I am a naked female. Ask me anything.
And if you don't mind, I also have some questions for you if you'd like to hear them.
dont you post this a few hours ago?
Timestamp or gtfo
>>768734439
I made a thread earlier today. It was like 12 hours ago.
>>768734448
But why? I don't see why it is necessary when I come here literally every day.
>>768734248
You are as fake as the happiness in little Debbie's eyes.
do a nazi salute
>>768734248
timestamp
>>768734522
And here you are, wasting your time calling me fake when you could be getting fapping material. What a sad life.
Do you get horny during your period?
>>768734541
No hunny bunny
>>768734594
I'm asexual, I don't get horny ever.
write /b/ on your chest
My favorite spice is sage. If you dont enjoy it youre a faggot
Could you write "jassir" on near your asshole or tits? I would fap so hard.
Also... What do you feel knowing you make a lot of dicks very hard?
>>768734708
>>768734649
I don't write on my body, and I usually don't write on paper either.
>>768734588
Hoping it would be more comedic, like the general consensus of this website. And I am quite satisfied with my fapping schedule, thank you.
>>768734248
Is there purpose or meaning of the universe?
>>768734844
The meaning of life is that function follows form. You have a form, your body, therefore you function. It's very simple. Too bad many people try to make it more complicated than that.
>>768734481
12? fuck the time fly when you shitpost
So I'm guess that's a no to my questions... you guys are lame.
what's the capital of north dakota?
>>768735029
Fargo?
>>768734248
What's a good wine to pair with Captain Crunch?
>>768734248
Have a good time riding your high horse though, Cheers.
>>768735029
Just looked it up. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
>>768735086
I hate both wine and captain crunch so I can't help you.
>>768734248
What's your kik
i've been awake for 4 days. my wife and i are going on vacation tomorrow and she says she will fucking kill me if i don't sleep tonight, she thinks i will fuck up our trip like i usually do when i do this. is she right or wrong?
>>768735160
I tend not to give out my kik anymore because it gets to be too overwhelming.
>>768735185
She is right. Go the fuck to sleep.
>>768735052
Pierre you dumb shit. don't they teach you anything in school these days?
>>768735228
Wow, that's the same thing she said. you really are a woman ain't you?
>>768735194
Would you add me
>>768734934
The biggest pile of horse shit ive ever read.
You're obviously a shallow and simple minded type of person. Whether youre a 50 year old man in your basement, or a stupid whore showing her average body for a bunch of virgins on the internet. Attention whore
>>768735324
Yes sir
>>768734248
do you like yaoi shota?
>>768735346
form fallows function, i'm an ME, ask me how i know. form always follows function
Ok, since you want it, and i want it, i want to masturbate thinking about how i slowly enter your tight asshole and fill it with my cum. Can you show me some asshole please?
>>768735346
Sorry it wasn't the answer you were looking for. You do realize which website you're on, right? I'm not a philosophy professor, I'm a hoe on the internet. Go somewhere else if you want a different perspective.
>>768735415
Get a fucking dog loser. A normal person doesn't even know what the shit that is
>>768735415
Nope
>>768735486
I don't want that!
>>768734512
Then you should know better you dumb slut
>>768734248
intel or amd?
>>768734248
What do you think of ass play? Would you enjoy a little flick of the tongue on your asshole?
>>768735567
I'm a rule breaker, not a rule follower. I do what I want, get used to it.
>>768735614
I am not a fan of butt stuff. And absolutely not, keep that nasty mouth of yours far far away from me.
Do girls like watching two hot young guys fuck?
>>768735701
Maybe some do. I personally don't. But different strokes for different folks.
>>768735710
Why do you have to ruin everything for everyone all the goddamn time?
>>768735667
I know mouths gross you out, do cocks? How would you feel having two guys' cocks in your face?
Can I see your vegana pls?
If not, then can you answer me what a vagene smell likes?
>>768735782
No, penises aren't bad. I would prefer one at a time though.
>>768735228
seriously, i'm going to be drunk as a nine eyed nigger tomorrow. see, i only stay awake this long when i'm constantly drinking. so i've also been on the vodka and rye whiskey for 4 days. she's so....
>>768735791
Merry Christmas
>>768735952
You haven't answered my question. What do you want? You want a Spider-Man thread?! Make your fucking own!
>>768734248
Age? Nice tits by the way
>>768735946
*SNIFF*
o yess my dear
>>768735874
Why only one at a time? Wouldn't you feel more wanted if there was a group of guys all waiting there turn for you?
>>768736013
I'm 19
>>768736043
this guy gets it
>>768736098
Seriously? Gotta say, I thought you were at least 22
post asshole pls
>>768736083
Because I don't like the idea of it. I don't mind showing off to the internet, but in real life it is very different. Here, I am in control.
okay so tell us about yourself other than things you don't like or do.
U got hobbies?
got a major?
smoke weed?
>>768736098
i was 19 once....no, actually twice
>>768736210
No, I'm a baby.
WTF You look 30 years old minimum. HOW!?
>>768735946
there is a reason i've seen that pic about 300 times on the internet, right?
