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Secrets thread
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>>768853474
I stole a human hand once..I put it in a jar and kept it for two months.then I threw it in the lake at a park close to my house..
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I think my be and I'd dog is dying and kind of just wish it would happen.

I do adore this dog but we have 3 and I've always known we weren't even in a position to have 1 but my bf was too focused on having the dogs rather than considering the time and money they would take up.
He doesn't abuse them but he also gives them no sort of stimulation either. All he does is leave them in the backyard and he feeds them and occasionally plays with them for 5 minutes before he leaves them alone again...poor things never go for walks and are always so incredibly bored.

Now my bfs oldest dog isn't doing good and of course my nd wasn't prepared for the inevitable so now he's scrambling and already threw 2000 bucks at the emergency to fix him and the issue still isn't even fixed...he doesn't even have 2000. He put it all on his credit card and he was so close to paying it all off....


He wants to keep throwing the card around to save him....i just wish this damn dog would die so he could stop wasting money he doesn't have...
I feel terrible because I really do love the dog but we just never should have had any if them in the first place....they were something he just wasn't prepared to have....
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>>768854180
I think my dog**


Wtf
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>>768854215
lol
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>>768854180
wow.
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>>768853474
1) I feel like two interlinked people.A guy and a girl. But since I'm physically male and happy to be called either I just identify as a bi bloke.

2) I deeply love somebody with narcissistic personality disorder. She is the only person with this I would go near. She is self-aware and genuinely wants to change so she's as good a treatment candidate as you can get for that shit. But deep down I know that means she could also go fully the other way and all her compassion etc be totally lost forever.

Nobody knows her like I do. She has few friends, zero social skills. My biggest fear in life is she will go that way and I'll have to cut all ties because the girl I know and care about wil have effectively died and nobody else will even fucking notice...I'd be the only mourner.
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Me and a good friend drove across the country and I left him there with no phone, ID, nothing
>make friends with guy in 3rd grade
>good friends for years
>21 years old
>realize he'd been stealing from me for years
>taking things worth more to me than money
>but mostly money
>still always asked for more, knew he was poor so I gave him gas money every now and then
>devise plan to see what the worst non-illegal thing I could do to this fat ugly dirty ginger jew kike
>tell him we're going on a vacation to cali, he bites because he's always down for something he's not paying a dime for
>fly both of us all the way to cali on cheap tickets round trip
>get to cali, rent a hotel
>fucking expensive ass hotel because cali
>buy a bunch of weed because easy as hell to get
>also buy more hard substances because this can never be too much punishment
>we get drugged up, him more than me, I fake super low tolerances
>he's fat so he can take more anyway, and always overdoes everything
>call cops, inform them of tall overweight ginger drugged out in hotel room
>spend 3 more days in cali living la vida loca, then fly home
>His one phone call was to me filled with threats and curses of misfortune, revenge, etc
>tells me he's probably going to be in for a long time because state-provided lawyer and lots of charges for drugs he didn't see me buy
>laugh, tell him he shouldn't have stolen from me, wish him luck in prison, and hang up
Never heard from him again and never spoken about it
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>>768855013
What the fuck, I meant flew
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>>768854862

you sound like the guy i love. Her compassion and everything wouldn't be totally lost forever. Research shows permanent loss (losing your daughter forever for example) is a great treatment for narcissism, with really good success rates.

So ironically, if she loses you forever, she'll become normal from a distance. but as soon as you take her back, her narc will return
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>>768855117
Well thankfully she's an ex not a partner. Although naturally that complicates things a little. Also dealing with resurging feelings for somebody when we regained contact early last year and turning that into a more family-type love (she's like a sister now) was a headfuck.
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>>768854862
Hate to tell you this, but that girl is lying to you. She is bullshitting when she says you know her like no one else does, she loves you, blah blah. While she’s telling you that she’s copy pasta texts it to other guys. It’s a trait in narcissistic people to try to find justification from as many people as she can. Don’t believe me, look at her phone when your hanging out. She’s texting several people, then try to get her phone, im willing to bet her text history is clear because she’s scared of that exact situation. But she doesn’t have the foresight to see that she’s unintentionally training you to become a dominant, and possessive person in relationships. Just look at how your talking right now. You don’t want her to change because then she’d leave you. But she’s not going to change
>>768855013
I like your style
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>>768855275
yeah just keep that distance between you and she'll stay well behaved.

