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You have to live as the main character of the last video game you've played.

How screwed are you?
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>>768691617
I don't play video games
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>>768691645
Why post then you stupid nigger
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I have to stave of gollum and get the fucking ring to mordor. You tell me how fucked I am faggot!
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>>768691617
A2.
Pretty satisfied.
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>>768691959
Isn't it 2B? Well I'd rather be 2B
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I'm going to get fat by eating too many wet potato chips.
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Geralt from witcher 3 who's fucked up every relationship available in the game
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>Undertale
>Genocide route
>Chara
This'll be a fun ride
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It would appear that I'm a merc inside the exclusion zone, then. This sounds fine to me.
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke so on and so forth.
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I’m a billionaire black guy ex criminal living in a big house in the hills fucking bitches with my BBC and driving exotic cars and jets all over the state
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>>768691617
Ironclad in Slay the Spire
Seems pretty sick to me
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I'm a loser superhero/powerranger that's supposed to fight a giant lion dude. I think I should be fine, downside is that I have a penguin as a wife.
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>>768692224
Yeah but got any mods on the game?
Enjoy the god tier buggy physics and whatthefuckall of stalker, especially if it was lost alpha
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What if there isn't a main character? Only game I've played in a while is warframe
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>>768691617
Mr. Fucking Foster. As a shotgun specialist, no less. Lodz o' mone, right here!
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>>768691617
I was playing a human female character in a French maid outfit in Tales of Maj'Eyal. Summoner class.
Sounds awesome!
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>>768692286
Franklin from GTA V?
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I'm a bird that can't fly without help.
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>>768691617

The Deputy from Far Cry 5

I'll be alright
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>>768692390
That depends. Have you finished Second Dream?
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>>768692177
isn't Frisk?
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fuck yeah im geralt and i get to bone hot sorceresses
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>>768692390
It has a main character, your tenno
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>>768692463
Yeah, does that mean I get to be my redhead loli operator?
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>>768691617
I took a afk drop last second in pubg and got punched to death right as i returned to keyboard
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>>768691617
Played COD ww2 last week... I'm pretty fucked.
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league of legs doesnt have a main character you silly
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>>768691617
I love minecraft
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>>768691617

Guess I'm fucked.
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze

My life is gonna be shit but at least I'll be a badass, practically invincible, and half alien.
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>>768692655
>ssssSSSSSssssssSSSSSSsssss.....

Your fucked kiddo
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>>768692655
Kek, minecraftly dubs. You jealous?
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>>768692470
When you do a genocide route it becomes Chara
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>>768691617
I guess that would be Napoleon then...
I guess living in St Helena in exile is pretty neat...
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i'm an WW2 veteran
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>>768691617
I'm Conor Mcgregor then hell Yea
https://youtu.be/T03Yi6A16iM
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>>768692741
kek
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Dante from DMC, it's in Steam sale for 8 bucks can recommend, soundtrack is dope af
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>>768691617
Dallas from Payday 2 with 23 billion? I think I'll be fine.
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>>768691617
Go to my home in Lakewood manor have a nice mead and wait for this whole Skyrim war to blow over. Pretty chill.
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My skyrim character that can shoot baguettes, a staff that shoots explosive chickens, and be chillin my hommie Bob ross.
I think imma be good.
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>>768691617
God of War... Im Fine
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>am snek
>snek eat
>snek hit blok
>snek hate blok
>snek only want grow
>more blok, more speed
>more speed, no time to eat
>no eat, no grow
>snek hate blok
>am snek

If you can guess the mobile game, I'll suck your virtual dick
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>>768691617
Space engineers :3
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>>768691617
mason from that communism on mars game where you wreck shit with a sledge hammer made of admin powers that just crush everything and explode cars and dosen't afraid of anything
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>>768693094
Snake.
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>>768692877
Keep in mind, you have to defeat the real McGregor to take over his life. He doesn't know you're coming for him yet, but you know there can only be one.
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I'm S.level 200 fucked.
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>>768692985

This, but Sokol.
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>>768691617
I’m the commander from Xcom. Physically I’ll be ok, but if I have to Ironman it, I will not be emotionally ok
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Doom guy.

I'm content.
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that kid from Subway Surfers if you count mobile. fuck.
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>Splatoon 2

Bring me the woomies
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>>768693094
Tetris
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Ummmm no thanks
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very
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>>768691617
i'm a hot blonde chick with no family, no friends, and a mecha suit given to me by my bird dad.
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>>768691617
Played tetris on nes
What's now
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The Silent from Slay the Spire
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>>768691617
Farcry3. I'm now a faggy American millennial. At least I can reacquire my accent from the locals and get wasted and bone Citra.
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>How screwed are you?
Oh ...i am fucked

OH BOY
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>>768693094
Slither.io?
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WoT
I am a tank ?
This is silly
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>>768693611
>not being proud of working for the greatest country on earth
Shame on you, glory to Arstotzka
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>>768693611
Glory to Arztotska
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>>768694048
Sameface Sage
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>>768693202
name of da game ?
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>>768692127
At least you can finally get a relationship, albeit a fake one
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So I'm now a farmer in Stardew Valley. At least I'm rich.
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You mean how screwed are they?
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>>768694212
>>768694176
LONG LIVE THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR
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claude from gta 3. I'm ok
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Elite dangerous, owning an Anaconda and beluga cruise ship pulling 10-20mil per trip. I'm ok.
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Fucking Dark Souls 3 Warrior
I am rip
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>>768693639
You're fucked assuming it's original game
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I am Point Man, and I guess that I am not the one who is fucked.
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>>768691617 I got "Beyond 2 Souls" for free on PS4+ so i would be a badass Ellen Page with mind control abilities,moving shit with my mind,choking mother fuckers from far away. I would be godlike.
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>>768695359
Rip Anon
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>>768691617
Ironically played Lego Harry Potter 5-7.
Pretty sweet shit my dude
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>>768695359
If we ignore the fact that you cannot die.
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On the one hand, it was Pokemon White so nothing too bad

