waifu
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waifu
still here
>>768820424
Haruhi's iconic nap
>>768820424
sorry goodnight
faris reporting in
I AMA fortune teller, ask me anything.
Whoever said the repost of a repost thing, yeah fair
>>768820707
Fuck you.
>>768820707
what does the future hold?
>>768820873
It says that Shitzuru will be browsing waifu on the toilet when he gets massively TRIGGERED by shitposters, he will then have a heart attack and drown in his own toilet while farting uncontrollably.
>>768820586
>>768820613
how long are you going to keep this up
>>768820952
highly unlikely and since we're in no way related i concur you're a fraud since his death doesnt influence my future in any way.
>The only person that sort of played along with your kindergarten level shitposting isn't going along with it anymore and you are now not just an idiot, but a lonely idiot
Sad.
First thing I do when I wake up is listen to the sound of shitzuru crying. Then I have breakfast, basedbeans of course. After I eat I have my shower where I listen to the sound of shitzuru crying again. As a cleanser, I like to go for a run where I typically listen to a lighter album like shitzuru pouting or even shitzuru getting flustered. When I get back it's lunch time and I'll listen to the sound of shitzuru crying while I mash my basedbeans. While I eat I like to enjoy a nice documentary, specifically one about the holy trinity. Following that extended screen time I like to keep my mind sharp with some reading. So I'll read and interpret the lyrics to the sound of shitzuru crying, of course I have the album playing in the background so I'm 100% focused.
By now my day is going pretty good and I usually want to share it with somebody else. So I'll call up some friends to hang out. We like to play basketball, play tabletop RPGS and watch movies together but mostly we listen to the sound of shitzuru crying. After we all listen to the album together in our listening circle we head back to my place for dinner where I serve up a mean basedbean. Just for the sake of ambiance, I'll play the sound of shitzuru crying in the background. Dinner conversation tends to be lively as we each share our favorite moments from the sound of shitzuru crying.
My friends go home after this and while it was fun, it's time to prepare for another big day tomorrow. I'm only human so pardon me if this is graphic but I do enjoy a bit of masturbation before I sleep. I'm not really adventurous, I masturbate to vanilla, lesbian sex and oral but mostly just the sound of shitzuru crying. Following that I clean myself up and unwind with a bit of music; the sound of shitzuru crying being my favorite. That's when I hop into the shower for a brief and relaxing warmth, I'm pretty clean by now I just want to ease up my muscles. Then it's time for bed. Being something of an audiophile I like to listen to music while I sleep. After I hit play to start up the the sound of shitzuru crying I drift to sleep.
Are you trying to insult me, or kill me by cringing at you? It's hard to tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVoAEErupwc
>>768821935
>>768821965
>>768821997
Shizoozoo is probably tying the noose as we speak
>>768822389
Shitzuru is so weak, he thinks shitposters are trying to kill him
SAD
>>768822723
>>768822608
these are 2 different people
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>768822608
>>768822723
I hear screenshots are definitive proof that things happened and aren't in any way capable of being messed with.
>>768823224
This, I photoshopped a screencap of this thread to make it look as if most of the shitposting was just me and it was very easy.
>>768823711
based
>>768823711
Did you really waste your time in PS? You can just inspect element or literally just use the feature the plugin gives you.
>>768820707
Will I end up going out with Jamie?
>>768823889
well shit, I'm not good at coding and Photoshop is what I'm good with, how do I do it with the plugin?
>>768824119
Pull down the arrow on the right of your post number, tick the checkbox that says "You".
woof!
>>768824119
First, get a standard calculus text and dive in. You should also get linear algebra and discrete math books as well; make sure the discrete text is proof based.
Once you're a couple chapters in to your discrete book (you will want to have covered basic proposition and higher order logic, and basic proofs), you may begin learning programming and computer architecture. As a litmus test, if you don't know what this statement is
∀P((0∈P∧∀i(i∈P-->i+1∈P))-->∀n(n∈P))
you aren't ready to take the reins of a computer.
Now, forget what you do know about computer programming:
First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.
By this time you should be finished with your calculus (up to advanced integration techniques and vector basics), discrete, and linear algebra, and are ready for the next wave of math: abstract algebra, analysis, multivariate and vector calculus, and, after you have progressed a way in those, topology.
Finally, you become familiar with topoi, and study the internal logic of categories
then familiarize yourself with (general) type theory, and its applications to programming. I also recommend studying how to reformulate mathematics in terms of globular categories for use in automatic theorem proving, because there is an inherent programming-like 'feel' to it.
