Ask a guy who just had a threesome anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a guy who just had a threesome anything
Did you put your cock in the ass of the left girl?
>>768743069
Was it your first ?
Are those the other participants ?
Are you in a relationship?
Did you swap a lot of bodily fluids ?
They both look like a good time if those were the other 2.
>>768743141
Yes
>>768743069
How much did you pay those two?
>>768743069
Did the other 2 guys have cocks bigger or smaller than yours?
>>768743146
Yes
No, just me and the two girls
My only relationshit is fwb with left one
Kinda, I guess?
>>768743069
How old do you think the water you showered in is?
>>768743069
Was your threesome just double the lotion and you used your left hand in addition to your right?
>>768743202
Just a good chunk of charisma
>>768743210
Way bigger
>>768743253
It's a living
How tight was the girl on the rights asshole and was she anal virgin?
>>768743069
Hookers?
I remember my first threesome good for you anon hope you got the porn experience.
Was the right girls asshole tight and was she an anal virgin?
>>768743069
Do you think you have ever drunk milk from the same cow?
>>768743297
Didn't do anal
>>768743320
Fwb and her best friend
>>768743256
So at least $1000
post more pics of left girl OP
If you didn't do anal with the girl on the right you are tripping ANON
>>768743069
Did you have to sell all of your furniture to afford the threesome?
>>768743396
Not that many pics
>>768743447
Didn't had the chance, it was just in the heat of the moment
>>768743472
I sell my dick
What is your favorite vegetable? How much times per day you step on lego brick?
>>768743631
Bell Pepper, and I don't own legos so almost never I suppose
Do you discriminate plastic forks?
>>768743069
How did you feel when the cleaning products you used to clean the ugly from their faces turned them into light globes?
>>768743352
Which one is FWB?
More pics of them? Any nudes in action?
They do any girl/girl stuff?
>>768743714
Plastic forks are the life and forse of lazy people
>>768743242
4.6 billion years
Did you just finish cleaning your house before they arrived or are these pics after?
>>768743715
7/10 in my standars, way too drunk to even care if their face got leaked
>>768743813
Much better. Thanks op.
>>768743813
More full bod
>>768743720
Right
Best I could do for you anon
And yeah, hot af
A thread where OP delivers?? Wow, well let me ask then how did you convince them?
>>768743801
Her house, so not really
Uganda or Ethiopia?
>>768743931
Best fuck of her life, good size, friend is a thot as well, not really that hard tbh
None of these pics indicate that any three way action was occuring.
>>768743963
Uganda just for the movies, top quality
>>768743990
Plus it’s a mix of received Snapchats, naked and differing file types
>>768743990
I didn't take pics during the action, was way too busy
How hot are you OP? Are you a Chad?
>>768743069
It's good that you keep a tidy house OP.
So many of the fat slobs on this board can't even be bothered changing their bed sheets ( that is if they have a bed at all ) and they wonder why no chicks want to fuck them in their pig sty of their house.
>>768744051
Way too drunk to give a fuck if it gets public, here is uncensored
>>768743813
Fucking bastard that's my wife! Who are you ?!!!
>>768744063
I'm a 7/10 but a /fit/fag so good body and good height, so that did the trick for me
>>768744158
Your worst nightmare
>>768744124
My house is not that tidy but not that dirty, if I know a girl is coming I clean up like a motherfucker
>>768743931
this a thousand times this I want a 3 way stuck with 1 ways ATM cause my partner is a faggot with a swollen pussy so it hurts her. she has at a point expressed curiosity though so im gonna try to ride the spark or curiosity to two pussies two arseholes and 4 tits
Where did you meet them? Bar, college, work, online, etc? Just wondering what social circles you hang in really
>>768744268
It's an awesome experience but you need shitton of stamina of you end up looking like a fag
>>768744130
You're a bro. Got more?
>>768744060
Said the guy that has never had a threesome. There are plenty of opportunities to take photos.
>>768744278
I met my fwb when I was in college, the other girl is her best friend
>>768744124
holy shit look at that guys foot, thats some endstage diabetus
>>768744060
>was way too busy
t. larping virgin who's never actually had a threesome
>>768744324
I was too busy to take out my phone and take some pictures. Sorry anon
>>768743069
Do you prefer apples or pears?
>>768744130
do you have any proof that you've actually been in the same room as these girls?
>>768744389
Sorry I'm not as Chad as you, show me your ways
>>768744401
>I was too busy
i.e. "i've never actually had a threesome"
>>768744324
You make a habit of stopping sex during intercourse to have a photo shoot?
>>768744322
Don't have that many photos of these 2 girls tbh>>768744440
>>768744440
Pears, juicy af
>>768744612
The correct answer is oranges
Bump just to keep this thread alive
>>768743069
Was it even any good? Like... you can only fuck one at a time... so like... ? Did it fucking matter in the end if it was one or two women?
>>768744845
Nothing for three minutes. Bumps thread in fear of it dying. Looks like op has created some fans.
