>AAAAAAAAAH!!! She has a benis!!!
The Crying Game.
>>768801216
Crying game
The seatbelts on the helicopter were foreshadowing.
>>768801216
Puppets in the snow
Wide-eyed idiots that defraud an entire town of all of its charity and emotionally abused their best friends are the true heroes
>theres a thing
>Can't find it
>Break into super secret place
>Save neighborhood
>Two best friends talk about boring shit for a long long time
>One of them decides to leave
>Comes out smelling like shit
>Best friends meet again
>>768801741
Dumb and dumber?
>>768801857
Stranger things?
Mars attacks
>>768801622
Jurassic Park.
>>768802260
Shawshank Redemption
>>768802366
Nope
It's a movie
>>768802511
Bingo
>hot mom drives around the desert looking for a nice glass of water.
>>768801216
Ace Ventura
>>768801857
Goonies?
>gotta dig
>Find some shit
>We rich
>Fuck you I'm rich
>I'm finished
>>768802596
Yep
>>768802586
Oh LOL. I forgot about that movie. Well done.
>>768802572
Tank girl?
>>768802606
There Will Be Blood
>>768801857
ready player 1
>wake up
>Fuck now I gotta go to work
>Fuck now work is killing me
>I don't want to work here anymore
>Lickylick.gif
>Fuck you for killing man I just met and am clearly in love with
>Guess I'll get taken and wake up in hospital
>Better use this needle for some escaping
>>768802802
Damn you got it
>>768802836
Nah it was goonies
>>768802572
mad max, fury road
>Half
>>768802958
Gay ass marvel film
>>768802977
Spot on
>>768802878
Resident Evil?
>this is the 6th outbreak goddamnit
>Why is there snow this time?
>Fucking guess we'll call old guy again
>Guess he should bring his kid again
>Shakeyskaeyground.mp4
Kaiju feminism
>>768803042
Yep
>>768803083
Part deux
>>768802606
Holes?
>>768803067
Tremors 6?
A nigger, chink, cyclops, cowboy and strangle-wank fanatic ruin a wedding.
>>768801216
The Assignment
>>768803170
Kill Bill
>>768803193
Yup, a nice easy one for ya.
Angry Cuban kills ppl and gets high
>asks four "valuable" questions, sacred this, living that, dying the other thing.
>gets laid, gets laid some more
>needs a shrink to get laid with the girl he wants
>>768803134
Goddamn you nailed that
>>768803171
>The Assignment
Never seen that movie.
>>768803131
Nah it was goonies
>>768803234
Scarface
>>768801216
I'll be back
>be me
>Be poor
>Find thing
>I'm rich
>Fucking wanna fuck this bitch
>Dad won't let me
>Do thingy
>Weird uncle wants to fuck her now
>Better kill him
>Now I get to fuck bitch
The Japanese just keep getting nuked.
>>768802878
>>768803086
>Lickylick.gif
What is this in reference to?
>>768803392
Tora Tora Tora
>>768803410
Resident evil
The licker at the end of the film
>three sea shells
>Some guy down under checks lady's groin to check if she's a real woman.
>>768803444
They weren't nuked in that movie
It was the amerifats getting nuked in that one
>>768803454
Demolition Man
>>768803448
The first one right? Oh the thing on the train?
>>768803454
Moana
>>768803444
Nope.
>>768803516
Of course
>>768803491
Kangaroo jack
>>768803521
Yes
>>768803491
Crocodile Dundee
>>768803543
>Kangaroo jack
LOL That was a bad movie. I'm thinking of other movie.
>>768803592
Bingo!
>>768803582
Lol I've seen the movie about 10 times and couldn't figure out what the fuck you were talking about
>>768803596
Quigley down under?
Two here, one easy, one harder:
Baddie is a tranny
Offends people in the future
--- or ---
Baddie is a tranny
where's my fuckin' elephant?
>>768803636
I practically gave it away with lickylick
> Marty Mcfly has a good friend, Dr. Brown, who has invented a time machine in the form of a Delorian.
> One night while testing the time machine, Marty is accidentally sent to the past
> Can Marty McFly harness the 1.21 Jigawatts the time machine needs and make it Back to the Future?
>drinks redbull
>cop go to get him
>cop end up get interrupted, him and bad guy he was going to get help stop other bad guys
>>768803666
Fucking Green text faggot
The second one is ong-bak 2
>>768801216
A man loses his rebellious son and befriends a woman with amnesia in the search to find him.
>>768803672
Prove it
>>768803681
It was when you said at the end of the movie. I don't really remember any licking
>>768803716
Spin city?
