... she's not human.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
... she's not human.
No, seriously. She's not human...
>>768800999
Checked.
>>768800999
>>768801077
r u god?
>>768800999
thats a good get
>>768800999
Why do you have to spam this dumb image over and over again?
>>768800999
I dont care
>>768800999
>>768801077
Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's penis.
>>768800999
So, what, a sex doll?
Also those digits, shiet nigga
I am but a simple messenger... a messenger of silicone and manhood...
Also, I see a bunch of threads with human girls so I thought I'd shake things up a bit... (8)
i want one
>>768801592
That's a mighty fine piece of silicone, mah dude. (8)
I hope that someday they can get the cost down to like $500 for one of those.
>>768800999
>>768801077
wonder if anyones made videos with this doll
>>768801987
Some day, my friend. And there will be a day when we will hug them, and they will hug us in return. Unfortunately, not many people share our views. So this thread die soon. As will I. Do not despair. As our union of silicone today will live on in our minds and drive us to reach our hands out to bring our inanimate waifus into reality. These are the words and promise of an average joe. (8)
Remember the saga of the average joe. The Messenger of Silicone who grabbed the Double Dub Trips from the heavens. Sayonara...
>>768801592
I was into it till i saw that face. Whoever made this has clearly never seen a human face before.
>>768803259
Way to ruin an anime, Anon!!
>>768803850
Eek. Wish they would work on the poon a bit. I like it closed until I open it myself...
>>768804022
Now thats magical.
>>768800999
Nice trips can i have a free fuck doll now
>>768804107
You can't get a free one, but depending on what all you want on her can make her cheaper. Here ya go. Go nuts. It's legit.
https://dc.the-doll-house.com/
leave the doll threads to the loli doll owners, stop these normie doll threads
loli gang will pull up str8 up
>>768804354
And just like that. I need new pants. Thanks a lot...
>>768804485
Where's a good place to get loli dolls?
>>768804485
No, if we want doll technology to advance we need the normal dolls. if you like loli dolls thats great but if all doll lovers are known seen as pedos then nobody would get into it.
>>768804485
>implying doll owners are pedophiles
>implying doll owners are normies
Kek.
i wish the quality ones weren't so expensive
I'd like to get a "normal" doll but all the ones I find either have supermassive tits like in OP. Or look just wrong. I like a more petite woman, I think thats why I got a loli doll. There is very little middle ground in the doll market right now.
>>768800999
Fuck. I never thought I'd fall in love on /b/.
I see a few comments here about loli dolls. Eh. It took a bit getting used to, but I usually assume that the "loli dolls" are actually supposed to be adult women. It's just that, in order to save on cost, they scale down the size of the doll. Lesser the size, the lesser material you use to make it, the more you save. I don't think the whole love doll thing is exclusively for loli lovers(aka pedophiles), but rather, its just a matter of expenses on the company's part. Also, you kinda get what you pay for, so... yeah...
>>768803583
Apparently in one of those lighthouses Elizabeth became a bimbo sex doll.
>>768807888
That doll looks expensive.
>>768800999
Your mom's not human.
>>768801387
Checked
>>768808210
OP here. And I guaranntee you that your silicone waifu will love you as well, my friend... (8)
Also, never thought this thread would get this much notice. lol
#GetADoll
>>768804933
i aint say shit about pedos and doll owners aren't normies but this thread is a doll hate thread
>>768804750
I'm not telling u in this thread, ask when the next loli thread comes
>>768804836
normal dolls are gay, and lolis are pedos but pedo isnt bad if you arent a predator
>>768808870
That last one... uh... that doesn't make sense. And also, this is a doll hate thread?
>possibly a roastie
You're getting replaced whether you like it or not. >8)
>>768809729
I'm not a roastie I'm loli doll owner
it doesn't make sense cause ur gay
>>768809983
oh hey ************************** hehe aylmao
super secret club btw
>>768804022
Checked!
>>768804836
A dolls a doll, I don't think it matters much wether it's loli or not.
>>768810592
Oh hey, MadThad! You get outta prison already? We missed ya, man...
