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> Best sexual experiences
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>>768805282
Explain this photo
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Fingering my best friends car in the mom of his back
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OP HAS BEEN REPORTED PLEASE BAN.
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>>768805509
why?
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>>768805355
> be me and friends
> I invite femanon over to dorm
> alcohol
> friend secretly turns webcam on
> I start fucking gril
> one of my friends joins in for a minute and then finishes
> I continue fucking
> save vid and upload to internet
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>>768805941
where b vid?
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Enjoy being banned pedo. I reported your sick ass.
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>>768806113
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=778060222
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>>768805282
>get drunk with girl
>come back to mine
>I'm pretty smashed
>hop into bed ready to get some comfy times with sleep
>look over she's undressing
>kinda wanna sleep
>she hops into bed
>she starts blowing my whiskey dick
>could use some sleep lady
>hops on my dick and is fucking herself with it
>asks me to fuck her from behind
>dick turns into a cooked nöödle
>just slap her ass cheek with it while laughing
>lay back down, repeat dick suck and fuck
>cum in her
>fall asleep
>worry.jpg for the next week about making a baby

You said worst, right?
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I met this girl ... she smiled ... yada yada yada ... i came .... she woke up ... best family reunion
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Happened in the 90s.right after my exwife left me for a younger man,I got Sweet revenge even though it took a few years to pull it off. by Fucking my ex’s sister (on video) because she always wanted too.And I got her drunk while listening to how heartbroken I was by her sister.Then fucking her 18 year old daughter (on video) because it would piss off mommy and I paid her $1000 (mostly because of the $1000) Then because I had been fucking her sister on and off, I found out her boyfriend had a drug problem. I used that information into blackmailing my ex wife into letting me (hate) fuck her (on video) while I made her watch the videotape of me fucking her sister and the one of me fucking her daughter.hands down best experience ever,fucking her while she cried and cursed at me.I have never cum that hard since
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>>768807109
if this is accurate ... then all i can say is that's "perfect!"
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>>768807109
>mfw reading this
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>>768807414
I thought so myself
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>>768805418
Huh? Is that English?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY&persist_app=1&app=m
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>>768807665
be kinda interesting to watch explained that way wouldn't it
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>>768805418
AHHHH!!!! BACKWARDS LANGUAGE!! LANGUAGE OF THE DEVIL!!!
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i think that's drunkspeak
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>>768805282
Shipping out for Army BCT in 3 weeks. Wife brings home two of the strippers she works with. Up all night doing coke and fucking.
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>be in highschool
>having friend stay over
>he brings rum and we secretly do shots when my family has gone to bed
>get drunk and boisterous
>play strip blackjack because we're drunk so it seemed like a good idea
>I'm cheating and get caught
>we start wrestling
>we both get hard
>he touches mine and I touch his
>turns into handjobs
>turns into brojobs
>turns into ramming his arsehole and saying "Shhh!" a lot so my parents don't hear him moaning
>turns into awkward morning after

Our friendship ended over that, but I've never felt so alive as I was during my first time.
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>>768805418

>tfw I forgot how to read
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>Fucking a stacked emo chick in a movie theater during a screening of The Amazing Spider
>One night stand with a big titty Jewish girl in a hotel bathroom with our dates drunkenly passed out in the room
>Getting blown on Halloween by a busty 18 year old dressed as a Crayola crayon. My gf walked in on this scene.
>Fucking my highschool gf in an open field/deserted park, only to realize a group 12-14 year old boys were watching/filming us.
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>>768805282
I fucked one of my ex's sisters while she was asleep in the next room.
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>>768806228
You're retarded. She looks legal age
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My wife and I are in our late twenties with three children. She confessed that she had been having a year-long affair with her boss. Her friends and colleagues have been calling me a ‘cuck’ for months.
Our oldest son’s best friend’s mother works with my wife. He overheard his parents talking about it and told our son. Our son hasn’t spoken more than two words at a time to his mother since.
She doesn’t want our other two children to hate her. She gave up her job and became a stay-at-home mother.
I hate her so much it makes me sick. I only feel better when I make her cuckold me.

>it’s almost midnight. Kids are in bed
>wife is in the kitchen when I get home
>her face falls when she sees I have brought someone with me
>met him on CL. Been drinking beers with him for hours
>she doesn’t say anything. She knows the drill. She goes up stairs
>we follow. I hear his belt buckle jingle as he unfastens it from behind me
>we get to our bedroom and she’s already sitting on the bed, eyes on the floor
>there is an armchair across the room. I take my seat
>“Let’s begin.” I say calmly
>his jeans drop and he instigates oral sex
>after a minute he pulls her head away so he can pull off her shirt
>gropes her tits
>flips her over, lifts her skirt and pulls off her panties
>he roughly mounts and penetrates her but she doesn’t make a sound
>she lies limply on her belly, looking me right in the face with her dead eyes
>he finishes and pulls up his jeans
>shake his hand and tell him we should do this again
>wife hasn’t moved the whole time
>walk him downstairs and bid him a goodnight
>return upstairs. She’s redressing and sitting up on her side of the bed
>climb into bed and turn out the light
>she sits in the dark, motionless. Some nights I hear soft crying but not tonight
>fall asleep with this warm, satisfying feeling in my gut

I haven’t had sex since the confession. There’s no way I’m fucking that filthy whore.
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>>768805282
4some with 3 teen girls 16 and under when I was in college. Best night of my life by far
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>>768810865
Words of a deranged person.. Like you'd ever have children snd a wife hahahah
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>>768810290
>Fucking a stacked emo chick in a movie theater during a screening of The Amazing Spider-Man
>Getting blown on Halloween by a busty 18 year old dressed as a Crayola crayon. My gf walked in on this scene.
>Fucking my highschool gf in an open field/deserted park, only to realize a group 12-14 year old boys were watching/filming us.

I've got pics of these three girls. Nothing of the big titty Jew. Who do you want to see, anons?
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>>768813024
gf from the field
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>>768813449
any particular reason why?
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>>768813516
because I want to see her fucking tits
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>>768805282
My right hand.
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>>768810865
Hey do you have a Kik?
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>be me
>dating a young chick
>every time before sex i get high
>make her say "beep-beep taxi, beep-beep taxi, this is my rap and I'm Lika MC" during the intercourse
>thought this was funny back then (still do)
>she hated saying that shit, but still did it, because thought we had LOVE
>we break up, years pass
>remember its her birthday
>text her "beep-beep taxi, beep-beep taxi, this is my rap and I'm Lika MC"
>imagine her face after she matured and realized how retarded this was
>mfw
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I've had an orgy, three foursomes, four threesomes (ironic I know), and my all time favorite four girls in one night.

