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>>768818474
What the fuck
>>768819121
Nice to see different shit isnt it?
>>768818474
Whaaaat
>>768818499
fuck
>>768819402
Damm, drug deal gon bad?
Or epic failnof a carjacking?
>>768818433
What the fuck, what an entitled prick. Whatever they're fighting about does it really require you to literally throw your shit at someone?
>>768819661
Well excuse me, but havent you noticed, back in the day they stoped us from euthanizing the stupid and mentaly fucked, so were stuck with crazy shit flingers
>>768818433
i wish that was Andy Sixx and the floor was my thorat
>>768818499
That's what you get for smoking.
>>768818474
is this commonplace in spic countries? fucking retarded spic niggers that kid is young enough to be traumatized
inb4 snowflake fagot
>>768818561
Love that documentary.
>>768820251
what did smoking have to do with it fgt?
>>768818433
Wacky Canadians
>>768820431
>t. butthurt smoker
NO WEBMS!!!!! GIFS ONLY!!!!!
>>768818474
What the fuck is wrong with black people, man?
>>768820417
Ahahahaahahaa, he's the protege to flipper boy.
>>768818433
Whaahahahaaa the fuck just happened.. hahaha
>>768820431
Those were cigarettes laced with agent orange. aka nerve gas
>>768820416
Eddie is such a sympathetic guy. Everyone else in the movie is a dumb nigger, but he is extremely bright. Africa wouldn't be where it is now if it was filled with Eddies.
>>768818474
A new superhero is born
>>768819301
Top dog
>>768820627
Yeah you can tell he just really enjoys logistics, seeing everything come together. But I wonder why he accepted the assignment in the first place.
>>768820623
nerve gas is a hell of a drug.
>>768819695
Broken neck?
>>768819629
i believe white boy was robbing him, i forget , saw it a long time ago any sauce on this>>768819402
sir?
>>768820417
>>768818527
did that thing just malfunction? or was the guy a retard?
>>768818499
>Working with electricity barefoot
>>768820416
What documentary is it from?
>>768818433
lol wut. there's something you don't see every day.
>>768818433
>>768820946
The sheer dread that must have set in for him fills my heart with joy. Fuck that filthy chink.
>>768818561
I love the webm where the chink is complaining about a tape measure not working and the darkie hilariously points out it was a made in China.
Chinks are literally dumber than niggers
>>768821025
He had a light lunch.
>>768821139
hoping he died myself
>>768821048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a-QpyF7rNc
There you go fella.
>>768818499
what happened in this one?
is this pic worth this thread?
>>768821437
Nerve gas
>>768818433
>>768821364
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>768821611
>>768818474
MUST HAVE AUDIO
Anybody got the one with the two martial artists, the one dude gets his back broken?
Link for the hardcore ones, webm doesn't do justice. The screams make this more fucked up.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1467487024
>>768821853
i got ya covered fam
>>768821611
nice pasta
NjkdZH8
>>768821728
Like it
>>768818474
Reason why I hate niggers #32537326854
>>768822044
drank bluepurp?
>>768822044
Black absinthe? Either way looks like something from a George Romero movie.
>>768822044
story?
>>768818499
final destination level shit right there
>>768822232
Girl get sick, oh no bleargh
>>768818561
What doc is this?
>>768818433
>>768822175
liquid nerve gas
>>768820623
Can someone explain?
>>768822641
The bass dropped
>>768821609
BASED KID
>>768822641
Had a fit coincidentaly after doing that.
>>768822744
nawwww, fuck me thats some higher power shit
>>768822305
>>768822232
It's probably charcoal pills, and she drank way too much and ended up puking it up as it dissolved.
>>768818561
What doc??
>>768818433
i guess they should have let her use the bathroom huh?
>>768818474
Aw, the little dude keeps on cutting the cake
>>768818433
And they say evolution is bullshit...
>>768820946
> chinese
they really are this fucking retarded.
>>768818604
This is it anon.
I have been on this site every day for 9 years.
I have seen every rekt, gore, fucked up thread,post under the sun.
But this, of all things is the first thing I couldnt finish watching. As someone who has ripped off eye skin accidentally, I had to close this right away.
I applaud you.
>>768823952
Well that was popular in rekt threads last year...
>>768824114
yeah I was thinking that too, that one's been around for quite a while...
