Do/did you enjoy school /b/ ?
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Do/did you enjoy school /b/ ?
>>768769868
>>768769902
I wish camera phones were a thing when I was in hs
>>768770063
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>>768769868
i wish phones had a smell app
She is a goddess
>>768770117
That was a very creepy thing to say. How appropriate
>>768769868
No i left when i was 13 because he teachers were cunts and everyone else was a cunt.
>>768770205
so now youre an illiterate cunt
>>768770205
so pathetic
hell yes i did. banging teenage whores is the best time of your life.
>>768770276
Go to Thailand, it doesn’t have to end
>>768769946
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>>768769868
what is she even doing if she isnt straightup attention whoring
>>768770733
I'm giving her my full attention, do not care
>>768770729
Can't upload the original of this for some reason
>>768770729
i need that booty in my life
>>768770783
i mean like when the pics where taken, why was she even sitting like that? thats not a natural position to sit like
>>768770900
1. most likely the person taking the pics is her bf/fuck buddy since the pics are so fucking obvious and shes making her ass look hot so he can take hot pics
2.shes texting someone she wants to fuck and is absent mindedly sitting like shes about to get fucked
>>768770729
>>768770733
She want some of that ninja turtle dick.
>>768769868
I wish I could go back with the knowledge I have now. Also would of loved to be in school during last election. It would of been so fun. Would have purposely started a controversial conservative club or something like that. More than likely make it on CNN or some shit. Also I would've hit the gym alot soon and gotten some high school pussy. If only.
>>768771021
you can still hit the gym and get pussy
>>768770729
Shes offering up her pussy for those two faggots who are oblivious. They wouldnt even know how to fuck her right.
>seashell necklace
>TMNT tshirt
>mfw these are the weak fuckers that get laid in high school now by prime pussy
Oh if I was 15 again with the knowledge I know now.
>>768771065
I go to the gym now. Wouldn't exactly call it hitting it to he honest. But I'm in the best shape I've ever been in. But if you have any advice (I hate /fit/) to help me out I would gladly take it. Doing basically everything I learn off YouTube videos. I mean high school pussy.
Legally
Missed out on so much and still am :/
>>768771071
>Oh if I was 15 again with the knowledge I know now
Right?
>>768771359
Same
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>>768771431
school was full of sluts so I enjoyed my time there!
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>>768770246
>>768770258
Kek.
My school was shit though. They didn't teach anything even half the time and my parents wouldn't move me to another so i just said fuck it.
>>768771521
>>768771469
Which one did you fuck. Beaker or Bunson?
wow didn't know this was such a common thing. I grew up in a big town then moved to a very small town. Since I was different and not a country hick, I killed the pussy game.
>>768771342
I mean fucking 18/19 y/os is easy if you're not a creep. Know where to pick girls up (conventions/concerts/festivals are great, malls are for fucking creeps), look good (fit, shoes that cost more than $50 dollars, clothes that fit not like you need supreme just a nice fitting shirt and shit like levi 511s), and have a place to take them.
Having weed/booze and a place to hang is 99% of the battle. They want to fuck and don't want to get into a relationship so you're golden. College bars are nice but if you're not book smart you run a high risk of getting cucked by people who are (I see townies hit on college girls and it's a fucking laugh)
if you need fit advice let me know, lots of basic shit I wish I knew years ago thats only becoming relatively common now
>>768771615
>>768771469
maybe not best photo but righty is fit as fuck
>>768771721
Yes please. Fit advice. I need help anon. Screenshoting this >>768771721
>>768769902
The kid wearing blue in the background noticed you.
>>768771431
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>>768771469
>>768771521
>>768771611
Its so fucked up, im 30 now and have been around the block a few times and I know excatly how easy it would be to get these girls to spread their legs for me.
At their age right now they would be impressed by a guy having a car and taking them out to eat sushi, after that Id be cumming in one or two of their wholes before midnight.
>>768771766
Nah I was messing with you.
>>768771469
>>768771521
those fucking skirts shit
>i shoulda gone to private school
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>>768772011
this was just a normal school in UK
>>768769868
>$0.00? why??!!!?????
>>768772092
loved the summer months when tights came off or they put on skin colour tights...
