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Goreless, somewhat funny rekt
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>>768743883
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>>768745779
What is fucking wrong with chinese people?
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NO WEBMS!!!! GIFS ONLY!! !
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>>768745932
haha, fucking kys if you don't know how to view webms on your shitty iphone
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>>768745953
no wonder vegan shmucks protest day and night here in australia pppffft....i still love pork
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>>768745953
chinks and ruskies are soulless empty freaks

i guarantee they both branched off from a common mega asperger at some point
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>>768745983
worse nightmare ever
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>>768746067
>worse nightmare ever

did you mean "worst" you fucking smiliterate fucktard?
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>>768746055
>ruskies
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>>768745983
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>>768746118
smiliterate?
semi-literate

LOL you made my day, so salty over nothing
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>>768746260
What goes around comes around.
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>>768746327
Bomb australia.
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>>768745953
what's the point of killing them that young?
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>>768745983
So like it went up super fast?
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>>768746233
don't forget to abort your retarded children
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>>768746399
annex australia to the u.s.
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>>768747007
then bomb it
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>>768746055
Neanderthal, imo. Whites from Cro Magnon and blacks from Homo Erectus. They always put them as the last 3 in human evolution and say they died off or something, but I think all 3 still exist and are what we call the 'races' today. It just explains so much, but it represents an inconvenient reality for pacifists.
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>>768747053
that'd be pretty retarded
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>>768746233
men who beat wimins should be castrated
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Can you guys post the fucking stories behind the webm if you are posting one? Fuck these threads are always so frustrating because no one ever gives the context or outcome and everyone has to ask.
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>>768747073
>personally believes this retarded pseudo science
>implies self is not pacifist
>has never fought a day and given the chance would whimper like a bitch
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>>768745565
Caught molesting a kid if I remember correctly
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>>768742690
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>>768743883

of all the webms in rekt this is the one i will never open.
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>>768747496
me too!!!
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>>768747484
What the fuck
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>>768747496
It's all goos then, the person who shot him was doing the world a favor.
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>>768746233
you too!!!
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>>768747199
I mean you
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>>768747689
Wrong anon, I meant >>768747392
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>>768745899
Bad day at work probably.
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>>768745899
>chinese people?
>people
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>>768745929
I'm lazy as shit but i'm never going on another escalator again.
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>>768745565
Guess you could say he got caught red handed
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>>768747496
Ditto!!!
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>>768747906
winner!
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>>768747659
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Desexing wild boars? Cut the tail to mark it as desexed? Im giessing here
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>>768745932
Shut the fuck up iphonefag
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>>768748157
it was his dad's semen, right?
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>>768745899
Everything. From not helping anyone you see in the street to fucking boiling or skinning dogs alive. I dont care if you eat dog but slaughter the poor thing before you skin it. Also there isn't a more shallow and arrogant people than the chinese
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>>768747306
>Guy gets hit by a car
Hurrrr what's the story durrrrrr
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>>768746785
veal
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>>768748178
Kek lel lol haha fucking idiot
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>>768748381
Veal is calf you retard
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>>768745953
very profesional
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>>768747484
that's pretty gay
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>>768748452
FUCK YOU
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>>768748256
>jumps immediately to "muh dogs :("

Fuck off, PETAfaggot. Most peoples' stupid dogs should be skinned alive.
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>>768748452
suckling pig then, sorry if i don't categorically know all the names for baby animals we eat cause they're delicious.
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>>768748595
you sound live youve been on /b/ for a long time
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>>768748595
Did you read everything? I said I don't care if you eat dog. All animals are the same to me. But torturing it before you eat it is barbaric
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>>768748771

*yoooooove

You sound like you been on /b/ for a few minutes. Are you fucking lazy or Just type every thing like you pronounce it.

>learn basic grammar
>read the rules
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>>768745953
On some pig farms they kill all the small & weak piglets because they just want the biggest healthiest pigs. So they kill them while small so it's easier.

All pigs thrash their legs like that when hit or shot in the head it's just reflexes. If you were to tap their eyes they would not be responsive. (Although one on the right looks like it's still alive)

I work on a factory farm and have killed many piglets but only ones that are already dying. Also males that are born with just 1 testicle die too.

