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Just found out one of my neighbors has an insecure chromecast.

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Just found out one of my neighbors has an insecure chromecast. Not sure who it belongs to but I'm not really friendly with any of my neighbors. Could you guys suggest stuff I can chromecast to them? I want something to really ruin their evenings.
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>>768790722
All of them are unsecured you moron
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>>768790792
Does that mean that anything I said was wrong?
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>>768790722
Just fuck off and leave them alone? Just keep to yourself. UNless you're trying to get revenge or something.

Post story.
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>>768790722
Just leave your neighbors alone
Also when you connect I’m pretty sure it displays who’s device has connected
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>>768790722
2girls1cup

or just isis propaganda
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>>768790722
A live feed of a camera peeping on a different neighbor.
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>>768791079
Didn't want this to be a greentext thread, but here goes:
>Just move into new student home
>Day 1
>Walk past this little chubby Irish guy, kinda looks like a teddybear
>He's carrying a bunch of gaming stuff
>See him later on in the kitchen (we have a shared kitchen, toilet, living room), he's eating frozen pizza
>Explains he's doing computer science, says he's a keen football fan and gamer, don't think much of it
>That night, at about three in the morning I hear the most wicked roaring from upstairs (where he lives)
>Banging on floor, sound of flesh hitting plastic and metal, screaming and yelling
>Go up to see what's going on, it's the teddybear, he's gotten frustrated with some videogame and smashed his keyboard to bits
>Says he's alright, and gets up to grab a new keyboard from his wardrobe
>Yep, you heard that right! He's in such a habit of smashing his keyboards that he keeps a stack of them in his wardrobe
>Ask him to keep it down (he seems a bit pissed off)
>He continues yelling, but reins it in a bit
cont.
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>>768790722
And tell us how you are going to pair it ... break into their house? You can't just "connect" to it
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>>768792264
i assume by insecure he meant that it doesnt need to be paired or something
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>>768791902
Day 2:
>Come in in the morning to see Teddybear adding more cheese to a frozen pizza
>Gives me funny looks and asks me how I'm doing
>"I'm fine, uni starts on..."
>"I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!" interrupts the teddybear
>"Huh?"
>"Videogame time is private time!"
>In walks Ahmed. Ahmed is this really calm Pakistani guy
>Asks what all the comotion is, and I explain, he agrees and says he needs to keep it down at night
>Teddybear says it's unfair, dumps his pizza in the oven and marches off
>Later that day I hear a hellish yelling noise from the living room
>Walk in to see Teddybear yelling at screen while a small scrawny European girl tries calming him down
>Doritos, beer cans, and pizzacrusts everywhere
>Apparently, his team is losing and he's throwing a hissyfit
>Shoves girlfriend out of the way and yells at me to get out
>Not in the mood for it so I left
>Hear loud crashing noise
>Come back three hours later and the room is a total mess
>Was about to text him to come clean up, realise the TV screen is cracked
>After talking to his girlfriend, turns out he got pissed off and threw his remote into the screen
cont.
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>>768792735
It just has a menu and gives me the option to stream on it. I can even see what's currently playing. Real odd.
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I need to go now, but thanks anyway I guess
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>>768792807
does it really take 15 minutes to fucking greentext
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>>768792807
how long does it take to continue a greentext?
it's been half an hour
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>>768794976
I did say earlier that I was leaving. Just came back to check on the thread. If you genuinely want me to continue the story I'll stay and continue it. Otherwise I'd rather go to bed.
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>>768795436
cunt in you plox.
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>>768795648
Fine, pretty tired so bare with me.
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>>768792807
>>768791902

MOAR PLOX
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>>768795724
you're a god amongst men.
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Play some music, something like niggerz bop.
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The Godfather II is a good movie.
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DON'T DIE THREAD
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https://www.xtube.com/profile/sammycatnipnik-9183728#videos this
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>>768795648
Day 3
>New guy in the house. Big chunky black guy, let's call him Tyrone
>Seems nice enough, doing economics
>Didn't show up with anything assumed he'd just stored it there over the holidays
>Come in later and find the guy eating my food from my plate
>Literally took my cutlery from my cupboard and my food from my fridge and rustled himself up a meal
>I stare in absolute shock
>"I borrowed some of yo stuff, is that alright?"
>"Uh, I'd rather you asked in future"
>"aight"
>Go out and buy more food
>Come home and see fridge and freezer both PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH STORE-BOUGHT PIZZA!
>Tyrone's left all my stuff dirty in the sink
>End up cleaning it up myself
>Tell Teddybear to remove some pizza
>"No, they were on offer, I've stocked up now"
>No fucking clue what to do. Ask Ahmed, he lets me store some of my stuff in his fridge
>That evening another person arrived, didn't have a chance to talk to him
>Small scrawny pale guy who wears a lot of black
cont.
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just pictures or videos of spiders. easy
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>>768796526
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz
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shovel dog