>>768771922
I don't take creepshots, they simply are not worth it
>>768769868
>>768769902
>>768769946
bitch is soooo ripe for a massive wedgie
>>768771939
I'm 28 and while high school girls are hot, 18/19/20 look so young to me now and it's so easy to bed them. It helps to live in a major city (idk how people outside of CHI/LA/NY do shit, everything seems so small and weird there)
>>768771910
Honestly, I know it's a meme on here but if you're serious about the conservative stuff, leave it at home. I'm not telling you how to think or who to vote for but I can promise you, when people are in the mood to fuck or party, no one gives a shit about politics,
Fit advice is very simple but it does require you to actually do it and follow the rules 90% of the time (it's find\e to go out to eat especially with friends, but when it's 9pm and you're thinking "will one frozen pizza really fuck up my diet" yes, yes it will.)
1. limit your eating to a set window of the day (intermittent fasting). Start with 12 hours which should be easy since if you sleep for 8 that's only four hours you're not eating. 10 is a good goal to work for since most studies say that's when you start seeing the most benefit, and 8 is for max results without starving yourself. Set alarms if you want, I use an app on iOS called zero (if you don't have an iphone get one, every girls see green text and think you're a poorfag, a 6s is better than a new galaxy). Seriously don't eat outside the window, water and coffee only. If you want an explanation for how that works let me know, but if not just do it, it works. You get used to not eating as much surprisingly fast
2. Get added sugars down to almost zero. Look at the shit you buy, assume if you eat fastfood it has sugar, and stop eating bullshit. Sugar is the one thing that if you cut out, you'll see big results. Again ask why if you want and ill talk about it, if not just do it
holy fuck I talked too much cont in a second haha
>>768772092
>i shoulda gone to school in the UK
>>768773203
best birthday parties too :P
>>768772731
3. Water, three liters a day. Part of it is because of step 4, but also water is the ultimate tool. Always have water nearby and drink even if you're not thirsty. I have a glass carafe that I fill with brita filtered water and make sure I go through it three times a day
4. I have a specific set of vitamins that work for me, your millage may very. Vitamins are not like drugs, you have to use them consistently (I do mine right after a meal, always take them after a meal) before you see an effect. My list is
Most important:
fish oil, vitamin D, zinc, magnesium, BCAAs (pill form powder is gross as fuck and time consuming), creatine (also in pill for for the same reason)
less important:
l-arganine, pygeum,tumeric (it's so good for you but I hate the tastet), ginger (same reason), and I would take a cinnamon supplement because that's also so good for you, but I like the taste so I just incorporate that into my diet.
I take them every every other day (no need to overload, if you really want to push it take the most imporant ones every day). Get stuff in person, online stuff is hack. GNC will rob you blind but vitamin shoppe a has dope store brand that is good quality for the price. Important to test stuff, add things you're not getting in your diet, and remove stuff that has a bad effect on you or doesn't seem to improve anything. It sucks cause when you first stock up you're going to spend quite a bit on things that aren't going to be a big deal right away, but it amortizes out and when you're just restocking when you're out of something it's not a big deal
Cont in a minute, I'm writing this properly so I can just save this and give it out later
>>768772731
Please go on. I won't be able to reply to everything if that's okay with you. My problem is/was junk food. I have zero friends so going and eating is basically like 10% of what I eat. I mostly eat homemade food but eat with my eyes and get seconds. And my sleep is fucked with this job I have. Going in at 3:15 am every morning. Go to bed around ten and get at most 4 hours of sleep. Not good. The iPhone thing can wait. I literally won't talk to girls until I see myseld fit enough. If that makes sense. So the last almost 6 years I've only had one relationship that lasted 1 year. I don't think I'm good enough even for a 2/10.
These bitches are like medium hot.
>>768773408
visited UK right after highscool. Girls there are hot and ready to fuck, but man are they sloppy and annoying
>>768773568
will cont with step 5 and maybe more in a second. We all start self improving somewhere, so don't be too down on yourself. It's honestly easier for me because of my job (won't talk about it, I own a business where I make stuff that takes years to learn, I'm not rich but I live well enough and grow my income year over year) where i work when stuff needs to be made and the rest is basic 2-4 hour admin/marketing easy stuff.
Before you do any of the fit stuff it's important to try new ways to bring your income up. It seems hard and it's the worst kind of problem, it's not solved until it is, but I promise it's possible. My friend said "if you don't like your job, make finding a better one your second job" and that was very helpful to me when I was working over nights at dunkin donuts haha. Keep your job, don't let them know (or even your coworkers) that you're looking for something else and look everywhere. Good jobs are hard to find, but if you look 1 hour a day five days a week you'll find something. Someone somewhere is going to find themselves needing to fill shoes and they dont care with who. It's all about willing to kick ass when you get the chance. I got a marketing job where they fire 90% of people but because i worked my ass off I got to stay and promoted up even though I started unqualified
I miss school quite a bit, my school was full of the wannabe middle class girls that were very academic but were all horny sluts too.
