Tomorrow im trying Out Weed . Any advice?
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Tomorrow im trying Out Weed . Any advice?
>>768698516
is that lettuce?
>>768698516
listen to some music, write lyrics or paint, have sex
>>768698516
Listen to some pink Floyd, relax, Enjoy nature
Go back to school anon
>>768698516
Yeah, dont make a thread about it
>>768698516
Have some water close do it with a pipe first its better and youll save weed a blunt will fuck you up too much if it really is your first time and its top shelf flowers
try flashy LSD videos or something like that on youtube
>>768698516
If you're using a bowl, remember to blow out hard to get rid of the old ash and tar right before you light it up and inhale. You'll thank me.
>>768698516
Vape it, then bake it. Mix with fatty medium. Oil, peanut butter, ect....
>>768698516
>dont smoke too much
>do whatever you want like gaming, music or just watch a documentary
>prepare to have snacks around
>chill
weed isn't that hard on the body so you don't have to be "prepared" mentally or something like that
>>768698695
Get a real drug like Ketamine if you actually want a good time.
>>768698516
Make sure to eat first, preferably some sugary stuff, don't take too many puffs if joint. Limit yourself to 2-3, wait 10 mins, 2-3 again. Water, food and chill music.
looks like decent shit. i wouldnt smoke a whole joint. maybe just a bowl or two. going outside and walking around is your best bet esp if the weathers nice. otherwise watching a movie/going to the movies is great choice. try not to stay idle because you might end up overanalyzing yourself and getting anxious.
don't. My biggest regret in life is ever doing drugs and alcohol. It will ruin u. Just don't.
>>768698835
So much? I do like 5 and wait for 2h
>>768698516
That's lettuce dude, you got scammed
>>768698825
I have Heard about Panic attacs.. ist that true?
>>768698516
At some point, try to bust a nut. It could be alone or with someone else. Whole new level, man.
Dont vape it like that other faggot do it the good old way get the plant grind it pack it in a pipe smoke it dont be scared if you start coughing up like crazy it will get you high faster
>>768698516
smoke it
>>768698516
>Don't forget to inhale
>Play vidya or watch movie
>Eat snacks
>Enjoy life
>>768698933
You can get mad paranoid if your in the wrong place with the wrong people but if your chillin out by yourself or with some buddies and what you smoke isnt some toxic street shit full of seeds youll be good
>>768698997
Yes i am going with a Joint.
>>768698516
Watch videos bout how to roll a joint if u gonna do it that way
>>768698516
Reported
>>768699134
Reported
>>768699134
>>768699163
Reported
>>768699134
>>768699163
That’s it, you’re both reported.
>>768699099
sounds like you're set
>>768699223
>>768699214
Reportedededed
>>768698516
The planet Earth documentary series is mesmerizing while being baked, also don't panic.
>>768699134
>>768699163
>>768699214
>>768699223
>>768699280
Reportededededededededed
dont worry. it does end eventually lmao
do anything you enjoy normally doing. playing video is god tier
>>768698516
grab some music you love(or trippy weired music works as well) get stoned chill some where comfortable and some where that you wont be paranoid(i found i got easily paranoid in my early days of weed)
>>768699425
Same. Had a bad trip somewhen between the 5th and 8th time I got high. Was fucking weird.
>>768699425
>>768699418
oh yea playing vidoe games is so fucken immersive, or even watch tv shows there amazing(i find anime really good when im stoned)
>>768698516
Nice food, good porn, enough lube.
Smoked for 8 years.
Haven't smoked in 2 years.
Smoking at my peak around 4g a day.
It's alright.
Don't be expecting anything mad. It's a background substance. You'll feel a bit hotter, a bit calmer and everything will have more impact (sensory).
You'll do things that seem perfectly normal but you'll do them in weird ways e.g I wanted a glass of milk when I was high so I put a glass in the fridge, filled a bowl with milk and walked back into the living room with a bag of cereal.
You can still function but you wont be crisp.
>>768699532
never had a bad trip befor i just used to get paranoid, it may of been that cops came to us when we were smoking in park at night on my 3rd sesh(but thinking back on it it may because we also were carrying a wooden sword, just brought it from anime convention so freind grabed it for some reason)
we got away fine and not gonna lie it was pretty exciting experience
>>768699665
You also get weird looks from time to time because you do things weirdly.
>>768699845
Don't forget to mention all the bad thoughts people are thinking when they are watching.
I know buzz feed is cancer but to this day I haven't found a better way to explain what being high in public is like.
https://youtu.be/cTwa9HXqQ-A
>>768699665
well if its his first time he will probably buzz the fuck out. i remember when i first was getting high me and my friends would make beets and trip the fuck out to them(they sounded shit as according to sober guy). also remember a time was at my pc and it felt like my head was caving into my computer screen(in a good way) and i watched a amv while this was happening it was soooo dam trippy kinda wish i could have that experience again without taking a break from weed
>>768698516
where we meetind bud?
>>768700085
Okay that is surprisingly accurate
>>768700194
See I can't smoke it any more.
From a couple of people I've spoken to it seems I drew the short straw on cannabis tolerance.
Acute cannabis psychosis I believe it's called. Basically a lifetime of schizophrenia distilled into a 30 minute window.
All I remember is I was firing up as usual 2 years ago then the paranoia struck. Not the usual weed paranoia, this was something else.
I microwaved all my electronics, I hammered wooden planks across the doors and barricaded the windows.
Haven't touched the stuff since.
>>768699936
Fuck that, Let them watch, I'm clearly having a better time than their judgmental asses.
>>768700631
>See
you're mentally disabled
>tolerance
my ass
>>768700085
That was pretty accurate. Especially when they dropped the pizzas.
>>768698516
Snacks. I can't stress this enough
>>768698516
Smoke oregano
>>768700754
You think Tolerance is a myth?
Act like you've been there before. It's gonna be pretty much like you think it is. Enjoy it, do what you normally like doing, be productive, dont brag about it, don't be a degenerate stoner. Just smoke it and have fun. Lots of comfy times ahead for you anon, I miss getting high with my high school buds very badly.
Please don't drink any alcohol before hand and if you are drinking after session take it easy, effects x10 this is a rookie mistake a lot of newcomers make, also if you hear voices in the darkness, don't believe anything they say, its all bullshit
Thank you all for The advices!