>>768824114
>that small bit of pride you feel when someone still posts webms you converted years later
>>768820846
Probably get electrocuted
>>768820823
Wymn in a nutshell
>>768825021
She's probably told him a million fucking times
>>768822044
Ketamine + alcohol = black vomit
>>768822044
WTF happened to her? Holy shit is she possessed?
>>768820206
kek
>>768822044
Its green not black. WTF did she drink/smoke/whatever?
>>768820627
I always thought highly of that one nigger, he speaks chinese, english and whatever gibberish they babble in their village.
>>768824668
That nigger went to jail for attempted murder with a weapon
>>768824668
Yea man, when that md5 sum lines up, it's pretty sweet.
>>768818527
Lost
>>768818604
What the fuck would possess somebody to do this!?
>>768818433
Lol I absolutely did not see that plot twist coming
>>768819301
One punch man exists!
>>768819849
I think it was being electrocuted pobably licked the empty light socket, cats can be fucking retarted
>>768820417
I thought they strapped explosives on retards in muslim countries.
>>768825312
Damn... this is why you let go of the gas pedal, kids.
>>768820807
What a fucking champion...
>>768820652
You misspelled villain
>>768819301
One punch man
>>768818433
>>768826225
Wish he woulda hit the nigger harder and not broke the fall with his legs
>>768821940
I gotta get a lucky punch like this on a nigger sometime.
>>768822501
>>768823813
>the hand gesture like he never thought it would happen and its the car washes fault
>>768821611
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a-QpyF7rNc [Embed]
fucking kys reposting reddit faggot
>>768826401
This one just freaks me the fuck out. I honestly can't watch it. Gruesome shit His heads been sliced a little to the left, it's not straight! Fuck it triggers me. Pay attention whichever dude it is whose job it to cut people's heads in half. Some of us have OCD.
>>768825908
>you met me at a very strange time in my life
>>768818433
Dats hot. Would open arms to accep-t feces from hottie!!!!
>>768821099
Well, maybe *you* don't...
>>768826314
Always wear seat belts.
>>768825860
Ten seconds later I bet he pukes up still-alive fish
>>768826132
Aw the bear's just rescuing him and taking him to safety. Good job, bear!
>>768823287
still pissed we are letting the fuckers that did this shit back into Canada.
>>768821937
Noice
>>768818474
Didndus gonna didndu.
>>768825188
no.
it's probably charcoal
>>768818499
He lived
>>768827597
>>768825188
unactivated charcoal.
>>768825908
Good way to get a day off work.
>>768818527
he ded ?
>>768821940
That's what dead cows look like in the side of the road when they blow up.
>>768818433
Lol that happened in a mall about 5 minutes from my hg AMA
>>768818474
whats going on here?
>>768827298
You have a lot more problems in Cuckistan than just a few isis murderers.
Like Trudeau for example.
>>768818474
that's some daddyofive shit right there
>>768818433
that sort of shit scars you for life sad
>>768828163
What other disgusting shit like this has happened in Langley lately? It's all spilling over from Surrey.
>I'm just over the bridge fam, Pitt Meadows here.
>>768818527
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1rZDp2lwVs#
>>768821611
>>768819402
White dude tried driving off with weed, wrecks car. Fucking white people are worst than niggers sometimes.
>>768827739
hot send more
>>768820846
No, like legit the cat just got its head stuck in the lamp
>>768818433
I lost.
>>768818604
Lost
>>768820520
Butthurt iPhone huh.
>>768822044
happens when you get shot in the liver i think
>>768821437
He fell down after touching a metal thingy, when he fell on the watery thing that looks like water (presumably water), he has a convulsion and dies in what seems to be an electric shock due to water's conductivity.
>>768829221
I hope the snake ate the person filming this :D
>>768828694
This.... actually looks delicious.
>>768819301
>knocks rando chingchong the fuck out with one punch
*i better go confront him and gently shove him in the arm*
>get knocked the fuck out
>>768821048
Kingdom of dust or kingdom of sand, something like that
>>768829519
Sauce
>>768819661
monkeybusiness.avi
>>768823216
This
The only logic.
>>768826132
As they run through the forest, "Rrrrrape time —yells Pooh at Pigglet— and hahahappy times!"
"Rrrrrreeeeeeeee —ply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight— bitch!"
>>768828163
what happened?
>>768819301
he really doesnt like that shoe
>>768825959
That's America.
>>768818433
>Posts an Asain pooping.
Thinks it's rekt.
>asians poop all the time man. how is your game?...