One girl in my class would on purpose do whatever she could to show off an upskirt (without looking like a whore obvs) to us.
>not many people classroom
>us 3 lads
>just her other side of room
>wearing skirt fairly short, pantyhose
>lays on her back on table
>opens legs
>wtf but very nice.jpg
>stays like this for 6 seconds
>she gets up
>we tell her we saw everything
>says back:
>"oh well, you enjoyed every bit of it"
fuuuccckkkkkkk
This girl was a keeper, she always looked best in her uniforms, the school uniform was made for her body, fuck. If anyone can relate please greentext a story
>>768773961
I'm still here anon! Pass me more of your wisdom
I loved high school. I was one of those sceney boys with the longer hair and fucked over 30 girls just from my school at various parties.
>>768773961
5. Diet is more important that working out. Most people don't do shit where you need 2000 calories. You can eat healthy food and still be fat if you eat too much, eating all day will make you fat even if it's healthy, and no good food cancels out bad food.
Nutrition is a growing field because it's complicated and we're always learning more. The basics however never change. I forget who said it but the simplest guide is "Eat food, not too much, mostly plants"
In my opinion, it's important to make food that's healthy, but you also enjoy eating. When I first started I would have bacon and eggs with some fruit and oatmeal but evolved into more complicated stuff later. Eating in the time frame is more important at first, but after that look to more basic foods (fruits, vegetables, meats, dairy) instead of ready made shit.
I have the same breakfast every day and change up my dinner after making enough for 3 or 4 nights of left overs (which is good for saving money)
breakfast: small glass of milk (very small, like two quick drinks), black coffee (french press instead of filtered for more anti oxidants, drink it black additives are for losers who make bad coffeee, black coffee is health and zero calories), sourdough toast with salsa and a poached or fried egg, cucumber, kiwi or strawberry (vitamin C), grapes (healthy as shit), two slices of colby and jack cheese (off a brick, so basically two bites), and a square of very dark chocolate (80% or more otherwise it's basically candy)
That seems like some complicated american psycho shit, but all those things in very small portions (like 8 grapes, not the whole fucking bag) and it's an excellent meal for covering basses. Much like vitamins it's going to be expensive to set up, but once your'e in restock mode it's cheap per meal.
Cont damn this is long haha but again, I'm doing this now right to save it for later
>>768775439
typing out the next step but the BCAAs and creatine are what helped me get over the same thing. Pair that with the working out in the step I'm typing and you'll put on weight.
goos times...
>>768774862
This was basically me Sophomore and Junior year, was too fucking busy for the pussy Senior year but the summer after I got my fair share of ass.
>>768775720
Late 00's HS was great. 05-09
Ill drop some pics ive saved from here.
>>768775931
>>768775960
>>768775087
>>768775439
Dinner: I get a nice whole meat (steak, pot roast, ham shank, whole chicken, etc., learn to cook them all and you can buy whats on sale and save big/freeze for later) and pair it with a vegetable. If you find yourself still hungry add beans, brown rice, or potatoes without too much shit on/in it. Have tupperware and learn how to reheat meat properly (or it will be dry and shitty).
it's important to have everything in your home (or live close to a grocery store) and ready to prepare. Everyone is lazy, so if you have other shit around and a bunch of snacks or you don't have everything you need, you'll fuck up and eat out.
I also keep a bag of spinnach because I the taste, but spinnach is so bizzarely health I litterally just eat a handful a day.
This is all VERY specific to my tastes and honed for years, but it gives you the idea that you don't need to eat oats and bird seed to get health. It's MOST important that you cover your bases, enjoy the food, and don't eat box processed shit and sugar.
