I’m currently in the ICU. I was just transferred here after my heart peaked at just over 200bpm
I’ll possibly die within the next six months.
AMA
>>768787584
ICU enjoy yourself.
Do you like nujabes ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
You have some pretty intense vitals laying down just looking at that screen. I'm a medic and I'm genuinely interested in what's going on with you. What have they told you so far?
>>768787663
>>768787663
Nurses are cute
>>768787843
I was having heart palpitations too.
But this is /b/ I think you could guess.
So hungry atm.
This shit is the bomb.
>>768788334
Do you have a special request or wish ?
I mean before you either recover or die.
>>768788671
Oxy's pretty lit. Hope you survive fag
>>768787584
What are your regrets?
What's it like knowing you're gonna die soon?
>>768787584
What's your favorite thing to do in Brisbane?
>>768787584
Ask God what to do with your remaining time
>>768787584
Did the doctors tell you that you risk death?
>>768787584
Previous medical experiences in the past?
Little button i press everytime I want to feel like I’m on a cloud
My heart is down a better job mow
what's your favourite pokemon
>>768787584
Haunt us all if you become a ghost. <3
>>768787584
Dude your blood pressure is fucked.
When was the last time you ate an apple or walked down a whole street?
>>768789433
The real AMA
>>768787584
How long have you had high blood pressure?
>>768788947
So many
Won’t see my son grow up is the worst
>>768788958
Hasn’t set in yet
>>768789138
Oh yeah, but I’ll get more info on the eta today
What happened?
>>768789197
Did you suck a nurses dick yet!
>>768787584
What led to this?
What caused the spike?
>>768789433
Yeah both I do on the reg. I like fruits, and probably eat more than you.
Pic is my smalll peanor
>>768787584
Can i have your xbox
>>768787584
What were you doing when your heart rate hit 200bpm? Do you have a history of high blood pressure? Are you obese/overweight? Do you ever do any physical activity besides drinking energy drinks and sitting around?
>>768789642
damn man im sorry. how old is your son, and how old are you?
>>768789642
>feels
I hope you make it anon
>>768789879
You should get them to trim that thing back while you're there.
>>768787584
How is 200 bpm bad.
Im fit 12% bodyfat and get 180bpm during cardio
>>768790054
Fucking fatass.
I am diagnosed with severe depressions. If someone would tell me I just have 6 months left I would get as much Diazepam and Heroin as possible and go YOLO.
>>768790054
Keyword, during cardio not resting.
op elaborate please
did you have a history of heart problems?
>>768790177
Kys faggot. Seriously. Do it.
>>768787843
Lol, nothing on that screen will make a doctor even walk at a brisk pace. Don't wake em up for shit like that.
>>768790238
He's dodging the question.
>>768790266
Please stop edgelord.
>>768789879
wtf is that a tube up your dick
>>768787584
Rhr 127... Holy shit OP. That's insane. Think the highest I've gotten mine was around 180 +/-10bpm when doing intense cardio. Hope they find out what's wrong with you and fix you up. Good luck /b/ro
>>768789879
Wgy did they give you a catheter?
>>768790400
Yes, everyone has had it before.
>>768790400
Catheter. Probably couldn't piss properly.
>>768788334
why are you on clear liquid diet?
whats the Dx
>>768787584
How old are you, OP?
>>768787584
don't worry buddy. i'm gonna take good care of your wife and treat your kiddo as if it would be my own.
you just go on ahead.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIAGNOSIS ALREADY?
>>768790620
Over 18 I hope.
>>768787584
Where are you at? I'd visit you if you aren't far.
>>768790667
srsly
Sounds like possibly Wolf Parkinson White Syndrome. Although that should not be fatal (just requires ablation surgery on the heart) and would not explain the catheter.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/wolff-parkinson-white-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20354626
>>768790667
Extreme faggotry
Lethal levels
>>768790376
Attention seeking pussy. You'll never kill yourself even though you should.
>>768790869
Talking to dr now sorry anon. 10 mins?
>>768791039
I had this when I was a kid. I would be sitting doing nothing and suddenly my heart would start racing like I had been sprinting.
>>768791242
Im not OP nigga.
This thread amuses me
bump
>>768787584
what did you do to youself OP?
Rip :(
Op Pepsi?
op lie and say you're in pain so you get dilaudid
Any Australia fags wanna pay this guy a visit?
>>768787584
Lol,
Unplug yourself
>>768792860
This
pheochromocytoma
time stamp or gtfo
>>768791071
Super AIDS
>>768790571
probably so that if he needs emergent surgery he wont aspirate under anesthesia
>>768791039
i dont think its wpw, thats more of a pure arrythmia
Are you afraid of dying OP? Or have you accepted your fate?