I remember telling my ex (similar situation) that i didn't want any fwb, we were just drug-buddies, no more sex. she lost that privilege when she lied to me.

threw a fit. bitched. guilt tripped. eventually became more obedient and good mannered.
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>>768855275
actually you know what? my OTHER partner was full on narcissist with no recovery and i hated her to hell and back, i just remembered.

vicious ugly shitty bitch. i remember two things that fucking sealed my hatred forever.

1) the narcissist breakup. When a narcissist is worried they're losing you for real for real, they panic and begin trying every single manipulation technique as fast as they can. it looks horrifying. Have you ever had a girl go from "if you dont love me i'll kill myself" "FINE FUCK YOU THEN GO" "please im so horny please fuck me" "I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TALK TO ME AGAIN' "remember all the times we cuddled while the sun rose?" in about 30 seconds. its fucking terrifying, they look like a malfunctioning computer.

2) I was just her way of cutting living expenses. The SECOND I told her to fuck off and die in a fire, she immediately moved on to a new target to try to manipulate.

i still hate her.
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Growing up, there was a group of men who'd pay to fuck me. Every time I'd step out of the house and tell my parents that I was going to go do some odd jobs to make some cash, I'd be going to these guys' places, or waiting for one to pick me up and take me somewhere new.
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All the secrets I post are fake, including this one.
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>>768855436
See
>>768855275
And she doesn't say that, it's my own observation from watching her repeated failures to connect with other people and her general shitty taste in men (myself included, I am seriously not proud of how I handled our relationship, in fact I'm deeply ashamed of it).

>>768855465
Fingers crossed, that's the plan anyway. <shrug> How she is with me is only one part of it anyway. I really want to slowly talk her into pro help and try to stabilise her gradually over the next decade.
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>>768855535
My friend's GF was posted here a lot.

She found out and was like "wtf how did this get on 4chan?" and my friend was like "sorry i have a cuckold fetish and i like to post you"

Flash forward to now she's a pornstar.

Mia Khalifa read the interviews where she talks about her loser boyfriend exposing her and then asking her to try out for porn, lol fuck...
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>>768855647
me too (: dont feel bad.


from like 14-16 i had so much fucking money
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>>768855618
Anon that's not narcissism, that's another personality disorder entirely.
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I like to manipulate people. I’m very fucking good at it. I find the best way is to state half truths, mix it with logic, and point them into a direction that can be a flat out lie. So long as they can’t find a problem with your words, it’ll plant a seed of doubt in them, and it grows like a fucking vine, very fucking fast. Wraps them up until they cannot move an inch in any direction but the one you want them to move in. Only problem is, it’s fucking boring. The only person I can have a good date with now is another psychopath, otherwise they cannot see through me, otherwise I wind up doing it on pure reflex. It’s become harder to not do it than it is to actually do it. It’s like blinking, every time I blink, I destroy someone. So I have to try to keep my eyes open at all times, but eventually I’ll blink. The only person who I can’t destroy unconsciously, is someone who destroys like me. I’m starting to hate myself for it, but at the same time, it’s an addiction
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>>768855814
well if your girlfriend has "That unnamed personality disorder" where she lies to you, gas lights you, abuses you, manipulates you, and is just generally fucking abusive and awful, this helped me get over her.

