>768865266
yeah such things happened to me a lot during secondary education
i'd realise i got an answer wrong the moment i stepped into the hallway
well traps can still be waifu soo
>>768865052
Yee, she has a nice design. It's basically Kancolle but actually good and has gameplay jk much smaller fandom.
Recently a global (and thus officially translated) server got released and it got me all hyped up.
>>768865165
Pretty nice. Any opinion on the recent meme songs of this is america and black paint?
>>768865481
Yeah, it sucks. But hey still an A, even if not a 100.
Have a free Nazrin, among other 2hus
Courtesy of your friendly classroom Monika
>>768865642
You'd call them husbando
Also that's a pretty bad quality pic, who is it?
>>768865642
Cute
>>768865642
Gib boipucci
>>768865897
hime arikawa, also better qual image incoming
>>768865642
That was a funny series
>>768865993
yis
>>768866068
Is there a reason he dresses like a girl? Or is it just draw a girl and say it's a guy
He's cute though
>>768865789
wasn't there another ship girl game that you posted girls from? how's that one fare compared to the other two
global server sounds nice, looks like they've started to acknowledge that there's interest in the west
>>768865890
pretty sure that's Kofji, but thank you friend
>>768866226
in the anime (and manga) hes in debt and for some reason in exchange for paying off the debt, he joins the student council and dresses as a girl. weird story but i liked the anime. lots of traps everywhere
>>768866152
Gibb
>>768866226
His parents wracked up debt in his name and he gets saved by the student council of his school from yakuza or some shit but under the co dition that he cross dresses daily
>>768866271
Oh I was under the impression the two were the same and that Kofji was just a person who voiced Nazrin in some animations. My mistake.
>>768866632
thanks im not good at explaining shit
>>768866271
Azur Lane? Never played it but I do save a lot of cutes from it and my sources tell me it's not bad.
Then again, if you use kancolle as a standard it's not hard to not be bad.
>>768866444
>>768866632
thats an interesting premise, atleast it makes sort of sense I guess
not a huge fan of traps myself, I think he would have been a cute girl without a penis but I can respect it
>>768866717
the way i understand it Kofji, NYN, and the other Cookie characters are all seperate "fan characters" based off touhou characters
each having their own style and personality
>>768866823
is kancolle really that bad?
it's surprisingly popular for a bad game
altair sure is annoying
>>768865789
This is America is fairly a good song. The new song from Death Grips is pretty weak in my opinion.
Why?
>>768867538
This is america was alright, had a catchy beat and the message I took from it was kinda standard. All in all it was ok, the memes are pretty fucking funny though
>>768866774
No problem
>>768866858
Ye, pretty funny anime and the manga actually got me pretty invested. Traps can be fun so long as they have at least some depth
> Is ranma technically not a trap
>>768866996
Kancolle did some things right, after all it wouldn't be popular otherwise. Events for example are enjoyable as long as you aren't an extremely casual/new player. My biggest complaints about it are:
>flash game in current era
>millions of important hidden variables get sent to your client and the only way to see them is by having a browser extension
>the game is purposely slow, a lot of things you do play an animation and they are unskippable for some ungodly reason
>there's essentially no gameplay, you just read the wikia, make squads appropriate with the information from your studies, send girls on sorties and pray to RNGesus
>last but not least, they hired shibafu multiple times, this god damn sameface potato was the final prize from some recent event
>>768867538
Just curious, it's nice to know others opinions and if they caught on something about the songs that I didn't.
>>768867871
>flash game
damn, really? that's pretty bad
>there's essentially no gameplay
doesn't that apply to all of these "collect and use to fight to open loot boxes" games are? be it on mobile or desktop
>>768867871
Dunno, haven't payed too much attention to DG anymore, I've been mostly listening to Lucki lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7tDEZQrKpM
>>768867773
I guess.
>>768868220
He fully turns into a girl so I think that exempts him from being a trap
Basically same shit different name
btw does anyone know any anime waifu type games that dont require high pc specs so i can waste away my time waiting for pc
>>768868135
In kancolle sorties are picking a squad and then praying that compass-chan makes it go through the safer path possible.
GF sorties are a simple (yet complex enough to be fun) turn based strategy board game with bonus objectives and stuff. You can deploy multiple squads and choose the path they take, you'll have to think around about it and just like you win by capturing the enemy base, the AI can also win by capturing yours without actually killing your squads.
There's no interactions during combat in kancolle, the outcome is actually decided in the instant it starts, but only visible if you have access to the hidden variables.