Which would you like to hear?
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>>768810865
you people keep using that word. none of you seem to know what cuckold means. its definitely not what is going on in this story.
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>>768813548
Here you go anon
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>>768805282
>>768805941

Enjoy either:

a) Deluding yourself until one day the reality of your sociopathic behavior catches up to you and you blow your brains out

b) Deluding yourself until one day the reality of your sociopathic behavior catches up to you and you atone and stop being a degenerate waste of life (I'm hoping for this one, you current shit stain)

c) Your unchanging chemical imbalance that is preventing you from seeing the affect you have in other peoples lives by being selfish waste of life leading you to a few decades of only shallow social interaction with your life crescendo-ing with an eventual public shooting suicide combo that will be in the news for exactly one day before being forgotten.

Most of all though I hope you enjoy the praise you'll get from the other degenerates in this thread because that shit is fleeting and empty as fuck.

You're a piece a shit homie.
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Fucked my girlfriend in grade 10 who was in grade 9 at her house while we skipped both after lunch classes because both of her parents were working that day. Didn't realize her 12 year old sister was home sick, she walked in on us and kept watching. Girlfriend, jokingly asked her if she wanted to join in, expecting to freak her out or something, but she did. And the both of them took turns eating my dick and she taught/trained her how to suck me off, When I came both of their tongues were sliding all around my cock trying to get every drop. Shit was so cash. My girlfriend said I wasn't "allowed to fuck her" but I could use her mouth anytime I wanted. The next weekend we did the same thing and we 69'ed eachother, she was trying to deep throat me while I fingered her clit and tongued her anus, at first she was a bit nervous but then got addicted to having her ass licked out. A year later when I was 17 we ended up breaking up because she started getting really crazy (who saw that coming right?) and started leaving voice mails demanding exactly, 700 dollars for an abortion, even though Where I live they are 100% free. A mutual friend eventually came to me and said she wanted it to buy drugs, so I fucked off and never spoke to her again, or her sex crazed sister.
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> be me worked in a topless club
> had nothing to do, went to work just to drink
> one of my regulars was there. Kept buying each other drinks
> too drunk to drive
> one of the dancers took me to her place.
> I just wanted to sleep
> she: a hot fucking red head with C Naturals
> watching tv on her bed, we start making out
> she starts blowing me.
> HOLY fuck she had some serious suction
> she would just hover over the tip, suck, and stroke to her lips
> she swallowed
> then we started at it
> I could not cum
> each time I would start to climax, I would lose it
> but stayed hard
> felt everything,
> probably at it for an hour or so
> finally blew my load... got about 3 hours of sleep
> when I woke up in the morning I had hickies on my cock
> best night ever
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>>768815315

Are you really that angry about not getting laid?
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>>768813024
emo girl nigga
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Fucked a girl in public during a rave a dragoncon.

If anyone noticed, they didn't say anything. Was -rad as fuck- and I wish more of life could be like this.
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>>768816177
>dragoncon
are you morbidly obese? was she?
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>>768810865
I've never understood how this kind of thing could be enjoyed by anyone in your position, until now. Your story has finally made me understand. Thank you, Anon.
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bump. good thread.
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>>768816145
Why and what are you anticipating she looks like?
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>>768807109

whoah...
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>>768816076

Everyone can get laid.. it's about getting a higher purpose out of it. You trained that bitch to be a hoe for a future husband anon. GJ.
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Ironically, it would take longer to greentext this:

Ex gf lived in a house where there was a bathroom at the end of a very short hall/space across from the living room. Family is watching tv and gf decides to go in bathroom and do makeup, makes up excuse for me to come in with her. Family tells her to shut the door because the light flooding in the living room was distracting; I proceed to bend her over the sink, rip her pants down, fuck her pussy raw, and cum in her mouth. She had such a freaky look in her eyes while I came, it was probably the hottest experience I've had.

Also, semi-cuckqueaned that same ex: she found out I had this obsession with another girl and somewhere in the process of comforting her and trying to make her stop crying we ended up fucking while I talked about this other girl. Not sure how I pulled that off, I'm pretty proud of it.
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Most exhilarating, with a freaky ex in a cemetery, even fucked on some headstones at one point. Came back the next morning and found out we were in the veterans section.

Best overall, with a FWB that ended up squirting for the first time on me. She was big in to fetish stuff, she was a lot of fun.
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>>768808374
>army
>wife works with strippers
Jesus Christ you shitsucking boot.
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>>768807109
That's awesome, good for you, anon.
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>>768816764
Leave the man alone... At least he knows his wife won't be lonely while he's deployed....
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>>768814209
I'd just like to hear how you pulled any of that shit off. What's it take, what kind of shit do you have to say? Is it smooth talk or blackmail?
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Brought a girl back to my place after going out for drinks. Get her up to my room and she tackles me after we sit down on the bed. Fuck 5 or 6 times between then and 11am the next morning. Skip the class we had together and get IHOP

>tfw I made her my girlfriend for 7 months before she left the country and I broke up with her but I still love her
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My ex knew I wanted a 3some, so she brought her 19yo lesbian cousin over on nye (I was 36). They sucked my cock, then my ex pinned down her cousin while I fucked her. It was glorious.
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>>768816749
Bruh that's just wrong
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>>768816989
Nah he's lying anyways. Blow is a vasoconstrictor, it makes staying hard an absolute bitch and even then your dick is not on top performance. Either he was pushing rope and these girls all felt bad because he's going to get his asshole Private Piledriven, or he's a baby back bitch boot who doesn't want to admit to himself that his wife is going to be fucking barbacks while he's on clerk duty in Fort Huachuca.
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I honestly think the best happened like a month ago

>be me
>have boys night every friday
>drink, maybe smoke a lil, discuss events
>everyone's gf's start attending
>my gf and my friend's gf become besties
>one week friend's gf jokes about making out with my gf
>shweet.gif
>my gf totally down
>myshock.png
>they go into room alone
>hear furious making out sounds
>fistbump.swf
>me and my boy enter room
>making out, cool
>they start laughing
>my gf says we entered too early
>leave
>wait 15 minutes
>literal hell, seems like 24 hours
>enter room
>his gf is completely nude, mine topless face deep in her pussy
>we watch them with the ocassional eye contact-smile-nod for 20 minutes
>she cums several times and they finally stop
>tfw we have been having serious talks about being swingers
>tfw had pretty shit sex life prior, now branching out and exploring kinks
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>>768816564
You're saying that shit so you can find a pic that looks like "what he anticipated" or some shit. You activated my trap card, I call bs on all your sex anon.
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>>768806288
Not wasting data on a 90s cam. Redo with at least 1080 then link fucking faggot.
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>tfw havn't been laid in 3+ yrs
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>>768805282


Post more Drake, I need to see how much you have so I can make some important decisions
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>>768807109
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Boyfriend's dad caught me and my boyfriend having sex. We both froze and just stared at him and he apologized and left. But before that he leered at me for what felt like a long time. Ever since then I had a "risky sex" fetish but sadly my BF isn't into it.
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>>768817871
Get off of my website, A.
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>>768817674
That's rough
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>>768805282
Some ex felon let me fuck his wife with him; shit was epic!
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I had a surprise threesum that is still the hottest event of my life.

