Quick, I have less than 2 hours to anhero. What's the best method indoors with little time?
Overdose, gun if possible, or slit wrists like ur pic
>assuming this is real
>>768695255
indoors is a big nono, if you care about other people not anheroing themselves, but id suggest toast in tub
>>768695325
>Overdose
don't have pills
>gun
not in my country
>slit
too unreliable, would only try as last resort if I can't come up with anything better.
Will floor cleaner chemicals do the trick?
>>768695468
>toast in tub
I'll keep that in mind but I'm not sure if any of my electric cables will reach that far
Why the urgency?
It's not a real solution OP, you can still get help.
>>768695556
Don't wanna say, too many prying eyes and it's unimportant
>>768695640
>you can still get help
no, can't
>>768695641
You're anonymous, bud.
reason?
>>768695685
doesn't matter, it's generic reason #2343242, who cares
>>768695556
One off
Why? You can still live life not giving a shit about anything, as long as you're not bothering anyone else do whatever the fuck you want, better than dying
>>768695673
Why do you think that? I assure you there's still time to get help. Call a crisis hotline, bro.
>>768695744
Reason determines the best method. Going to jail? Steal a car and drive it as fast as possible in the ocean. GF cheated on you? Cut your balls off and jump off the roof of where she works. etc.
Please livestream if you do anything. Good luck
>>768695827
>not bothering anyone else
it gets worse and it's too late
>>768695504
god no, cleaning chemicals will just hurt and end you up in the hospital in great pain
>>768695894
>Call a crisis hotline
useless and all they do is talk positive about everything you say
Can you jump off somewhere?
>>768695255
helium exitbag.
Cheap, painless, no harm to inocent bystanders.
>>768695255
Youtube livestream&just do it?
Did you try just holding your breath?
>>768696082
no tall buildings where I live
>>768696128
not youtube, they might have learned
>>768695255
Before you die can you like and subscribe to my youtube channel? here is a video I just made, might make you laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RKN_Kdly4
>>768696120
>helium exitbag
they mix those with other chemicals now and no time to buy/set up
Cmon OP whats wrong you diddled some kids or smthin
>>768696158
well im sure if you stab yourself some times rough enough into the throat you should die relatively quickly? I dont know any other way
>>768696207
>diddled some kids
no
Do you got any extension cable? Like for electricity
>>768696169
Learned what? You're not making any sense, bud. Clearly you're agitated. Just relax for a bit. Give yourself some time to clear your head.
>>768696333
im not op. i just wanna make sure that if he streams i can see all of it man
>>768696329
>got any extension cable
yes
>>768696375
well then toss it into a bathtub. whats the worst that could happen
>>768696405
It won't reach all the way and no sockets in bathroom
>>768695255
Drink bleach
Proof or gay, Livestream it
>>768696468
man im getting desperate, if you have two just connect them into eachother. Come on i believe in you
Live stream and post link if real op
>>768696405
dude you need a toaster in aswell to make some heaven toast
>>768696201
Here is what you should do OP!
>make a noose out of cheesewire
>put around head.
>glue hands to head with super glue
>then hang yourself
The cheese wire cuts your head off
Because your hands are glued it looks like you just ripped your head off yourself.
Think about it OP, it would be funny as fuck
>>768696484
I have cleaning chemicals, no bleach. I don't know if they work. mostly floor cleaner and some other washing chemicals but no bleach
>>768695255
why the rush op, also post state/city/country so we can look up the obituary for proof
From personal experience I've learned that electrical wire works great (extension cord, xbox cord, pc power supply cord) they all make great nooses, good luck on your anhero.
>>768696532
>connect them into eachother
can't
>>768696596
life is about trying, just do it
reach in my desk drawer, pull out the loaded .45 and wait for someone to find the body days later? Figure I'd have around 3 to 5 seconds invested from the word go.... do i win?
>>768696607
>state/city/country
bongland
>chimping out because suffering
Like we don’t all suffer.
>Thats the point.
erhmegerd why meee?
>So that its not all on the rest of us?
Handle it better, this is foolish and irrational.
Sounds fucking dumb to call for help doesn’t it.
>sounds dumb like pineapple instead of ananas.
>probably isn’t stupid but for a very good reason.
OP is gay and fake, only wants attention.
>>768696818
sadly
>>768695927
Valid point.
Tell us, OP, you fucking faggot.
Let's get this going
>>768696818
>>768696907
not attentions whoring. So far I've got cable noose, cleaning chemical, wrist slitting, tub drowning. What's the most surefire of these? Any more suggestions?
>>768697031
Quality material.
>>768697064
Log posting.
>>768695504
>Unreliable
>2 hours to bleed out
Hit an artery son.
