If you roll a bunch of soup around for long enough, it eventually turns into a monkey. And if you roll monkeys around for long enough, they eventually merge into a human.
Just like the way your iPod is made by randomly rolling sand and metal around in a bucket.
Right, atheists?
OP you must have time travelled forward 4 years. This is 2018
This shit isn't funny anymore
>>768801063
Here comes the insecure Christian again.
>>768801677
I agree, it's not funny at all. It's depressing how people can make themselves believe that their cellphones just happened randomly in their pockets from the random movement of their car keys and lint.
>>768801063
Which god do you barrack for?
>>768802335
The one responsible for you and I existing. Unless, of course, you believe that you were made by a bunch of chemicals deciding they wanted to be a jellyfish and then a monkey and then a human.
>>768801732
Haha made my day
>>768801732
You're totally free to be an atheist if you like. It's just mind-boggling, though, how someone can hate God so much that he'll believe literal and actual insanity like cars assembling themselves out of random mineral deposits rather than admitting the obvious truth that there is a Creator.
>>768802544
And the great thing is is that they have no explanation how life even began from nothing. If someone ever does it in a lab, atheists will be like "See God isn't necessary for life," while in fact all that it will show is that you can't create life without an extreme intelligence.
>>768802758
You sound like an insecure person trying to believe in the fairy tale of Christianity.
These are usually funny, but this one doesn't even make sense.
>>768802914
It reeks of desperation. They so badly *want* to believe in atheism that they'll deny reality right in front of their noses, defy all logic, and then claim they're the rational ones and everyone else is stupid.
>>768802544
>>768802758
>>768802914
>>768803130
What part of "insecure little dweeb" escapes you?
>>768802544
>>768802758
>>768802914
>>768803130
So where’s your proof of god? Lets see it. Lets hear it. PROOF not BELIEF
>>768803207
"If this be the whole fruit of victory, we say: if the generations of mankind suffered and laid down their lives; if prophets and martyrs sang in the fire, and all the sacred tears were shed for no other end than that a race of creatures of such unexampled insipidity should succeed, to protract in saecula saeculorum their contended and inoffensive lives – why, at such a rate, better lose than win the battle, or at all events better ring down the curtain before the last act of the play, so that a business that began so importantly may be saved from so singularly flat a winding-up." -- William James, from The Will to Believe
>>768803207
There have been many great thinkers who have addressed the "problem of evil" and many agree that there are solutions to it. See Alvin Plantinga, for one.
>>768803391
I’m not evil. Or a problem. So what next?
>>768803317
If there was proof of God, it wouldn't be God. The nature of God is faith. The whole point is that you have to open your heart to the Holy Spirit and allow it to guide your vision. Once you take that step, everything becomes clear. You need to become as a child and see everything for the first time again for the scales to fall from your eyes.
>>768803317
Where's your proof for no God? I think the creation of the universe, the fine-tuning of everything, objective morality, the fact that we can see certain things are evil and so on make a very good cumulative case for the existence of God.
>>768803556
Your brainwashed. There’s no proof of your fairytale. Science is proof.
>>768803619
Burden of proof is on the person making extraordinary claims. That would be you.
>>768803674
I think you meant to say Science is God. At least you believe in *a* god, just not the right one.
>>768803851
Hahahahaha the right one. Fucking classic!!! Hahahahaha
>>768803851
No I meant to say what I said
>>768801063
>doesn't understand elements or compositions or microscopic lifeforms or symbiosis
>decides to shitpost on /b/, no doubt closely bracketed by a post about how /b/ is shit now
ay my guy you bait real high
>>768802544
Which one is responsible? Thousands have been fabricated. Which one did it?
>>768803981
I thought the whole point of Yeshua etc. was that he was the embodiment of all that was divine as humans witnessed/interpreted it; the idea is that 'one divine power' rules all and anyone who isn't a shitposter on /b/ is fairly abreast of the fact that it's commonly agreed upon that these are all 'one divine being' (if it were such a thing; depends with whom you chat)...
Where there are pantheons or hierarchies are just splitting that one into its facets or into different pieces of their divinity (this one controls the sun, this one the moon, etc)-- and almost all of the interpretations of divinity involve emotion which is, undoubtedly, a very human concept
In short if you're not an assblaster on /b/ you're worth discussion, but since you're an assblaster on /b/ it's a lot better to condescend you about the sorry state of your virginity and how that's going to lead to you being as depressing as Elliot "She Better Be A Dodger" Rodger
I have no idea what that fucking purple thing is. Carbunkle?
