ITT: We rate one another and offer advice on how to improve each other's attractiveness.
>>768708381
There is literally no way to improve upon your looks. You are the embodiment of the ideal human form.
>>768708455
>>768708381
don't hold your jaw completely shut when you are resting
Remove hand please, reveal chin. Also timestamp.
>>768708381
Hit the gym to define that jaw
>>768708722
Curls with my jaw??
>>768708770
show jaW
R8 me lads
>>768708896
kys/10
>>768708942
That's not exactly constructive criticism.
R8/h8 don't matter
>>768709187
You look like a fucking alien
I know I need to shave my face. No, I don't shave my chest
>>768709259
Out of this world.
Thanks for the compliment bro
>>768709011
This isn't exactly a constructive place to ask for criticism
>>768709187
You have the lips of a child molester
>>768709298
>Elijah Wood side face
>>768709298
Jawline is too round. You need to suck more cock to improve it.
Come at me /b/ros
>>768709463
I love Elijah Wood, Thanks anon
>>768709298
Try a medium bald fade on the sides, and style the top - otherwise, good form
>>768709530
How does it feel knowing that there are a billion other people that look exactly like you? But I'd let you suck my cock.
No flaws good luck
r8
>>768709530
Lose the mustache, or grow a full beard ; otherwise, you’re a good looking /b/ro
>>768709834
Does you face always look like you're about to sneeze?
>>768709853
Male or female?
>>768709834
Don’t squint with your eyes, and grow your hair out - otherwise, not bad
>>768709909
This^
>>768708381
Always happy to get some advice/ratings.
>>768709530
Qualifies as a pre-suicide selfie. Smile bro
>>768709853
are you balding?
>>768709505
Kek, I prefer vagina, and it's probably my stubble
>>768709991
Dont shave. You'd look like a putty faced faggot otherwise.
>>768709834
can we see a pic from another angle? It looks like you have a huge dent in the side of your head
>>768709771
I tried a fade two years ago and hated it. I have to have enough hair to mess with. I'm prob going to let my hair grow long
>>768709991
Try to lose 10 pounds ; maybe try intermittent fasting for a few days a week over the course of 3-5 weeks. If you can lose that, your face will probably tighten up more and make you look more mature and brauny. I’d shave the beard down a little bit, it is at an awkward length. And then style your hair nice -> 8/10
>>768709834
tf is with your head shape
>>768709834
Why is one eye horizontal and the other diagonal?
>>768709978
You look like Murph from Jake and Amir
Help me
>>768710180
Great advice. I have a 2 month cut planned for June and July. I like the beard to be shorter, but my girlfriend prefers more scruff.
>>768710380
Kek
>>768710340
Nice man- good luck w/ your cuts and with your gal
>inb4 take the nails out of my face
>>768710308
You look like you've just killed someone. But dont worry, just get a good crew cut and you'd be good to go
>>768709530
Either get contacts or solid black glasses. Also shave the pedostache.
>>768709187
>>768709530
THESE ARE USING AN APP CALLED FACE TUNE THAT GIRLS USE ON INSTAGRAM LMFAOOOO
>>768710498
you are the reason why this country should require military service.
>>768710498
the piercings creep me out
can't tell what gender you are
>>768710308
Grow the hair out and beard a little bit
>>768710498
At least you recognize the fact that you're a cheap whore. Those cringe piercings make me feel dead inside.
>>768710308
Cut the rest of your hair, its so thin that your scalp sticks out. You know you are getting bald, just fucking do it already.
Be honest do you guys think I look feminine?
>>768710295
He'll make it in Hollywood as the hunchback for the 300 remake in 20 years
>>768710833
Your hair screams faggot. Otherwise, attractive imo
>>768710498
Tits or gtfo
>>768710129
>>768710725
Its a dude....
>>768710854
you are cute. i dig the average geeky thing
>>768709853
paper bag
i was a mess
>>768710629
I can be whatever you want me to be bb
>>768710943
M or f?
>>768708381
You are so cute OP! This is me.
>>768710833
Checked.
Stubble beard
Shorter hair
No more feminine
>>768710973
can you be dead? cause thats what i want
>>768709187
don't listen you're totally handsome, fags are jealous
>>768710896
Thanks, I've been debating on whether to cut it for the past few weeks
>>768710973
well you got a penis so you are a faggot.