I was chilling with my buddy. It's getting late and he says he wants to have a bootycall come over. I say no worries I'll take off. He says stay. I'm like nah man it'll be weird. He insists that I should stay.
Turns out he was sending her snapchats of me while we were chilling and she's down to fuck us both.
We both get head and bang her. Even DP this slut. Then she gets on her knees and says "hey did you still wanna take those pics?" To my friend. We both blow on her face and take photos.

But still wanna take photos? That to me sounds like they planned out exactly what was gonna go down, I was just lucky enough to be an accessory to their plan.
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>>768817223
Alcohol and talking dumb young girls into things when I was in high school
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>slut begged me to go out with her to the point

>she asked me to leave a party I was at to have

>drinks with her.

> she asked me to walk her home and blew me on her front porch.

pic is her
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Pretty tame compared to others in this thread

>Gf sleeping over
>We're going to sleep, spooning
>She reaches behind her back and into my pants
>Plays with my junk, pulls it out
>I'm sleepy and not really paying attention
>Suddenly, wetness
>She's sliding me into her pussy
>Surprise of my life, first time going raw
>Taking every bit of self-control not to impregnate her instantly
>She's rolling her hips on my cock, I'm not going to last long
>Getting close, lick my finger and slide it into her ass
>She doesn't seem to mind, so I pull my dick out and press it into her ass
>Ease in until I'm balls deep
>Bust a nut in her ass like it's the last thing I'll ever do

She was the shy type and not one to initiate things, so the uncharacteristic spontaneity of it was fantastic.
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>>768818686
This is not how you greentext
Trips
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>>768818686
>had you bail just to blow you
Bruh she's trying to get in a relationship with you.
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>>768817582
I get the skepticism, but come on. I have nothing to provide to you to prove that I had sex in a mostly empty movie theater while watching The Amazing Spider-Man. I could describe to you how Alex showed up at my apartment in a baby blue tank top and white denim skirt. I could tell you all about her blue shelf bra and the magic it worked on her 34d's. I could go into detail about the over the pants foot job she gave me at dinner before the movie, describe our seats in the theater, talk about her yellow, floral-designed, mesh-like thong that she pulled to the side to fuck me.
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>>768805418
not many friends have a back mom they can put a car in to finger
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>>768819106
Tell more about the seats in the theater!
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I tried online dating for the first time in my early 20's. I met a woman in her mid-30's who had just recently got divorced. I think she got some kind of settlement. She bought a new car, a new condo and a new set of tits and was looking to spread her wings sexually. She was an emotional trainwreck but, my god, could that woman ever fuck? She was so wantonly slutty in the bedroom. She would do anything I wanted, it was like having a personal sex robot. She had such an incredibly high motor, even 21 year old me couldn't keep up. There was absolutely no satisfying her once she got going.
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Took the v of a super cute 10yo girl when i was 15
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>be me, 21 year old who still lives at home
>younger sister in high school lives with me
>parents practically never home because they go on vacation all the time
>sister is a fucking slut and has a new boyfriend every month that she brings over, constantly has loud sex in the house while I'm there, but I put up with it because sometimes she brings her cute other friends over
>constantly used condoms in the garbage can in the bathroom because she and her fucking boyfriends are too lazy to get rid of them
>come home one day from work to find her, her boyfriend, and a friend of hers drinking and laughing in the living room
>her new "boyfriend" looks older than me and has fucking grey in his beard
>for some reason she's wearing a bathing suit and one of her friends is also there wearing nothing but bikini bottoms with her bare tits out
>she keeps laughing at what the guys with them are saying which makes her tits jiggle
>sister's boyfriend apparently bought everyone beer and invites me to come join with them
>trying my very best not to stare at my friend's huge tits with pierced nips
>can smell pot smoke too but for some reason everyone's pretending they weren't smoking probably because they think I'm a narc, but whatever
>sit down on the chair across from her friend and start drinking, sister instantly starts making out with her old as fuck boyfriend who just blatantly puts his hand down her bikini bottoms
>her topless friend who is obviously high as fuck starts talking to me about random shit and I try to play it cool and just get my mind off the fact that my sister is getting finger fucked 5 feet away from me
>after a couple beers my sister leaves the room and her friend just pounces me and starts kissing me
>me a 21 year old virgin so I don't have any idea what I'm doing but I start fondling her ass and she starts moaning into my mouth while she presses her tits up against me
>after her kiss breaks I tell her her tits feel amazing and she giggles

continued
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>>768819650
Middle, 3 or 4 rows in front of the back row. We moved seats (same row, but nearer the steps to the left of us) to have sex because there was another couple a few rows directly in front of us. Literally maybe 6 other people in the theater.

Seats themselves were not that exciting. Standard busy cloth covering and not the fancy reclining seats like some theaters now have.
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>>768817674
>tfw havn't been laid in 30+ yrs
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>>768820069
>sound of loud heavy sex commences from down the hall where my sister is obviously getting pounded by her old as fuck boyfriend
>for the first time in my life the sound of my sister getting fucked actually honestly turns me on, and I'm ashamed of it to this day
>her friend is straddling my pants boner and rubbing her bikini clad pussy against it and I can feel the heat through my jeans
>she keeps moaning like a fucking porn star or some shit
>impossibly turned on beyond belief
>I keep trying to look down at her amazing tits again but can't get a clear glimpse and I internally debate just asking her to see them but too beta to do anything but get raped in my own home
>she kisses me deeply and slips her tongue inside of my mouth and starts mingling it with mine
>awkwardly try to french kiss for the first time in my life, terrified I'm going to fuck this up somehow
>she breaks the kiss and I mutter something about how she tastes like chocolate
>she just smirks at me and says that must be because I had Reese for breakfast
>I look at her dumbfounded and ask point blank - Candy? For breakfast?
>Not candy, she says, Reese Puffs Cereal!
>She sliiiiides me a bowl
>My mouth is instantly overcome with a sensation of chocolate and peanut butter assaulting my taste buds
>Reese Peanut Butter Puffs - It's candy, for breakfast!
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>>768810290
Stacked emo plox
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>>768817591
Did you really miss the entire point of why he posted that link? Fucking faggot.
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>>768816145
>>768820897
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>>768805282
Having sex with my wife, and only my wife for the last 20+ years. She's so amazing. I wouldn't change a thing.
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My slutty friend visited from out of town. We were friends in high school and had hooked up a couple times but we mostly partied together. Anyways, after we go out drinking we get back to my place and start hooking up. She wants a cig, so I put her on the chair near the balcony and fuck her from behind as we share a smoke.