Dont waste a second of your time asking yourself "why does she do _____" instead treat it like a funeral, and mourn her passing. but dont decipher her craziness.
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>>768855803
Oh I definitely don't feel bad. It's a little weird hearing how people talk about the sort of relationship between men and boys, but I wouldn't have done it if I didn't enjoy it. The only thing I would have changed was using protection. I didn't get any STDs from it, but looking back now I very well could have.
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>>768855921
me too, sure is addicting huh. I like to take the truth and bend it a little bit, so if they try to google they'll get a little proof
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>>768855618
Similar. She was my first gf in a 3ish years because the one before was seriously nasty. I was a young teenager then and socially naive so I didn't see her wrapping me round her finger until... Well, until the first and last time she laid hands on me. Tried to choke me. She ended up on the other side of the room and the relationship was ended then and there.

IDK why she turned to violence. She's possibly the smartest person I've ever met and the only person in the world I'm scared of. Usually, you're scared of some kind of power somebody has. The power to beat your ass, or fire you, or lock you up or whatever. But somebody who has zero ability to do any of these things? A five foot teen (as she was then)? Only person who terrifies me just because of what's inside her head.

Only consolation is I know I outwardly did a good job of not acting like she'd got to me like she wanted (she did and then some) so pretty sure I scare her too since she's unable to control me. Doing really well in plain view of somebody you hate truly is beautiful revenge.

Sorry for the tl;dr I don't talk about it often.
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>>768855988
looking back fucking sucked. my experience:

>trans teenager
>dad hates me
>older men pay me for sex
>they treat me better than my actual dad, ironically
>say things like "baby you look so fucking cute, you wanna try on these clothes i bought you?"
>Buy me clothes, take pictures, not so bad
>even the sex isn't that bad, this is pretty awesome
>get paid 650$ an hour to receive the love my dad wont give
>this is awesome
>his foster son says to me one day 'i'm glad you came over, i dont have to help out on the days you're here"

welp that ruined it. Realizing all his foster kids were sex slaves who weren't into it at all like i was really killed it.

Then he got some award like foster family of the year for LA county.
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im in love with a girl that is illegal for 2 more months and we lie to the people i live with so we can fuck at my place without them knowing
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I been having a crush on my gf’s little sister ever since we held hands at the movies almost 3 years ago, i think she kinda has a crush on me too but neither of us makes a move and to be honest i prefer it stayed that way.
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>>768856013
Need any tips? Kinda feels off to let the art form that I built die
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>>768856111
your words feel true, i know you were where i was.

I was and hurt too. I didn't leave when she choked me, it was when she yelled at me and pushed me around for a bit, and the neighbors came over and i had to beg them not to call the cops. I remember saying "Please, she has a record for domestic abuse and the cops wont even listen to her they'll juist take her away.. PLEASE! You dont know her like i do!" crying at the thought that nobody understood her like i do, and then i realized i'd become like every abused gf ever.
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>>768855972
Borderline personality disorder
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>>768856334
its nice of you to offer, but the addictive nature is too much for me. it's getting to require active willpower to stay honest and engaged, and im worried if you taught me cool trickz it'd be way too easy for me to fall into manipulation.

Thanks though
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>>768856425
No problem
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>>768856159
Yeah, I try not to think too much about the types of people I did it with, because most of them most definitely had family and would call me their kids' names. Sometimes during big get togethers there'd be a few people around my age, maybe younger, who were probably some of their kids. I can only hope they were doing it because they were enjoying it like me and not because they were forced into it.
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>>768856159
How do teens get into this? I would've loved to have been assfucked as a kid. Never happened.
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>>768855814
sounds like narcissism by the fact that they take everything thats wrong very personally and when something is wrong everything spins out of control. at least that is my experience with every single narcissist i know deeper than surface level and it is fucking terrifying
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My sister and I go to swingers parties, orgies, and other group events as a couple. We've seen each other fuck countless people, men and women, and tons of people have watched us fuck.
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>>768856551
Well I found porn really early, then found craigslist not long after. It didn't take much to understand the less than subtle askings of some of the posts. Just responded to the right one once, and he did the work from there.
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>>768856370
How you doing now?

