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>>768837929
Yeah, now you see my pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXM65yCN7Qg
Claimed
>>768837776 (Tomo)
Yeah. There's a lot of things to dislocate tbh.
Thanks
>>768839091
I didnt think it was for like the chest though. the more you know.
Whats it like being fat and ugly shizuro?
>inb4 im not ugly If you werent ugly you'd have friends and wouldn't be spending all day on this site looking for an e-boyfriend
>>768838116
Ah you again, post more.
>>768839659
hello
>>768839734
What's that artists name by the way. I showed someone their work.
>>768839940
the artist's name is ":D"
try using SauceNAO next time, it usually works
Claiming Ranma again
I still want my wife blacked!
good morning, friends.
>>768840819
mornin and provide me with the string structure
>>768840361
i can help that
>>768840837
Of course
>>768840874
glad you are starting the morning right
Start your morning right with a string thing.
>>768840134
Okay then
>>768840896
Heh, that's the routine. I wake up and come here to talk to you cutes for an hour or so before I leave.
>>768840979
you know!
>>768840998
well its nice of you.
>>768841054
Nothing I enjoy more, my friend.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768841111
Very cute quads, Duke.
>>768841073
Now youre just being sweet but thank you!
>>768841111
There goes all the luck you needed for your gets.
>>768841165
I mean it, coming here every morning to relax is a really wholesome way to start my morning every day. It puts me in a nice mood.
>>768841283
Well i hope your day is plenty chill
>>768841445
Yours as well my friend. Also, do you ever sleep?
>>768841525
Thank you. Of course i do but usually very little which sucks especially because ive been waking up before my alarms
>>768841618
Ah. Fug, I know how that feels.
>>768841776
Nice pic. Ill live just slightly cranky
>>768841835
I'm sorry, I hope you start to feel better, cute!
>>768841942
ill be fine thanks.Big sweaters are cute too
I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
>>768842183
helo
>>768842220
Oh good morning
You're still up are you? Can't sleep or?
>>768842049
I love big sweaters, they're super cute
>>768842253
im still up. I dont work for the next two days
>>768842264
dont know why she doesnt have anything for the legs tho would be cold qq
>>768842316
Oh nice
Well maybe not if you need the money, but free days are pretty sweet
Gonna do something?
>>768842316
Maybe it's not cold out. I mean, I wear a jacket everyday regardless if it's 8 degrees or 80. Regardless, here's a warm cute.
isegream
Good morning everyone...
>>768842455
Hello!
How was your day yesterday?
>>768842363
i should hit around 30 hours which is great. i want to be warm.
>>768842374
I cant its already hit like 100 out here. What about the legs tho!
>>768842455
morning mags
>>768842455
Morning, Maggie!
>>768842504
cute legs
>>768842553
not frozen legs tho right?
>>768842640
correct!
>>768842689
i am glad.
>>768842504
Yeah 30 hours is pretty chill, enough free time and enough work so you can live
You want to be warm? Then put on some clothes
Is it not warm where you live?
>>768839279
Yeah has something to do with the spine. Very complicated. Even more complicated to translate for me
>>768842776
I think more like a wet shower warmth. Not right now actually
>>768842837
Ah. I hope you are able to feel better.
>>768842502
Well working with my boss was a drag, but got both the Jepoardy and WoF finals again. Al in all, it wasn't too bad though since I got 2 more chapters read :)
How was your day?
>>768842504
Hey Tomoko. How was your day?
>>768842524
Mornin Saya. How did that nap work out for ya?
>>768842908
You're gonna shower for 2 whole days?
Is it because it's night? Where do you live actually
>>768842943
Classic day at work, 2 chapters is pretty good, I'm glad you had a good day
My day was absolutely terrible, but don't worry about it, today is a different day
You work again later today?
>>768841111
Hello
>>768842908
I.. Don't know anymore tbh
>>768842943
It was alright I guess. I didn't get the sleep I hoped I would.
So sad and adorable
>>768843046
Well that stinks. I got a few before my loaded day of chores. What happened? If you don't wanna talk about it I understand but if ya do, I'm all ears for 10 minutes
>>768843068
Aww. Well as long as you didn't pull a muscle while sleeping I guess it couldn't be all that bad :P
>>768842943
I worked. Now I'm slacking off
>>768843046
I wish. It's almost 4:30am Cali time. I think you're some kind of British English learned because your typing has some s where I'd use z.
>>768843066
It must be stressful. I'm not very good at the comforting thing but I wish you the best.
>>768843186
That's very true
Claiming best girl.
>>768843186
Eh as I said don't worry about it, it's not worth your time
I should just get a therapist again
>>768843229
Wait why would you want to shover for 2 days, your skin will fucking melt
Oh you're from California? Isn't it wicked hot there during summer?
I'm not a native Brit but I do have a degree in English from Cambridge so I learned British English, I didn't think it was that noticeable
>>768843395
Saya is!