>>768803732
50 first dates
>>768803716
Foward to the Past
>>768803722
Crank
>>768803716
Rick and morty
>Nice kid, fairly quiet, high intelligence
>doesn't understand why people are dumber than him
>make new friend, call him frank.
>frank shows him how to leave this shitty existence
>teacher at school won't help because beliefs don't align with what frank has shown him
>shoot dude in the eye after girlfriend gets run over
>wormhole out of this bitch
>wakes up in bed, dies 10 seconds later
A wealthy pedophile extorts a teenager into driving people around recklessly.
>>768803782
It's a kids movie.
>>768803869
ah shit
>>768803828
Donnie Derpo
>>768803779
The licker is only there at the end of the flick lol
It's alluded to but never fully seen til the end
>important video cassette
>teenagers more annoying than organise criminal organisations
>>768803732
nemo
>>768803747
Is that the name for another movie, cause if so, thats wrong too.
>>768803847
Baby driver
>>768803828
Donnie darko. Not even trying
>>768803892
Correct
>>768803932
vhs?
>>768803725
>Fucking Green text faggot
Okay, whatever.
>The second one is ong-bak 2
I'll give you that, even though it's not a sequel.
Tom-Yum-Goong, or whatever it's million localised names are.
>>768803937
oh fuck me im retarded, thats too easy a description.
>>768803937
Yep
>>768803944
No I'm telling you to prove how tank girl is wrong
>>768803919
Yeah I know the creature gets loose once the restart the computer. Again, Jay didn't really remember any licking but as we discuss this, I suppose it did have a long tongue.
A couple rednecks and their autistic friend save a mexican village from drug lords.
>>768804080
>Jay
I*
...
>most famous shimmy in movie history
>gif related
>Barely graduate college
>Dad dies
>Travel the states with nerdy best friend
>Stop step-mom from selling company
>Need a little wind here
>>768804076
i dont remember her being a mom.
>>768804080
That's the lickey portion. It was trying to tongue punch Alice's fart box on the train before she stabbed it's tongue with a pipe and dropped it on the third rail
>be school boy
>obsessed with married woman in our town
>everyone want her
>husband now dead in war
>town turns against her
>she prostitute now
>dad pays for her fuck me
>husband returns
>write him a letter as they are move away
>>768804109
Casablanca
>be man
>have bird
>kill the bad men
>>768804195
Irl
Big dong
>>768804076
Tank girls not a mom?
When I get back home Im gonna rape soo many bitches
Yea ... its gonna be like, 5 o'clock its bitch raping time
>Man with drinking problem flies across the country to win back the woman he loves, who has a thing for inflatable sex dolls
>>768804210
Crucible
>>768804015
Nope.
Tbh I don't even know what the film is. I just have a really vague memory of a film like that and was hoping /b/ would know it for me
I believe in you guys
>>768804219
Royal tenenbaums
>>768804204
Lol okay I gotta watch it again I guess
>>768804268
King Kong (pick one)
>>768803722
live free or die hard is correct answer
>>768804076
Nigga, ive never even seen tank girl.
>>768804269
Fucking irl fag
>>768801216
Sleepaway Camp
>>768801216
tootsie?
>>768804300
Goddamn I know that one
Greentext probably would have made remember though
Fucking can't now that it's not greentext
>>768804336
nope
>>768804373
Literally the last 10-15 min this happens in
>>768804441
Lol nice. Those movies degraded exponentially with each sequel
>>768804403
Then fucking come back when you have, faggot
helicopters and (the) doors
>>768804522
Yes I know the creature. Just don't remember the licking. Lol I get it
>>768804575
Apocalypse now
>>768804609
It's all good. Go watch it now on 5movies
>>768804557
Yeah, but the first one is still great, and what a twist back in the day.
>>768804616
yes, easy one
>>768804303
>>768804303
Aeroplane
>>768804654
I think it may have been the first camp horror flicks, which gave us the term "campy". A classic for sure. Just stop on 2 or 3.
>get stabbed
>Gotta get better
>Get sticks
>Got sticks that have foam
>Fuck it
>Best friend betrayal
>Worst actor in history dies in front of daughter
>Yeay.jpeg
>kill best friend dad as revenge
>Shit is cash
>Get to use secret tech from gov.
>Never do get to fuck daughter
>>768804559
do... do you not understand what's going on?
He thinks of a movie that he's seen and describes the plot, and you try to guess what movie he's thinking of. He isn't describing a plot and you try to think of fucking movies that fit that plot, you stupid fucking nigger. If he says that Kangaroo Fucking Slut's movie isn't the one he's describing then it's not.
Is it stowaway camp? Its something along those lines but basically a trap murders a bunch of people.
>>768804837
>Vaguely
As vague as possible
That's what makes this game fun, nignog-slob-on-cob
>>768804219
The Crow
>>768804955
Is what stowaway camp? Which one?