One of my specialities is turning shitty things to my advantage. For example, I developed depression with a small side of anxiety. I was suicidal til I met the next girl. Now? I work high-stress jobs and thrive in them. When shit hits the fan people call me. I stared death in the eye repeatedly in my formative years and you know what? Death blinked first every time. Compare to that my colleagues' worst nightmares are a walk in the park for me and I enjoy solving little disasters.
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>>768856551
>be me trans teenager
>no friends because trans
>desperate for older peoples approval because dad hates me
>used to have giant crush on my bio teacher, followed her around and helped her carry her stuff to her car every day <3
>pretty obvious im easy to take advantage of
>one day one of the guidance counselors asks me if i could help his son out with his math homework
>go to his house
>he's the guy who won the foster family award
>help his son for about an hour
>go up to his dad's room to talk about prom? or something?
>end up talking about being trans and my parents not liking it
>he mentions he used to foster a trans kid and knows how hard it is
>Tells me i look really cute
>offers 200$ to see me take my shirt off
>"oh...okay...?"
>sure i like 200$
>return next week
>help his son for about 10 minutes, last time i help his son
>this time we cuddle
>make 400$
>things slowly escalate
>eventually we have sex and he starts introducing his friends
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>>768856583
it is fucking terrifying.

Her next target hated the shit out of me because she told him i was an abusive asshole who was addicted to porn.

he 100% believed her until she literally cut his leather couch with a kitchen knife.

Now he's one of my good mates, and we both hate her.
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>>768853474
I get my thrills sniffing girls' bicycle seats
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>>768855921
try not to cut yourself on that edge
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>>768853474
Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around, I don't signal before changing lanes
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>>768856584
Cool story man.
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>>768856711
Cool story man.
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>>768856711
how'm i doing now? lol

A lot better. There's this german psychology technique that helped.

Like americans believe that your partner abused you, you're the innocent baby angel victim and your partner is the evil villain asshole.

Stupid.

In germany they believe that deep down you knew you were weak, so you selected a challenge that would push you to the limits and make you stronger, like hercules traveling to the hydra to test himself.

I dont let my new partners push me around, and im a lot better stating my needs and wants. But im not overly-defensive or like "I push first so i dont get pushed" type asshole. I'm just nice now.
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One time I was watching one of my younger cousins when my girlfriend was over. She got black out drunk and passed out hard, but I was staying dry cause I was watching him. I asked him if he'd ever seen tits before, then pulled her shirt off. Told him she's got a thing for being fucked when she's out cold, short version is we took turns fucking and cumming in her. The secret is that it was her idea in the first place, and she wasn't actually that drunk.
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>>768857088
Glad to hear you got out the other side. That's a really neat way of looking at it, I like that a lot actually.
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I've gotten broken up with the same girl twice, and if she came back again, I know I'd take her back no matter how many times she leaves me. She's all I can think about, and she was the only one who understood how I feel and the way I act. I worry about the small shit a lot, and when I was with her, I felt a lot better. When I'm not with her, I fucking hate myself and I wanna kill myself, not just because of her, but because of a bunch of things that happened in my life leading me to feel like I wanna fucking kill myself. I know how I'd do it too, and I know if I did it, she'd be the first person I tell. I'd text her pics and everything, and I don't wanna do it to guilt her, but to let her know. And at this point, I'm honestly not sure if I wanna kill her or ask if she'll take me back.
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>>768857237
Dude, same. Except for the last statement
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>>768857225
yeah like i dont know if its true or not, all i know is for me, it helped give me back a feeling of control in a relationship i had little control
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>>768857237
Get help

Not in a troll way. I mean genuinely seek professional help. This is something you can get over and move on from. Obvs tread softly if you're a yank as private healthcare=drugpushing incentives

>>768857476
That's exactly what I got from flaunting how well I was doing in front of her.
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>>768856769
Continue?
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>>768853474
I’m a closet CD my friends don’t know.
Shocking. I just like posting my pics, riles me.

