Dubs tells me what to say
Nothing illegal
Try not to be complete faggots
>>768828431
No I quit
How about I smoke a bowl of your pussi
I certainly would not! I shall be informing the local law enforcement about this. If you had asked if I wanted to come and be pegged it would be a different story
"Yeah convince me to make the drive though"
stop being a complete faggot and go fuck her op
>>768828431
No bitch I quit
Fist me mommy
>>768828431
I’m done with smoking
"Holy fucking nigger dicks, you bet your sweet nips I do."... You're welcome.
Can you finger my asshole and pretend your my uncle Steve?
Only if we smoke naked,,,
>>768828431
Dude don't post on /b/ just arrange to go round and bang her wtf
Alternatively if this is dubs: "okay cool :D"
>>768828570
re roll
Can I sniff your pants?
>>768828659
roll
>>768828431
Hey we should quit
If I say yes, can I sniff your ass?
"Sure, want me to fuck your brains out too?"
Fist me mommy!!!
>>768828431
Can you lick my balls
"Hell yeah. Wanna fuck, too?"
>>768828738
>768828738
SAY THIS FAGGOT
Can I bring my dad?
I quit
"Sure - I love stoned sex :D"
I certainly would not! I shall be informing the local law enforcement about this. If you had asked if I wanted to come and be pegged it would be a different story!
Can I roll one off your tits?
Mum wont let me :(
>>768828777
Lol winrar but shit
>>768828777
technically not winrar since not dubs
>>768828431
I would but i have a date with Chris from accounting tomorrow
>>768828777
winrar
Niggers tongue my anus.
Only if you call me daddy afterwards.
"Sure, I wanna fuck you too though is that cool?"
Can you smoke my dick
>>768828738
rerolling
>>768828431
I'm not a degenerate like you. I don't do drugs. I'll be at the gym, reading a book between sets.
>>768828821
re roll
>>768828431
No fuck you
>>768828834
reroll
>>768828911
winrarrrrrrr
Score!... Deliver, OP!
>>768828431
I'm busy tomorrow getting stitches got my ass. It got ripped up by a mutual acquaintance of ours.
What a shit win. Next dubs is get
I’m not smoking any more
>>768828911
that\s a dubs right there for chis in accounting
"Sorry, I don't smoke weed. Only crack will do for me."
I’m done with smoking bitch
>>768828914
You can't say no to winrar... Someone ban this faggot.
Smoking is gay
>>768828996
I quit being a faggot. Now it's time for me to shine ad a fully heterosexual man.
send nudes!
Smoking is for fags
>>768829078
Reroll, too close
Update
I certainly would not! I shall be informing the local law enforcement about this. If you had asked if I wanted to come and be pegged it would be a different story
>>768829101
ReRoll!
>>768829114
This
Yes dumb bitch
>>768828911
What about this dubs?
>>768829114
This or if you fist me mommy
ur not nigger? nigger pleese
Tits or gtfo
>>768829109
"Lol no I quit giving one single solitary fuck, HELL YEAH I'M DOWN TO SMOKE :D"
Yes cunt
>>768829188
lol dubs
>>768829188
WINRAR!
Yes cum slut
>>768828431
Don't fuck this up?
Go get laid bro..
>>768828662
This please
>>768828431
Sure, I'm bringing motherfucking cake.
>>768828996
I quit females. I really love sucking dick too much to waste time on a female.
>>768829188
That's the best dubs you'll ever get, OP.
Your ugly bitch
Why don't you smoke my dick bitch
Go suck a BBC
Finger my asshole??
Call me Ishmael
>>768829300
KEK WIN
I quit lying to myself.
I'm getting my ass wrecked by a Shrek tonight and tomorrow.
Sorry if you thought I wasn't a faggot.
I have a "friend" who's is 14.. can she come and we can fuck and smoke together?
>>768829374
Reroll
>>768829374
This!!!!
>>768829300
You can join me. We can both suck one.
>>768829374
Please god
>>768829374
Fuck you god
>>768829374
Shit
Im on my way!
WE GOT TIDDIES
Next dubs is get dont fuck this up /b/
>>768828431
I'm actually in a relationship now. She is so young that she won't understand us smoking together... Or at all. I mean she is only 12. She barely knows what weed is. Unless... You want to show her, weed and other thing?
