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whats your excuse on not doing coke?

inb4
>muh health
>muh only losers do drugs
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I hate coke.
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>>768800796
you never tried good coke then
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I don’t know where to buy
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>>768800773
I prefer Pepsi.
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I prefer pepsi
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>>768800773
>Mac
>"excuse"
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>>768800925
I already beat you to it faggot kys
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>>768800957
Hey thats rude
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>>768800773
I prefer pepsi
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>>768800773
Because I'd prefer it if my dopamine receptors didn't down regulate any further, faggot.
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>>768800906
>>768800925
top comedy
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>>768800773
Not interested in doing any drugs. Except weed.
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>>768800773
the army would kick me out
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>>768801007
This. I'll stick to weed and caffeine
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>>768800773
Overrated
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>>768800773
i only do green fresh coke, sometimes with additives but none of that white processed shit
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>bragging about doing coke
>Posts the shittiest pussy line ever
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>>768800773
It's a waste of money. I'd rather spend my money on drugs that actually do something.
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>>768800773
Theres never enough
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>>768800773
Because stimulants are trash. If someone busts it out and gives me a free line then ok but id never buy a bag anymore. The only drugs id actually spend money on are alcohol, weed, benzos and psychedelics. Anything is a hot waste of money and tbh any drug is a waste of money.
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>>768800773
too poor to afford a habit like that and way too far from the southern US border

also i like depressants not stimulants
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>>768800773
Worst drug comedown by far
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>>768800773
Because meth or speed is far more efficient and more cost effective. Coke is a shit tier party drug reserved for high schoolers and bankers who are too stupid to know what to do with their money. Which one are you OP?
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>>768801112
You mean cocoa leaf?
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I'm already almost underweight, I don't need to become Mr skeletal
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>>768800773
No one sells it in my town
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Nah bepis good
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I need my job, plus I kind of like what I do.
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>>768801212
you can smoke it, sniff it, add some magic cinder to it and get the cocaine effect but way stronger
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So ya,
Thought ya,
Might like to go to the show...
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>>768801208
OP here

where i live bangin flake is liek £60 a g and gets delivered quicker than dominos pizza. im just an average student, sick of any other drug
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>>768800773

because it's illegal mr not-an-officer
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>>768801570

>sick of any other drug
Pff. You mean you are stuck on one.
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>>768801569
What does the wall gave to do with anything?
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>>768800773
I'm poor nigga.
Thats the rich white man's drug.
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>>768800773
I don't need it, but thanks for impulsing the economy of the USA government
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>>768801925
so get speed that's the nazinigger drug.
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>>768800773
The first and last time I tried it
I end up with a psychotic phase that last 2 months... I was in full schizo mode... never ever again.
And... coke = stomach cancer
And fuck Cartels, seriously.
I don't need more dopamine in my life.
Don't do coke
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>>768800773
Personally really like it the times i've done it, but taking adderal everyday dilutes its effects for me. Plus I don't need more vascular constrictors in my body.
Sticking to molly for the time being.
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>>768802016

pussy nigger
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Coke turns you into a zombie that's only mission is to get high again. See related picture
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>>768800773
When I come down off it I become unreasonably sad so I just don’t even bother anymore.
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>>768800773
Couldn't give two shits about it, I'd rather save my money and time
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>>768802090

Amfetamines makes you do blitzkrieg.
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>>768802062
Fuck off, hopefully you'll never have to live what I went through
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>>768800773
>please share my stupid destructive behavior to make me feel less of a faggot
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>>768800773
>>muh only losers do drugs
>Buckfast bottle
If the shoe fits, anon...
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>>768802222
Dope quads my nigger friend
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>>768802131
nah thats the only reason why i prefer coke to mdma - you feel fine the next day. no mood swings etc
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>>768800773
Only tried Coca leaves, was meh
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muh only losers do drugs
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>>768800860
>>768800773

unless you've been to south america, you haven't tried good coke either you fucking faggot

enjoy your speed
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anyone else eat their coke boogers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I3HHKHrS1E
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>>768802224
m8 im in one of the best unis in the country (and the world) my life is sorted. dont have to worry about aything
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>>768802222
WITNESSED
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>>768800773
im drinking right now coke light
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>>768802222
Witnessed the truth
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>>768802291
you needed to chew that with stevia ash, gets you real high
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>>768802341

