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Ask a black anon who's car broke down and is stuck at some weird old guys house anything

He has nice hamburgers.
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>>768718295
ur black
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>>768718295
nigga you betta runnn. the hamburgue are a diversion while he prepares his knives
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whats image (7).jpg?
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>>768718511
the title of the image you illiterate fuck
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>>768718587
Don't be stupid.
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>>768718295
so how you planning to get home, and get your car fixed and so on?
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that looks like mcdonalds burger
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>>768718667
Waiting for it to be tow'd. This old guy let me use his phone. Lucky me I guess.

>>768718674
Beats me what it is. It's not bad though.
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>>768718587
don't be stupid, stupid, OP's image is image (8).jpg, i want to know what image (7).jpg is!
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>>768718783
Hey there lil fella, go the fuck back to /r9k/
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>>768718295
How does it feel to know his ancestors used your ancestors as slaves?
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>>768718849
that isn't image (7).jpg either, out with it OP, what is image (7).jpg!
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>>768718730
oh well, shit could be worse. You got some burgers at least.

but riddle me this.. if you're posting from your phone, then why would you need the old guy's phone?

>inb4 WHO WAS PHONE
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>>768718864
How does it feel knowing you're spending your life on an image board asking about my feelings and my ancestors?
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>>768718946
What's that supposed to mean? You just answered my question with a question. Worst AMA ever.
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>>768718922
I'll give ya a good answer..
I had to walk a good mile or two with no service through a little trail. Found a town and knocked on one of the houses. Im actually using wifi from one of the neighbors who apparently has theres unlocked.
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>>768718946
>>768719040
u shud met n fuk
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>>768719081
Sidenote: this is one of the towns that has no service. Switching to Verizon when I get my ass home.
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is the weird guy white?
post pic of him
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>>768719081
trippy ass shiat mah nigga
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>>768719160
Obv guy is white op said he is black
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Dindu nuffin. He a good boy.
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>>768718295
was the car actually yours?
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>>768718730
Where abouts do you live?
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>>768719241
uwotm8
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>>768719284
no, it was mine.
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>>768719150
Do you have T-Mobile? They suck everywhere.
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i hope you checked the steamed hams for roofies, you gon git raped
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op here.
This guy has an old mac laying around his house. I think i'm gonna just take it and dip.
This dude hella creeepy anyways
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>>768719375
wow, nice.
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>>768719417
its (your) mac and you're making this all up. The gig is up, we gotcha.
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>>768719417
Gotta keep that stereotype alive
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>>768719384
yea i got t-mobile.
update: i dipped and im running downthe street
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>>768719417
why do you like to steal, is it genetic?
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those aren't hamburgers they're manburgers.
he'll be wearing your skin and masturbating with his own feces later
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>>768719642
because i dont have much
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>>768718295
does the old guy have any strange tattoos such as large S's or crosses?
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>>768719455
thnx m8
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>>768719706
the only thing that stood out was his man bun and complete gray hair.
i was surprised
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>>768719417
nice filename, faggot.
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>>768719759
reverse image it faggot theres nothing there
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Some old people are actually friendly and will help a motherfucker out.

I’d rape you, drug you, steal the gf pics off you phone, then rape you again...

If you were black, you’d never make it to the front porch...
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>>768718946
>>768719040
10 minute long video: racist Anon on 4chan gets absolutely DESTROYED with LOGIC. MUST WATCH (no clickbait)
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>>768719792
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>>768719612
>image (1)
>posted after image (8), purportedly taken later
You made this mistake after this numbering scheme had been prominently pointed out in the thread already. You're not the brightest larper in the pack are you?
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>>768719417
fuck off /pol/. 10/10 for elaboration and execution, but your shit is called.

>implying even a nigger would steal an old mac

sage
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>>768719781
that means nothing
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>>768719850
how do u know he didnt erase the images, take several more and then have them reordered?
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>He has nice hamburgers

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life holy shit
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>>768719417
I think its time to cut the nails.
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>>768719081
were you ever afraid you would be shot for knocking on the door?
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>>768719955
eat shit u fat whore
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>>768719756
>man bun and complete gray hair
i would have been very surprised as well wtf
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get out
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>>768720039
probably dyed it
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>>768718295
Mfw op ate the burger.
>Rest in peace lil nigga.
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>>768718295
will you bless him with your Mighty BBC?
he seems like a good guy... you should thank him
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Op here.
Whoever posted the macbook is a fag, I never took that image
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>>768720177
>when even the pope recognizes who the true gods are
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>>768719417
nice nigger nails
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>>768720144
Mfw 4chet why you gotta mess up the thread. You can easily tell the nails are different. Fuck youuu reeeeeeeee.
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>>768720300
deus benedicite nigrum dick salvator quae regit amen!
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>>768718295
So how long till you rob and murder him nigger?
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>>768719241
he was gone to church err sunday....really gettin his act togethuh this tiem
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What happened to car? No gas? Radiator? Maybe we can help
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>>768720613
Underrated lol
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>>768718295

Dude why you callin a bro who's giving you burgers anything other than a bro who fuckin cares if he's weird or old. This guy sounds great a new forever bro
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>>768719612
Why are you running
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>>768718295
nig nigga nigg nigg nigg nigg nigga
nigga nig nig nigga nig nig nig
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Please try to control you urges and don't murder him.
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I had an oil cooler line blow on my car today. Temps spiked into no man's zone.

I got a friend driving about an hour each way just to drop off a 2 dollar rubber hose to me in the middle of the night.
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>>768718295
>getoutmovie.jpg
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>at first you were afraid
>You were petrified
>Kept thinkin you could never live
>Without burgers from a white guy
>But now you spent so many minutes
>Thinking how you did him wrong
>Now yo black ass is long gone!
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sup nigga
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Did this dindu just steal old man's car?

Are you also the same darkskin that made a post about buying a Glock from someone real cheap.
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