videos from BLACKED

Gore
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>>768791902
>>768792807
>>768796526
its like you stole the plot of the most boring teen sitcom someone could have come up with
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>>768796399
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>>768796526
Day 4
>Wake up to usual Teddybear screaming at his games
>Go to toilet
>What in the name of all that is holy, unholy, and everything in between!
>The shared toilet looks like a Syrian battlefield after a mudslide
>Post on group chat that people need to clean up after themselves
>Everyone ignores
>I don't mind shitting on peoples shit so I just go for it
>bump into pale guy from last night
>His name is Pieter, some kind of Eurofag, studies philosophy
>Asks me who's pizzas they are in the fridge
>Check fridge out of curiosity, quarter of the pizzas are gone
>The Teddybear ate a quarter of a fridge worth of pizza... in one night
>Cleaner's come and cleaned up the living room
>Landlord confused about the TV, don't grass up Teddybear, worried he'll beat on his girlfriend
>Other than that, that day was pretty boring. Everyone was in first lectures of the semester and we didn't have a chance to interact
>Three new people arrived that night, Bangladeshi or something, rich guys
>They were alright, spoke very loudly and played loud music, but they turned it all down when I told them to
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reading
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>>768797372
That's why I didn't want this to be a greentext thread, because real life stories aren't that exciting. I could fluff it up, but then it wouldn't reflect the actual reason I'm pissed off with them. I'm doing my best to be honest, and make it sound interesting.
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>>768797566
Night 4 to day 5
>Turns out there's a basement house
>Bunch of Africans moved in there.
>I don't mean black people,
>I mean dashiki and kufi wearing, loud talking, deeply religious black people
>Keep me awake all night with their loud talking and mirth
>Whatever, I'm happy for them
>BANG
>What the fuck was that?
>BANG
>A tool falls off my shelf
>BANG
>I can feel my bed shaking
>Bang on the floor, all the laughing and banging stops
>Shrug it off and go to bed
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People are clearly losing interest in this, so I'm gonna give up and go to bed. Never wanted to post greentext here anyway. Good night guys. Thanks for the suggestions.
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>>768798218
goodnight
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>>768798218
fuck you
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>>768798218
Stay if you can, I'm telling my grill this story on the phone!
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>>768798218
was kind uhf interested an readeen alohngh
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play a horse hentai 3d render video
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>>768798424
>>768798342
>>768798329
If that's the case I'll stay a little longer, but it is exam season, and I want to maximise revision time.
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BRIGHT HEALTHY SMILES
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>>768790722
I got it op. Show them you sucking and fucking 5 cocks. You fags love that shit.
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>>768798218
am readin for fock sake!
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Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!
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Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!
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Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!
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You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day.
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Is this ok?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=5f5_1462919029
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>>768798162
The next few days are pretty much the same thing until I come home some day to a big ruckus
>Apparently Tyrone invited his girlfriend over (this sassy fat black woman, don't know her name) and didn't have anything to eat
>He ate one of Teddybears pizzas, and he didn't take it lightly, he tried to pick a fight with him and got beat up
>PLOT TWIST: Tyrones sassy fat black girlfriend is the one who beat up Teddybear
>The three Bangladeshis were watching and cheering it on the whole time
>Tyrone apparently just stood there and watched while his girlfriend made mincemeat out of Teddybear
>Ahmed was making sure Teddybear was alright
>Couldn't be doing with this bullshit, went to my room and tried to take a nap
>BANG again from the basement
>BANG BANG
>stuff falling off my shelves, I could feel my bed shaking
>"STOP! I LIVE UP HERE!" I tried shouting through the floorboards, to no avail
>Got on with some work while I waited for the commotion to die down
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>>768799596
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>>768799596
go on
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Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!
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>>768791638
This
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