MEDFAGS: Isn't there a common condition where there tends to be an extra nerve or muscle in the heart that ends up making it randomly beating off the charts. I heard that it's a common way people go.
>>768794080
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy: extra muscle, this is when some kid of a heart attack playing basketball or something
wolff parkinson white: extra conduction pathway for electricity in ur heart fucks it up because it makes the parts beat out of sequence sometimes
>>768794080
theres a lot of others but those two are common
Keep this thread alive so we know op isn't ded
>>768794206
Thanks for confirmation /b/ro.
>>768787584
did you get your echocardiogram? what does your EKG reading look like? can you show us any results on the test you've done so far?
>>768791287
Okay, so it’s confirmed that I have pancreatitis with a cyst/lesion on my pancreas. I’ll have to hope it’s benign, but he said because I’ve had pancreatitis twice before, my chance it cancer is considerably higher.
Still no clue about my blood pressure/heart rate...
>>768791287
Don't die anon ok?
>>768794445
Off by one quads
>>768794565
OH SHIT. RIP anon.
>>768794620
I missed so someone else could have it
>>768794565
multiple endocrine neoplasia 2A. pheochromocytoma explains the bp and the heart rate. hypercalcemia from parathyroid tumor explains recurrent pancreatitis. do you piss a lot? im just spitballing lol
>>768794565
How old are you anon? Do you have kids?
>>768794565
cant they just xray to see if you have a tumor?
>>768794958
lol theres a lot more that goes into it than that, dude
>>768788334
You might have SVT or VT. I had the same symptoms, had to get a special operation done.
>>768792687
I’d be too embarrassed u phags. Thanks for the kind gesture through.
>>768793906
If it is pancreatic cancer I fear of the pain. I fear not seeing my son grow up.
If I can die in my sleep, I’d be happy!
>>768787584
Have you ever fucked a tranny?
>>768787584
Post picture of hottest nurse on duty there
>>768795070
how hard is any cancer to detect?
>>768795429
Pancreatic cancer is usually fatal because there are no obvious symptoms until it has spread and it is too late.
>>768795429
depends on where the cancer is localizing and what problem it is causing. Cancer can mostly be detected in blood test by seeing enzymes increasing or certain hormone levels increasing or x-ray or ultrasound scans can detect mass, MRI, but these are ordered via prescription of assumptions of doctors to either rule out of confirm the assumptions. Usually it has to be based off signs and symptoms but when it comes to signs and symptoms a lot of pathology cross over. Even with blood work you have to know what you're testing in order to verify that there is indeed a problem exists.
>>768794920
That would be a good dx if this were step 1, but this is real life and nobody gets MEN. I’m pretty tempted to agree with that Dx.
However, I would guess that it’s more likely that this is just an episode of acute pancreatitis with a within-normal-limits sympathetic response.
Unless the hypertension/tachycardia is longstanding, then fuck me.
>>768795429
its basically cells in your body that start growing super fast by themselves, totally unregulated. they're made out of the same stuff that the rest of your insides/the tissue they came from is made out of, so you have to figure out how to differentiate them from the rest of the tissue. some tumors you can see on x ray, because theyre radioopaque by nature or maybe they have some calcification. sometimes you have to inject dye into the body to see if it gets sucked up anywhere sus, because tumors love growing fast, so to grow fast they basically force blood vessel growth around them, and will suck up more than their fair share of contrast. tough to say, different in lots of ways.
>>768794565
>pancreatitis
drink a lot op?
>>768795707
yeah youre probably right, but the fact that this is his 3rd reoccurence of pancreatitis makes me think theres probably some underlying pathology. or alcohol, honestly lol
>>768787584
l have majoor cardiac issues too. they told me l would be lucky to live five more years. thst was 11 years ago. good luck op
Fucking sponge bath time. The two nurses will wash my legs only :(
>>768795887
it can be due to a lot of factors, could be lifestyle as you mentioned or can be genetic we can always play doctor and pretend we know what we're talking about but in reality you can't make these assuming Dx without the full reading of results from multiple tests.
>>768787663
kek
>>768787584
Godspeed OP
keep hitting that button and get high as fuck
think of the good times you had with us
>>768795971
yeah but wheres the fun in that?
>>768787584
good luck
>>768795887
True. MS2 here always on the lookout for “alcoholism” in a question stem. That being said, I think pancreatitis is just one of those things where some people are just super predisposed. If one of those people also has a drinking problem, then it’s far more likely, because alcohol really pisses off the pancreas I guess.
I think some people just have a shitty pancreas, or some other predisposing factor. I know people who didn’t have anything resembling drinking problem, but got acute pancreatitis after binging a single time.
Atheism?