6. Exercise. There's so much I wish I knew way earlier. There are many paths to working out that I have found worked for me, so I do different things based on where I'm at and what's available
cont
fun times
best times
>>768776078
If there's a gym: 5x5 program (look it up, find the proper way to lift or you WILL FUCK YOURSELF UP). Possible to do alone but better with a partner (you can push yourself harder if someones there if you fuck up). If you're going solo being safe is more important and work up slowly so you don't fuck yourself. If you injure yourself lifting, you will be injured for life, this is not a joke. If youre workig solo, start SMALL like the fucking bar, and work up 5lbs at a time. Even strong people who haven't warmed up or lifted in awhile will fuck up lifting their heavist possible 5x5. So day one back in the gym 5 squates with the bar, 5 with 5 lbs and stop after going up two times. Let people look at you like you're crazy (they won't) but let them see you in two months when you're pushing full plates.
If you already work out stick with 5x5 squats, bench, deadlift on one day then rest day then squates, overhead press, deatlift then rest day and keep rotating
If you don't have a gym some of the best shape I've gotten in was from at home. It's more complicated because weights make lifting easy, but you will get bigger if you're taking BCAAs and creatine and drinking enough water.
Day 1: 3x50 pushups (start with whatever you can do, reserach proper form, and stay with 3xhowever many you can do and work up), 3x5 bear crawls (bear crawls fucking rule, I didn't know about them until later but they're the best at home body workout of all time) and by 5 I have a set length I go back and forth five times,
3 sets of situps, leg lifts, planks, knees to chin (lay with legs straigh out a little bit up then bring your knees up to your chest and back without touching the floor), alternating crunches (left of knees right of knees), I call them floor humpers but where you go from down dog to seal stretch (gay yoga terms, but if you look them up itll make sense)
I do the ab routine until exhaustion and record how many so I know if I'm improving
Cont
>>768770117
BRAAAAAP
>>768770729
lmao
>>768769902
>>768776688
good news everyone
>>768776812
>>768776881
>>768776505
>>768775439
Day 2: Look it up and forget everything you know, but for me I found DDP yoga to be a great way to build muscle and stretch. That program built a bunch of core muscles and secondary muscles I didn't even know were weak. I can grantee this has affected how good I am at fucking. The best part is you can pirate it and get a cheap yoga mat (the cheapest are too thin, get the basic one that's not thin as fuck or you will hurt your knees) and you're ready to roll. 20 minutes and a hell of a workout.
If you absolutely refuse to do anything that looks like yoga, you can jump rope or swim (running is too shitty for your knees), but I'd say just get over it and do yoga
That's all from me from a fit point of view.
I promise if you do all these things and stick with it, you'll see massive results. Everyone around me complains about being tired and sore in their late twenties, but that's because they're careless fucks, not because you get old at fucking 26.
My only other advice would be to read book, watch movies, and get out and interact with people. Girls, especially 18-22, have top tier creepdar, and if you're out of touch they'll never be interested. Step one to sleeping with a girl is making them comfortable, the if you're worth a fuck she'll work your dick easily.
Let me know if you have any questions and thanks for giving me a reason to finally write down the advice I give out all in one place.
Yeah I enjoyed school, only place where I was actually social. My mom basically kept me on lock down as soon as I got home, I wasn't a bad kid, but my mom was overly paranoid about everything, she thought a 1.9 meter tall teen would get mugged in a medium sized village. I didn't have a boat load of friends at school, but I was able to talk with almost everyone. I haven't actually been able to have as good of friends as when I was in school, the place I work at pretty much separates everyone according to their job and my work hours are pretty shit, so I can't find friends at my workplace or in my free time.
>>768770205
Some classic edge, I love it anon
>>768776925
Now that's just perv-o-lishious
>>768769868
it was the best of times it was the worst of times..i was good with girls and was able to luck a lot..had a good group of friends and we were a part of the upper tier of popularity at our school so all the parties and all of that..but my dad had diabetes and was dying a slow death in his bedroom..i tried to avoid it as much as i could, and i know that he wanted me to be happy, but it was the other half my hs experience...
>>768769868
yeah school is easy. pussy was the easiest too then (i was popular jock). good times...
>>768777053
Based advice is based.
Someone screencap for science.
>>768769946
Moar
>>768769868
no, me and my friends were weirdos (we still are)
>>768777408
haha thanks i hope it helps people. I did great in highschool and college but I wish I knew this stuff earlier.
The only thing I change is I forgot to mention to stop adding 5 every set once you find a challenging but not dangerous weight then go up once a week. It seems intuitive and they talk about it 5x5 programs, but just putting it out there in case someone is oblivious
>>768777201
Damn anon, I'm sorry to hear that.
I bet he was proud that you did that well, so good for you.