Have a girlfriend and everything, just a weird kink.
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>>768857735
not much else to say

Kept doing jobs kept getting money when i was almost 17 he said i was too old and tall.

it crushed me emotionally. (im trans, remember) i thought "too tall" meant i was a man because puberty killed me or something. so i stopped doing sex work until i was like 21 when this guy just wouldn't stop begging me.
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I've been sexually involved with my dad since childhood and there's no way my mom doesn't know. Even now, when I go visit my parents, I stay in his bed and at least give him a blow job.
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I hate my mother with all my being but I have to play the good, loving and caring son because that's what everyone expects. Everyone thinks she was a great mother, best mom ever because she dedicated her life to me and all my illness but she made my life a living hell because most of my issues were provoked by her. She would literally poison me, throw me down the stairs, lock me in tiny spaces until I had breakdowns, I am allergic to a few foods and she'd purposefully feed me those foods so my allergies would act up even though I'd start to suffocate. She left me with my father knowing he was a crazy abusive bastard, then she put on a big ass show of "rescuing" me from him. BIG BIG ETC.

She's a fucking bitch. I'm glad she's dying already, after she's dead I'll piss on her ashes and then flush them down the fucking toilet.
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>>768856769
>trans teenager
More like mentally ill, but whatever.
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>>768858005
What are your thoughts on the matter? You like it? Did you like it growing up or it was an acquired taste?
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I have an incredibly strong sex drive. I have a gf that I love very much but I sext random girls to just fulfill my urges. One of my friend's sister hangs out with me a lot and she sees me looking at her and always walks in front of me with a crazy obvious walk. Just something I needed to get off my chest. This is an addiction to the point where if I'm home it affects my ability to do work. I become lethargic.
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>>768853474
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>>768858005
Jesus.
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I masturbate almost every single day
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>>768858462
This is one of the more interesting threads. There is so much more garbage on this site.
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>>768857651
The thing is, I wanna get help, but I don't know how. And I am a yank.
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>>768858480
That isn't even weird? I masturbate sometimes up to 10 times a day.
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>>768858550
Yeah but I'm a femanon?
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>>768858005
story of the first time it happened?
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>>768858538
You should just call a volunteer line and talk to them. You seem like you want to kill yourself out of spite and that's just dumb. There is so much other shit you can do in your life. Fuck, robbing banks is more fun than being dead.
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>>768858538
Just approach a doctor/therapist/whatever of your choosing and see what happens
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>>768858601
Still not weird. My gf usually sext every night and we both masturbate. It is healthy. Literally releases chemicals.
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I really really like dresses
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>>768858480
Do you feel that every time u Masterbate it turn you more into a cuck
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>>768858601
i've met a handful of femanons who masturbate daily.

My ex used to wake up before me FULL of energy and look at porn for an hour. i'd kind of roll out of bed half asleep and she'd cheerfully pull her fingers out and ask if i wanted coffee
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>>768858435
Dad used to tell me that it made him feel really good and apologized if it hurt, so at first when it was uncomfortable I didn't mind, because I loved my dad and wanted to make him happy and feel good. Eventually I came to enjoy it, yeah. Didn't take that long for me to get on board, it sort of became like our father son bonding activity, like playing catch in the park, but worse from an outside perspective.

>>768858622
First time what? There were a lot of firsts. First sexual involvement at all, I don't remember, but he told me he'd rub himself on me and cum on me. Also don't remember his first time fingering me. There's first blow job and first successful ass fucking, those are the two firsts I actually remember.
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>>768853474
I've been "sexting" or whatever (I'm old and feel weird using that word but that's pretty much what it is) with my friend's wife for a few months now. We've literally never done anything physically with each other but we regularly snapchat each other sexually explicit pictures and have sexually explicit conversations.
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Ther s a rule to not fuck your roommate when you’re different genders ...

My roommate is my friend with benefits ... and the messed up thing is we both are in a relationship ..