>>768711016
you are really cute but look like you give unenthusiastic handjobs
>>768710725
Planning to get a third piercing in the middle of my lip next week to up the cringe-factor
>>768710854
Always smile. It'll make you look more welcoming and confident
>>768710854
Close your mouth anf take a pic again, you look like a retard
>>768711039
Much appreciated
>>768711074
Seriously, you look masculine otherwise. Get it short and hit the gym. You'll be on your way to chad-hood in no time
>>768710656
I’m balding a bit on the top, so even with it long, its hard to style it well; but i’m using rogaine daily for about 2 months now, hopefully it will really kick in at the 3 month point so i can fill things in a bit and grow it all long
>>768711024
Thanks dude
>>768711109
Why would you do that?? The promise that it'll make you a better cock sucker is just a scam made up by the tattoo shop to sell their spare nails
>>768710498
>inb4 take the nails out of my face
no, nails are fine, just hammer them into your skull
>>768711074
Don't hesitate anymore, comb it backwards or cut it, you look like the guys from one direction in 2012
>>768711111
Ouch. Digits burn
what think you
>>768711211
Also me
>>768711090
I don't give hjs, I give very enthusiastic blow jobs usually
>>768711254
I'm 90% sure you could actually rock being shaved bald. Consider trying it
>>768710308
Real advice here : your face is round and your haircut and beard makes it look even more round. You want a square shape so grow your hair on the side and on top to get more of a rectangular shape, and grow your beard so that it defines your jaw line. Stop the round,be a motherfucking rectangle with a square beard.
>>768710833
Have somebody shape your eyebrows - i know it seems really gay, but the brows make a huge difference and lots of women will notice how sharp you look. Lucky bastard with that full head of hair
>>768710997
m, i was trying to grow a beard it looks too gross on me tbh
>>768710825
Wouldn’t it look worse if i was bald though? Usually people fight for those last few strands of hair. Maybe i’ll shave it for the summer tho
>>768711342
Lean up a bit and you'd go far with a lumberjack fetishist
>>768711443
i dont think it was the beard that looked gross
>>768709834
as >>768710129 said, why do you have a giant dent in your head?
>>768711287
I got bit in the face by a dog, and I had a hole in my lip. Stuck a pircing in it and I liked how it looked. Different strokes for different folks
>>768711342
Post a pic without a hat on?
You’re doing pretty ok, but I think losing some weight would help you out.. also more beard!
I’m too scared to show my face on the internet
>>768711443
Long hair is always for faggots. Js
>>768710854
Medium bald fade on the sides - iron them clothes. Otherwise, good looking /b/ro
>>768711541
I think youre fake news
>>768711484
Yeah im a little chubby, but everyone in my dad's side has always been. Im 6'4 so it even out pretty well. Ty btw.
>>768710308
You look like you really want to go to the gym for some reason. Other than that, pretty good 7/10
>>768710833
You look like you spend too much time in the bathroom, have the look of someone who spends 5mn in the bathroom, shorten your hair and make them more chaotic and you're a 9/10
>>768710498
Male or Female?
>>768711550
James Hetfield didn't look like a fag when he had long hair, now he looks like a idiot, that can't be a coincidence
>>768711342
Yep, just lose some weight and you’ll be good. Try intermittent fasting, seems to be the easiest way
>>768711529
Unfortunately I don't have one without a hay or a beanie im afraid. But here, have a bunny
>>768711391
I think i will - thanks m80
>>768710854
You look really confused. Are you in the right place?
Sure
Roast me
R8 me. Almost 25 and still have some acne I'm working on. Other advise?
>>768711541
Too bad, you already did.
>>768711828
Put a blindfold on and you're good to go
>>768711828
lazy eyes freak me out
>>768711723
Up for you to decide
>>768711775
i lost about 40 lbs 2 years ago, looked a little better, but i gained 28 of back, like i said, im not like most amerifags who thinks its cool to be fat, but i enjoy being a little chubby, and my girl loves the cuddles. i am working on losing a little more again, i usually just eat like a bowl of rice a day, and i work in a labor intensive job, so it helps with exercise.