>>768829477
That's a win
I've got some acid actually... we should get naked, drop some and watch Donnie Darko.
divorce my manpussy
DAMN... Pussy now and I will run over!!
>>768829544
cant do that its illegal
If I come over and smoke, we’re banging now
>>768829516
Y are these all so fake
Holy shit... It wasn't exactly what dubs said, but it scored tits..
Now go fuck her, dumbass.
>>768829591
Roll
>>768829579
Being in a relationship isn't illegal.
>>768829591
roll
Will you finger my asshole and pretend your uncle steve
>>768829591
Rolleroni
Sooo... Ya like anal?
>>768829516
Seeing your tots really makes me miss my ex boyfriend.
Fist my asshole?
>>768829516
Doesnt look like Janet Jackson
>>768829591
cmon OP needs this
Go wash your vag, I'm coming to split you in half
>>768829591
roll op go fuck her faggot
>>768829591
winrar check it
>>768829516
I think I'm gay. Can we just be friends?
>>768829591
reroll.jpeg
>>768829591
For you, op, roll
Your tits remind me of the holocaust.
>>768829544
Oman
I want to tongue Puch you in the fart box while you finger nine, shove a Sharpie up your ass and send me a pic now
Do you need allergy medics for those mosquito bites
>>768829591
I bless the dubs down in Africa
>>768829778
Roll
Woof
>>768829591
DUBS ROLL
>>768829789
Reroll
>>768829799
WINRAR OP GETS SOME PUSS
>>768829799
Winrar
>>768829764
Reroll!
how much $ you want?
>>768829591
Roll
>>768829799
WILIN
>>768829516
I think you have the wrong idea. My real name is OP. I love sucking cock. It seems you are sadly lacking in this department.
Cock I mean.
The cock department.
You don't have one.
>>768829799
Winrar
We exist together now, two corpses in one grave...
>>768829851
Roll
God speed faggots im going
>>768829933
/thread go get some
>>768829933
Im kidding im gay
>>768829851
My real name is OP. I love dicks. You've made a mistake, being born without one.
>>768829933
Fakest thread ever
>>768829967
Reroll
>>768829933
/B/ THE GREAT MATCHMAKER
I'm bringing my strap on too ;)
>>768829933
Can i bring a friend to watch
>>768829933
Problem is, I recently cut off my dick to protest Trump. I'm an illegal alien, a faggot, a degenerate, and a whore. Where do we go from here?
I've been training my moves on my mother so prepare for a real tumble.
Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?
>>768829933
I'm more into trannies and dudes though. I'd prefer if you brought tha dick if you know what I'm saying?
Send her this pls
>>768830088
Dub-dubs
>>768829933
Mind if we meet in the forest. We can do some real Sadomasochist shit out there where no one will hear your screams. I left my last girlfriend out there.
>>768830244
U gay
>>768830232
Reroll
>>768828431
I want rough anal and you better call me daddy.
tfw watching people get pussy live and ill forever be a virgin
>>768829967
Rereroll
>>768829933
I'm going to take you to a place where they won't find you. There you'll be buried.
You will be food; nothing more...
>>768829967
Rerereroll
>>768828738
rolol
>>768829933
I'm nervous since last time I had sex with a woman, I couldn't get hard. I just stuffed it in there, all floppy and flaccid. I cried. She left me. I might just stick to guys.
>>768830400
kek
>>768829591
rello
first we kill the chickens and the watermelons. then the niggers shall starve and crawl back into slavery
>>768830400
Ayy lmao
>>768830435
Nigger how the fuck do you kill a watermelon?
>>768830400
It's not that I'm gay. It's just that when I smoke, I only get hard when I touch another wiener. So we will have to pick one. Either floppy flaccid sex, or smoking weed. I can't do both, with a woman, since I am OP.
>>768830642
herbicides, crop burnings
>>768830642
Same way you kill anything else.
>>768830756
Reroll
>>768828819
trips is also dubs faget
“... I think we should break up”
>>768830870
Reroll
>>768830896
One last try then I kms
>>768830400
Or we could try cutting you up. That is the only other thing, other than cock, that really gets me hard. Pain, torment, screaming, blood, you know? The works. It not that I'm gay. Weed does this to me.
>>768831111
Glorious quad get!
Deliver OP.
Tell her what you want!