>>768796129
good luck on your step 1. plow hard
>>768787584
lol, i have hit 200 without dying, years ago...
>>768795960
god i wish erp threads would die. I appreciate the attempt at a change of pace, but its just not the thing we need here to do that.
>>768790177
My advice to you is: sell all you have, put it on black or red add kys when u lost all or party hard and kys after if you win
>>768791287
>Dr Loon
Good luck OP, lol
>>768787584
Can we see your asshole?
>>768796714
Read the room dude
>>768795960
How old are you? Is healthcare single payor?
My heart rate hits 205 on the stationary bike man the fuck up faggot
do they not have pacemakers in your country?
>>768787809
shoot your fucking head off niggerfaggot
>>768790295
Agreed. I see vitals like that daily. Also, if i saw this fag taking pictures of his oxycodone I'd switch his ass down to ofermiv.
>>768787584
Masturbate when the doctor arrives
>>768791039
The are many reentrant tachycardias newfag. We don't have an ekg here to look for the delta waves diagnostic for WPW. You're out of your element and just googling shit. Stop.
>>768795707
Finally. A learned man. Thank you
>>768795887
Familial Hypercholsteremia could be contributing, for instance.
>>768797755
Explain? Why is it an egregious offense to take pics?
>>768787584
can you show us your chest?
>>768794565
Docfag here: pancreatitis will leave pseudo-cysts in your pancreas due to the autodigestion. These can get pretty big. You probably have one of those, you dirty C2 faggot
ITT : Anon has cancer and dies a slow painful death
>>768798253
Anyone who has the wherewithal to be taking pictures of their IV opioid medications to share on /b/ isn't in real pain. So, I'd hate to mask any emergent symptoms you might be developing by having you over medicated. In all honesty I'd put you on around the clock tylenol, and I'd cut way back on the as needed oxycodone.
>>768798660
What's a C2 faggot?
We need update threads I'd you're dying.
>>768787584
How much do you weigh?
You gonna blow all your money? If so on what?
>>768795931
the thought of dropping dead any moment.
that would terrify me
>>768799468
He's got a son he won't blow all his money on anything except chemo
>>768798660
C2 is code for alcoholics. Derives from c2h5oh
>>768799530
Fact is, you could very well drop dead at any moment. You could be seriously ill and not even realize it. You could suffer a sudden stroke or heart attack. You could have an aneurysm. Tons of shit could suddenly happen at any time. Sleep well!
Damn didnt even see that part. rip in pepper
>>768787584
unplug all that shit and die like a man
>>768799669
Yeah but most people don't die like that so it doesn't count
>>768795399
You know, I got dubs and this faggot ass op didn't even bother to reply, let alone post a picture!
Sage
>>768787663
>>768799903
He probably don't wanna start shit with the people in charge of his care.
OP, Read this, please: If you got cysts, no problem.
If the implications are true, that you are likely to have Pancreatic Cancer... Bigger problem BUT not because of the condition itself, but how they'll treat you.
If you take chemo for that, guaranteed dead in a short timeframe between 6mo-5yrs.
On your own time, look up AUTOPHAGY. It's a process in which your body feeds its weak cells (cancer cells) to the strong, healthy cells.
How autophagy is triggered: Fasting.
Fasting is safe. Put your daily salt and potassium in 2 liters and you're good to go. Research this stuff. I'm sharing this as my duty to look out for a fellow human.
I lost a girlfriend in my early years to cancer, though a friend of mine ate the cancer in her body by putting herself into autophagy.
THEY ARE JUST MUTATED CELLS. YOUR BODY WILL EAT THEM IF YOU TAKE THE RIGHT STEPS
>>768800685
>2 liters of water
This fucking thread is terrifying, God speed OP
I know how you feel man, I have two different types of heart defects so I'm often in the hospital with those kinds of issues, it's pretty annoying after a while but I always feel like the hopsital is like a weird different dimension because of how cut off it seems to be from the world
also I've quickly realized the worst thing is having the ecg stickers rip off your leg hairs
God speed man, you're in my thoughts
>>768800685
yeah that worked so well for steve jobs
>>768789045
internet city, adelaide st. pubg.
>>768801303
He juiced and ate vegan. He never was in a ketogenic state.
There's no other fasting than water or dry fasting. You can't eat shit. You can only consume water and electrolytes
I did it once for 25 days and a deep scar on my arm reduced to 3 inches from 9 inches
>>768787584
Anon, wife had this. Called WPW. or Super Ventricular Tacacardia Have your docs spokebto you about a procedure called a cardiac Ablation. This will cure your problem works over95% of time. Wife had it done over twenty years ago.
I had a BPM of 228 and I'm still alive over a year later, I'm still okay. MAN UP PUSSY BOY
>>768800685
are you steve jobs personal physician bychance?