Fatass.
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>>768801111
quads
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>>768802222
Congrats on the quads, cunt
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>>768800900
Underrated post
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>>768802222
quads....
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>>768802222
Quads speaketh only truth
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>>768802362
Like, light an artificial sweetener on fire and then chew on it?
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>>768800773
I almost OD'd and ended up in the back of an ambulance because of coke about a year ago. Haven't touched it since. Shit's overrated anyways. Doesn't even feel that great, it just triggers the part of your brain that makes you want to compulsively do it again until it's gone.
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>>768800773
It's shit.
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>>768801111
>>768802222

duble quads
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>>768800773
No Coke, Pepsi.
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>>768802518
>>768802518

nah, it's the actual plant that has been burnt. You can buy it in the south american street markets alongside the bags of raw coca
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coke is literally the most overrated drug dude. You take it, get hyper for 5 minutes, and then want more.
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>>768802538

sounds like your shit was laced homie.

real coke brings euphoria similar to light doses of mdma, and you don't fuckin jones out for it, like the coke in north america, which is mostly just meth
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>>768800773
Shits expensive and only ever wants me wanting more . There's no sense of satisfaction.
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The beer I reach for like a crutch and then down one immediately after the other suffices. Unless there's weed. Then I need te weed too. Or better weed. Because who wouldn't also want better weed? Or spreading false rumors that the people who I have to thank for every drink I had for a year were hooked on coke in order to gain the perceived high ground when I turn Judas one too many times. Because nothing beats the thrill of conquering the innocent.
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>>768800773
I live in California and I don't even know where the fuck I could get weed from let alone harder drugs. It's not like you can buy that shit from the grocery store.
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>>768802848
>and you don't fuckin jones out for it
Have you ever actually done coke? If you're not fiending for your 5th line 20 minutes after your 4th, then you're the one who has been doing shit coke. The almost died at 9am and I had been racking out since 10pm with friends.
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>>768803081
I* not the
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>>768803062
not sure if bait or just retarded
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>>768800773
Broke and no dealers
Looking into shrooms as a common thing to take, I smoke weed because it's cheap and nondescript. Cops let me off with a bag of the stuff because I'm super white
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>>768803114
Man I don't even leave my apartment unless it is to go to work or buy groceries and I haven't had any social contacts in over a decade.
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>>768801037
other bro of different mother XD. Weedpower (greetings from Spain :D)
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>>768800773
I want to buy suppressors and short barreled rifles so I'm not gonna break the law
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>>768800773
cuz i don't want to, don't find a single reason to

let's reverse that
what's your excuse on doing coke?
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>>768801469
Magic cinder? What
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Coke is a drug for brainless sad people.
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>>768800773
poorfag and no vendor avalable, I would try it at least once though.
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>>768803561

and rich
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>>768800773
I've tried it a few times. It' expensive where I live though.
I don't do it any more because I found it very more-ish and didn't fancy turning into an addict. Like any drug, it will take a grip of you eventually. The bad thing with coke is how confident it makes you feel, even when you're a dribbling wide-eyed perma-sniffing freak.
Hope that answers your question.
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>falling for the CIA´s powder
lol
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>>768803710
Not anymore, my friends are using this shit at work. They are ecologist and like to know what they are eating... but when it come to "coke"...
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>>768800773
I'm not a conservative.
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>>768803924
You know budget gotta come from somewhere, right?
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>>768800773
Drugs are fun, only losers do coke.
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>>768800773
As much as I'd love to do coke, scumfuck dealers here cut it with fentanyl. That's my excuse
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>>768801111
quads of gay
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>>768801569
sauce on this pic?
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>>768802222
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>>768800773
Coke is not a super fun drug and I've had good stuff before. It's a support drug at best
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>>768802338
who dis bitch? looks like my 4th grade teacher
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>>768802016
Why did it send you schizo?
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>>768804352
underrated post
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>>768802979
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>>768800773
I am not doing coke because for one g of coke 6 people had to die.
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SKI BOYS LETS HIT THE SLOPES
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>>768804783
she's a druggie slag for sure
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>>768802979
I'll have what you're having.
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>>768804730
I'm not that anon but coke floods your brain with dopamine and too much dopamine is thought to be the cause of schizophrenia.
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>>768801111
>>768802222
Quads, quads everywhere
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>>768800773
Because it's Wednesday....wait, that's not an excuse. mb
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>>768804957
Shit man ive been thinking about trying it for the first time.. Scaring me off
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>>768800773
Adderall is better.
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>>768800773
Because I'm not a nigger
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>>768800773
im too poor.But im glad i cant afford it, as i would become a full blown addict after trying it once.
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>>768805243
>nigger
>cocaine
Pick one
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>>768800773
Don't like to go fast. Rather go slow.
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>>768800773
>mac

