>walk in your son's bedroom >see this What do?
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>walk in your son's bedroom
>see this
What do?
Not give a shit, because 2018. Who the fuck cares it's not your life
Feel like the luckiest dad in the world give them a kiss
That literally me after the club. My friend is only renting one room so we need to share a bed and a sofa.
Not that bad. What can I do about it. If I get lucky one night I could have a blanket or a pillow.
Tell him only niggers sleep when the suns up, time to get a job because I dont want all your aids tests jacking up my healthcare premiums.
Ground his faggot ass for getting his ears pierced without permission. Offer his bf a Coke if he's thirsty.
>>768699673
>>768699683
>>768699837
Queers: The Thread.
>>768699429
I'd fuck the one on the left, which one's supposed to be my son?
>>768699921
>Caring this much about someone else's sexuality
someone's projecting
>>768699429
tell them to to get ready for church
>>768699921
stay mad
>>768699921
Should I sleep on the floor?
There is nothing I can do, the first time It was horrible. Later on Meh who cares, I need some sleep. Not like we are naked.
Friend constantly put his legs on my legs with his shoes and ruined my jeans. Other time someone was sleeping on my legs.
I would be taking him straight to church. Faggotry isnt right, and only god can show that to people lost to satan. If he refused to repent, he wouldnt be my son anymore, and should be put to death.
>>768699429
Force him to become transgender. It's not special to be gay anymore so I need him to become a tranny. Then I can pretend I'm a really good person because I let my son do it.
>>768699429
Join them of course.
>>768699429
Unironically kill him to save the honor of my family.
>>768700054
Its a thread on /b/ and you queers cant even make a joke. Being a faggot is no joking mater boo hoo take us seriously!
>>768700030
Both
>>768699429
turn 360 degrees and walk out
>>768699429
i fuck them both
>>768700352
> "Honor"
> Being totally controlled by stranger's opinions
What my son/daughter do after they're 18 is beyond my control. I will support them in whatever they do, because that's what a tolerant parent does.
>>768699673
>current year
Wow what an absolute philosopher
>>768699429
Throw some condoms at him so the little faggot doesn’t get AIDS
>>768699429
As quietly as I could, I'd put the biggest speakers I had in the house next to their ears and blare this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QJUR30Bec
>>768700227
Wait, your friend sleeps with his shoes on?
Be proud.
>>768700604
>faggot
>not wanting to get AIDS
>>768699429
Get my 12 gauge and get rid of the tweaked out faggots that broke into my son's room
>>768700352
>Unironically kill him to save the honor of my family.
>>>
Honor, like Japan with one of the highest rates of young suicide in the world and where young people are staying single because society puts so much pressure on them to be the perfect successful man, sounds great,
Call Chase and tell him our sons are dating and see if he wants to go turkey hunting this weekend.
>>768700853
>be you
>invest so much time and effort into something that doesn't effect you
How shitty is your life, anon?
>>768700227
?!
shoes in bed (and jeans in bed for that matter)
You're a burger aren't you?
>>768699429
unzip pants and wake em up with a shower of piss
>>768699429
Disown son.
>>768699429
Kick That waste of human being that once was my son out of my house and life. (If he's +18)
>>768700853
Based
>>768700853
That's a tiny minority.
>>768700922
Dude... effect is a noun. Affect is the verb.
>>768700636
>>768700942
I did too, it's fucking cold. There is no heating system in that room.
We are all drunk. Nobody is going to take there shoes off.
You guys don't get it. One day it was so cold I wanted a jacket to sleep in.
>>768699429
Wouldn't be surprised if he looked like that.
>>768701073
That's not even an argument,
your feet will be warmer if you take your shoes off and curl up than if you keep them in your shoes.
>>768699429
So long as he's not a huge faggot, i have no problems with him taking dick or giving dick to a dude.
He can even transition, if he still has the metaphorical balls required to get somewhere in life.
>>768701073
I'd rather be cold than sleeping with my shoes on tbqh
Just keep your socks on but don't sleep with your fucking shoes mate
>>768700922
Being a pozzed shitstain that constantly needs medication makes you both a weight and a danger on the rest of society, of course it affects* me.
>>768700354
>implying what I said wasn't a joke
>implying your joke was so good no one can hit back at you
thou
>>768701029
it's not even a tiny minority. someone actually looked up all of these forums and forum posts and users who posted them. None of them are real. It's literally shitposting/falseflagging by some (most likely) stormfront faggots.
>>768699429
Not give a shit. They're obviously tired from playing FIFA 31, I wouldn't be doing my job as a dad if I weren't to let them sleep. No harm in a good nap.
>>768701195
>>768701270
My legs are touching the cold floor.
I have poor blood flow in my legs, I'm skinny and they are more likely to freeze to death.
>>768699429
be jealous that he found love.
>>768701467
Ooh boy. Green text and a reaction pic. You really got out of your comfort zone on that one. Maybe you've been on here enough for today?
>>768700577
You sound like a fucking faggot.
>>768701556
if you have poor blood flow then the last thing you should do is to keep your feet isolated in your shoes where the only thing keeping them warm is your body heat.
You should keep them close to your body, warm them behind your knees maybe, but certainly not outside the blanket.
>>768700877
Perfectly straight. As all mankind should be.
>>768699429
I would be disappointed that i dont get grandchildren, but then get over it and realize he cant really help it
>>768701556
>My legs are touching the cold floor.
like how
>>768701556
hah, no way. If you actuality where a skinny person with poor blood flow you'd know that your extremities can't keep warm for shit. Putting on shoes isn't going to make any difference.