>>768800832
>>impyling its alot or something
>is actually normal hydrated persons daily intake of water
>>768800832
>>implying its a lot or something
>is actually normal hydrated persons daily intake of water
>>768800832
>INHALE 2 LITRES IN 3 SECONDS FOR SUCCESS
>>768801973
>>768802001
BOT ALERT
>>768787584
I have Supraventricular tachycardia (SVT) from time to time (every 2 months or so), where one of the chambers goes to 210bpm sometimes. It's annoying, but not bad. It's a bad signal from the brains. Usually lasts a few minutes and can get resolved by taking a big breath or taking a ß-blocker. When it lasts for a few hours, it's really annoying as my breath keeps its normal rate, thus not pumping enough oxygen in my body, which makes me feel headache and dizzyness. Been to the hospital 3 times now when it wouldn't stop, they give me a higher dosis ß-blocker or shut down my heart with a product, after which it 'rebooted' by itself. Appearantly it can be resolved with a simple operation, but you need to be awake during and it doesn't happen that often to me.
>>768801808
might indeed be this, not so dangerous
>>768787584
You're stupid if you think you're going just die just because you had close to 200 bpm i had this
>>768791039
And the first time it happened to me made my heart go to 220-240 which does shoot your blood pressure up, and considering I was active athletic at the time with a rest rate of like 60 its insane. All you probably have is that or some other type of arrhythmia and all you'll need is either medication to stop it from occurring or a procedure like heart ablation like I got or worst case a pacemaker. Just wait until the doctor tells you whats going on, they'll probably refer you to a specialist like a cardiologist or electrocardiologist who will definitively tell you what you have and how to fix it
>>768801743
I've fasted for a couple of weeks on broth to get some electrolytes in. Normally just do keto othrrwise. While there are some studies suggesting fasting/keto will shrink tumors, I'd not rely on it for a cure. Fast and do chemo and cover your bases.
>>768787843
Are those intense ? This is my vitals some days after work
>>768801843
Steve Jobs didn't activiate autophagy in the body because diet change doesn't do that. I'm not talking what you eat, I'm talking not eating AT ALL and if you're ballsy, not drinking water to make the autophagy process more aggressive on the cancer.
My friend was stage II, had a mean tumor on the lung and it just disappeared, no chemo
>>768802310
Also I drove myself to the ER and when i was there they had to stop my heart 3 times because they couldn't get it to go back to normal rhythm, they were about to break out the paddles to shock it but at the 3rd time at a higher doseage finally got it to reset, and honestly the feeling of your heart stopping is one of the craziest feels ever
>>768802329
They suggest, but they don't wanna say how successful it is at doing it.
Hey, it's your body... And it's just a mutated cell. Kill the cells capable of killing it if you want. Cancer really is no big deal when you know your body's capabilities
>>768802183
In my experience it's usually a solid shot of potassium that stops the heart. Bypass is a wonderfully interesting thing, I get to sit in on cases all the time but Im not on the surgical team.
Also my mom has SVT and I do as well, but it's either to a lesser degree or hasn't truly reared its ugly head yet. Best of luck
thyroid problems
>>768787584
Hang in there OP. Get out of the hospital and come join us when there isnt a tube shoved up your cock.
>>768802229
No but if left untreated can lead to feinting spells and as one ages can csuse problems. The reason the heart does this is the person has an electrical circuit that instead of firing correctly, fires in a circle continuously, the ablation uses radio waves to Zap that rogue ciccuit, by cutting it two spots.
>>768803057
maybe OP put it in there himself.. some people are into that stuff
>>768802235
I came.
>>768787584
what are you doing for fun?
>>768794565
Smoker? Yes, including weed.
Post nudes of your wife
>>768803250
Can be atrial fibrillation with tachycardia.
As with some of the other condtions mentioned, curable with coronary abalation, a minor procedure.
>>768804245
>coronary abalation, a minor procedure
>purposely damaging living cells
It's not minor if you're on the receiving end, you heartless shit.
>>768803843
hes on 4chan
Is OP kill?
>>768804425
>heartless
>>768804802
theres gotta be something else other then that
>>768788671
install gentoo
>>768787584
How much of your remaining six months do you intend to dedicate to log posting?
>>768787584
Remember this will all have been for nothing if you dont dump your fap folder before you kick the bucket.
>>768804425
Not OP of thst post, but anon cardiac abalation, is min. invasive, does not require anasthesis quite to contrary patient needs to be awake Anon, it is a hell of a lot better than strnt placement, or cardiac bypass, As far as damaging cells, these are rogue cells that do harm and are of no value to electrical conducting system of heart
>>768787663