That explains it. More money than sense.
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>>768800773
I don’t have an excuse. I fuckin love doing coke (every few months). Much better than doing crack(feel like a nigger when I do foilies)
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>>768805243
Niggers do crack, not coke dumbass
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>>768800773
Never found a dealer
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>>768800773
coke is expensive and I prefer psychedelics
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americans do too much coke at once
the way to do it is to start out with very small mini lines at the beginning of the night. you need a little more each time so by the end of the night you'll be doing fat rails.
americans _start_ with the fat rails, run out of shit, get gacked up, etc etc. gross.
having said that there's nothing like having a bag with several oz of blow, you feel like a king
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>>768805887
one does not replace the other

acid is my shit
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also shooting coke IV is a whole other level. my 2nd favorite drug ever on its own and favorite ever mixed with H in a speedball
no experience with freebase but people used to love that. but you get _really_ paranoid.
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>>768800773
Overpriced and I prefer MDMA acid and whippets
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>>768800900
want help? easy to find by Disneyland in CA
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>>768805243
niggers sell coke. it's mainly codeine, weed and xanax that they take with the occasional molly or if they're crazy older ones PCP & Crack are their drugs of choice.
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I can barley maintain a decent diet, I can't imagine how awful my life would be if I took up highly addictive drugs
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>>768800773
fentanyl
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You cant be a pot head if you do coke, i only smoke weed
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>>768800773
I love cocaine
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>>768801093
it's detectable for 24 hours.
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>>768800773
I'm over coke.
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>>768802222
Truthy
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Here is a video of me doing cocaine in the woods and chatting shit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY&persist_app=1&app=m in a poet
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>>768800773
As evident by your computer choice, I'd say it's safe to say that you don't make good life decisions
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>>768800773
Haven't touched it in over 20 years. Shit cost to much and when you find it now it is always majorly cut with something else. Easier to take 5 lortab 10s for a good rush.
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I'm a responsible adult and firearm owner.
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>>768800773
I miss high heat blow
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>>768800773
there is a possibility to get random piss tests at work and I like make fat scrill, so i don't want to jeopardize it.
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>>768807499
darknet
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>>768806975
This
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>>768800773
Because I'm smart.
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1. I had a good friend who became addicted to cocaine and it nearly ruined his life

2. I will not have my money going to the destruction of rainforests and the destabilization of South American governments, supporting rape, murder and torture by cartels.

3. I'm not a faggy norman taking pictures of teeny tiny lines of what could very well be baking soda and posting them on a board that is basically for random porn threads these days

4. I have much better shit to do, and I can get much higher quality stimulants in pill form for way cheaper; I know they haven't been cut down, and they are quite a bit more morally sound of a purchase.
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>>768808748
kek I never knew where this image came from. I saved this like 7 years ago
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>>768800773
its a drug that shallow, materialistic and self absorbed people take in order to get a false sense of confidence.
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>>768800773

I don't like uppers

Give me Percocet or give me shrooms
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>>768801093
fuck the army. youre a faggot..
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Last time I did coke I ended up cross dressing in lingerie for my gay neighbour and he barebacked me in the ass. Seemed like a good point to stop doing coke
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Overrated drug. Just made me want to move around and talk faster. At parties it's ok, but if your just doing lines for the sake of it then you're retarded. Just stick to weed.
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>>768800773
I don't have $1.14 and walmart too far away.
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>>768808852
>7 years ago

shore ya did
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>>768800773

Drugs are baaad, m-kay? mm-kay.
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>>768809843
not him but the filename checks out for about 2010-11 so he is probably telling the truth
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>>768807291
this is false

its detectable on average up to 3 days, but if you drink lots of alcohol while using cocaine, it creates a compound in your liver which can be detected up to 2 weeks
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>>768801093
why you wanna die for israel so bad?
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>>768810065
how come?
and how do you know that?
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>>768809197
this is pretty fucking accurate
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>>768809197
delet this
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>>768810060
IMPOSSIBRU