I had a shit home life (pain killer mom, alcoholic dad, both narcissists) so I focused on my school/social/work life to get away as much as possible and I think that's why I had so much fun. It made me the person I am and now I'm having a blast and I haven't talked to my parents in years.
Take the good parts for what they're worth
>>768777548
Honestly anon thank you. Very helpful. One more question. I'm 26 and feel like I have low testosterone levels. Anything over the counter that can help?
Yes, I enjoyed school for the education. I didn't even know women existed till my mid 20's and because of how much i was bullied i never had friends, still don't to this day because of it, incapable of even talking to people yet alone women to have a chance,
Because of those people back in high school i've been suicidal and depressed and it just gets worse by the day. I do have a job but i aoid contact with anybody and everybody because i just can't handle it. Because of the bullying i push closer towards actually suiciding one of these days because i just feel i cant continue on much longer.
>>768777548
>to mention to stop adding 5 every set once you find a challenging but not dangerous weight then go up once a week
I'm not the anon you were talking to, just lurking. Can you explain why if you can be bothered?
I don't have weights or anything and fuck going to the gym in my area it's a lot of money.
I'm trying to get proper form and routine before spending money.
I'm not fat, in fact i'm super skinny but eating alot more now. Gaining .5-1lb a week.
I've been doing squats, pushups & sit ups for a few weeks and i've been adding five every day., taking a break after 3 days. I can keep up that pace with squats but not push-ups. in fact when i try go up every day i actually end up doing less the next day.
Should i not be doing this? I'm kind of skeptical about routines or workouts that cost money because they kinda fall into the whole dieting/miracle working trends that give you shit advice and even blatantly lie to you but i've bookmarked the yoga thing you mention & pirating it now. I've never felt that yoga was effeminate or anything like alot of other people.
I don't want to be super bulky or anything(not that there is anything wrong with that) i just want to be healthy and take care of myself so i don't end up with fucked up knees, back problems or some other shit i could've prevented.
Sorry for the rant ignore me if you want lol.
>>768778018
No problem, happy to help.
Science wise, most of the advice covers things that would be over the counter test increasers.
Specifically:
1. quick watching porn
2. masturbate once a week
3. drink lots of water
4. get 8 hours of good sleep (lights off, dark as possible, no electronics on, nose strip if you snore, humidifier in dry climate, air filter if you're balling)
5. Leg workouts are key, squats, bear crawls, and yoga help there.
6. Sugar and processed foods make you fat, fatties has less testosterone
7. Greens like spinach (one reason I eat it every day) and broccoli are good for that
8. antioxidants and high quality oils are good too (cook with olive oil when possible. Fish (or fish oil pills), beans, actual olives, eggs, avocados, coffee, and dark chocolate have either antioxidants or healthy fats or both.
The foods I mentioned I know because I enjoyed them, but if you want to branch out or don't like those, look up things high in healthy fats or antioxidants. For example I don't like blueberries but if you do, I'd add those, healthy as fuck
>>768771071
>Virgin NEET says
>>768778018
Not that guy but exercise does boost testosterone and red meats. I'd check up with your doctor before going with anything else in case it's a problem with receptors or just diet.
>>768770205
newsflash: you're the cunt.
>>768778577
>blueberries but if you do, I'd add those, healthy as fuck
Blueberries are the shit
Dried blueberries are god tier snacks
Turns your shit blue if you eat too much though and hurts your stomach
>>768769868
Nope. I went to Mormon country BYU. I feel like I missed out on the whole college experience. I spent 4 years with a bunch of brainwashed, boring, do-gooders. Nice people, but a bitch of an experience
>>768778577
Of all the threads.. Good reminder easy to get out of routine, thanks anon
>>768778510
>>768778510
all good anon
Eventually you'll hit a peak which is sounds like you already have. If you can do less the next time you're either
1. not resting enough
2. not eating enough
3. lifting too much
Maybe all three. Squats and heavy weight workouts should have a day of rest in between. If you're lifting heavy and trying to gain, use a protein shake (I used to do two scoops of protein, one scoop of ice cream made with real cream and actual sugar no fake shit its not that expensive, and a bit of milk in a blender, so fucking good).
You want to feel the workout and do proper form. If you're doing that you'll get to a point where you'll only be able to add once a week. For you it sounds more like not enough food and rest especially if you're starting strong. Your muscles need enough calories to rebuild or they'll never grow. Make sure to take the protein shake right after the workout ideally within 30 minutes.