>>768820483
Tomo?
>>768823134
goodnight cutie
>>768824236
goodnight cutie <3
>>768824233
Thanks copy-pasting all those (you)'s was an absolute waste of time.
>>768824290
I'm pretty sure this is a copy-pasta but thanks
Hello there. I'm new to this.
>>768824708
not me, unless you're sleep soon
i'll be up for another 5 hours roughly
>>768825034
How do affairs go?
>>768824949
i misquoted, whoops. no clue how i misquoted that far off...
>>768824708
>>768823134
>>768825034
you're nice.....in bed
>>768825176
no worries!
>>768824930
Cute waifu
>>768824930
Hello Makina poster.
>>768825215
Why is she biting fingers and drooling? Does she have awootism?
>>768825487
just being a good pet and listening to her master<3
>>768825127
I'm walking to the store and back rn
>>768825215
Cute pic and lewd
Claiming best girl.
Morning.
>>768825541
Why the teary eyes then?
>>768825906
cause she's getting turned on by it i guess, idk i'm not the artist
>>768825832
you're cute
>>768825832
Is the store big?
>>768826086
No but you are sweet
>>768826112
Nope. Almost home now
>52% less dead edition
Good morning / evening everybody!
>>768826296
What did you buy?
>>768825374
Thank you!
>>768821831
hi lil cute
>>768825481
Salutations!
>>768826336
52! that's better than yesterday!
>>768826734
colorer
>>768826550
Some sprite monster and chips
>>768826336
buff my stats plz
>>768826969
;__;
Tomoooo
>>768827071
do you have a headache?
>>768827139
No. My master plan failed.
shitpoast
>>768827217
And what might that have been?
>>768826920
And it's gonna get better with every day!
>>768826969
>6969
What stat is of your desire, Unkindled Ash?
>>768827310
that's good. keep it up, friend.
>>768827259
tomomato <3
>>768827259
Go to sleep early wake up early enough for it to be 10-12 in yanktime but now its 2am ;__;
>>768827310
Stamina. Health. Endurance. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT
>>768826874
How are you?
Makina's a good choice, granted i've only played through the first game.
>>768827394
Pooch pls
>>768827310
The ones that give me a tomo
>>768827361
hello
>>768827378
didnt set an alarm?
>>768827484
how's the model?
>>768827484
I did but it failed....
>>768827406
I'm doing fine at the moment! Also, great choice on your part with Shizuru. Best girl from Rewrite in my opinion.
Wby? How are you doing today?
>>768827530
i havent done anything on it but my house is now quiet. Its weird though. I like to talk when i paint.
>>768827567
Poor color. Why did you wish to wake up then?
jews juden
>>768827361
Don't worry, I will!
>>768827394
BLACK FLAME. BLACK FLAME. THAT MEANS NEW GAME+ BTICHES.
>>768827484
Hmmm.... So let it be Strength to carry a tomo to your bed (to cuddle with ofc).
>>768827673
gotcha. hope it go well <3
>>768827567
well you know the age old saying right? If at first you don't succeed, post more cutes~
>>768827703
I'm glad. you've always seemed like a nice soul, so feeling better and continuing to is good.
>>768827420
>
>>768827703
Am currently a SL 35 Bandit with +2 basscannon and gold-hemmed gear.
>>768827782
aaaaaaawoo <3
>>768827782
Dawww what does she have there, a toy?
>>768827683
nazi clothing is so sleek
>>768827703
Great now to just summon her qq
>>768827706
Thanks do you do anything for fun?
>>768827673
Erm without too much detail. boyfriend started second job so I wanted to welcome him home according to his schedule you know? Just cuz I thought It might cheer him up.
>>768827735
I suppose I can do so but I wont get a second chance with the thing I was aiming for.
>>768826969
Do you have gynecomastia?
>>768827836
Yeh. I did give a throw before heading inside.
>>768827841
studying a lot
>>768827651
I'm alright, just tired because i'm trying to fix my sleep schedule.
>>768827782
Is that a joke of sorts, giving a husky a moose?
>>768827931
I dont pick her toys
>>768827859
Rip.maybe next time?
>>768827895
I dont know?
>>768827923
ah. What do you study?
>>768828026
So many questions...
>>768828026
emergencies
>>768827751
Meh, I'm just trying not to get on everyones' nerves, that's all.