That one always sticks with me
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>>768821294
Love jews, but all
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>>768820575
Bless you Anon.
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>>768817223
It's a mixture of confidence, charisma/ability to speak without spilling speg, correct timing, correct people, sometimes drinks, usually a lot of luck.
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> Be 19
> No girlfriend but several older women fuck me regularly - this one in particular is 32, married to an airline pilot.
> She has a fetish for traps
> Rules are, we dress like two girls on the town, go out shopping, get drinks at the local watering hole, then as soon as we get to her place, it's anything goes
> This particular day a 10/10 college guy flirts with both of us at the food court.
> I never felt so pretty in my life
> We get to her place and she pounces on me
> Within 60 seconds we're out of our panties and fucking in short skirts and stockings
> "Fuck me Amy" (childhood best friend she had a crush on)
> "Make me a mommy Amy."
> I realize she's not on BC
> This drives me WILD
> Simultaneous screaming orgasm
> Stare into each others' eyes

I knocked her up that day. She told me the next time I saw her, which was the last time I saw her. Our daughter is named Amy and just graduated college.
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anyone got bisexual stories?
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>freshman year of college
>bi girlfriend
>we’re all heavy drinkers
>always pressuring gf’s best friend to kiss my gf for a picture (she was straight)
>one day we have a party at my apartment
>end up in bedroom with gf and best friend, she makes out with her in front of me to tease me after a pic
>friend and gf get super into it
>I come over and her friend makes out with me
>best friend presses her body against me and gf touches my dick
>I feel on the best friend “L” for short
>gf starts touching my dick while i makes out with L
>la L back and eat her pussy on my roommates bed while gf watched masturbates and kisses L
>stand up look at gf she slides my dick in L. Start fucking her while gf sits on her face
>gf gets up and sucks my dick then L gets up and helps
>gf gets impatient, lays on the bed L lays on top of her to make out, head behind them, two pussys to fuck
>fuck my gf, switch to L, fuck until I cum inside her
>girls make out and give me a handjob until I’m hard again, fuck gf doggy while her L gets eaten out.
>cum inside gf
>clean up
>head back out, everyone knows and laughs at us
>it was the best day of my life.
10000%
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When I was 16, I spent an entire summer hooking up with my 46 year old neighbor. It felt like we were truly in love. We were basically in a relationship, except we didn't go out together for obvious reasons. We did have a relaxing weekend at the beach together. That was really nice.

Shortly after the summer, she moved about 10 hours away. We texted and spoke on the phone a few times after that, but I didn't see her in person again.
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>>768820325
Ikr some of us never experienced sex
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>>768824734
I posted a 'casual encounters' craigslist add. I was in college. I was 20 at the time. I got a response from a couple that lived down the street from me. He was a bigger guy, probably like 250 lbs and looked to be in his late 30s. They told me how old they were, but I have forgotten. It's been like 4 years now. I want to say he was like 38. His wife was roughly the same age, and was an absolute bombshell. They emailed me, we talked about what each party was looking for, and then exchanged pictures. Surprisingly, they were completely normal people. The guy was a business owner, and was hilarious. We had a lot of similar interests and he was generally just a super cool guy. We talked, smoked some weed, drank wine and shot the shit for hours. His wife loved to listen and watch us "man flirt". His wife was a little nervous it seemed, and I didn't blame her. I'm not a 10/10 but I'm pretty good looking, but I'm fairly certain she wasn't all that into me.
We ended up having sex twice, with some exchanges of emails inbetween. I had sucked his dick and he sucked mine, I fucked his wife, he fucked his wife, she rimmed me, he rimmed me, she squirted on my face a bunch a times, he put it in my butt (only the tip though, not sure why). It was a really wild experience. Nothing negative to report, just a wild and crazy time. Also never did anything with a guy ever since and dont want to.
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When I was 16, I was very much in love with my teacher. He was 42 at the time. He talked very friendly with all of us, and never showed any special interesst in me. But on the last day of school, before he left for good, he gave me a book (Hitchhikers Guide), and asked if I wanted to meet some day. We met after summer break, when he was at a different school, i was 17 at the time. It was a secret relationship, started with kissing, after some months we had sex in his car. I liked it, all of it. His clever wit, the literature talk, the sex, it was great. But after 10 months or so, he had enough of the hiding, and he broke up with me (I guess he had met a more suitable woman..). Well, it wasn't easy for me, but I got over it. Today, I'm not so sure how to feel about this 'relationship'. Maybe it was manipulative, to get some sex. But i don't really care because the sex was amazing he will always go down on me and never left me "unfinished" had anal sex for the first time with him and was also great, he will last long time an was just so much better than guys at my age.
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>>768807109
Nicely done.
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>>768825161
>Ikr some of us never experienced sex
I mean, I could have at least a few times before even entering high school but was too nervous. Then I dropped out at 16 and that pretty much ended what scant social life I ever had. Now I'm so fucking old it feels like even if I suddenly acquired a sex life I'd still have to lie about shit forever...it's a nightmare.
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>>768805282
>On 4Chan
>Asks about sexual experiences
LOL wrong place to ask bud
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>be moody 17 year old me
>get into fight with parents and leave the house
>drop acid
>like 4 tabs
>call gf to pick me up
>she shows up with two of her friend
>you okay anon?
>loltripping.error3922i9???
>go to friends house and I give everyone the rest of my acid and friends leave us alone in the house
>gf pulls out some fire coke
>do coke off her ass and little titties while tripping my nuts off
>smoking a little weed in between lines
>suddenly I lose my shit and start literally tearing her clothes off
>im turning into a shaman thats wrestling with a tiger goddess
>shes licking my face and spitting on me and biting the shit out of me
>start really ramming her
>friends come in so we have to sneak into bathroom to continue
>cant find lights so continue without
>the lack of light is making me hallucinate even more, Im sprouting dragon wings and I can see my dick going inside her meat prison Alex Grey style
>she finds the lights
>realize ive been fucking her ass the whole time
>moderate amount of blood on my dick
>go back to the couch in the living room and smoke more and do more bumps
>night turns into daylight and friends come down
>theyre really slogish and keep passing out while watching adventure time
>gf starts fingering my ass under the covers
>starts playing with my dick
>hear friends start snoring and i convince her to suck it
>soon as she put her mouth on it I blasted the biggest load in her mouth
>she snowballed me for a while then let me eat her ass
>pass out
>wake up few hours later with bite marks and scratches all over me
>her back looks like an eggplant from me punching and slapping her
>drop again and have a beautiful day out in the park
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>>768826361
Actually degenerate
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>>768825275
>dont want to
boring
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>>768826361
k
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>>768806610
dude you got raped
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>>768807109
Not real, he also fucked the new boyfriend with drug problem. and then the drugs clapped.
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>>768827334
that gif is way too relevant man
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>>768816517
Agreed, holy shit I get it now. I'll never do it to anyone unless I really hate them but I understand it now.
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>>768815721
Oh that's nice.
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>>768816749
Glad to hear im not the only one fucking in graveyards, I actually lost my virginity in a graveyard lol