Add bear crawls for at home workouts. Oh shit I forgot to mention pull up bars. Pull up bars are amazing
>>768778577
this might sound a strange question but only asking cause you sound an experienced anon, ever got in the moment with a girl and then you've not been able to get it up? sometimes thoughts and shit gets to my head and ruins the moment wondering your opinion anon thanks
>>768778663
Everyone loved me in highschool just so you know. Except the teachers, i wasn't a prick to them they were just like that with everyone who wasn't middle-class or up.
People have always liked me but it took me awhile to find out how fucking anxious it made me trying to care about all their shit all the time because i didn't know what anxiety even was at the time. I only found out after i left how introverted i really was.
>>768779242
>ice cream made with real cream and actual sugar
Fuck fake ice cream or fake food in general. Food is the one thing i hate going cheap on.
>protein shake
>Add bear crawls
>Pull up bars
Will do anon thanks you are based
>>768779244
It's easy to get in your head while you're having sex which is easy to throw you off your game.
For me it's "fuck, what if I get her pregnant, is she enjoying this?, I hope she doesn't think I'm going to date her"
It doesn't happen to me all the time, but every now and again. Like most fears they stem from irrationality.
Make sure you know what you want (if it's just a one night thing, feel free to act like it), be honest with what you want (you don't have to send her a form, but don't BS her about wanting to date when you want to fuck), and carry your own condoms (brand/feeling that works for you and know aren't fucked with.
Try to be in the moment and do what your body feels, that's what sex is all about. Your body is trying to litterally trick you into reproducing, as long as you're condifently stopping that from happening, feel free to let go and get crazy.
If that keeps happening take a break from porn/masturbation as long as possible. I spent post college watching too much and was barely interested in fucking, which is good for when your being productive, but not long term
yeah, i had a good time w/ extracurrics
>>768778771
Haha hey man like I said, my stuff is based on my taste. Important to let people know how to look stuff up (antioxidants and quality fats) especially because I'm just a well researched guy and not a proffesional
>>768770733
it happens to girls subconsciously when they get really focused on something/ are day dreaming. its like how some people bite their lip or tap their foot when nervous, difference is she is grinding her little pussy into the stool and contracting her bum hole; to guys this is a much more noticeable and obvious sign that she is in heat
hell no
>>768776746
am i still banned?
>>768780418
i'm not!! woohoo
>>768780074
this givs me bonr
my friend group was the largest in the school and we all decided who to vote for yearbook elections and I won queen of my school ama
>>768769868
I was relatively attractive but very insecure in HS. Zero confidence. Girls would flirt but I wouldn’t know what to do. I was so afraid of failing at sex that my Senior year a popular and hot AF girl told me something to the effect of “I don’t want to go to college a Virgin” and I said something autistic like “I’m sure you’ll have plenty of opportunities”. My Junior year, I was nervously fiddling with chapstick in my pocket while a senior volleyball player was talking to me. She asked if I was playing with a condom. I said no, and walked away embarrassed. God I was a retard. I wish I could go back knowing what I know now.
>>768769868
Last of the exams fagot, screw the school
>>768769868
Are kids that are sexually attracted to their peers pedophiles?
School is like thanksgiving dinner, if you fill up on apetizers you will never make it to dessert.
It took way too fucking long for me to be able to care.
>>768779604
okay thanks very much anon you have done us noobs a great help in hand
post kik for tribs
I was too much of a faggot to take advantage of it - Thinking there'd always be throngs of grills out there to hit up later on. NOT the case. On the plus side, I didn't end up with any kids at 15, like some of you knuckledraggers.
>>768780734
That's a dumb question. Of course not.
>>768776593
u want a Skol Super lad?
>>768780734
Hebephiles, dipshit
>>768769868
No, I was an awkward fuck in highschool. I'm just a college student now that has only fucked 18/19 year old highschool seniors. It's weird how when you are their age, they dont care about you, yet when you are 2-5 years older than them. Then they want you.
>>768779765
why did this get 404'd? Thumb looks innocent enough
Hs and college were the best.
>>768780982
>it's important to distinguish,like saying ACTUALLY I'm seven and a HALF
post more school creeps
>>768781225
>We'll round you up to 12.
>>768780828
fyi my kik is jaipat321
>>768769868
>Do/did
that confused me for far too long.
>>768780982
Didn't say teens.
>>768781225
Gilfs and Milfs, it's an important distinction.
>>768770063
No shit bro...