>>768744905
Eating pussy one the other rides your cock. Totally worth it
>>768744526
>stopping to have a photoshoot
even more evidence that you're a virgin and this never happened lmao
>>768744905
It's not like that. It's a lot of things going on at once, and you don't have to had you dick inside for the other girl to have a good time
>>768744130
Damn that ones face on the right is GROSS. Should of just fucked the one on the left.
>>768743069
What was the other guys name?
Am I too late?
>>768743069
Op your fwb is smoking surely you have tonnes of nudes. Please share.
>>768745039
That response wasn't mine
ITT: guy posts pics of girls he found online and pretends he had sex with them
>>768745068
Jesus our lord and saviour
>>768745065
I mean, kinda, but body is at least 7/10 and why not try something new
>>768745069
Don't have that many of her but if you are interested I have a full folder of nudes I've collected over the years, I don't mind sharing the thots
>>768745227
Alright then. That will have to do. Kek
>>768743813
Eww get these butterfacs hoes outta here
>>768745275
OP is a champion, grats on the sex, they're pretty hot especially considering you did them both together
>>768744130
Hookers. move along.
>>768743069
Wheres my house keys?
>>768745490
Did you check your ass tho?
>>768743069
greentext it.
>>768743069
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>768745568
>Be me
>FatSlob.jpg
>Had enough of that life
>Get into the gym
>Had nice complexion and good height
>After like a year I start becoming really fit
>ThotsareThots.gif
>Start giving the dick as they wanted
>Mostly do Cardio so good stamina
>Longest and Best fuck of her life
>Continue being fwb
>Birthday coming soon
>She decided to give me my BD present
>Best gift of my life
Life is good
>>768745871
I'm a fat slob (ok maybe not fat but CERTAINLY not fit) and one time I went to my gay friends Birthday party out of pity. only him and girls were there. I had a threesome because I was the only available cock and apparently gained some karmic points by showing up.
>>768746002
I'm happy for you m8
Bump cuz I'm still awake
>>768746087
same for you m80
one of the things even the chadiest of chads sometimes don't get to achieve.
>>768743069
Did you suck his cock?
>>768746426
Yes, it was the juiciest cock I've ever sucked
>>768745350
Keep posting op
>>768747337
You lucky soab
>>768747403
I mean. With some self confidence and personal care is not that hard to find "Thots"
>>768743069
Do you think it's okay to lie on the internet?
>>768747905
Yes, my dick grows an inch everytime I do it
Threesomes go smoothly well on porn because there they're cleansed of emotions, bad stuff like jealousy and shit. My wife and I had an experience with a friend of ours and lemme say that the aftermath is heavy.
>>768748525
was with a fwb so it's merely physical, so I think it went well
>>768743069
were the other two dudes hanged?
were there any blacks?
why stop at 3?
What is it like to fuck two dudes at the same time?
u gay?
>>768748585
Lol, it was me and 2 girls
Nope, Mexican,
Cuz 3 is a lot to handle tbh
>>768748579
Yes. In the beginning she was, the third person. But she got involved and started to expect a commitment. Anyhow. You live, you learn. Next time, keeping some distances will be important.
>>768748647
Ah yes "girls" you can call them that now with all the gender fluid nonsense going on.
Good on you OP turning your homosexual encounter into a hetro one.
>>768748683
I said No homo so it's all good
>>768748817
Yeah but it's opposite day so that actually means no hetro
>>768748855
>but it's opposite day
>it's opposite day
>opposite day
What are you? Fucking twelve?
Did it take your significant other a lot of convincing?? If so, what finally did it? I've been trying to get mine into the idea. I borderline need another woman in the bedroom at this point, my girlfriend is so vanilla. My sexual boredom doesn't outweigh the relationship we have so breaking up isn't really an option for me. I'm good but I can't keep this up.
>>768749025
I am 8 in summer. faggot.
>>768749069
Next minute, she brings some nigger into your house and makes you eat his cum out of her cunt.
>>768749069
She wasn't my SO. She is just a girl I've been fucking for years, a fwb, her idea tho.
>>768747337
Just keep paying now op. One every few minutes.
>>768749205
*posting
What does sex feel like
>>768749200
so your SO, LOL kids these days. Meanwhile shes slowly poisoning you with arsenic now that the mandatory waiting period has past on the life insurance she took out on you 1 year ago
>>768749237
Don't have more of those girls, have some of my personal library instead
>>768749293
Like getting a Pentakill on Halo 2
>>768749296
Got any Asians?
>>768749293
Like fucking a warm apple pie
>>768749347
OMG WE GOT A RACE TRAITOR OVER HERE>
>>768749296
Beggers cant be chooses. Load em up.
>>768743069
Was math discovered or invented?
>>768743069
Did you squirt that clorox bowl cleaner that is on the table in their snatches before you fucked them? If not, you have aids now nigger.
>>768749347
Got you dood
>>768749597
Nigger gets aids from fucking white girls. Newfag.
>>768749647
Wow, she's interesting. How u meet these girls & how old are you? Body count? How long you last?