But this chink way of doing it is messed up
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>>768748987
The face it makes before crashing into the camera is hilarious. It's like it' s saying: "Oh hello, I'm about to crash."
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>>768747496
Me too
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>>768749112
Thanks for the info. I thought it was informative
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>>768747306
How do you expect everyone to be omnipresent, do you think your the only person who doesn't know. People just save the webm from another thread they arent the orginal video taker.
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>>768745932
Apple fag
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>>768749112
Did you ever fuck a piglet? Dead or alive
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>>768747496
I seen it and I'm like yeah no
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>>768743300
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>>768749441
Haven't fucked piglets but grown pigs on the other hand... I've simulated sex & inseminated some & got them pregnant
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>>768747392
Wrong
He killed a person
Caught red handed literally
You must have read that false info here
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>>768749671
Kek'd
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>>768749538
Ayy lmao
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>>768749588
I think I would... I mean it's just so easy
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>>768746233
I had a cousin who used to beat his mom because she wouldn't buy him stuff lel
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>>768749031
Lost
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>>768749914
I could understand, just look at dem plump lil pig pussies
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>>768742690
Does this happen in first world countries? Just drop a match in a sewer and wake up in a hospital?
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>>768749744
That's too much
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>>768750379
Ouch thats a bad landing
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>>768750379
did he died?
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>>768749744
That is a beautiful piece of kit, I would fucking love one of those for my workshop, shit I could make would be unreal, that perfect cut.........lush.
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>>768750469
No idea
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>>768745965
Just get VLC, then when you have adult money buy a real phone
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>>768748376
Kek
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>>768747199

men and women alike who suggest this or think this should be castrated instead

you should get your novaries cut out fag
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>>768745899
>>768747763
Actually he's schizophrenic
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>>768747906
speaking of red handed . . . .
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>>768748376
I'm probably autistic as fuck too but shit like this is why I don't get dancing
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>>768750529
Fucking idiot was he riding with his fucking eyes shut....................A Man can't ride a bike anymore, you see it in all the vids now, it is like they have de-evolved into shit riders...must just be too much money about makes it easier to get a tasty bike that is beyond you ability, whereas back in the day if you rode a 'superbike' you had to love it cause it was 1 or the other, sad really, fucking sad.
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>>768745983
With this kind of engineering, how would you like to be in the Chinese navy?
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>>768750627
Fucking what the fucking fuck is he doing
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>>768750627
At 24 sec in I was actually thinking 'all that fucking gas and not one person has a lit cigaret.......oh there ya go......
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>>768745565
only right way to handle pedos and faggots like in the post below yours:
>>768745779
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>>768745929
why does nobody push the fucking emergency off button?
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>>768745932
fuck you you fucking fuck.
fuck you forever.
you fuck!
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>>768748376
MDMA casualty, all the signs are there

gurning

gay abandonment

no shame

oh , and no mates!
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>>768745953
meanwhile at mc donalds germany
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>>768750999
The first fall was good, but that second ..what a stupid cunt...trips prove it.
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>>768746233
i wish i was her
i feel like shit and sometimes it's like i don't deserve better
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>>768751031
Started laughing in advance
Too good
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>>768743883
In all my years of b..this is the only thing that made me feel queezy.
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>>768751047
You pathetic fuck
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>>768750256
No only Chinaman farts do that, it's all the rotten shit they eat.
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>>768750686
Kill fags
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>>768748119
I'll bet your parents are proud of you.
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>>768747962
Close your fucking mouth you absolute poser
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>>768748119
donot open there is a screamer i warnd ya ass
dumb ass
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>>768751222
Digging for gold I see, he ain't gonna find shit in there though!
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>>768751082
Nah, you're a fag who forms his worldview on 4chan and liveleak.
https://i.imgur.com/dcqk8yY.gifv
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>>768751073
eye eye.........I once got a piece of grinding metal in my eye, and every 24 hours the eye cleans itself and regenerates a film of skin over the eyeball, I tried to get this piece of metal out of my eye ignorant to my previous statement. 10 hours after getting it in my eye, my eye was trying to reject this teeny tiny piece of metal, No shit, I have broken bones, had fucking numerous accidents in my life that involved pain, and I can tell you this, nothing,NOTHING has come close to that pain. I have walking into casualty with broken ankles the size of footballs, but I fucking crawled into A&E on my hands and knees. Fucking Dr had to get a needle and break the film of skin over my eye to get the metal out, no bullshit I was in such pain I would not have given a fuck if they had pulled my fucking eye out as long as the pain stopped.
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>>768751031
Gonna see these reposted a billion times before we see OC again goddamn
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>>768751222
Must have a new tooth coming.
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>>768742690
>chinesespaceprogram.webm
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>>768748899
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Is the bike ok?
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>>768751409
Well I made those webms so its not me doing the pasta
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>>768748918
> you sound like you been
>learn basic grammar