>>768770205
My dad quit at 13 and is worth 4 mill on paper...
>>768770329
What's the age of consent there?
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>>768781415
Well... We know who couldn't complete their GED.
>>768771342
I did the 21 day beach body diet last year. Did 0 exorsize. Ate half of whst i was supposed to. Cut down on the beer. Lost 40 pounds in 6 months and was hardly ever hungry. Doing it again soon as i get my faggot diswasher in
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>>768771721
Its just because thry didnt share a playpen with u stupid faggot. You didbt have game you had
>i was not related to you
>i didnt date your ex
Rural faggot here
>>768781800
Dieting is for bitches. Just eat healthy and exercise all year round and you won’t have to do that stupid yo-yo shit
>>768781905
fucking moar
>>768781415
Op here, i started this thread as excuse to post some creeps but to be honest this thread was nice. Some solid advice was given
>>768773568
Nah man. Even fat neckbeards like us can get chicks. Find a way to be positive in yourself. And there is no better fezling on earth than having to grab a knife and make another hole in your belt
>>768770841
There’s more to this set?
>>768782324
schoolgirl uniform creepshots are always the best
>>768781928
I feel like that's what I implied. You didn't need to point out that last part, the spelling and logic made that pretty clear.
I didn't start with "game" but having confidence from sleeping with girls and finding out how important culture and presentation is to getting laid was a big help for college and now.
>>768782324
Cheers anon. I was expecting to tell HS stories not give a wall of text of advice, but it seemed appreciated and I saved it for giving out later
>>768769868
I very much do enjoy school, but can't ever seem to remember what I'm there for with all that pinoche on display :(
>>768775087
#1 thing that helped me was portioning and not looking foward to eating. Just eat healthy shit you can tolerate amd look it as something you have to do.
Not liking food is a shitty way to diet. And if you half ass like any food its really damned good when you are kinda hungry
Great thread
>>768775439
Eat fried shit
>>768775859
O4 ;(
>>768782324
okay but keep going
>>768770117
this meme is tired
>>768769868
Dude with booty like that I would have actually come
>>768771611
I fucking swear i read "Black with my bestie"
>>768783163
But capatcha is such a pain, and the thread is on its way to purgatory
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>>768778079
Nah man. With the power of the internet you are set. If you know any tabletop games or are into comics then visit a comic book shop. My bro owns one. I know nothing of that shit because my dad said d&d was for stoners and magic was for fags... i missed out on a lot, but those guys are always in a good mood and nice to you.
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>>768783776
God I love these big titty ones
>>768783862
one of the very best creeps
>>768783963
>>768783967
Beat ya to it but thanks for the better resolution
for oc kik jaipat321
Okay,but two things kept school from being better.
1 undiagnosed narcolepsy made me too tired/motivated to socialize much outside of school
2 undiagnosed add and OCD made me take ALL day to do homework each night because I was always distracted or putting it off.
Got my on familyl now so things turned out alright. Still have problems focusing on some stuff and procrastinating but I don't want to take more meds than I already am.
>>768778848
Kek. Missionaries are the coolest. Used to love it when they came over. Once in a while zomeone i couldnt understand would come over and we would watch videos of 3rd world villages and celebrations. It was interesting to see how different things are over there.
>mfw live in rural bumbfuck
>knock on door.
>i am 6 so answering the door made me feel special
>knock knock
>answer
>6'6" 350lb black man says "hi dare!"
>ran screaming through the house and told dad to get a gun because monsters are at the door
>mfw never saw a black man
>mfw still feel like an asshole.
>>768783862
This pic is so hot. You know the mound of her puss is just resting on the corner of the desk. She probably got lost in rubbing her clit on it she forgot her ass was up in the air.
>>768784056
>>768783962
She stretched like that several times, dude that made em must have had a hard time :^)
>>768783967
I agree.
Does anybody have any background on this pic?
And even more important... more?
moar ass
>>768784056
haha it wasn't there when I thought to post then when I found it in 500 pics you posted roflz is an all time classic
>>768780418
Yes GTFO faggot
>>768784228
never seen a second image surface anywhere, but god it would be divine miracle if there was moar
>>768784225
>>768770205
>everyone else was a cunt
>>768779280
>Everyone loved me
So everyone was a cunt that loved you?
If every teacher had a problem with you, then you likely gave them a reason. I've known people like you. Delusional twit up on your high horse thinking you know so much when you don't have a clue. You're probably a pathological liar too.