>>768843504
both Sayas!
>>768843419
Because it's relaxing of course. Yeah deserts and all that. Nah certain words stick out because they are spelled different. I think the word that caught my eye was sophisticated
>>768843557
>>768843229
Slacking off is always fun. I hope you get some sleep though. Staying up late is not very good for you :P
>>768843419
All good. People always say I am a very good listener and am well read up on psychology. If ya ever need I can give ya some free, and most likely useless, sessions, but hey, at least you can have someone to vent at :D
Also
>wicked
BOSTONITE! KILL THE BOSTONIAN!!!
Oak A's fan here. every time I go to an A's game when they play the Red Sox, the stadium is 75% red :P
Aight everyone, time to get off my butt and get some chores done. If I don't see ya have a good one!
>>768843680
I'm young I can take it!
>>768843727
>>768843578
But it's really not, taking a shower for more than 30 min is actually terrible
Damn I can't even imagine that, 90-100 degrees is more than I can handle
Did I ever say sophisticated? I don't even remember saying that, or do you mean that word I said was a sophisticated word?
>>768843680
Thanks, I'll think about it
I'd rather not use this thread as my personal blog for my mental issues though
Have a good one my friend
>>768843229
Stressful. Yes. Don't worry though, I manage. I guess
>>768843340
Hello cute
>>768843796
2cute
>>768843826
Sup?
I think 5 odd hours of playing Dark Souls is enough.
>>768843877
Not much. Mostly work or gathering knowledge. What about you?
Gotta go, bye cutes! I'll be back around like 1700 or so!
>>768843802
Why? I sometimes fall asleep in em. You learn to live with the heat! I don't know I think the word had an s where it should have been a z
>>768843826
Still going to worry a bit. I want bear ears to feel better.
>>768843966
Have fun at work, cute!
Too dumb to live, to scared to die, but at least anime girls are cute.
>>768843889
Which one did you play?
>>768843966
Have a good day
>>768843982
That's absolutely absurd! Think about the water costs!
I'd rather not, if temperatures hit 85 I just close all the blinds and stay inside
Oh so just usual difference in American and British English
I think British just looks better overall
>Color
>Colour
>>768844067
Prepare To Die
>>768843982
Bear ears!
>>768844118
Best
What run are you doing?
I should give it another playthrough tbh
>>768843802
What kind of amature psychiatrist do you take me for. I do have a discord silly goose :P
>>768844067
It's a well so it's heat costs really. Besides it's the most relaxing place I can think of. I remember some tv sow claiming 80 something is dreadful and laughing a bit. Yeah probably a word for it. I don't really lean either way. Both are understandable.
>>768844132
Would scratch the cutie bear ears
>>768843930
Woke up a while ago. Now drawing.
>>768844410
Hehe~
>>768844442
Oh? Drawing what?
Hell yes
>>768844398
I take you one for without a degree, thus an amateur
>>768844410
Wait what... You have an actual well?
Idk why but that's really cool to me
Your bed is pretty relaxing
What's the usual temperature over there during summer? Do I want to know?
It's completely understandable but I'm an elitist and think British is better, fight me
>>768844538
This thing I stopped drawing a day or two ago. Kinda wanted to finish it now https://imgur.com/a/zskCgtG
>>768844538
Summer fun zero!
>>768844608
Like underground it's probably called something else and I don't care enough for the specifics. Someone using gallons of water for warmth and white noise is cool? I dislike my bed. 90 if we're lucky. Around 100 normally. Why is it better? It's the same thing but certain words are spelled differently. Nice towel.
>>768844271
I am become giantdad. Still havent triggered Hellkite cutscene, have all but the +5 Basscannon (its at +1 Bass) and Giants. Still need to kill Pika and Lax.
>>768844924
I am just gonna imagine you live on a cowboy ranch and if you want to shower you gotta go to the well first, no your well is cool
why do you dislike your bed? beds are amazing
I wouldnt last a day out there lol
its because its original, idk why americans decided to change those words, all I can think of is because they are rebelious scum!
I swear to god Tomo you better only be looking at that towel
>>768845013
you getting ready for the remaster? becoming a giantdad asap so you can invade some new players? I was thinking the same thing but wanted to use a chaos+10 weapon, since they won't get rid of the item dupe bug you can have infinite humanity
>>768844770
Uhh that looks somewhat fun
>>768844924
Summer is fun!
>>768845116
That's not how it works but you can picture a john Wayne movie if you want I guess. Because I find it uncomfortable and far too quiet. Would be petty I agree but it's normal enough here now to not change. The hair is lovely too among other things.
>>768845600
I do prefer winter. Much more to my liking I feel
>>768845749
Some of us are always stuck in a winter storm. We walk alone. I am a special snowflake.
>>768845749
well you cant stop me, I was more thinking of that ranch in beyond two souls, even though that game was crap.