>>768804717
Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
>>768804559
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768804990
Sleepaway Camp
this one guy has to kill his girlfriend's father
>>768805011
I'm a fag and will rape you with my ass you Navy seal and you'll get AIDS and give them to your wife who will kiss your kid and die. So who whens now?
>Man becomes obsessed with much his autobiography resembles his life
>>768804990
>>768804955
He means sleepaway camp for OP. Op already got his movie correctly guessed. It wasn't sleepaway camp, but it fits.
>>768805011
Braveheart
>>768805029
Nope he said stowaway camp
>>768804824
The adventures of Dave Lizewski and Chloe Queen /b/ Moretz
>be me
>great forger
>megabitchov school wants to make me popular
>k cool
>fuck i ruined her life
>whatever time to bang a school shooter
>lets kill people
>yeet
>oh man lets fite
and he dies the end
>>768801216
earth is a computer for mice
>>768805170
Nailed it
>>768805181
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>>768804963
The point being that he doesn't need to "prove" that the movie you guessed isn't the one he's describing poorly. Go spread your aids somewhere else.
>>768805091
Spiderman Homecoming?
>>768805175
Carrie
>>768805147
Which is not a thing, or a movie.
>>768805181
Another one who understands "vaguely" as "giving away the plot twist"
2 unrelated movies
>both contain former ytv host in main-ish role
>both have tits
>first movie: comedic orgasm
>second: non-comedic orgasm
>>768805226
Nah if he's saying I'm wrong and I know that I'm right then prove it
Don't worry
I'll wait
>>768804393
Nope, Boogie Nights
>>768805315
Which is why I was confused
>>768801216
ace ventura pet detective
>>768805373
Nope it's magic mike
>>768805397
I was thinking the Crying Game but Ace Ventura fits too. Also Sleepaway Camp.
>tfw suddenly god
>>768805361
Soo, like, you give up? Are you asking for the correct answer?
>be ex navy guy, live on south pacific island and own a bar, its your birthday
>ex navy buddy comes to see you every birthday to kick your ass
>3rd ex navy bro has daughter he never met in boston about to inherit company 3rd navy bro has shares in.
>illegitimatenativekids.gif
>silly romance shit ensues.
>The duke winds up tapping boston bitch's ass
>>768805175
Heathers
>>768805011
Bro r u fucking kidding me? Navy Seals? That's some amateur bullshit if i ever heard it. You wanna know who I am? I don't exist. The arm of the government I work for doesn't exist. I'm like a ghost, only seen when I wanna be seen. You just a crossed a line you can't uncross and I'll tell ya, youre not ready. Your body will collapse and your mind will fry when you see what in capable of. 300 kills? OK junior. I've toppled governments, ruined nations, taken out hundreds of thousands. You got a network of spies? Call em. By now they're all dead. You can't trace what doesn't exist. You'll never see me coming but when you're moment comes you'll know it's me and you'll know you never should have stepped up to the man's plate with your little boy pants on. You're fucking SUPER dead, boyo
>>768805181
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, but the movie was trash watch the old British tv show.
Also
>wake up
>killed a man
>but didn't
>sleep now
>shit changes
>get to the beach
>fuck, space
>find a dude
>Crash plane
>Break
>Breathe.gif
>Stadium go down
>Hole in grown keep dudes and dudettes in cause bad people
>Nuke ending
corporation working on succession plan
>>768805498
Bruce almoghty
>>768805503
Nah cause I'm right about tank girl whether anyone wants to admit it
>>768805611
you got it dude
>>768805591
rogue one
>>768805633
Ill admit that youre a fucking wierdo.
>>768805590
Or read the books.
>be cop with pregnant wife, because why not.
>be other cop who is retiring because lethal weapon made that the rule
>some guy screams "get this thing off of me", that was pretty good
>>768805590
Repomen
>crazy guy scares some kids at the end
>even messes with the cops for a few days
>generally evil insanity
>gets shot with a big gun
>>768805726
the other guys
Girl takes advantage of a disabled guy for decades
>>768805688
Nah keep guessing
>>768805757
Se7en
>>768805701
I dig it
>>768805726
Too ez, anon
Seven
>>768805714
obviously. I've read all of them many times. I was trying to say the show was a much better representation of the books, and goes further too. I just wish someone would make so long and thanks for all the fish the cricket wars was my favorite.
>>768805823
older movie
>>768805849
nope, older
>>768805591
bane
>>768805802
Forrest Gump
>>768805751
Nah keep guessing.