In girls frontline you move around your units to protect or withdraw what needs to or dodge telegraphed attacks. Each gun also has an active skill with cooldown that you can choose when to activate these.
>>768868887
The hyper dimension neptunia series and similar stuff
>>768868887
https://apkpure.com/girls-frontline/com.sunborn.girlsfrontline.en/download?from=details
Global server opened recently and this is the best time for you to start.
>>768868220
Good beat and piano melody.
>>768867773
eh I am not really interested in traps lmao
does he/she have a dick? then yea
>>768868887
VNs literally require nothing
knock yourself out
>>768868887
https://www.thpatch.net/wiki/Touhou_Patch_Center:Translation_progress
>>768868950
that whole hidden variable thing sounds awful indeed
so long as you've got a fun game to play, i suppose all is well
>>768869160
Only when hit by hot water, hit 'em with cold water and he's a girl
>>768869306
that is... interesting
never heard that one before lol
does (s)he lose the tits when hit with warm water?
what would you prefer?
>>768869418
Yeah, when hit by hot water he turns back into a guy and obviously I'd prefer female but male ain't too bad either
>>768869183
Wonder how long they can make a game with all those problems last.
Another cool thing about these games is that it occupies just as much of your time as you want. You can send your girls on 8 hour long expeditions or you can continuously grind sorties.
In the main menu you can see timers on whatever orders you sent which makes it easy to multitask the game.
>>768869702
i've currently got FFXIV to satisfy the "occupy as much time as you want" thing
even though FFXIV is taking more time from me than i'd probably want
sounds nice enough, though
>>768869646
if you obviously like the female version why not claim a 100% all the time waifu
>>768870150
Idk, ranma just works. Really like the chick version but like I said, don't mind the male version either.
>tomboyish martial arts chick
>Fuck yeah
>>768870431
I guess thats fair enough, never ever take a hot shower or bath with her then!
there is the dragon ball chick, whats her name, hercule's daughter
oh also the girl from street fighter, makoto? i forgot as well
>>768870772
Isn't like her hair changes color or something like that? I think I know who you're talking about
Cold showers are best anyways
>>768870582
Cute
>>768869099
im currently playing megavii its pretty good ngl
>>768869160
fair enough
>>768870926
no I meant this girl and...
>>768870926
this girl
>>768871571
>>768870926
pic didnt load lol...
>>768869104
why the apk website though.
Hm. Anyone seen Mai around?
>>768871554
>>768871588
Oh I see, and yeah I guess they fit too but for some reason ranma just fits better. Might be the ponytail, who knows
昵好
>>768871782
what do you need of him
>>768856965
>>768872142
Gave him a boatload of videos a couple of days back when he was having troubles with spontaneous insomnia.
I never got back to him to ask if he watched those, and if so, what he thought about the videos.
Only now did I just remember that.
>>768871782
are you talking about mai bigbutt or is this a coincidence
>>768871819
hey I didn't say you should switch. was just thinking out loud about short haired martial art girls
>>768872258
>>>nintendo switch version
>>768872271
Well I could be wrong with the name.
I do know I linked videos to whoever is posting with the SH!TPOST tripcode.
>>768871870
hey chest
>>768872329
Oh alright, wasn't sure tbh
>>768872408
bout to say, i thought it would be weird to mention noble on 4chan
>>768872507
sorry haha, she is cute! no reason to switch
>>768872457
你好吗
>>768872532
Eh, sorry. I'm terrible with names unless I repeat them to myself like some damned mantra.
And even then I can get them wrong on a whim.
I even quite oftenly am able to call someone out on their name to forget it mid-conversation.
>>768872590
I just don't have a read on anyones in thread yet so there's gonna be some spaghetti for a while
Who's yours and what not anyways?
>>768872614
things are fine for the most part
what have you been up to?
>>768872651
same actually, i mistake peoples names after knowing them for multiple years
>>768872739
The funniest thing is that I don't try to hide it.
People always stare at me like "Did you just really...?" "Yes I did really, what's your name again?"
But anyway, you wouldn't happen to know when they get on?
>>768872687
that's fair enough, being new can be difficult lol
I am always pretty friendly, welcome btw :)
Her name is Elise, from Fire emblem Fates, pretty meh game but with amazing cast. She is the protag younger sister but not really because you are adopted or whatever so its a free pass
>>768872885
nah i at least try to hide it. but nope, dont know who they are. sorry
>>768873015
Ah, bummer.
Thanks anyway.
>>768872943
Cool, always wanted to try a fire emblem game but never really had a nintendo system to play
Oh I'm here
>>768873152
its fine