>>768749373
:^)
>>768749767
Fuck off with that jew smiley shit.
>>768743069
Which dick did you like better?
>>768749752
Just hanging out at normie gatherings. I'm 24, /fit/fag and tall for my contry avg so that helps. I usually last an hour if we take it slow
>>768749647
Just image when they saggy old asain web tittys.
>>768749831
Both, good and juicy
>>768749660
Newfag, please. Shut your boipussy up and get back to work on the streets.
>>768749846
OMG FUCK OFF WITH THAT LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC SMILEY SHIT
>>768743069
Is cream of mushroom a gravy or soup?
>>768750034
Soup
Just a reminder that newfags are here tearing up another decent thread.
>>768743069
What did their asses smell like and did you taste them?
>>768750103
They are called summerfags retard, they got here in the summer. fuck you you fake ass oldfag
>>768750126
Been eating the ass of the girl on the right for a few years now, good shit. This time didn't have time to eat that much ass
>>768750216
Its winter here
>>768750226
>eating the ass
>good shit
>mfw
>>768750051
Fuck!!!
I owe my mom $10 now
>>768743069
How do you feel now that you know a girl can pleasure another girl more than you could ever hope to.
>>768743069
Does your asshole still hurt?
>>768750255
OMG FUCK OFF THE READIT YOU SUMMER FAG JUST GTFO OF MY /B/ HABBO HOTEL RAIDS, THE GAME FUCK YOUO
>>768750273
If you don't find eating ass good is because you haven't found a good ass to eat
>>768750304
Good since I'm a cuck and this is the least cuck thing I find
>>768750216
You don't even know who Ken is. lmao calm down.
>>768750226
.... You forgot to say what it smelled like...
>>768750505
Like ass? I don't really know how to describe it tbh
>>768750323
You must consume too much protien.
>>768749915
>I usually last an hour if we take it slow
Fucking pornstar
>>768751077
OMG FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GENDER FLUID POST MODERN THEY THEM PRONOUN SMILEY FACE>
>>768751016
I mean, if you are not really just fucking hardcore and taking it slow is not that hard
>>768751369
I wouldn't know since I'm a virgin.
>>768751399
and you are 43 and your mum brings you tv dinners in your basement.
>>768744314
The only way to have "stamina" is if you're gay. Real men cum in seconds!
>>768743069
how did it feel getting spitroasted?
>>768751225
The hell was that for I just wanted to know what their butts smelled like don't be mean :(
>>768751529
I mean, the whole experience is pretty awesome
>>768751538
WHY DO YOU CONTINUE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT LIBERAL SMILIES> CANT YOU JUST FUCK OF BACK TO BERKLEY OR WHAT EVER THAT SUPER FUCKED UP UNIVERSITY IS CALLED
>>768751640
Don't yell at me do you see me yelling :(
>>768751670
That must be the newfag again.
>>768751670
OMFG YOU DID IT AGAIN STOP FUCKING SMILING AT ME YOU DIRTY LITTLE SHIT SNIFFER> CANT YOU JUST KEEP YOUR THEY THEM PRONOUNS TO YOURSELF> NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT THE GENERAL POPULATION IS JUST HUMOURING YOU TO KEEP YOU FROM TURNING INTO THE NEXT FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTER> YOUR PARENTS FUCKED UP THEY RAISED A FLOWER THAT CANT STOP SOOKING EVERY TIME SOMETHING DOESNOT GO YOUR WAY JUST GROW THE FUCK UP AND BE A MAN OR WHAT EVER YOU ARE THIS DAY> HOLY FUCK/
>>768751856
Nigga I don't use those pronouns and I'll use my emoticons wherever I fucking want :) :) :)
>>768751856
Triggered this bad every time by smiley faces.
>Calling other people gender fluid snowflakes.
>>768752011
ah thank god, finally the republican I told you so smile.
>>768752050
Greentext in 2018
nothing you say is valid.
>>768743069(You).
Ok guys I lied, it was actually two dudes I found on craigslist. At the end of it they stole my phone and wallet.
Also I have white shit coming out my dick, i better go to the doctor.
>>768752168
FUCK
>>768752168
A threesome is a threesome
>>768752098
>Kek, denying your salt this hard.
>>768749320
Now we're talking
>>768752328
come on I am trying to eat my chips, but they need some seasoning.
Don't suppose you have any.....
>>768751433
21 and no basement.
>>768752861
Training to be a wizard i see.
Good for you
>>768752542
I filled a cup with this guys>>768751856
salt.
Take as much as you want anon.
>>768752899
thks bae
OP here, this thread is prolly dead, just a last post to boast my ego a little more
>>768754705
Fuck i have a small dick. Fucking sucks.
>>768754705
Thanks op it was fun
>>768754705
thanks for OC OP, i'll probably jerk off to those girls you fucked later, they look like good lays gj
>>768743069
How much did you pay?
>>768743813
Nice dentures. Did she remove them when she gave you head?
>>768754975
>>768755139
>>768755418
A little bonus pic before I fall asleep
>>768749647
Any facials?