>bed
>uncomfortable
I think I found out why you sleep so bad lol, thats like the most important thing
and you can always put up a shower noise asmr video or something
I can imagine the founding fathers just sitting round the table talking "how else can we fuck with the british empire? OH I KNOW!"
aw thanks, her long hair is really cute, though I believe we went over this
>>768845600
Was listening to this when I started drawing and that's the result
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKn1Ke4hVQ
>>768845797
Uh I don't know how to respond?
>>768845994
Didn't play beyond two souls personally. I find it harder to sleep with heqdphones in my ears. Well they did become independent so why not? It's best to deflect towards something you can't call me lewd for!
Always.
>>768846181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXGPB_liSW8
here is what it looks like, sort of, if you are interested
thats fair enough, you cant have your phone playing something on speaker? even softly?
I just think its funny, just rebelious teenagers.
so you are learning, nice! its better to give a waifu a cute compliment than a lewd one
>>768845116
You cant hit Chaos +10 in DS1, I dont think. No, the remaster is shit and costs money.
>>768846213
Always cute.
>>768846381
oops I meant +5, just meant maxed out
fair enough, but its gonna have an active playerbase and working online
plus its 50% off if you have Prepare to die on steam
>>768845600
Die Sprache ist das Haus des Seins
>>768846353
That's more Arizona looking. Nah. I've tried. Idk they got over the break up well enough. I don't see how nice legs is a lewd one qq
>>768846422
Valuball
>>768846537
Legs poster!
>>768846422
Thanks. How's it going?
>>768846608
I don't know why but I went to thinking of a poster of legs to someone posting dismembered legs
>>768846181
Now you know how I feel, unless I selfishly blogpost.
>>768846634
I'm fine, just finished lunch.
And you? How's today looking up?
>>768846755
Weird.
How's the dragon?
>>768846794
Oh uh neat?
>>768846906
Dead very dead.
>>768846922
Sad stuff.
What ya up to, then?
>>768846906
Just resting, nothing much going on.
>>768846989
Well I'm reading and posting. Fairly boring stuff.
>>768846537
well I dont know the difference lol
well idk then, get a better bed silly
its pretty lewd considering you want to do things with those legs
>>768846922
Cute
>>768847087
If life is this vapid, what is the point of living?
>>768847079
Sounds comfy.
Cute pic. Does she see good because she has 6 eyes, or does she see so bad she needs 6 eyes?
>>768847087
Sounds comfy too. What ya reading?
>>768838116
How the fuck are threads full of autistic virgins pretending to be their cartoon wives (hot) the most civilized threads on this board?
You're like bread and butter.
>>768847299
>pretending to be their cartoon wives
that doesn't happen
>>768847113
Arizona has big red rocks. Or maybe Nevada. Idk. Put it in a warm shower. Why it's only a daydream.
>>768847144
Tomo is.
>>768847151
Any answer I give would be wrong to you probably so yeah.
>>768847259
Just a warhammer book. Keeps me busy.
>>768847429
What a nerd!
lmao
>>768847429
I think it was the nevada dessert but I dont remember tbh
I dont think thats a good idea, maybe a water bed?!
exactly, a lewd daydream
loser
fagget
>>768846507
DS1 has working online, and a HD retexture is a free mod away. I have literally no money to throw at a game right now.
>>768845749
In more of the warm type
>>768846033
Oh?
>>768846536
Was?
claim
>>768846168
>>768848629
In ihrer Behausung wohnt der Mensch. Die Denkenden und Dichtenden sind die Wächter dieser Behausung. Ihr Wachen ist das Vollbringen der Offenbarkeit des Seins, insofern sie diese durch ihr Sagen zur Sprache bringen und in der Sprache aufbewahren.
>>768848629
Yeah. Kinda inspired me to draw something silly.
>>768848678
Ok
>shitzuru
>>768848640
Saya a lewd!
>>768849059
>I posted it again mom
>>768848400
Meh, co op with a friend isn't that good but yeah it's just paying for dsfix
I have the money for it so I'm gonna buy it but I understand why anyone wouldn't
>>768849254
He is a shitzuru
>>768850155
Its like buying Skyrim. Again.
>>768851794
I heard Skyrim will be playable on the nintendo labo this fall. But you'll have to buy a new copy of the game to play it
>>768851794
B U Y I T A G A I N.
>>768851794
yeah it is
but I see it this way, I have ~300 hours in ds1 and I have enjoyed it completely
I have enough money to spend so I don't mind giving the devs it again, supporting them and hoping they will make something as great again
C-claimu!
>>768853000
hello shinoa!
how are you?
>>768853000
Hi theres.
>3000
>>768853000
Rem claimed
>>768852772
>supporting a shitty dev that's going for a straight for a no-effort cash grab
>hoping they'll make something like this again
This is why the gaming industry is falling apart. Because people like you exist.
>>768853108
Doing well today. Going head out with the squad soon. You?
>>768853130
I'm magical i know. What's up?
>>768853149
+lick