>>768711828
What kinda hair product do you use?
>>768711923
>>768711912
Yeah, getting surgery in a month to get it corrected
>>768711828
All on point except for eyes looking in different directions
>>768711978
As long as your girl is happy with it, then enjoy
>>768712088
Im also form the south, most girls around here prefer the grizzly bear look, so i mostly stay with it, but i dont always look like that, i have some ugly ass photos too. But i look a lot like my dad so i inherited some pretty good genes.
>>768712113
are you the mexican weird al?
>>768709853
Cute enough that I'd kik you.
>>768712113
boy or girl?
>>768712113
Is this really you? Just cut your hair dude. Also put your glasses closer to your eyes, they look gigantic
>>768712020
This stuff
It feels like talc but it's not, smells great and holds your hair together with a matt finish
Doesn't work well on longer hair though, and you need to have a bit of oil in your hair for it to work
>>768708381
honestly pretty cute. big eyes, nice nose, and posing silly shows that you have character. would flirt with. have you tried growing out a beard?
>>768711888
You're 7/10, maybe grow a beard you'll look like a biker and bitches love beards
>>768712088
>>768712197
you guys mind taking it else ware and have cyber already
>>768712057
>>768711923
>>768711912
Damn is it that noticeable?
I'm glad I'm getting that shit fixed, and I wish people in real life had the balls to tell me coz like, it's hard for me to notice
Probably because I can only ever look at my own fucking face with one eye lol
>>768712354
lol its just two dudes having a convo.
>Have some nudes anon, for the compliments
>>768712268
Ahh good shit. Thanks bro. I'll check it out. The stuff I use (pic related) has my hair looking like I put gel in it or something. Prefer the natural look.
LOL you're that fag from the tinder thread who called that chick a naughty avocado
Working on the tired/depressed unhealthy zombie look already.. but curious if /b/ has any other criticisms.
And yes, I do know my ears and tattoos probably isn’t everyone’s cup of tea
>>768712356
It is, everything not perfectly normal is noticable, humans are great at seeing problems in other faces. You don't look disgusting, it just looks like you had an accident or something
>>768708381
Pung bitch
>>768712331
Can't grow a beard due to scars on my chin. Just shaved so I'll post the awfulness from an hour ago
>>768712356
yeah its noticeable. but other then that, you are pretty cute
so after its fixed, win win
>>768712550
Lmao you gay nigga
>>768712504
Never used that stuff
If you want it to look like your hair just sits that way then yeah the gorilla stuff
Don't use too much of it though, it'll go all fucking weird and gummy halfway through the day if you do
>>768712356
Honestly isn’t that noticeable at all. But you look pretty good, so anons are just being more nit picky.
>>768712550
mmmm meth!
>>768712586
nope
>>768712586
Lmao you gay nigga
>>768712586
yes, post cock and feet
R8 pls, currently working out and trying to lose more weight
>>768712586
Not really, no.
Sides of your stache look kind of weird tho
>>768712550
Honestly way better dude, also try an even haircut, yours looks feminine af imo
>>768712536
Lmao you gay nigga
>>768712709
Lmao you a fat gay nigga
>>768712356
All other features distract from it, but it is noticeable.
With shades solid 8
>>768712709
If you can grow a beard, grow one. Also get clothes that fit. And maybe cut your hair. Go to an actual stylist though. Not great clips.
>>768712539
I was born with a condition called plagiocephaly which required them to break and reseal my skull shortly after I was born in order to make it a normal human head shape
It was vaguely the shape of a butternut squash or a grey alien, really bulbous at the top, fucked up stuff, super thankful to the surgeons that I don't look like a fucking mutant
The working theory is that the strabismus is an unfortunate result of that corrective surgery on the development of the muscles that hold the eye in position
Idk why I'm spouting this on here, just thought it seemed half interesting fact
>>768712873
Lmao you gay nigga
>>768712888
Shut up nigger
>>768712586
you remind me of gay ass kootra from the creatures
>>768712536
Mean pretty look. If you are a femanon, would smash. 10/10
>>768712709
The extra weight is killing you, especially in the face. If you can lose it though, you will look very good, especially cuz you have some hair on your head
>>768712849
Thanks bud or budette
And thanks /b/ in general, I'm glad you guys point it out to me because when I mention it to my family and my orthoptist and stuff they always downplay it but it bothers me and I wanna get it fixed
So this helps in terms of making me not think im being crazy and obsessive
Ughhh
That face when I'm not a chad. Virginity saved.