and fuck no, that vet would be proud
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>>768808374
boot faggot. You're going to fail out of boot come back and see Jody with your girl. and not the female kind.
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>>768814663
Inbred as fuck. Look at her lantern jaw.
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>first gf
>be paranoid faggot and told her i wouldn't fuck without birth control
>she loved me more than i loved her and stayed even with my rule about this
>i didn't care because i prefer blowjobs and she had a mouf on her
>one day she's sucking me off and begs me to fuck her in her pussy
>stonecold.exe "no way im not raising no kid"
>tell her if im not fucking her mouth i'd only fuck her in her ass
>she seems nervous but she wants to try it
>mid succ i pull my dick out her mouth and drive to the drug store and buy lube
>come back and ask her are you sure about this
>she says yes and i proceed to put it in the ol' poop shoot
>she never had anything in her ass takes me 5 minutes to work it in
>she's obviously in pain and i keep asking if she's ok and wants to continue
>she's a trooper and tells me to keep going
>fuck her ass raw
>face shows a mixture of pain and pleasure like it hurts but she wants to please me so she keeps going
>i'm a psycho and this look in her face makes me diamonds
>keep fucking her and cum in her ass
>pull out and see my dick covered in shit lmao
>shortly after a stream of shit starts to leak out her ass
>clean up shower and do it again
pretty cool day even if my dick was covered in shit
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>>768828506
The jawline is crazy, but the tits ain't bad
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>>768810290
>Crayola Crayon
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>>768817542
Fucking nice bro it kinda reminds me of how my swinging started. Started same as yours but ended up tying my girl and putting blind folds on her. We both took turns on her and his gf, we fucked all night man. Unforgettable experience.
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>>768828903
Say hi to chlamydia anon, rofl
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>>768818838
Tame but hot, a shy gf that spontaneously takes it in the ass while keeping silent as not to wake up the house.
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>>768820575
Thank you, last time Reese went up in this board was a long time ago.
Also the story was hot
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>>768830045
What shit has to do with chlamydia?
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>having sex with my gf
>Feel her cumming
>She tightens her pussy
>Look into each other's eyes
>Both say 'I love you'
>Cum together
>Finish inside with the force of a million suns
>Embrace each other

I'm heavily vanilla, I haven't descended to the travesties seen often in this shithole, in fact it has reinforced my 'vanilla' tastes, doing that its otherwordly. Anon writing this could do it, you can do it too.
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>>768805282

I was 20, my cousin's family was in town (step-family, not blood related). They spent the night, and I stayed up with my 14-year-old younger female cousin. Started feeling her up, I could feel her vagina getting hot and damp through her shorts. I unbuttoned her shorts and dropped the zipper, she didn't stop me we just kept watching the movie without mentioning what was going on. I started fingering her and when she started panting and squirming around I took her hand, laid her on the floor, pulled her shorts off and spent the next several minutes trying to cram my dick in before I was successful. Felt fucking amazing, and like a dumb ass I came in her. I fucked her three more times that night and got almost zero sleep before everyone woke up and we went out the next day. She was clinging to me all day, making it almost painfully obvious that something happened between the two of us. Luckily no one noticed (or said anything) and she never got pregnant.

We almost got a chance to fuck again a couple years later but it was too risky, there were too many family and we didn't have a chance at privacy. I see her at family gatherings every once in a while, she has a boyfriend/fiance now, but I get the vibe that she'd let me smash if I asked and we were alone.
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>>768824533
That's fucked up
Any pics of her though?
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>>768815315
it's not a chemical imbalance lol. drugs cant cure autism bigger
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>>768830759
you get that shit from anal raw motherfucker, like 70% of porn industry had it, well you take your meds and you will be fine, but hell no, I'd prefer to fuck her with a condom, like we all do
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>>768805418
tfw i started this meme in the secrets thread
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>cuckolding talk with girlfriend
>she finds a guy she likes. Hung, white and out of town
>wants to meet him so we set a date (first time)
> she gets super dominant. Makes me blow her toy and ends up fucking me with it
> days count down to her and her new FB
> tells me that she wants to watch a guy fuck me
> ask her why and she thinks it would be hot and why not. I should do what she wants
> meet guy out of town
> go to hotel room and she starts blowing him and laughing. Tells me to get naked
>I do. She takes my hand and lays me down. Flips me on my stomach and sits on my back
>end up getting fucked by him while she sits on my back and they make out and fondle. She jumps on him and she tells me to sit in the desk chair.
>she fuck him. Cums all over him and he cums in her.
>he leaves
>she tells me to shower, when I get out she is asleep.
>doesn't let me fuck her for a week after. The end
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>>768817674
32years virgin im a wizard harry.
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This entire thread is just a really harsh reminder that I'm almost 30 and all my best sexual experiences are behind me. Being a teenager was so fucking awesome, I have at least a dozen similar stories to what has been posted ITT from the ages of 16-19 and despite my sexual abilities getting vastly better in my twenties the sex has only been as memorable or exhilarating as my peak teenage moments maybe two or three times.
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>>768807109
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>768830775
Kudos sane anon.
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>>768807109
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>>768805941
good job on becoming a cuck and a normalfag failure.
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>>768831621
stop i don't want to get old
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>>768809006
faggot
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>>768814234
You don't know what cuck means.
You THINK you know what it means but you don't.
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High ocean fuck
High pool fuck
High spa fuck
High shower fuck
High car fuck
High public fuck
High toilet fuck
High outdoors fuck

Smoke weed
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>>768831803
Not OP here, but he never said he was dating the Femanon.
So they could just be roast pitting some roastie neither of them care for.
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>>768830315
where do i find one of these creatures
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>>768831075
That's not cucking, thats her being done with you.
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>>768831835
Sorry /b/rother, neither do I. Time just does it's inevitable march forward, I suggest you get good with it because it torments me.
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>>768832004
My guess: if you're confident enough, aim for the girl that get red on her cheek when you talk to her.
The rest is love/trust/convincing and luck.
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>>768805418
I'm already high and I didn't need this
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>>768830954
But the girl had obviously never done anal before. You aren't born with the clap, you fucking donkey.
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>>768832118
Cuckings raising another mans seed [without being aware of it]. Then the child eventually consumes the rest of the nest. Its named after the cuckoo bird. Autistic retarded cunts
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>>768832461
Being cucked rather
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>>768830954
How stupid can you get? You get it from having vaginal sex from someone infected. Had it 4 times and never had anal. Its just a pill and its gone, and since almost any antibiotic will cure it you could have had it and cured it from antibiotics taken for other reasons before you noticed it.
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Friend comes to visit and he goes out with gf and I. Have drinks and end up in a 3 way. Gf asks me to suck his dick while she licks his balls.
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>>768831621
Never got to have sex and I'm going to be killing myself in a few days. Over 30 already
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>>768807109
lol all you faggots falling for this

ex wife left him for a younger man and he fantasized this revenge while drunk-fapping
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>>768832809
Try gay sex?
Make an account on dating site being brutally honest?
Fetlife?
You never know anon.
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Met a chick on okcupid. Had phone sex with her before we even met. Blows me on the first date.