It's love anon, isn't it? How have you been? It's really good to see you still around
>>768827782
you know what they say
a CHAOS 2-HANDER AND GRASS CREST SHIELD
go for that buddy and nobody will get hurt (aside from the mobs but oh well)
>>768827841
*Summoning another phantom*
>>768828140
Already got, rung both bells, no hellkite on bridge
>>768827931
Ah, that sucks. Whenever your sleep schedule gets out of wack its terrible...
Best of luck getting that back in order!
>>768828071
about?
>>768828072
I guessed didnt want to be wrong tho heh
>>768828140
Its a roll of the dice
>>768828026
Maybe... I just hope he isnt upset :c
How are you anyway?
>>768828350
Just look at you previous post and you will see 3 (!) question marks. Think about what are they about.
>>768828140
no?
I've been fine. just had a lot of stuff to get done for the future.
>>768828350
<3
>>768828436
Probably not too bad id think. Probably tired. I was about to paint here in a bit i think.
>>768828528
Oh I thought that meant you had some from me mb. I felt like asking them i guess
>>768828542
thx!
>>768828733
I just took a shower.
>>768828733
Oh thats cool. I hope it goes good
>>768828953
a nice hot long one?
>>768828994
Me too! Its just some easy stuff for right now.
>>768829201
It doesn't seem easy to me :)
>>768829201
Short and warm.
>>768828264
You know what's next.
Sen's House of Fun.
That or if you feel brave enough go for Pinwheel with the numerous Catacombs skips.
>>768828350
No, it's the roll of the wheel of fate
>>768828542
Oh, sorry for mistaking you..
But who are you then?
I presume it was hard and important.
What do you think the future holds for you?
>>768829309
Already killed Pinwheel. Gonna farm Izalith for red shards. As Ive said, its already the Basscannon, just a +1.
>>768829283
the hardest part is making sure i didnt miss one right now lol
>>768829297
I want to get in one now. My shoulder feels tight..
>>768829309
I dont think ill be lucky then
>>768829309
I forgot to attach picture.
future is more studying and making sure I have a lot of auxiliary certifications to make my resume look good.
>>768829456
stinky ketchup toots
>>768829441
Thought it was a regular +1, I fucked up big time
Slvl35 Anal Rodeo/Sen's invasions is what you got in your mind?
>>768829456
Luck may be a lady tonight
But make sure to wear the Golden Serpent Ring and the Symbol of Avarice. Also, leveling up Luck can also help you
>>768829604
Thus my confusion
Well, med studies have that thing in common as far as I heard. What is your speciality?
>>768829935
Not yet. Gonna get more Chaos soon.
>>768829848
....
>>768829935
I dont know. I still want to have the rest of the stats to protect them and im not confident in the one luck scaling weapon
>>768829935
working towards paramedic. this weekend I'll be doing a bunch of national incident management certifications and spending time researching others, alongside getting registered for the next part of my program.
>>768824930
an oddly specific request, but what you please try to avoid any spoiler-y talk or images of makina? thank you
>>768830040
More Chaos is always a good idea.
>>768830069
Not surprised, Luck is only good when you're in the Darkmoon Covenant (inside jokes all the way down).
Quality is the way these days. Also, the better you look the more defense you have. That's DS3 for ya.
>>768830151
Damn, ambitious. At least here as it's damn hard to get there.
So a busy weekend incoming? I wish you the best of luck. Blessing of the Moon upon your journey
>>768826861
hi
>>768830548
would you*
>>768830571
the only part I'm worried about is starting IVs, really. I'm bad with needles.
>>768830571
Make poise great again
>>768830684
You afraid of them or just afraid of hurting someone with them?
>>768830743
Go back to the good DS then
>or just buy the Remaster
it sucks balls unless you're a console only player
>>768830802
Close
>>768830885
Gee funny thing i had a hankering to play one a bit ago so i went on to steam like oh ill pay 20 bucks or whatever to find that i cant buy it on steam
>>768830885
afraid in general. let another class draw blood at one point, and I nearly ended up passing out.
apparently it's not too uncommon in this field and once you have to mess with them a lot, you get used to it.
>>768830990
Practice on your family.
>>768831149
we actually practice on classmates to start.
>>768831268
Some more practice on your unwilling brother or sister, or the neighbour's kid will help.
getting on PC, n00t pls don't ban ;-;
>>768830980
They finally locked it? Well, fuck.
Online keys went up in price so the only way you can get it cheap is find a boxed version.
If I find one somewhere here I can get it for you, it's about $10 in shops here so not that much.