>>768805787
nope
>>768805849
bingo
>>768805849
>>768805893
disregard I suck cocks
>>768805902
Nailed it to a pole
>>768805757
Jeepers Creepers
>>768805590
Dark City
>>768805757
I should say big hand gun
>>768805993
nope. see
>>768806057
>>768806010
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>768805859
Fair enough. Yeah the BBC series was much better than the shitty movie we got.
>>768806078
Halloween!
>marionette gets sweet new job
>sexy office affair
>wife finds out about affair
>lock wife in a cage
>steals actor's identity
>goes back to being marionette
>only like half way through movie
>>768806149
Team America: World Police
>>768806146
Errrr. Wrongo.
>>768806149
Being john malkovich
>Shitty Valedictorian Speech
>Smoke Weed
>Good Valedictorian Speech
>>768806262
Yeah
>>768806251
Close enough
>Commit Fraud
>Do Crack
>Make Millions
>>768806295
Reality bites
>work shirts
>ties
>three guys and a baseball bat. It is about to get real
>>768806400
The wolf of Wall Street ?
>be university professor
>moving away
>tells story for entire movie
>story gives son heart attack
>>768806451
Im gonna have to stay late to get this one.
>>768806477
Yep easy
>>768806424
Nope
>>768806451
Office Space
>>768806529
Hell yeah :D
>>768806131
That said I loved the recent Dirk Gently series even if it was only loosely based on the source material. Such a shame we won't get a season 3.
Ok anons I will be honestly shocked if anyone gets this one.
>family owned circus
>mom gets cancer
>daughter enters art
>sphinx, giants, clockwork maids
>why do birds suddenly appear
>dark world girl allegory for teen angst
>I have a tower
>muscles
>jungle
>sweat
>>768806698
rambo?
>>768806519
>>768806595
>Oh yeah, that is exactly what I need, give it to me
spot on
>>768806698
Predator
>>768806698
Planet of the Niggers?
rare stone collector kills half the population of the universe
>the patient in the ambulance is the bank guard
>you would think after all that running she would be thinner.
>500 years in the future
>the two D's are for a double dose of pimpin'
>hate job
>stop giving fucks
>get raise/promotion
>still give no fucks
>friends get fired
>lets steel money
>money got
>feels bad
>try return money
>co-worker burns down office because of stapler
>uppers
>downers
>overdose
>necrotic flesh
>ass to ass
>Furry makes out with a very curvy redhead.
>>768801741
The Lady Killers.
>>768807134
Idiocracy
>>768807296
who killed roger rabbit
>>768807148
requiem for a dream
>guy wakes up from a dream
>saves the day
>gets girl
>must protect precious bodily fluids
>>768807296
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
>>768807309
Fuck. I've been trying to remember the name of that movie for a while. Thanks anon.
>>768807323
nobody
>>768807396
dune
>>768807396
Dr. Smoothlove
>>768807355
Yeh
>save a planet with a plant
>>768807393
Matrix
>>768807148
Requiem for a dream
>soccer hooligans
>shit the bed
>dead baby on the ceiling
>>768807434
Not him but hey that's a good answer.
>ahh i got bit by Tywin Lannister
>im the lord of the vampires now!
>haha die humans! i kill u all!
>>768807314
Yup
>>768807444
bingo
>>768807323
>>768807400
Spot on my dear dudes.
>>768807469
yep
> Clay bird biking the shit out of their enclosure.
>>768807434
Hmm, I mean Strangelove, but that's pretty accurate
>aliens out my ass
>Mr gay
>>768807148
Requiem for a dream
>>768807653
birds* faggot
>>768807488
Trainspotting, the superior of the two films
>>768807488
Trainspotting
>>768807488
trainspotting
>>768803716
bill and ted's excellent adventure
>*sings the blues* I done a bad thing
>I cut my brother in half
>>768807747
>>768807733
Got it. They're both good. Requiem is a little more preachy.
>two gay midgets
>travel to a mountain
>get free flight back home.
>>768807694
Dreamcatchers? I think that's what it's called. That awful Steven king movie with the shit weasels and retard duddits
>on a mission/ journey
>was blind the whole time
>>768807869
Lord of the rings
> 9/11, but in a room
> Also, time travel
>>768807891
Ray
>>768807247
yes
>>768807890
Yep. It was just Dream Catcher
>>768807891
Book of Eli
>>768807974
KEK
>San Francisco
>Cars
>seatbelts finally go on you know shit gets real
>gas station explosion
>>768808093
Zoolander?
>dog
>ƃop ɐ ʇou sʇi sʇoipi ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝƃ
>paranoia and fire ensue
>nigger
>>768807890
The book was slightly better, but still not that great. Good cast though! Timothy Olyphant, Thomas Jane, Morgan Freeman... Jason Lee was great, but died pretty quick.