We date for like a month and she's completely fucking insane - into daddy stuff, rape fantasy, getting slapped about, dominated, fucked till she bleeds...

The sex was fucking epic but then she dumped me for a diaper fetishist. Not even fucking kidding.

Still, though, dat sex...
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>>768805282
Went home with my fuck buddy. I pretty much had to carry her inside. She plops down on her couch and passes out. I try to coax her into waking up and getting frisky. Dead to the world. Crap. I go upstairs to go pee. While in the bathroom, her jailbait daughter peeks in. She runs when I catch her looking... should have closed the door. As I walk by her room, she shoots her panties at me like a rubber band, hitting my face. I figure "fuck it", walk into her room and close the door. All sorts of really dirty things until dawn... stuff I was surprised that someone that young would even know. I went home like a crackhead who spent his whole night at a crackhouse. Ended up caving in to her advances whenever we were alone, nearly got caught a bunch of times. She lost interest in me when her mother lost interest in me.
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>768805282
>ask my sister in law to help babysit
>stays for the weekend
>late at night
>babies are sleep
>my wife, her sister and me
>decide to chill in the jacuzzi
>wife start drinking wine
>sister joins in
>having a good time talking
>my and wife get frisky
>we start making out
>she wants to fuck right there
>sister is getting horny as well
>fucking wife while sister starts rubbing her clit right in front of us
>sister in law teasing me flashing me nips and hairy pussy
>wife would not let me near her sister
>I’m fuming her but I’m thinking about her
>cum
>pass out naked on the patio
Next day
>we act like nothing happen
>we do not talk about it
>we were just having a good time the 3 of us nothing else
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Too drunk to remember but I apperantly ate my gf's ass and fucked her while she was crying and digging nails into me. Later that night I kicked a hole in my dorm wall. She didn't really care in the morning though. She always claimed she was a masochist.
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>>768833247
What age?
What things?
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>>768830315
To tell the truth I'm not even that into anal, I just went for it because I needed to get off and didn't want to become a parent (and she'd have murdered me). Bare cock in her pussy for the first time was the highlight for me.

She later told me that she could feel the urgency from me in that moment, which was also kinda hot.
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I had sex once.

it was ok
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>>768827334
Sexually assaulted, yes, but not raped.
Rape is defined as penetration without consent.
Anon wasn't penetrated.
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This is technically the best but I snorted a gram of shitty molly that night and was paralyzed physically and mentally thus never getting to enjoy the experience
>be me
>go to small party at some sugar daddy’s house
>immediately see 8/10 Spanish girl making out with 7.5 white girl
>ditch female friend and walk a foot next to their faces while blanky staring
>Spanish girl makes eye contact with me and slobbering intensifies
>stare for a bit then leave for a few minutes
>come back and girls are kissing on floor
>extremely twacked out and exhausted, sit down on couch to enjoy the show
>a moment later they literally fly back onto me while intertwined
>they keep eating each other’s faces then break apart and start fighting
>he wants to fuck meeeeeeee cxxx
>no he doeessssnnnttt >Xc
They argued for a minute and Spanish bitch kept pulling white girl off, she kept sitting on my lap and I continued to sit there staring, don’t remember what happened after. Must’ve been some cut ass shit because I wasn’t turned on at all at the time just entertained. Regardless of the drugs tho I still may be clinically retarded
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>>768833814
She just turned 14. By the time I turned around after closing the door, she was topless... really proud of her breast size. C cup at 14. So, my drunken ass put my dick between them. She expertly cooperated with titty fucking her. She knew when I was going to climax and helped me go in her mouth. She sucked me dry. That was the opener. When I was 14, hottest sex I had was secret quickies in hiding places.
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>>768817425
Fort huachuca?
You piss in the sun, desert rat piece of caliche
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>>768830424
Nice pic anon
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>>768835036
Deer god. Had a taste of her ass?
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>>768835326
No but I banged her ass while she had this vibrating egg thing in her pussy. Young minx drained more cum from me than I thought I had.
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>drunk
>Bedroom
>Grill want me to rape her
???
>"Hit me hard, just not in the face"
>Slap the shit out of her while fucking her with all my might
>Stops
>"Brittany wants to have a 3 some"
Fucking wat
>Most people knew I had a big thing for Brittany
>Brittany comes in
>Squeezes my balls
Worst pain
>Walks me over to bed
>Tells me to sit
>First chick starts blowing me
Too much teeth
>Brittany just watches
>Cum so fucking hard while looking at Brittney


I miss her
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>>768835409
This is wonderful
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>>768810865
i really want this to be true and want more stories
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>>768835822
That was my 3rd cumshot. When she swallowed my 1st, I decided to return the favor and went down on her. I started getting hard again when she started orgasming. She moaned "I'm on birth control." I went right to banging her orgasming pussy. Took me a while to cum, but not too long in a pussy that active. We did a LOT of stuff that night-morning. If I could put that time of my memory on replay whenever I want, I would. Nothing sexual tops that.
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>>768820575
i expected an everybody walk the dinosaur. This was much more satisfying
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>>768810865
>late twenties
>3 children
stopped reading after that...
Do you have an education? Does she?
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>>768836104
I feel you Anon, you were blessed.
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Have always wanted to try a dick in my ass.
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cont?
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>>768816749
The vets would be cool with
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>>768813868
I can't imagine why she left you...
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>>768837680
I would be cool with someone fucking on my grave. I'd brag about it to my ghost friends.
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>>768805355
Whores being whores?
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>>768824796
>everyone knows and laughs at us

They sound like faggots that's an applause* type moment.
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>>768827334
If he wanted nothing to do with it yes but just sounds like he was a tired guy with whiskey dick with a determined quest. I've gone through it more then once just means i had to much to drink and snort but I've gladly ficked the girls the next day
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>>768837405
Dude?
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No 404
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>>768825161
And we never will
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>>768831621
Dude, I'm 41 and I've had some of the best sex of my life in the last couple of years... 20 yr old bisexual sub the last two years, group of very openminded kinky friends, molly etc. Amazing things happen monthly.