Yaha, ok mang
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>>768751222
Hot
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>>768750627
this is reversed right?
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>>768751693
Yeah they sucked in the fire with a tank and everyone was happy thereafter.
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>>768745953
prob chink porn knowing those wastes of oxygen.
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>>768745779
Poor kid
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>>768750256
if you think that kids in the hospital and not dead you've got another thing coming.
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>>768750469
nah, his spine broke his fall.
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>>768750686
fuuuuck
"could you please grab my keys? they are inside my back pocket..."
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>>768747496
same.
eye is my weakness
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>>768751222
where the fuck does it all go?
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>>768746233
Russians are such subhuman, third world animals. Truly white niggers.
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>>768749112
>>768749275
Same happens at chicken/egg farms (I design/install/build cooling/vent solutions). They throw all the "useless" ones into grinders, etc. I mean, I still eat meat, so...
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>>768747496
>>768751073
>>768752013
Y'all some weak ass niggers
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>>768745932
POST ONLY WEBM's. NO GIF's.
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>>768745983
supposed to lay on the floor if this happens.
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>>768752148
Bring back concentration camps
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>>768747199
>>768752113
I mean I disagree with beating (both gender can be fucking nasty), but still, she could just like...find someone else?

True, there are wymin stuck in shitty marriages (like they marry some chad wife-beater because it looks cool, and then they cry because they cannot leave them)... but still.
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>>768752032
>2 guys trying to fuck her at once
>Shes on the phone with another guy trying to fuck
>She's telling all of them no unless pay
women
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>>768750469
broken pelvis.
There are printed warnings on ladders that say "do not stand above this step".
yet he did it anyway.
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>>768747484
fucking hell that's brutal.
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>>768750890
Abundance of females on scene
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>>768747073
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Everyone outside of some sub-Saharan Africans has some Neanderthal genes. Cro Magnon is mostly found on Nothern Europeans if I remember correctly.
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>>768748119
remember screamer from about 2010
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>>768752249
that's how they do normal cows too IIRC. there is like a tool too, which you can put into a power drill it spins around, and basically separates the balls.... someone even posted a video about them.

I mean it looks brutal to us, but it's like an average thing for farmers.
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>>768752148
nerve gas?
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>>768752214
Probably fake but I've heard that's the best thing to do if your wife is cheating on you.
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>>768752289
sauce?
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>>768748178
> Rocket strike against Israel...
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>>768752322
Just dancing dude.
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>>768750256
some, most have measures to prevent methane build up tho
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>>768750702
it's not dancing anon, it's drugs + alcohol + "dancing".
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>>768752021
Laws of physics, Mass x acceleration ...= Fat cunt and Hill.....I think she got off lightly..........................scuse the pun.
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>>768743883
Mucus fishing syndrome or something else?
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>>768752339
What is?
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>>768752032
Now that is one weird fucking scene, I want to see what happened next....
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>>768746233

that's a dude beating his trap brother because he knows traps are gay
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>>768752123
Fuck up retardo
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>>768752123
uhh thats a hard edge, how is 5th grade ?
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>>768748178
he's clenching too hard
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>>768752305

i like how you left out the part of how it is to the animal...
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>>768752364
How I would love to fuck people like you and him up big time
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>>768750963
nah, thats just how women dance...
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>>768752492
Man those fucking slope love white dudes, right mugging off those gook dudes
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>>768752148

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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>>768748178
'Murica

>>768752367
top kek & lost my sides
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>>768752305
can u imagine the pain of that? the feeling of helplessness as well? i don't give a fuck about the farmer's routine mate
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>>768751031
who the fuck fills them with hydrogen ?
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>>768752123
say that to my face offline fucker and see what happens
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>>768752671
Maybe you only get to see chicks on mtv, venture out pissflap..'There's a whole wide world out there........who said that?............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(etc).................................me!.
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>>768752735
not the guy you're responding to but are you seriously expecting an animal to realize it can no longer breed or something?
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>>768752086
This bottle was probably worth my life savings
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>>768752517
>>768752526
>>768752778
I'll have you know I'm a genius and an MMA champion
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>>768750529
>Shitty biker meets shitty trucker.
Where is the defensive riding?
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>>768752629
>>768752364
Why fuck him up for giving the dog a... lice bath.
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>>768748681
why would you answer a question incorrectly and then get indignant when youre called out
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>>768752517
>first "black" president is half white, raised by white people, wasn't even a descendant of american slaves because his father was an african immigrant