>>768830990
Well, shit, sounds bad. And it's understandable, I don't think anybody likes that, it's..... ugh, just no.
But I hope you'll overcome your fear soon enough.
If it'll help you could try practicing on yourself with some hard drugs, then the feeling of fear will be replaced with excitement for getting high so it's technically a plus.
>>768831494
id happily pay for it if you stumble across it.
bed
>>768831466
all the supplies are in the classroom and inventoried, though.
>>768831494
it shouldn't be a total disaster, just a few weeks of stress. just like everything else
no drugs.
I want my wife to be blacked!
>>768831578
sweet dreams!
>>768831578
Just grab some. No one will notice who took those. I'm sure.
Nights.
>>768831566
As far as I see in online shops they stopped selling it at al, but I should be able to grab it at a local supermarket when they sell games from time to time. I'll keep you in mind and will try to look for it for ya.
>>768831578
Hope they'll go easy on you.
Nighty night, sleep tight.
>>768831856
Dont try to hard i mean i could just wait for remaster eventually after i get total warhammer 2
>>768831940
>buying the remaster
https://imgur.com/a/zdLXT
please refrain from heresy
Warhammer 2 looks pretty Nito tho. Too bad it costs $70..
>>768831856
Yeah, turns out I need to kill Pika and Snorlax before I can farm more CHAOS. Forgot that little fact. Welp, I guess its Four Kings time directly after grabbing some Lordvessel.
>>768832281
I cant get the original. I want to play as tomb kings!!!
>>768832381
RIght, the Asylum Demon fire reskin is a thing too, I forgot.. Welp, don't forget that you need to pet a dog first if you want to get to the Fun Londo Ruins.
>>768832442
And that's the worst part of life.
Why?
>>768831609
>I wonder who could be behind this post
>>768832793
Why you remind me I have to poke pupper.
>>768832793
sexy sexy legs. Because the models i build are skelemans
It's 3 AM and I want to fucking die.
Rem claimed
>>768834078
https://youtu.be/EQD_QoZt-AY
>>768834223
Same
>>768834432
Too bad Giant Dad won't be viable in DSR
>>768834540
>playing DSR
0 alive and stuff
>>768834572
It'll be fun to thrash the new blood on ps4 that came from ds2/3/bloodborne
>>768834628
Socks please! How is your chest?
just passing by
>>768834655
But the remaster is S H I T
>>768834811
Wanna gimme a pc that'll run ds in 60fps?
>>768834687
Here ya go.
The wound of the surgery is doing well. My chest is doing shit..
>>768834754
Cute
>>768834899
I need money for that, and Ill need 2 PCs. So I need 2 moneys. Laptop isnt running DS1 at 60 rn.
>>768834955
I bet it runs better than my hot trash comp running it on 15fps
>>768834942
Thank you! Glad half of it is well at least. What is it doing?
>>768835026
Ive been booted off online mode in Blighttown. Had a frame drop down to about 10.
>>768835059
The wound is closed. And almost healed I'd say. Still can't stretch and stuff but it's fine so far.
My chest still has this pain which I don't know where it's coming from
>>768835193
It really do be that way sometimes
>>768833268
Poking pupper is good for the soul.
Especially the sounds he makes
>>768833629
Ikr, dem legs
I don't into Warhammer but skelemans sound spooky af
>>768834811
>check
this guy fucking gets it
>>768834899
>checked
also anything that wasn't made in the Stone Age will run it as silky smooth 60fps, come on
>>768835205
Im sorry that really blows.
>>768835397
Would squeeze! Its my undead spooky boi army
>>768835397
2014 computer, silky smooth my ass
>>768835493
Im thinking about doing a CT scan. But.. Dunno
>>768835836
Why not?
>>768835493
Grab dis then
Well, sounds spooky enough to win anything
Is WH hard to get into?
>>768835682
2015 laptop, static 60fps with full HD texture mods. Fite me
>>768836292
Bring it bitch
>>768836292
2013 laptop. Variant 15-60 dps depending on where I look.
>>768835932
Might just be overreacting or stuff
>>768836379
i'll bash yer forhead in i swear on me mum
>>768836618
Well, Bighttown does that to people
Also i7 4'th gen, 16 Gigs of RAM and GTX 960M 4GB, so that's where I get all the frames
>>768836292
Would love to! Kinda. It helps to have friends
>>768836741
Well if it still hurts after a week or two maybe do it?
>>768836793
1st gen i7, 8 GB ram and 720M 2GB (I think 2GB).