Make it happen dude, you only live once.
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>>768839691
Word.
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>>768805282
Is this from a video?
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>>768840149
Nevermind, yes it is. viewkey=778060222
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>>768831992
even worse, she probably has some sort of STD for being a coal burning slut.
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>>768805282
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
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Honestly the best sex I ever had pretty much ruined it for the rest of my life. Slept with my old boss' teenage daughter, she was in her teens, I was in my 20s. She was both the best looking and most talented in bed of any woman I'd been with before or after, but the guilt of it set off alot of mental shit for me that I still haven't sorted out years later.
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>>768840613
the guilt of being a rapist pig?
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>>768840613
You should tell the police to clear your mind. You should also tell all the prisoners your a kiddie fiddler.
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>>768840613
Wow a real life rock spider
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>>768840686
Oh dude I didn't word that well, she wasn't a kid and it was consensual, just a bad idea and bad situation.
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>>768840857
Oh in that case... fucking good on you for fucking your bosses seed. should have made him sniff your fingers the next day and said I got some sweet ass pussy.
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>>768805282
omg i fapped to this video yesterday. What are the fucking chances?
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>>768840909
If it was any other boss I'd agree with you but I shouldn't have done it. He was a good guy and I was pretty much a young cocky piece of shit.
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>>768809006
Would this be considered gay?
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I once used my left hand.
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Second best experience was going to an Asian massage parlor and getting at once.

I was standing and fucking one bent over the table while the other ate my ass. Shit should be legal..
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>>768841025
Not enough information provided to make a judgment. You can't make snap decisions here, we don't know if the balls touched or if they both said "no homo."
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i had sex with a woman i truely and honestly love. it was at a time she loved me aswell. crazy good sex, the strongest feeling i ever had during intercourse. no more love from her side now, but hey fucking everything that's not on the nearest tree in 5 seconds now
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xvideos com video36206865/sabri_incredibile_puttana_di_lugano
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>>768841173
>where do i find one of these creatures

:D
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>>768841173
so your gay?
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>>768841505
craigslist.
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>>768841535
might be, who knows, nah jk got my dick sucked by a dude when i was on lsd once. at least i think i did. but thats all for gay stuff i did and don't plan on doing more.

but sex with a person you love is really a mind blowing experience. kinda like coke, but a bit more dangerous
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>>768841801
I prefer my women cold and unresponsive to physical stimuli
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>>768841839
i mean you do you, love knows no boundaries i guess
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>>768841886
oh no, i drop them in a dumpster when i am done. But i cherish the Polaroids we take together forever.
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>>768841928
rough, quick with an dirty ending ;) i got you now
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>>768820267
How was the cup holder situation?
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>>768842309
went up my anus but its loose so i just went with it.
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>Business trip. hotel. alone.
>horny, browsing sites and stuff for hookups
>no bites from chicks, so start expanding cause so horny and want to get off
>figure I'll find a guy we'll jerk to porn and whawtever
>get one, he comes.
>he's a jock type, fine.
>we start with porn, get naked as we're going.
>he reaches over.
>i'm into it, so hard/horny figure whatever, touch his
>he starts sucking me. I'm..weirded out
>not gay i say.
>he mutters something about everyone is, it's just sex, relax
>I kinda just let it happen
>he starts getting more aggressive, flips me over and st arts ramming me.
>I'm just sorta going with it at this point, protest a littel but don't stop him
>he pulls out and cums on my back, it's warm and weird
>"your turn" he says, butt in the air
>uh, umm. i mutter. he insists. I try to put it in and get soft.
>he mocks me, turns around and starts stroking me hard again
>shoves me down and starts a rough blowjob, but it's working
>he takes my load, comes up and gives me a big wet kiss before I know what's happening, says "thanks" and leaves.
>i cry about it that night, but I've been jerking to the experience ever since.
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>>768805282
One good looking girl farted me in the face in school
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>frequent the same escort regularly for months
>every tuesday evening for 3 hours unless she's out of town
>tip her well
>she gives me a ton of perks
>lets me fuck her bareback, etc
best experience was the first time she rimmed me, first time anyone's done it. holy fuck it felt amazing
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>>768842629
Things she refuse to do at home?
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>>768842926
and the worst experience will be finding out you have aids.
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>>768842978
the dishes
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>>768842978
no, it was more the violence and physical abuse. She was shocked as much as I was.
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>>768811781
>16 and under
These “girls” were 11 and you’re going to prison. I bet you J-walk and think you’re hard while you push the pink hair out of your eyes and tuck it behind your 3D glasses you faggot
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>>768834584
>unlawful sexual activity and usually sexual intercourse carried out forcibly
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>>768843137
What did you do/
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>>768843447
We went out for a meal and I told her after the meal I was going to rape her and that it was going to be violent and physical.

I led her to a park with a lot of bushes and a railway line at the end. Took her under the pedestrian bridge in the bushes and beat her with a stick until it broke.

I then had sex with her and ripped her top off and bit her tits until they bled. I pulled out and used the cum as lube for her ass and beat her every time she cried out or flinched.

I pulled our fast and she shit herself. I picked up a bit and forced it down her throat and then throatfucked her with two fingers until she vomited everywhere. She refused to eat the vomit so i hit her until she did.

I dragged her by her hair to the railway ermbankment and fucked her once more in trhe pussy pulling out and cumming all over her groin. I grabbed some pebbles and forcibly pushed them inside her until I couldn't fit anymore.

I heard a train coming and told her to open her legs like a whore and watched as she spread them for everyone looking out the window.

I told her to go home and gave her my coat to hide the blood and tits. We got home and she was crying picking the pebbles out of her.