>>768822279
funking dumb chinks never learned stop drop and roll
>>768825959
>Typical isolated idiotic southernfag or armyfag doesn't know that most american states have muslims, chinese, vietnamese, indians, africans, europeans, jews, whites, etc.
Low_IQ.gif
>>768825312
One hell of a kick
>>768818474
https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737031/amp/Indonesian-birthday-boy-drenched-egg-yolk-cutting-cake.html
>>768829398
>What are the basic laws of nature?
>>768830758
>Don't be gay.
>Don't be on this chan.
>>768826354
I GOT THE DOZER
>>768825312
Akira.mpeg
>>768825312
Must've been a white guy.
>>768830614
and one hell of a kek
>>768825860
i has questions
>>768824668
This filthy shit is named kane millsaps
He was sentenced to 9 years in prison for this sucker punch.
They did not even know each other
>>768830542
I-Is this bait?
>>768818474
How To Basic is getting really dark
>>768818474
this is so fucking wrong.
the kid is so happy about the cake and then this shit is happening
how would he understand if even i can't
>>768818499
smoking kills
>>768826564
>when you are still learning to aloha snackbar
>>768821025
There's this thing called wind...
>>768831163
>>768827889
looks like he just falled in the water.i think he is not kill
>>768818561
>>768823144
>>768822310
The doc is called Empire of Dust
Oh my god
ok. those arabs need to be exterminated. maga 2020
>>768832011
Thank you!!!!
>>768831376
I don't think he's baiting you unless you're the moron that posted the original stupidity.
>>768827889
its only water.
>>768819301
fuck outta here
>>768826401
>>768826885
Oh, /b/, why do i love thee?
Because someone's complaining NOT about the human head sliced in half, but about the fact that the slice is off center.
>>768818731
this anon gets it. this is true rekt
>>768819695
fuckin retards broke its neck
>>768826354
fuck you autist
>>768826401
fuck you lonely mofo
>>768821146
Wut?
>>768827739
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>768827739
fuck you no mom
>>768827739
what is this?
>>768822279
This was the first death I ever am sad was telling a friend about it just the other day
>>768832646
How to get those out? Pooping? Topkek
>>768823952
It's make up nigga good make up
Ascend well, Aardwolf.
>>768821728
Bulshit plus you can see the water level.
>Fakenews.
>>768820206
Terrible Grammar. Should be 'Cunt's Fucked'. Fucking Aussies.
>>768830111
LOL
>>768818731
fuuccccckkkkkkk!
>>768820807
Wtf! Why are they mutilating his dick!
>>768826354
Was he ok
>>768832999
Ascend well, Aardwolf.
>>768822744
that's a dancer. his name's bboy cloud. it's a stunt he does.
>>768826314
Damn that was like 13 skips most I ever got was 7
>>768822044
She's from Chile, got on the news, she just drank that shit black vodka, that's all
>>768829375
jeez, my nightmare.
You can see her spine breaking
>>768831360
That makes me real happy, if you wanna sucker punch someone, hope you get sucker raped in jail
>>768831360
ty for the info
>>768819695
Lmao the cat an-hero'd because it could take those girl and thier bullshit
>>768825312
fuck motorcylists
>>768820417
He established dominance by looking the person recording and continuing
>>768822641
All that phosphorus to the dome ain't good for you
>>768819695
They remind me of those 3 ninjas movie
>>768833161
Have seen posted dude raped a chick. That was his punishment.
Can't confirm it because, well, this is /b/, but I expect it's true because, well, Africa.
>>768832387
I get you. I mean shits nasty and all, but I just wish they got it right. After seeing this I am so not gonna donate my body to science. I deserve better treatment than that.
>>768833718
Fuck you neckbeard you mad because its physically impossible for your huge fagget ass to be a motorcyclist
>>768828163
let me guess. they wouldn't let her use the bathroom because she is no customer.
>>768827739
reallly
>>768827739
fake url
.onion.clossy
can't exist
>>768834200
Think it was cause drunk homeless nigger was sleeping in bathroom and workers were to PC to do anything
>>768818604
I'm not watching this one again...
Everytime i remove my contact lenses i think of that video
>>768818433
dramp
>>768821736
She doesn't like baldies
Can y'all stfu and keeping posting them recks ?? Sorry y'all ain't got no life's and depend on social interaction on here .
>>768819695
This one is better with sound, the cat sound like it's dying. But he only had his head stuck and was alright after that.
>>768821140
lol japs/chinks & gooks are pretty nigger like TBS