>>768736238
These are all questions that I have answered before. My main hobby is sleeping because life sucks and I have nothing better to do. My majors are political science and german. No, I've never done any drug in my life.
>>768736344
Idk, I think you're blind.
you say you're asexual.
does this mean you've never had an orgasm?
>>768736363
Well then ask for something more specific I guess
>>768736330
timestamp pls
>>768736445
Of course I've had an orgasm you dipshit! Being asexual doesn't mean you're numb to physical responses. I just don't crave it the way you do.
>>768736468
specifically, shoe on head
>>768736521
WHAT FUCKING FOR?!?!?!
>>768736225
What if you were in control? What if one of the guys was someone you trusted completely to moderate the others? If you ignore the social aspect, and imagine a scenario of complete control, how does having 10 cocks to command sound?
Butt sharpie?
>>768736575
Validation. anyone can post a picture and call it their own. we need a timestamp. or gtfo.
>>768735758
Spidey is not ruining anything. He's bringing greatness to a shitty thread made by an attention whore and filled with vapid fools that don't follow the rules.
>>768736555
Only for the trips. Newfag confirmed.
>>768736013
This fucking guy right here.
>>768736575
to know you fucking exist and that your not some google image pic
>>768736555
>>>768736468
>specifically, shoe on head
Trips means you have to do it
>>768736639
oily butt?
>>768736639
You look kinda Mexican, but also white.
Which is it?
>>768734248
Country, first and last name, town and credit card info pls?
>>768736599
I don't mean control of people, I mean control of the situation. In fact, I don't really like to be naked at all. I just do it here because it gets me attention. If I had attention in real life, I'd be asking for attention in terms of friendship instead.
>>768736639
>Newfag confirmed
well fuck me runnin, now i like you. but newfag? hardly. i been here for years
>>768734248
You come here often, what do you do with your life? Also, pinch a nip for us, with pics of course
>>768736625
Lurk moar. You should know who the fuck I am by now. If you don't, either figure it out or you can leave.
>>768736639
Oh, I thought we were talking about the YouTuber shoe on head, lost interest... A real person though, huh, who woulda known
>>768736682
Awww baby newborn over here can't tell a real girl from a fake one
>>768736770
Would you like to add me on Snapchat?
Ich spreche Deutsch und wir können einfach normal reden, nicht wie hier, wo alles sich um Sex kümmert
>>768736709
I'm Mexican, thanks for asking. I'm also Spanish, I guess that counts as white...but also part Native American so idk, I think the brown cancels it out.
>>768736870
>tfw you realise that the pictures stolen from google are still real girls.
>>768736937
my wife is part Cherokee, i can dig it
>>768736812
Have you been here within the past 4 months? I took a couple weeks off, but I mostly post every day. Sometimes even multiple times a day.
>>768736815
Pretty much nothing. I'm very bored with my life.
>>768736937
im 19 too baby, we need to hook up
>>768737021
well fuck, i've never seen you. guess i'm missing out huh? that's weird, i'm awake like 98% of the time, sew buttons
>>768736914
Ich habe kein Snapchat. Es tut mir leid. Hast du kik?
>>768737133
Nein aber ich könnte es installieren
>>768737128
Look up Santa Fe chan on the archive and you should be able to see everything you've missed
Santa fe Chan. Hells yeah!
>>768737186
Mmm vielleicht
>>768737208
gotcha
>>768737071
Boredom was why I came here in the first place...
And now I don't wanna leave.
>>768737290
I'm going to kill myself if you don't stop posting.
>>768737306
seriously. when you have nothing better to do, /b/
>>768737306
Pretty much same
>>768737071
Nice. Now how about pinching a loaf as well? Pics too please.
>>768734248
do you like fish sticks?
Crytsal meth where are you I have some
>>768737437
Seriously, why can't you just say what you want? Fucking faggot.
>>768734248
Post a pic of you taking a piss for us
>>768737488
Learn how to spell please
put something in your pussy?
>>768737510
No pee for /b/
>>768737556
This...
>>768737556
There ya go
>>768737501
>expecting people on /b/ to not try to trigger everyone else as hard as possible
First day here, newfag?
>>768737071
why do you keep coming back to this aids infested board
Write cum dumpster above your pussy and spread it open for us to all tribute? Please
>>768735623
more like
>I am a man pretending to be a girl
>>768737634
No, obviously I post here every fucking day. And yeah, I am triggered. This is MY thread.
>>768737675
Because it's fun
Warum um Gottes willen tust du sowas?
jeez fucking louise, i've drank so much today my fuckking hands are shaking
>>768737690
You must be new, it's okay.
>>768737744
Für spaß
the real question is, are traps gay?
>>768737880
Yes
How many fingers can you get inside you? Can you show us...
so no timestamp?
>>768737259
Ich habe es jetzt installiert, 1042 ist mein Name aber auf Deutsch ausgeschrieben
>>768737919
she did shoe on head, that's good enough for me
>>768737872
Also gehts um den Nervenkitzel?
>>768737916
2. I already did.
>>768737919
Not unless Spider-Man stops posting
Your face still looks pathetic, you soulless fuck
>>768737992
you could get 3 in there easily