The moment we close the door ; we are either naked walking around , fucking , or sleeping together
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>>768858740
thats so cute, you wanna be my girly boyfriend? can i keep you in maid's outfit and chastity?
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>>768858703
Hm, maybe it's not that bad then
>>768858760
No? Why would it?
>>768858779
What did you think of the ex? Was it weird to you?
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>>768858779
I got a female friend like that, literally used to sit on the couch masturbating next to me while we smoked/drank/talked shit.
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>>768858815
sounds hot. got pics / vids?
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I am a serial killer. I hunt down pedophiles who were charged and sentenced because facts show these people will harm again. I find myself doing the world a favor.
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>>768855013
>>realize he'd been stealing from me for years
>>taking things worth more to me than money
what, exactly, did he steal from you?
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>>768858949
Edgy
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>>768858780
could you tell those two stories please?
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>>768858921
Only one tho ...
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>>768858903
she was cool we're still friends. It wasn't that weird. I remember thinking it was weirder that she was that energetic BEFORE coffee. I also remember wondering if she was weird or if other femanons were secretive

omg i also had a friend called nikki who was really into humiliation and masturbating, she used to like when i made fun of her and called her sticky nikki. haha i had forgotten her
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>>768858601
I'm femanon and I masturbate several times a day. I live with my bf so I have sex every day too. Hormones init
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>>768859078
STICKY NIKKI, holy shit that's funny dude...
>>768859189
yeah but sometimes it just gets sore and I wonder if I've outdone it
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>>768854180
I hate shitty pet owners like your boyfriend. Buy an animal and keep them outside the whole day. At least they have other companions. But shame on him.
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Got my gf into Bbc and exhibition type play but kind of tricked her into it.
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>>768859047
Well, the BJ one is pretty short
>Be like 9 or something, don't remember the exact age
>Dad had been showing me porn with blowjobs
>Asks me to do it like that
>Can't get my jaw open around it
>Dad says it's okay, just to lick it like them
>He's about to cum, tells me to open my mouth
>Sticks the tip in, came, asked me to swallow it for him

Anal one is also pretty short, but that might be because I'm just a bad writer

>Be like 11 or something, again, bad memory
>Dad had already been trying to get it all the way in there, only managed minor penetration (heh)
>Day like any other, except dad came home pissed that day
>Asks me to come with him to his room, usually waits until bed time, but not the first time it's been early
>Lays me down on my belly, applies lube, gets over me
>Starts pushing in, starts to feel real uncomfortable, start muttering ow, that's when he usually stops
>Not this time, instead pulls out a bit, then thrusts really hard, makes me yelp in pain
>Proceeded to fuck me as I yelped with each thrust, cum in me
>It was summer, so no school, spent that entire week being extra nice and taking me fun places
>In return, did that each night, eventually got used to it
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>>768856584
where do you live? how old are you guys? how did this start? do people know you're brother/sister?
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>>768858825
That sound nice but chastity...
Grrr... I hate that.
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>>768859790
whats the most memorable time yall fucked?
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>>768859868
DC, mid to late 20's, started when we'd experiment as kids, grew up, saw an ad for a swingers party, the rest is history, and very few people know.
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>>768856584
Have you posted your story before? I think I remember seeing something like this, was really hot
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>>768859935
but you'll be cuter and appreciate your dresses more, so too bad (:
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>>768859790
You have any pics of yourself?
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>>768860070
sounds awesome!
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>>768860015
Ooh, there's lots of memorable ones, so I'll just pick one. The time he and I went camping, I remember it was for my 12th birthday, which means the first time fucking was before that. We spent the entire weekend nude, doing normal camping activities but also fucking whenever and wherever the urge hit him. Most memorable part was fishing with a rod in my hand and a rod in my ass, if you get what I'm saying.
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>>768858528
This anon is very right
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>>768860078
Yeah, I've posted it a few times over the years. Not frequently though.
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>>768860164
Imo that sounds like a lovely fantasy