>>768800999
Oh fuckin really! Never woulda guessed! Got any more insights, jackass?
>>768811537
Also. This.
>>768800999
Women == replaced
>>768811768
>Women = ~51% of world population
Nice try, TJ's brother
anyone know whether queenyeah SD dolls are any good? thinking of getting one but i can't find a whole lot on their reputation.
>>768807888
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5YuJe3SViU
>>768811537
it does
loli makes literally everything better
legalize lolis in 3d
loli is love loli is life
>>768812025
Dunno. Looks are a big factor. But you should also think about the material too. Silicone might be a tad bit more expensive, but its less toxic than TPE when it makes contact with other chemicals or whatever. Its also more durable, but since it feels sorta rough, you'll have to add baby oil/baby powder to soften the skin. Also, you can leave it standing or sitting in one place and it wont look like a pancake where it was standing. It also doesnt get affected too much by warm water.
With TPE, its very heat sensitive. It'll probably melt a little with hot water, and you'll have to keep the material maintained with baby oil or whatever TPE friendly moisturizer to keep the material from breaking apart. Unlike silicone, you can't just leave it in one place for a long time or else it'll start deteriorating. It's actually not that much of an issue since it only takes 5 or so minutes depending on how big/small your doll is. Also, you can just rub it down with the stuff while you're making out with it. lol another big plus of TPE is that its cheaper and feels a lot more silkier compared to silicone. Its great if you like jiggly breasts. Silicone is for if you're lazy and you like firm semi-firm butts. I think someone posted a link to a doll site above somewhere. Check it out and see...
i'm all for the idea, but if you guys think that the government will just "let" you have a sex doll, you are seriously naive.
>>768813407
oh i know about how to maintain one, but i just dont know whether im going to get exactly what their pictures show or if i'm going to get a piece of toast and a piece of paper that tells me i got ripped off. plus i cant find a particular doll on any other store.
>>768800999
fokin checked
>>768813524
nigga they've already put brothels in the red
our penises are beyond the government's control
Our boners are chaos incarnate, destroyer of ethics
>>768811768
I know its just a meme, but this describes me perfectly.
any pic or vid of a woman making out with a sex doll
>>768811878
a worthless but necessary byproduct of needing to reproduce.
how many women have ever not thoroughly fucked something up?
>>768813593
Oh no, dude. It's legit. It's called the Doll House actually. One of my favorite YouTubers got a doll from that company, and he talks with a man named Phil who works there and makes the dolls. He trusts him and never had a problem with him so its fine with me. If you want what you pay for you can go the doll house website. It's legit, it seems.
Btw, the YouTuber's name is Turd Flinging Monkey. He talks with the Doll House sometimes on his streams. No worries.
soon real females will be obsolete as technology continues to advance even further. We'll design hot, realistic dolls with advanced AI with the ability to give companionship.
>>768814182
i meant queenyeah SD, not dollhouse
>>768800999
dicky doo don't care
>>768814555
Oh, man. Well, I don't know about them. I recommend contacting them through email first to verify before you buy. At least thats what I'd do. If you don't get a response, then just assume they're sketchy and move on. There's also this site besides the doll house. I assume that this is legit too. Though you might wanna contact them too. Just to make sure.
https://reallovesexdolls.com/
>>768800999
>... she's not human.
It's Okay , neither are women.
>>768800999
I'd still shoot cum in it.
>>768814894
guess im grabbing this one then. shit looks good, not insanely expensive, tpe.
>>768815114
Holy jazz. Might be a lil bigger than usual on the bagoombas, but wow. She looks like she came straight out of an anime! Nice pick, dude!
>>768814220
Dunno if this is autistic or not, but the article in this video says it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q6hpEYfN5Y
OP here. And whoa.... nice... (8)
>>768807888
Those dolls were great for fucking , my roommate got one as a gag gift and I would always inflate it and fuck the shit out of it then try and put it back exactly as I found it.... His girlfriend found out because it got soapy when they took it in the shower.
>>768816852
Well done, Anon! I am now gonna be smiling like a mad man in my sleep. Nice keks