>>768697064
if you do it right the wrists are the easiest and least painfull, drinking chemicals will put you through literal hell on earth
>>768695255
Pic as Proof of items,
>>768697129
>Hit an artery
Which is best? I'd like to try carotid but not sure if that's gonna work cause there's still bloodflow from spinal artery
burn yourself
>>768695255
>OD
>gun
>hanging
>Jump off of something high
>toaster in the bath
>car exhaust if you’ve got a garage or some materials
>drink other horrible chemicals, maybe mix with soda or something
>blow up entire house via gas and match (I know I know but you’re going out anyway, why not?)
>why can I think of all these so easily?
>>768697278
good list, now fucking do it op
Wet yourself in shower then stick fork in electric socket op
>>768697261
don't wanna burn house down and take others with me. could get rescued if burned outdoors
>>768697240
Femoral, or if you're ballsy go for your own jugular veins.
>>768697340
jesus fucking christ stop the attention whoring and fucking try stuff. You wont kill yourself by getting excuses for every idea we give you. Just try it. Fucking kill yourself please.
>>768695255
Do NOT do it OP. Im serious, if you want to die, do something fun before you do it. Have the greatest time, maybe have a great few weeks.
>>768697315
also a good idea
>>768697278
>OD
floor cleaner
>gun
not in my country
>hanging
with cable
>Jump
no tall building
>toaster in the bath
cable not long enough, no socket in bathroom
no car
>other chem
gonna try
no
think of more
List
>>768697412
Op is fake and gay he ain't doing shit
>>768697315
no socket near bath
>>768697516
you dont have to be near a bath to be wet you fuck
>>768697440
Fucking White Knight....
OP, do something radical and memorable with your death.
You won’t be remembered for much, but you will be remembered as that guy who died really cool.
>>768697388
>Femoral
can't tell where exactly that is, can you elaborate?
I’ve already located OP social media to actually see if he goes through it. if he does he has a big storm coming
just stand in the shower for a minute and go to your nearest socket and end it >>768697552
>>768695255
Get help OP
>>768697440
I'm out of time
>>768697571
>>768697595
then do it pussy
send a pic of the items for proof
the more i read the more i get the feeling OP is looking for excuses
>>768697571
Link?
>>768697645
yeah top tier pussy
>>768697571
Links?
>>768695255
rope?
plastic bag on head?
big BBC down thoat?
>>768697498
thanks for that list
>>768697567
>>768697564
seriously do something awesome you will be remembered
>>768697581
will keep that in mind
Give us proof op
Don't do it.
>>768697787
step 1: get wet
step 2:get fork
step 3: put it into power socket (EVEN IF NOT IN BATH, YOUR STILL WET YOU FUCK)
Your fucking boring op Do something already, Atleast prove you have items fag
shut the fuck up
>>768697900
no u
prove or gtfo
OP here, I'm running out of time. I've decided to use a noose. I'm sorry I can't post proof. goodbye and thanks for the help
>>768698029
Fake and fucking gay stfu
>>768697489
Okay seriously what the fuck do you want from us, we've given you a gold mine and you turn everything down. OP is a troll abandon thread
>>768698029
well this was stupid, i hope you actually do it and its really painful for you and your family. have a nice evening faggot
>>768698029
fag gtfo
>>768698057
>>768698124
>>768698143
OP here, that's not me. I'll post proof give me a sec
>>768695255
If you're actually serious you can hang yourself from your door knob
Tie it get on your knees and if you do right you'll lose consciousness within five seconds
>>768698290
but it only works if its live streamed yes?
>>768697595
No you're not. Who is coming that has you so worried? Your parents? Whatever you did isn't so bad that you need to odd yourself. You still have time.
>>768695255
Go to garage with all exterior doors closed, turn car on, roll down windows, allow car to run as you fall asleep. Peacefully never wake up.
ABANDON THREAD OP IS FAKE N GAY,
Proof now
>>768698442
he said earlier he doesnt have a car
>>768695255
Livestream this shit op
What will you write to your suicide note and who is going to read it?
>>768697064
Feel for your heartbeat right below your jaw. Insert very sharp knife and slice down toward Adam’s apple. You’ll be painlessly unconscious in less than 30 seconds and bled out in 2 min
>>768698553
>caring about what others think
OP your "proof" better have a timestamp
>>768698657
is that suposed to be you faggot. That picture is old
>>768698567
Is that where the carotid is?
>>768698657
Id care for that beauty
>>768698694
Yes sir. Quick end
>>768696002
This, and if you survive, you'll likely have some permanent internal damage to your stomach / bowels / throat etc.
>>768696147
Retarded or trolling... I never can tell anymore.
>>768698827
What about the spinal artery? Isn't that gonna take over when carotid is cut?
Put garden hose into car exhaust and duct tape it on
Put hose into window
Sit in car
Start car
Go to sleep and don't wake up\
If you are serious I beg you please make it a murder suicide
There are so many bad people in the world who should be assassinated but there are no assassins anymore just suicidal pussies
Kill a jew
Kill a nigger
Kill a muslim
Get some revenge for the white race before you go
How did I know you were white?
All whites are sissified by jewish chemicals and media, suicidal, trans gendered, etc.