>>768712967
Shut the fuck up kike I'll slice you from sack to chin
Have a nice day though
>>768712888
dont worry about it anon. You are generally pretty handsome. When I said lazy eyes freak me out is cause i feel very uncomfortable having a face to face conversation case i dont know where to look.
>>768712741
It actually is even just a long mohawk (about a foot when I spike for party's) I honestly thought the shaved was better but maybe my girlfriend is a closet lesbo
>>768712873
im hard nigga run up on me lil botch
>>768713128
good
>>768712878
Here's a pic of me with facial hair. Also will look into more clothes that fit, just dont have money atm and weight keeps falling off too fast.
>>768712888
Well they sure did a good job, with that eye thing gone you'll look even better for sure
I don't think anyone cares, post what you want, nobody's arresting you
>>768713144
Good jaw line ; but something is off, maybe you need to do something with your hair
>>768713076
your family is just doing what family's do best. thinking they are protecting you
>>768712650
Funny enough I do other stims. Mostly mdma. Sometimes dexodrine(spelling?)
>>768713076
Sure thing /b/ro
>>768713138
Yeah I get you, I feel it too if I see it in other people, perhaps hypocritically.
Asymmetry is just offputting
>>768713076
It's probably just that picture. I imagine in person it's significantly less noticeable. But probably still slightly noticeable. Like something you'd notice after talking for a couple minutes. If I saw you in the elevator or in passing it would not be noticeable though.
>>768713027
Thank you, anon!
Definitely am female.. and I get the mean looking thing a lot, maybe it’s the dark hair? Idk tbh, I’m honestly not a mean person at all
>>768713164
skin cancer/10
>>768713051
Will do, I went down from 310lbs last May to 225lbs this May
>>768713144
It's probably just this photo but your eyes are kinda creepy. I think it's because they're like super wide. Otherwise, you look good. 8/10
>>768713240
Might shorten the mohawk down to 5-6" not great at cutting hair though so we could be able to witness a disaster
>>768713128
Cut hair
Smile
Lift some weight
And that's it
>>768708896
ADF kek
>>768713241
Oh yeah no doubt, and you gotta love em for that.
But sometimes the cold and detached opinion of a stranger is super valuable.
I guess that's a lot of why I come to /b/, I like people in their unfiltered state.
>>768708381
Gym, eat healthy, clean up skin, get a haircut for the shape of your head. Not that new douchebag pidgeotto cut everyone gets because it's trendy. It doesn't work on most guys who get. Girls see celebrities with it so they assume it makes you attractive because women are stupid. Just make sure yo expose your forhead with the new cut rather than mask it if you're over the age of 18. Don't look like a kid. Use facial hair to define your jawline.
It's that simple. Learn to dress Not like some midwestern asshat but like someone from Miami or Cali or a more happening international trendy area. I live in a place riddled with Ohio, Michigan, Indiana and Texas trash and they dress like shit. Take notes from guys who know their shit and get form fitting stuff. V necks (not too deep), collared shirts, button downs, slacks etc and really improve your sense of style.
Going from a 5 to a 7 if you'r a guy isn't hard if you're not lazy. Even an 8 is achievable if you're a 6 starting. Most "chads" don't have great facial aesthetics but they have decent bodies and get trendy haircuts. Most even dress like shit. It's not hard to become a chad based on appearance.
Shit quality but how did I do /b/oys
>>768713197
That's a good problem to have dude! Keep it up. Weight loss is a real bitch.
>>768713290
Yea - would also smash and then likely become emotionally obsessed and dependent on you
>>768709187
Ridiculously cute. Anyone who says otherwise is a jealous fag.
>>768713164
Adorable/10
Don’t change a thing, anon!
>>768713343
Good luck m8 ; trying to lose some weight myself
>>768709187
Is your skin airbrushed?