She has said it was the hottest night of her life but never to be repeated.
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>>768843772
tl;dr

OPs a faggot
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>>768806644
Nice double dubs friend
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>>768805509
Bait
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>>768810424
Which was the better fuck?
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>>768826043
that would be a sweet sweet nut to bust for sure..
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>>768844685
You're mom.
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>>768820575
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking Kel, well played /b/ro
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>>768843772
That's impressive for a first, congratulation
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>>768805418
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>>768841049
Nice
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In highschool i had artsy hipstery gf. Would go to art institute in my city near everyday after school. Part of some student working or art program thing. I would always complain about going all the way downtown. Fucked her tons times in store rooms or unused rooms of art institute that she had access to as a "reward" for coming with her. Never thought to check for cameras. Cant go back without vivid memories.
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>>768824533
You can't know that you've gotten pregnant in ONE FUCKING NIGHT you godamn weeb!
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>>768824734
yeah, me and my gf fucked a dude, shit was cash
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>>768847133
and by gf you mean gender fluid fuckguysoiboi.
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>>768847075
>She told me the next time I saw her
He never said the next day retard.
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>>768805282
>invited to threesome with girl and her boyfriend
>arrive at 9:00am or so
>guy fucks off on really sketchy pretenses (pulls a portable safe out of his wall safe and drives off for an hour)
>go down on girl (extra hot in my mind because she and I had a 'I love you now I hate you' kind of friendship)
>make tea
>guy comes back
>essentially try every position that comes into our heads involving no guy on guy
>eventually girl persuades us to try guy on guy
>itsokayiguess.jpg
>try guy on guy with the girl involved
>actually really hot
>overall came like four or five times, had first threesome, fucked a chick I had always wanted to hatefuck, had my first and only gay experience, tried a whole bunch of strange and interesting positions (including pic related) and generally had a great time full of laughs

>guy ends up going into massive denial about his sexuality for a while afterwards, ends up breaking up with girl, she blames me somehow, stops talking to me
>best sex of my life leads to me losing a friend and breaking up a loving couple
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>>768805282
Me and my ex girlfriend in my parents house, she built the fire and then i made her orgasm by playing with her clit and telling her fantasies about me fucking her and our friend (a girl, am no faggot). The fantasy involved a lot of anal and rape stuff too which was hot.
When she orgasmed I immediately started fucking her and I’ll never remember her face when I was doing it, her eyes were kinda rolled back and she was biting her lip and she looked in pure ecstasy. I think she came pretty soon and then I did too. Afterwards we told each other how much we love each other and how that was the best sex we had ever had. She said she never wanted to have sex with anyone else ever again. That lasted about a two months before she fucked somebody else (we were broken up), and then slept with me again and told me she lived with without telling me about this other guy who she also loved. She told me the whole story recently and Iv been pretty hung up. Just thought I’d share
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>>768848530
The guy is just stupid, that's it, you started nothing
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>>768848530
Not your fault.
Bf would've cheated on her with a random dude at some point anyway.
The dick cannot be repressed.
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>>768848567
Chin up, that was good while it lasted. Went for her best friend after that?
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>>768805282
The time I hooked up with my cousin at a wedding when we were like 15 or 16. She let me cum on her tits.
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>>768848530

Had something sort of similar. Met this older couple (mid 50's) at the marina where I keep my boat. Drinks on their boat, chat, more drinks, leads to us down below going at it.

Eventually she convinces him he needs to suck me off. I go with it, cum all down his throat.

Very hot time. Met up with them on the boat a few more times, same thing every time.

Few weeks later they sort of won't speak to me anymore, I figure they are just bored and moving on to someone else.

Few months later the boat is gone. Eventually curiosity got to me and I texted the wife who told me she couldn't get the image of her husbands cum soaked lips out of her head and she'd left him.

I felt a little bad for a few minutes but eh, wasn't my fault really.
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>>768848685
Thanks man, even small encouragement is helping me at the moment. She’s my first and only girlfriend and the only girl iv ever loved so I don’t have much perspective on recovery.
I can’t fuck her best friend unfortunately because she lives in Switzerland, BUT, we do talk pretty dirty over text and if I ever visit I probably stand a chance.
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>>768805282
> be me in central yuroop yesterday
> 22
> I'm a hairy big half slav bear
> agree to threesome with 21 yo gf and her friend
> friend is petite, half italian 105 lbs
> almost two head smaller than me
> feels unnaturally small in my hands
> nice
> friend and I have sex while gf watches
> gf and friend hold hands while I candle them
> get double blowjob
> while one sucks on the cock the other one tongues me
> mfw I never thought life could be like this
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>>768830424
kait?

more?
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>>768848635
Supposedly when he took the safe off to wherever, he was actually selling/sharing drugs with a guy he was sleeping with. So, yeah. I at least admit I'm bi-curious, like I'd fuck a guy but not date one. He was apparently sleeping with men independently of his gf, while denying he was gay or even just bi.

I guess I just miss my friend. The fact that the best sex of my life involved her makes it worse.

>>768848745
Yeah man, it's not your fault. You had a good time, that's really all that matters here.
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Met a freaky redhead girl and she claimed she worked in a proctologists office.

I dont know if its true or not, but she worked my prostate pretty good and I shot a monster load all over the bed. She laughed. I cried. It was great.
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>>768813868
thats gold, my next gf is gonna suffer alot
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Never had sex. Closest I got was choking my friend whilst she masturbated, and then her watching me cum.
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>>768805282

fucked some tiny 4"2 model looking mexican in an rancid berlin disco for like 2 minutes in a toilet, hardest ive ever cum, and normally i take hours to cum- she was tight af ( im 5"10 8" )
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>>768825161
I used to have regular sex and its awesome so now that ive veen dry for three years it really sucks. I do have sone extra money. Do i buy a switch or go try my luck at the strip club
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>>768849545
greentext?
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>>768848741
Story time?
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>>768833009
This
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>>768805282
I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.
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>>768817591
hands down the dumbest person I've come across this month
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>>768848813
I know that's stupid, but move on. Hide her on Facebook and go on the gym for fresh meat.
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>be 24
>virgin
>liked this girl from highschool since I was 17
>she lives down the street
>find out she's a virgin too
>hanging out one night she tells me she's also liked me since back then
>start making out
>fuckyes.png
>stick my stiff willy inside her butt
>pee harder than I've ever peed before
>literally got her pregnat that night and now we're married with 3 kids
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>>768849091
>tfw you will never have a petite freaky GF to work your prostate
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>>768805282
>who the fuck is here!!!?
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>>768815721
oh thats fake.
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>>768808374
Hahahaha she's gunna be doing that with other guys once your gone. Enjoy BCT boot
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>>768831621
Same. Now I'm married with a kid. Sex is decent but nothing like high school and college. Shit was fantastic.
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>>768815315
br hue
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>>768813024
Show the crayon's tits
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>>768815955
Got pics of her?
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>>768832974
Isn't that what you do you condescending faggot
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>>768830954
you're retarded.
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>>768832809
Find a hooker.
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>>768813024
any but the crayon. I don't like colored girls.
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>>768850515
>fingered her clit
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>>768832809
prostitutes you fucking nutsack
if you don't have the balls to do that, then good riddance
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>>768852622
>>768853144
Not them but after a certain point the anxiety isn't just about not getting laid, it's about getting laid for the first time so late in life.
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>>768822125
That's kind of the sweetest thing in the cesspool.
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>>768815315
you so angry you're cuck incarnate
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>>768835929
You've never heard of Literotica?
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>>768818460
why was this post not accompanied by said photos?
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