>>768803865
But of course you know how the entire Universe was formed billions and billions of years ago, because you saw it with your own eyes, right? Everything was nothing and then it just decided to BE, and then there were galaxies and iPods and things just randomly, from rolling dice. And you know this because you witnessed it happening. Good call.
>>768803733
So the universe coming from nothing, life coming from non-life, morality arising from evolution, consciousness coming from matter.... Those all seem to be pretty extraordinary claims to me.
>>768804318
We literally have proof of the big bang, you have no proof of god.
Case closed, pack it up boys, this jesus faggot is ruined.
>>768804626
>proof of the big bang
You actually believe this. Amazing. And you say I'm brainwashed to believe in fairy tales.
>>768804626
The big Bang needs a big banger.
>>768804318
>>768804427
Still waiting on PROOF
>>768802758
invent scenarios and present them as reason
genuine believer detected
>>768804985
Still waiting for your proof that there was no First Cause to the Universe, and that everything which exists is totally random, and that if you shake a bowl of soup in a can for long enough it turns into a parrot.
>>768804985
I honestly just want every one of you niggers to choke so we can get back to optimizing VR sex dolls and just die out in obscurity and blissful, orgasmic near-silence
I'm tired of all of you people existing and just needing to fight over shit constantly. Just die if you're so eager to fight, there's tons of places that'll put a gun in your hands and point you at angry people who shoot back
Nothing special about humans. No better than monkeys. Sure big civilizations but that also nukes itself. Stop believing youre special fageтs.
>>768804985
We don't have "proof", just like you don't have proof for your beliefs. I think we have inference to the best explanation. We can infer that there is an intelligent Creator for reasons already discussed in this thread.
>>768805166
Someone’s a little angry.
>>768803865
Except for the fact that all those cultures ALSO have a flood tale.
Cunt.
>>768805257
An intelligent creator could be aliens. Do you believe that?
>>768805383
Yeah a tale. A fairytale.
Are you actully retarded?
>>768805430
Call it what you want, it doesn't change that the pic I referenced is flawed. You can call any history you like a fairy tale unless you witnessed it first hand.
>>768805388
No. If aliens are part of the universe they didn't create it. Aliens need to be created as well.
>>768801063
sauce on gif?
Ok my last post. I leave in peace. U guys believe what you want and I’ll believe what I want. Just remember this thread was started trolling atheists. I just responded with facts and reason. Good night!
>>768801063
This is OP
>>768805699
Lol
I never understood what athiecucks have to prove.
The vast majority of the earths population believes in a deity, why do they feel the need to share their beliefs? If you turn away a jehovah's witness, why cant you turn your own mouth away from believers?
>>768805143
Too many preservatives in canned soup m8
>>768805584
Maybe they’re from a different universe? There are several.
>>768806000
Ah you've experienced them first hand?
Still a fairy tail until I see it personally.
>>768806063
Yeah your right. Just like god.
>>768806151
Ah you've seen evolution yourself then?
I havent.
I have seen the lost saved, people with no hope find God and change their lives into hope, peace, and joy.
>>768806000
Ah yes, the multiverse. The fantasy that naturalistic scientists need to believe in in order to explain the fine-tuning of our universe without resorting to an intelligent creator.
>>768806276
Cool. But u can do all those things without gods help
>>768806336
It’s called evidence
>>768801063
Enough with these fucking threads already.
If I never see that ugly ass bitch on this board again it'll be too soon.
Shame really cos crying children usually give me a semi.
>>768806570
Kek
>>768806336
>multiverse
>fantasy
>god
>obviously
>>768806000
Trips confirm Universe was created by multidimensional aliens.
>>768801063
No and no. No atheist has ever said that.
>>768806889
>No atheist has ever said that
Except they do. They discover an iPod and the first thing they think is that it must have randomly assembled itself from raw materials.
>>768806538
That headline is very misleading. The article says there are a few circular patterns in the cosmic microwave background. Some scientists theorize that it may be from bumping into other universes. IF (and that's a big IF) they are correct, then it would imply a mutliverse. So far nobody has proven anything.