shameful
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>>768752148
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>768752752
Its cheaper than helium in some countries.
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>>768752807
Do you think that an animal does not know what its cock and balls are for?...Most animals I have seen in my life spend an inordinate amount of time playing, cleaning, just plain fucking about with their genitalia, it would be strange to even think they have no idea of the importance of such 'equipment' in the whole scheme of thing....but just my opinion.
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>>768752810
No problem he's Jewish and just uses the interest rates of your life savings to get another bottle.
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>>768752517
his mother was a white jew who liked dark meat. the darker the better.
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>>768752841
Good, then you know where all your vital organs are, and you have the ability to do them some damage, so GET the fuck on with it shitstain!.
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>>768749588
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>>768752879
>>768750724
This
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>>768752021
Lucky that door was there to stop her
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>>768752989
I get he's robbing the place but where?
This has to be by a beach or something why she's wearing a one piece swimsuit suit.
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>>768752989
Notice the difference?, admittedly he should not be climbing in the fucking window, but see the lack of extreme violence?.....yes me too!.
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BRAZEOOOOOO
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>>768752752
burned yellow
flames come from the candle not the balloons
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>>768753034
Whatever way you cut it, THEY held him up like a cheap imitation flag, only capable of being flown at half mast, fuck em......
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>>768753144
He's robbing the place, of the scantily clad girl. It was 4 in the morning and that's a little coffee stand with a bikini baristas gimmick. He tried to kidnap and rape her but was scared off by another customer's headlights.
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>>768749744

where do i buy one
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>>768753226
>He's attempting to rape a woman at knifepoint... but see the extreme lack of violence here?
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>>768753090
Now if this happened all the time I might consider watching these oafs 'rolling' about....Ha ha ha ha ha
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>>768750379
Electrocute
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>>768753249
She was an off-duty cop.
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>>768753299
>>768753346
I'm gonna need proof from you niggers just taking your word for it
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>>768752148
Taste the pain!
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>>768752148
btw its amazing how strong bones are...
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>>768753346
My apologies I genuinely did not realise that and thought that he was just 'robbing' the place, as very bad as that is.
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>>768750594
come si dice in inglese "furto con destrezza"?
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>>768747906
I really love you
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>>768753249
wife-material
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>>768753438
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/video-shows-man-kidnapping-bikini-barista-knifepoint-before-attempted-rape/I4psPH5EedEyXcsgu4q7NI/
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>>768752989
rape time
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>>768752883
Weak sadistic keyboard warriors like you and the fucker in the video should meet their ends in ways this thread can only dream of
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>>768751317
ofc it's a fuckin sports car with autistic ralley stripes
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>>768747906
LEL
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>>768752735
it depends. from what I heard the power drill method is not painful / very minimal pain as it's done very quickly, and they have not much nerve there.

again I would not want it to be done on myself or anything, not saying it's the most humane way, but when you have to do it on 100 animals at once, time is a factor.

this is the tool I saw / someone posted : https://www.valleyvet.com/ct_library_info.html?product=30e078c6-7b6a-11d5-a192-00b0d0204ae5&showText=1
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>>768750686
that's nigger handed, faggot.
and it's grabbing some shit as usual
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>>768752214
Good on him to film it for proof and he doesnt sperg out against the nigger. Your wife is a whore she didn't get raped, don't kill the guy because then you will only go to prison over some whore
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>>768753583
damn good eye mate
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>>768753249
insta-boner
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>>768753630
Have it done on your bollox and tell us how nice it is
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>>768752969
>>768753276
the initial flame comes from the "candle" and hits the first baloon on the left.
I mean I get costs, but man, this shit can kill a little kid for example if someone smokes or anything. As you can see they all leaked a bit (baloons) and the container was filled with helium by the time the first blew up.
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>>768751271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdXlksmS3rQ
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>>768753711
bruh... how many times I wrote I did not ever use these tools and shit...?
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>>768747496
#metoo
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>>768753545
your alarm goes off, and she shoots your dick off because she thinks you are cheating
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>>768753249
This is why we need more guns especially in school and espelially the teachers so that every gun situation will go espillay like this wake up liberal man
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>>768750188
daaamn dude look at those tits on the left
would love to suck on these
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>>768749744
Wait wait wait wait, what's actually doing the cutting? Is that a blade, a saw?
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>>768753672
Thanks mate i'm a professional car identifier
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>>768754263
water
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>>768754263
Water.
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>>768753769
Yeah I know, but it's the typical b/ faggot reply, what do you expect!.
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>>768754209
they had cops outside the last school
>the cops, zey do nuthzing
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>>768752841
lolme2
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>>768747657
>>768747698
>>768747726
>>768747962
>>768748255
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>>768754263
9 year old or very high on the 'spectrum'.......'only YOU can decide....
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>>768754296
Are you Tom cruise....
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>>768754263
laser
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>>768754447
>"Autobots, Roll Out!"
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>>768754263
An extremely fast water.
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>>768752492
R E K T
E
K
T
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>>768752938
anon and his family
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>>768746785
Wrong sex maybe?? Still seems dumb.
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>>768753577
You're a dumb fuck
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>>768754722
Or maybe like the reject baby pigs?
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>>768753438
Why do lazy faggots demand proof like there is some burden we must meet, it takes seconds to Google something yourself. Millennials.
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>>768754618
I piss fast, would that do it?
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