>>768713277
I think you learn ways of downplaying it in real life, like always sort of facing people at a slight angle to obscure it.
It's odd, you do it without even thinking about it at all eventually.
It goes absolutely fucking wild when you drink though, because the weak muscle causing it relaxes even more, it's fucking hilarious lol.
Sloth from the goonies type shit.
>>768713290
No problem! Actually posted a pic of myself earlier. Find the mean thing to be hot.
100% my type. Also have tattoos.
>>768711929
I really want to punch you in the face
>>768713421
not that I will ever see you on here again, but when its done you should post a side by side.. it would be cool to see it fixed
>>768713164
Great look! 8.5/10. Wouldn't change a thing.
>>768713358
They are usually creepy a bit yeah. They actually arnt quite the same color. Ones half green half brown. I'll try to get a pick and yeah. I do open my eyes wide for pictures. No clue why haha
>>768713144
Well ok that's better this way.
Otherwise you look good, maybe stop opening your eyes this much but yeah, that's just a pic problem, I don't think you walk around like that
>>768713334
I mean, probably. I spend way more time in the sun than a guy with my skin aught to.
>>768713505
I thought ian watkins had 25 more years to go on his sentence?
>>768713505
2005 called. It wants its hairstyle back.
>>768710380
(You)
rateee
>>768713438
This
>>768713594
That's a pretty cool idea I think I will
>>768713485
It’s okay, anon!
We can both get really attached really fast and completely emotionally dependent on each other.
>>768713576
second
>>768713551
That would be a good conversation icebreaker though I bet hahah
>>768713633
You should stop doing that. It makes you look retarded
>>768713197
Tan a bit and you're good to go to Mexico and sell drugs
>>768713715
I just having a feeling you will mow so people down with a truck someday. I just can't figure out why. Islam? incel?
>>768712546
Just never wear those and you'd probably be alright anon
>>768713633
>>768713791
^ this
>>768713576
Git er did m8s
>>768713507
Really appreciating the kind words
boi u ugly
>>768713910
diaf
>>768711828
good head of hair tbh
>>768713675
Ian Watkins is hot regardless, I’ll take it
>>768713860
REEE
I've been told this before
none of those, just mexican...
>>768713534
Bs camera. Some shit filter it has, no idea how to turn it off
>>768713643
I'll try to keep the eyes more shut. Thanks dude
>>768713795
That's my backup plan
just shaved, played guitar, and played 3h of vidya with a headset in so needless to say i don't look my best but whatever
>>768713440
I unironically love this pic
>>768713440
Nobody? Did my MAGA offend you cucks?
>>768709187
Who's the chick in the back? datass.jpg
>>768713440
You look either retarded or really hilarious, can't tell which
>>768713128
>cut hair
I'm actually growing it out at the moment Alltough i would probely just straighten it. I will also start going to the gym soon and start a body recomp phase
>>768713951
you should get some of those mexican gang face tats
>>768714058
You can’t even see it clearly fag
>>768714074
Sorry that was ment for >>768713376
>>768714058
11 y/o sister.
>>768713440
10/10 would suck off on demand.
The guy in the hat looks like a faggot though
>>768714162
niiiice. she is very tight then
>>768712550
do you wear a bell around your neck so the girls know you are coming?
>>768713509
Wow, thanks!
>>768713604
Thanks anon, appreci8 u
>>768713440
You look like a massive faggot
>>768713910
Can you take off those piercings? How big are the holes?
>>768713567
Thanks again, anon!
Promise I’m not actually mean at all tho.. which ones you?
>>768714030
Biggest fag in the thread, go to bed kid
>>768713440
you look like you take it in the ass. not even because of trump
>>768713715
Fix them eyebrows. They make you look angrier than they should. Maybe grow your hair out a little too.
>>768714337
3kb/10... Dumbass post something other than the thumbnail next time
>>768713934
Maybe some day
>>768714337
>100x100
Instantly a 0/10
>>768713910
Seriously, post tits or dick, whichever
>>768714337
>100x100
>>768714415
lovely, shaved arpits and a cutter.
>>768714463
Why, you like what you see or what?
Alright, I'll bite.
>>768713778
Yep, and you can talk to a girl while you stare at her friend's tits.