>>768784634
>>768784402
stfu nigger
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>>768784377
500 pics? Im ashamed... i basicly posted most school creeps that i have that are worthwhile
>>768775670
gross. she's successfully made her ass look like she's 55.
>>768784808
>>768784808
I just meant 500 general pics not 500 creeps, but back in the day I must of had 3000 god tier creeps that are very rare to find online now, they all got deleted very sadly
>>768781603
Thailand: 18
Philippines: 12
Get packing anon.
looking up leftie's skirt nearly every day was fun at school
>>768785246
>>768781029
>filename
>Snapchat
>>768785008
Got deleted? As in you didnt want em gone?
>>768781978
Worked all my life and fit even tho mcdicks and hard work canceled out (or so i thought.)
Then crippled. ;(
>>768775670
School was ABSOLUTELY HARAM for me. All these slutty whores wearing make up and short, revealing clothing and acting like pigs!
>>768784164
That’s unusual. Not many blacks in the Mormon church. They were banned from holding the “priesthood” until 1980 or around there. Weird religion
>>768785753
>>768785960
bump
>>768785960
damn
>>768785180
>12.
The fuck... i am married. Was just curious. 12 is 4 years from being turned loose onna car and those perverts turn em loose on dick at 12...
>>768786070
I think im done posting unless someone still really wants me to
>>768769868
well middle school no niggers came up to me asking to pay tax to be cool with them I told them to fuck off so they threatened to beat me up and shit but they never did cause they run in group and niggers dont like to fight alone yeah so no I always hated school
>>768785753
I mean I deleted them and seriously regret it, it's impossible to recover them from all those years, new fags today have never seen the older creeps that were around 9 years ago
>>768786286
I really want you to
>>768786286
keep going
>>768786286
please!
>>768785878
Yup. Missionaries got us and mom to morman church. Baptised morman a few weeks latter. Church moves. Churchfriends move. Not been to church hardly at all simce 10.
Not real sure i even believe in organised religion. Dad had a funny one tho. In 40 years i saw him in church 1 time. Someone brought up religion and dad said well, thise mormans watered a desert and got Utah. I recon if their has to be a best one i would vote that
>>768786286
Begging you
>>768783862
This pic gets me so hard, i fucking love bananas.
>>768786286
Welp now that i said i kinda forgot im running out of school content. Then again i guess its more about them being teenish
>>768784056
Accidentaly bananas, doesn't realize
Kek
>>768786968
>>768786690
Same. I think organized religion is a crutch for those who are afraid of the unknown. Anyway, I have no problem with Mormons. Most would give you the shirt off their back. Not a fun place to attend college though! Although, I understand that many Mormon girls do anal rather than vaginal to save themselves for marriage. It’s an interesting take on preserving virginity.
Yeah, flunked freshman year in highschool, stayed at same school and got freshman of the year in 2nd try. Now i earn my income with crypto.
>>768787032
One of my personal favorites
>>768787089
>Now i earn my income with crypto
lol
>>768787180
Also a top tier one
>>768787356
>>768784692
>So everyone was a cunt that loved you?
Yes, precisely
>If every teacher had a problem with you, then you likely gave them a reason.
Bullshit, some teachers are just shit tier and don't give a fuck.
>I've known people like you.
No you haven't.
> Delusional twit up on your high horse thinking you know so much when you don't have a clue.
This doesn't describe me at all, i was always listening and trying to understand other people at school. Never once did i try impose my own beliefs on other people or think they were inferior to me, i was always internalizing their beliefs and opinions. Which is why people loved me.
Literally no-one didn't spend time with me at some point or another, not that i didn't have my own group i just didn't hang with them all the time because that gets stale as fuck.
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>>768787471
I wish you could see how much of an insufferable dipshit you are.
i had fun
>>768787533
>>768787588
Kek when you project this hard.
>>768787633
>>768787781
I will dream of capatcha's tonight
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>>768788241
Can I let it die yet?
>>768769868
I'm like a maybe 7/10 with a good social standing in school. And every year I get this one girl that gets a crush on me. You may think "Oh thats great, good for u man" but no, I'm talking about the girls that are so fucking desperate that they would probably date a tard. So I'm more of insulted at the fact that these girls, who have horrid personalities, and horrid looks, try to date me.
>>768788434
I feel like a hostage. Maby someone can encourage me by als contributing
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>>768769868
I go to college currently, yeah I enjoy it.