>>768801063
as erroneous as this statement is, it's still more believable than "a sky wizard did it"
>>768806818
Not any more far fetched than what your claiming. Amazing that you believe crap like you do but you immediately shoot down anything else
>>768806987
Are u fucking serious with this comment?
>>768807009
Just like god
>>768806987
That rediculous belief has nothing to do with atheism. An atheist can even even not believe in evolution and still be an atheist. An atheist is just someone who hasn't been convinced of the existence of god.
>>768807306
Thank you
>>768801063
Obvious troll is obvious
Sage goes in all fields, niggas.
>>768807217
Do you agree that a human is considerably more complex than an iPod? An atheist sees a human and instantly thinks, "This indescribably complex thing must have assembled itself from a soup of chemicals." Why would they think anything different about an iPod they just happened to find lying around?
>>768807369
Are u serious?
>>768804318
Why the hell do you keep bringing up Ipods
Evolution has nothing to do with atheism. If you want to talk about evolution I can talk about evolution. But don't conflate evolution with arheism.
>>768807516
For real
Nothing->God->Universe
or
Nothing->Universe
If it's unbelievable to think the universe came from nothing I don't see why a hyper intelligent super being more believably comes from nothing.
Also there's no reason to not believe in the big bang if your a theist because it is the mechanism by which God made the universe.
>>768807369
The very definition of reductio ad absurdum.
Also, piss-poor bait.
>>768807262
You seem more willing to believe in these other fanciful theories than God. If God were real and were to suddenly reveal himself to the world, would you follow him?
>>768807614
I'd have a shitload of questions first.
>>768807516
Because it's short to write. Would you rather I started writing "Nokia flip-phone" or "chemical rocket thruster" instead?
>>768807611
^^ this
>>768801677
>time travelled forward
>shit isn't funny anymore
>>768807614
It would certainly be more believable. Why doesn’t he just do that?
>>768807659
Yes me want chemcilal rocket thruster and then I believe you
>>768807614
Have you read "Towing Jehovah"? Interesting novel. God's mile-high corpse is found floating in the ocean and the story follows the ship responsible for towing his corpse back to shore. It's interesting to consider how people would react if they suddenly have proof that God DID exist, but that he's now dead.
>>768806276
we literally see evolution every year in real time with influenza
>>768801063
No, that's how you get the average creationist's argument...
>>768807845
I don’t think we’ll ever have to worry about it
>>768807796
Some would argue that it would take away your free will. You would have no choice but to believe in God in that situation.
>>768801063
this sounds like a great sequel to Katamari
>>768807369
Atheism has nothing to do with evolution.
As for evolution, natural selection isn't random. An animals environment kills off all the genes not capable of surviving in that environment. Mutations are random, but all the mutations not fit for the environment are killed off, leaving only the mutations fit for the environment. Animals are made for thier environments like puddles are made for thier holes.
>>768807970
Retards would argue that it would take away your free will.
FIFY
>>768807970
So why doesn’t he show himself and then everyone would believe
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
>>768808183
Sorry
>>768807970
Because god hasn't revealed himself, I have no choice but to withhold judgment.
>>768801063
>if you roll monkeys around for long enough, they eventually merge into a human.
Don't be ridiculous. Man was made from the clay of a river bed and woman was made out of a rib, it's right there in the book. You haven't been listening to talking snakes again, have you?
>>768808611
>himself
Did you just assume her gender?
>>768808815
Yes.
>>768808611
Godfags would have you believe this is the way he/she/it wants it. Faith is worthless with evidence and all that bollocks.
Also conveniently side-steps having to provide any actual proof for their delusions.
>>768801063
>>blah blah jebus blah blah
Evolution is fact, christfaggorty is not. Science gets results, your fairy tales do not. Leave and do not return.
>>768809928
>Science gets results
>>768810085
Yes, it does.
As evidenced by your ability to post nonsense for the rest of us to laugh at.
>>768803207
I woke up with this on my mind today
>>768810392
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
>>768811661
And I'd be willing to bet that if anyone actually does push the button, it'll be a 'believer' because deep down, you all want it to happen so you can finally be with Jebus.
The only person to ever authorise the use of nuclear weapons to date was a Protestant.