I'mma cosplay a female character later this year as a way to subtly dress up in public and own an outfit.
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I was a sissy when i was 14 and sucked my best friends cock. He is still my best friend, i am no longer a sissy, i am 19.
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I used to live near a pretty big truck stop, so I'd post CL ads looking for truckers that want to fuck. There was never a week that I took less than 14 loads bare.
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>>768859790
Your dad seems nice, anon. I was my daddy's fuck toy growing up but he was always very rough, he got it up my ass when I was like 8 it hurt like a bitch. He did compensate for it by buying whatever I wanted and taking me to nice places but still, him calling me to his room wasn't particularly pleasing even if I ended up enjoying it after a while.
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>>768855921
Send resume to Fox News
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>>768860248
thanks for sharin
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>>768860885
Tara, is that you?
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>>768860885
howd it start
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>>768860164
I seriously don't want to have stuck piece of metal to my dick
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The real reason I flunked out of my first year of college wasn't because I was playing games all day, it's because I finally got away from my oppressive homophobic parents, realized I was bi, and spent the entire year sucking and getting fucked by as many people as possible.
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>>768861007
No, this is Patrick.
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>>768853474
I hate family reunions ugghhh i hate my family
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I hate men
Playing with your feelings is so much fun
I have two boyfriends rn, still a virgin tho ;)
Both thinks im cute and innocent and that i've never had a penis in my mouth
But i know that sooner or later they will get bored of me and find somebody who will like to have sex with them
Like they always do...
All you can think about is sex, you filthy animals
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>>768859790
If I was ur mother and found out, I would have killed ur dad in the most painful fucked up manor, going as far as cutting off his dick in sleep
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my wife got posted in /b/. turns out a neighbor managed to steal her pics while he was "checking his email" on my pc. confronted him about this and he was surprised that i wasn't mad. ended up sending him more pics of her. which he then shares on /b/. he shows me the tribute he and other do on her pics. i jerk off to them.
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I work at this ghetto factory job. Mom comes up to see me on breaks etc.

Only white guy there and she gets a lot of attention.

Fantasize about her getting gang banged by thugs a lot. Here guys talk about her To me a lot.

Want to get her a job here
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>>768861377
begonethot
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>>768861377
Obvious b8 1/10
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>>768861403
Yeah, but she grew up broke and my dad was the only source of income for the family, to the point where her parents were mooching off of us, so she didn't want to risk it.
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>>768861015
I don't remember the start of it but my father says he started me when I was 2 by making me sleep naked with him and letting me play with his dick.

I do remember the first blowjob I gave him because he got too excited and choked me with dick. I was 5 and even now I can still remember the sensation.