On the other hand it was a Nuzlocke
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>>768691617
Edward Kenway so I'm fine af with it
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Booker Dewitt. Not sure tbh
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I don't think I'm screwed. good with guns, magical powers, and immortal
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Kiryu from the Yakuza games. Hell yeah.
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>>768694163
what the heck is that shit
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>>768691617
The Watcher of Caed Nua, pretty much super powerful and surrounded by pussy, good enough for me.
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I look like a Victorian hipster but I'll be OK I guess.
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world of warcraft
do i become my character or one of the npc?
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>>768691617
Fist full of frags.
I was playing a cowboy, so i'm good.
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>>768696464
You'll become that sexy elven girl you made for tricking beta males into giving you money
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>Dark Souls 3
I don't think I'm gonna make it guys.
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>>768691617
Forza....am I the Stig? I mean in game you make lots of money and are given tons of sweet cars....yes please.
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>>768696551

>Gimme whiskey!
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i'm Shay Cormac .. Templier is the Best on this World
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>>768696371
Goddamn squishy Outlanders...
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>>768696782
Shit, same here.
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Killia in Disgaea 5. I'm golden
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>>768691617
FUCK
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Definitely win.
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The chosen undead, I'm very screwed
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Corvo, from dishonored
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>>768691617
played path of exile, im op as fuck
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OwO
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Found this gem. played and cranked it.

I think I'll be fine
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>>768691617
Do I live as them in THEIR game, or in our world?
If our world, do I get a matching ID, Birth Certificate, and SS card?
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>>768691617
steve
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>>768691617
I'm Cloud Strife...
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dam
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I can transform in to a bird at will and have to find shrines on a pilgrimage. Could be worse
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>>768691617
Hehe, dark souls 2 invader with max pvp item stacks and leave throne ending, guess ill find out what happens between ds2 and ds3
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>>768691617
Who wants some Waaaanggg!
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>>768697376
SAME
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>>768691617
Fuck me I booted up a psp with little big planet to check if it worked. I mean I’m not gonna die but some things are worse than death
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Stardew Valley.
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>OFF
>The Batter
Purification in progress...
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>>768693094
Snek rattle and roll

Get fucked.
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>>768691617
>fuckin wish
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>>768691617

really damn screwed because i don't think they have beer and pizza in destiny 2, dammit
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>>768698569
Game?
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>>768691617
Well, I'm Bayonetta.
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>>768691617
>This, is rupture farms
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The deputy from FarCry 5.
Ok.
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Steve from Minecraft

>my life would be eternal and complete bliss
>not fucked at all
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>>768691617
I'm ok with this.
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Salvador with Grog and Orphan Maker. I think I'm okay.
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the god hand in Eu4 with the Third Odyssey mod on. pretty neat byzantine america
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>>768691617
>over the age of 18
>unironically playing video games

I scooby dooby doo
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RuneScape. Doomed to a lifetime of ceaseless back-breaking labor mining coal and chopping trees to make gold I'll never spend, just horde in the bank like a retarded dragon.
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>>768692760
Either played my last match as Genji or Hanzo wither way, feels good.
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>>768691617
Short and fat Italian man.... not to different from myself so I’m good
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My guild wars 2 main.
This is fucking awesome. Stealth and teleport for days.
Gankin all these fuckers
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I hope i get some nice tits in a couple years.
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Guess I'm stuck eating fish and being infected for a while. On the other hand, cool toys...
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>>768691617
Stocke, from Radiant Historia. I guess I'm not screwed at all because I have a book that lets me time travel with infinite do-overs.
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>>768691617
Last played league as mordekaiser, guess ill bring the end of the world then
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>>768699910
I'll fuck you up, played as Yorick last game
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>>768699119

no there is a pizza shop coming out in the winter upgrade, or so i've read
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>>768691617
>Stardew Valley
Literally my dream life.
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>>768700106

i think i know who you are

you are a nice person and i like you

unless you're not who i think you are, then i have no idea
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>>768694236
Meltys quest
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>>768700260
Ty nigguh
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>>768695712
Say goodbye to your precious Pokemon little boy >:)
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Goku? Or the Pokemon trainer kid I was playing a dbz Pokemon hack
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>>768691617
>Be me
>Play FIFA
>Get paid millions of pounds to kick a ball and to roll on the ground
Meh
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so ill be a 977ilvl draenei enhance shaman then
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>>768691617
I'm the Marked One from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
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>>768691617
I'm jumping in my DeLorean and ready to kill some ruskie mobsters
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>>768691617
>Isaac
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Jebediah Kerman, fuck this is either gonna be a real long or real short week...
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>>768691617
Yes! I would be my main in runescape!
>super strong
>super smart because of knowledge and shit
>all around magical and handy man
>saved geilinor countless times
>my own magical two story home
>millions upon millions of gold
Please
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Super Robot Violence Fun Time!
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>>768691617
So I'm a High-Elf Sorcerer in Tamriel? I say I'm gonna be alright.
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>not sure how to feel
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>post arkham knight batman
welp time to scare some badguys to death
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>>768691617
>Doomguy

Fucking perfect
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Hmm..
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