I only saw it for the first time on reddit like a year ago or somethin
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>>768810151
cocaethylene

look it up
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>>768810151
and i know it because im on felony probation for cocaine possession
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>>768810239
dunno man
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I prefer Pepsi
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>>768800773
drip.

can find stuff that makes me feel better and doesn't dat drip.
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>>768810404
I like this gif this is a good gif add me on xbox live new internet friend
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>>768800773
I cant afford it. Last time I bought coke was about 2 weeks ago. Me and my buddy bought 2 grams. About an hour after the dealer left we called him bcak for another 2 grams. The 3rd time we called him he came back and said he didn't have any more blow but he had some rocks. We ended up buying 4 grams of crack. Not my proudest moment, but yeah, that happened.
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Because it literally makes everything in your life seem worse in comparison and the addiction turns you into a nigger. My excuse is having a functional brain stem
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>>768810542
don't have Xbox fren but feel free to save it ( ˘• ֊ •˘ )
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>>768800773
No money
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>>768810181
no....

LSD, now that is a worthy experience if you are going to take any substance..
cocaine is a waste of money, it is fleeting the moment you snort.
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I never understood why people do hardcore drugs. Getting caught with weed is one thing but getting a felony is ridiculous. Getting high isn't worth risking multiple rights and job opportunities
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>>768801134
>this fucking underrated post
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>>768800773
Thats a pussy line but i sure do miss doing coke...
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Why would I want to
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The question is why i should?
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>expensive
>boring
>better options
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I can't afford coke right now. But as soon as i can I won't have an excuse anymore
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>>768812042
When you're drunk and there are sexy ass girls around it's the shit.
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>>768811067
Once you grow up and have your own place getting busted with drugs isn't really a concern. I'll call a dealer, they show up at my place, I buy my shit, they leave, I get high and thats about it. I don't have any cops living in my house so theres no way to get busted.
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>>768811067
Don't get caught. Get a lawyer if you do get caught.
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>>768813086
Not the guy you're replying to but who the hell does coke at home? That sounds like a giant waste
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>>768800773

Vicodin is 100000000x better.
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>>768813216
I'm old. My going out to party days are over. I come home after work with a case of beer and occasionally buy dope.
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>>768800773
It gives a sense of accomplishment without you achieving anything. It's the most beta drug.
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>>768813469
>It's the most beta drug
You clearly have never done cocaine.
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>>768813567
False sense of accomplishment is a pretty pussy thing to want
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>>768813713
How can you say its the most beta drug ever when you obviously have never tried it?
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Because I can't stop shitting on people long enough for them to sell me some.
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>>768800773
Love the stuff, but....
shits expensive
I could easily sell my life away because its awsome so i try to be careful.
I get so depressed the next day or during the comedown that I hate it and tell myself i should never do it again
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Rail meth like a real man you fagalag
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>>768814307
Objectively speaking. If that isn't addiction then there is no such thing as addiction
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>>768801111
The quads have spoken. Coke is overrated.
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>>768813263
is vicodin benzos? i had a very very VERY bad experience with xanax
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>>768800773
Thats way too much to do at once. Youre wasting. Or its garbage
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>>768800773
cost too much for the fleeting "high" it gives. I find it to be a boring drug. there is much better out there
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>>768815712
pussy. my tolerance is fucked
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>>768800773
Only gays do drugs
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>>768815830
depends on how you define "better"

coke just feels good the next day. you can drink a bottle of whiskey with a gram of coke up your nose and feel great. on the contrary do the same amoun of md and you eel suicidal next morning
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>>768815892
hmu when u want some cock sweetie
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>>768802090
but thats not a zombie... thats an alien wearing an edgar suit...
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>>768800773
It's too expensive man. I've done it twice and loved it but damn is it expensive
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>>768815471
vicodin is an opioid.
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>>768807118
its honestly not addicting... at least to me. my one buddy says he is. pretty sure his is mixed with something but i tried it a couple times and just have no care for it.
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