First time fuck was when I was 8, he said it was my christmas present, but it was probably more like a present for him.
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My parents are hyper conservative and, when they caught me masturbating once, forced me to wear a chastity cage for a month. That led me to discovering ass play and prostate play, which led to me hooking up with a guy for the first time, who got off on the fact that my parents were forcing me to wear a cock cage. So in an attempt to smother my sex life, they instead kick started it.
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>>768861873
H-uh. Go figure.
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Bump
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Ive gotten really good at sucking dick
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>>768858740
Have you worn many
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i want a black guy to breed me.
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>>768855647
How old were u? Male or fem?
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>>768855013
You answered the phone, and all but admitted you framed him, in a call from a police station? REALLY?
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>>768857172
Has it ever happened again?
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>>768863248
Male, I was around 11 or so.
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>>768863593
Yeah, any time I'd be told to watch him I'd let her know.
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>>768853678
I've had sex with three women total and two of them were lesbian.
>The first one was a proper girlfriend, lost my virginity to her and took hers; the second was kinda a slutty girl because you know..
>The third one was my longtime friend just three years ago in mid twenties. She's good looking, but a lesbian and her and her girlfriend wanted a kid.
>So she very awkwardly brought up 'the natural way' and not wanting to get it done artificially etc. without really asking after some small talk. Which was quite funny because she's not a shy girl and it had never been awkward prior. We've had intimate conversations, I've seen her tits etc.
>So basically without asking the real question, she told me if I was up for it I got to choose how and she would be fine with that as long as I came inside her and no anal.
>Not long after we're getting ready, it's quite awkward and I ask to see her tits, I've fapped to the thought of them so many times.
>So I feel them for a bit, they're really nice. Get my dick out, she gives me a sloppy handjob but it's fine.. I can tell she's not attracted to it but you know.. She's doing it to pleasure me.
>Technically she's a virgin, she tells me she's had toys but not actual dick. I took off her pants, quickly took off her panties in excitement only to reveal a gorgeous pussy.
>I have a feel, rub it and play around to get her wet and she asks to be on top to ride me
>So I hold onto her hips, and as my dick's barely even touching her pussy I can tell it won't take much.
>It slides in, and it literally takes just a few pumps to cum, with all the excitement etc.
>She said it was surprising to her how good both my dick and cum felt inside her and that was our first time
>The weeks after we pretty much had sex every day or every other day and after some time she got pregnant
>Now they have a daughter and I am a godfather.
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>>768863853
Oh and the slutty girl also came out as a lesbian later on*
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>>768863802
Lucky bastard
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>>768853474
I've killed a man in cold blood, and hospitalized two others on two separate occasions.

Never charged for any of it, though I did get nearly arrested for assault.

Funny thing is, never had any rage when it came down to it, only the cold blooded clear headed intent to do as much damage in the shortest amount of time possible.

No one would ever believe me, every one thinks I'm a gentle quiet and polite person.

People bleed out a lot when you cut their throats...
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>>768853474
Cheated for the first time in my life recently. The relationship I am in is by far the most healthy and even sided relationship I have ever had, although the sex is a bit sparse these days. A couple weeks ago when school was still in session she went to her night class and I invited my trap ex gf over. We immediately got naked and fucked like rabbits and I came in her ass. She left, I took a shower and a bit my gf got home and I just acted normal and she has no idea. Feeling a bit guilty and also feeling like I want to do it again.
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>>768864949
lol
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I would steal my dad's used condoms, sneak into my sister's room, and try to unload as much of it as possible into her cunt. I was a horrible perverted demon who really wanted to see her get pregnant by dad's seed.
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>hooking up with this girl I worked with
>19yo, Indian, 100lbs soaking wet
>we’ve fucked a couple times at this point
>always used protection
>has cute little perky tits
>pussy is ungodly tight
>over at my place one night, having a couple drinks
>she’s a lightweight, starts slurring speech after about 30min
>she ends up passing out so after
>I thought I was getting laid so start to run my hand over her thighs
>slip my hand under her dress
>start playing with her slowly
>she lets out these little moans, no signs of waking back up
>I’m diamonds at this point
>start pulling her dress off
>pull off underwear off slowly
>I undress and decide to skip the condom
>dick gets harder than diamond
>grab bottle of lube and get ready to slide in
>press up against her, rub my head against her clit
>she’s still moaning softly, still fast asleep
>push in slowly
>gently shifting out and in
>no signs of waking up still
>want her to wake up with me inside her raw
>start fucking harder, she’s still moaning
>already close at this point
>start thinking about where to cum
>hesitate
>decide to cum inside
>first time emptying load raw inside a girl
>empty entire load inside her, cum out my skeleton
>slip out and rub my cock and her juices over her lips, she licks her lips
>fucked her again 10 minutes later
>hottest experience ever
>she woke up later, none the wiser
>told her we hooked up, she didn’t remember
And she didn’t get pregnant. Risky though.
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>>768864949
What happened and green text this shit
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>>768859780
Hey, I've gotten nudes from this slut on kik before
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>>768857172
I hope you told him she wasn’t psssed out later, that experience can be very powerful for s young mind.
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>>768858322
I hate you for not having the guts to show how you really feel in fear of what they’ll think of you.
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