Hey /b/ I’m an 18 year old chick who’s been browsing 4chan for over 5 years now and I’m gonna offer you the chance to ask me literally anything. The only thing I won’t do is show my body. These days literally all I see on this board is porn that you could post on literally any other board and it’s fucking boring. I miss the days when there was an actual sense of community here. Even now all I see here when a girl posts are people calling her a faggot and asking for more and more porn. Clearly none of them have been on this board long if that’s what they think the rules are.
So, because I’m bored, I’ll offer up this thread. Prove you’re not just some porn addicts, but people with substance. Ask me any question you want, I don’t care if it’s pervy, just don’t be a fourteen year old and ask me for tits.
Whether you believe me or not is up to you, but you miss whatever shots you don’t take. If at least a few people act civil on this thread then I’ll give out a throwaway email and maybe we can make some long lasting friendships. I miss this place being a hub for the outcast, the people who maybe weren’t exactly given the best life but we got through it together by having fun.
Come at me.
>>768679468
>I’m an 18 year old chick who’s been browsing 4chan for over 5 years now
then, you should be aware of the rules by now
TITS OR GTFO (timestamp required)
hi nice to meet you, hope ur doing good
well i dont want your email i just wanna know why you think this is gonna turn out well
>>768679555
Hey man nice to meet you too, and I hope you’re doing good too. How was your day?
>>768679468
>18 year old chick
>chick
What chick refers to herself as a chick?
Dude confirmed
>>768679468
>>768679595
not too bad, i gotta wake up soon but i cant really sleep so i'm trying to see how many movies i can get through :')
>>768679468
Read the Epic of Gilgamesh
I can't imagine an 18 year old girl has anything of substance to offer to anyone except TNA. Be gone.
>>768679468
How it's your first experience on 4chan?
>>768679561
I don’t really have high expectations, but does it matter? It’s only a little chunk of my life I’m giving up for some information, fun, and possibly something longer lasting than this. I don’t really care if the thread is derailed.
>>768679607
Ones that have browsed 4chan for years and picked up the dialect.
>>768679613
Hiya!
>>768679653
What movies are you planning to watch? You got a favourite genre?
>>768679749
I’ve never heard of it, but I’ll look it up now.
>>768679468
You are a guy, girls don't use literally, they have no reason to try to impress dudes with their intelligence, dudes don't care about their brains
>>768679468
Can I be your slave
>>768679707
true hey
>>768679707
>8 posts
>6 posters
>being this new
Whats your political attitude?
>>768679767
>>768679653
literally just watching mediocre/garbage tier movies, on the simpsons rn... kinda into horror but i dont really know of any decent ones
>>768679767
>>768679871
amazing. thanks for stopping by.
okay OP I'll bite
where's the craziest place you had sex?
how many guys have you fucked?
do you normally shave/trim/leave natural?
any kinky/interesting things you can tell us?
Can I be your hairy man?
>>768679766
I can’t tell if this is a mocking post or if you’re asking me about my actual first experience, so I’ll just answer the latter: I was pretty surprised but not all that ‘shocked’ as I already knew what was on here. Nothing particularly stood out but it was a good timewaster so I just kept coming back.
>>768679788
I’m not into domination that much, sorry. I’d rather be the slave.
>>768679855
I’m a right wing libertarian but I don’t really care much about politics.
>>768679766
*was. Sorry, english it's not my first language.
Hi and sure!
ill ask serious question: Why do most girls / women get offended when scared when I`m just being polite and ask them questions like,
Dang that shirt is so rad! where did you get that? or just a simple compliment like your make up looks rely good!
7/10 get offended by that.. i mean why?
Im just trying to be nice..
>>768679468
Have you ever had a lesbian encounter/experience?
>>768679871
If you want a decent horror movie series try subspecies
>18
>female
At your age you are only good for sex. You have nothing else to offer me kiddo.
>>768679965
No, but if you take hormones we can both be fucked by Tyrone ;)
>>768679468
What are your kinks?
>>768680006
Not where should be OR after offended! >_<
What appeal does a femanon like yourself find in a website like this? I understand the male's motivation for the most part but what would like to pick a femanons brain apart.
>>768679984
>I’m an 18 year old chick who’s been browsing 4chan for over 5 years now
>I can’t tell if this is a mocking post or if you’re asking me about my actual first experience
You are not who you say you are. Time Stamp now.
>>768679871
Is the Simpsons good these days? I haven’t watched it for years. And I’m in the same boat as you, I love the genre but most films seem to be normie jumpscare crap. Do you like horror games much?
>>768679468
Do girls ever poop in public bathrooms? How often do you do it?
Do you buy dresses? If so, what is the average purchase price? Special fetish marks?
>>768680049
Not really that good for sex either, no significant experience yet.
The only benefit of sex with an 18yo is the high libido, and even that is not a guarantee.
So yeah OP, just provide us with tits or gtfo, this is lame.
>>768679984
No, i'm not mocking you. Thank you for your answer.
I'm nearly 30 and been here since mid-00s. This place was never a 'hub for the outcast'. It's literally a board for people to be spergs and that's it.
What country are you from?
12 year veteran of 4chan here.
Let me correct you on something you seem to not know about /b/: newfags can't triforce. But no, really. Tits or gtfo. Those have always been the rules.
>>768680000
Damn, nice quads
>>768680356
Seconded.
OP provide bullshit noise for newfags, or timestamp and tits for oldfags.
Choose your destiny.
>>768680302
Fuck me, I'm old, what am I doing with my life still coming onto this cancerous shit stain of the internet...
>>768680201
This.
Tits or gtfo
>>768679941
In my parents' garden behind a shed.
Just one unfortunately, but I've been in 3 relationships overall.
I leave it natural most of the time as I'm in a long distance relationship, but when we're about to meet up I do shave.
That's very broad. I guess I like to finger myself to videos of myself and I like to stick painful shit up my asshole sometimes. I dunno man.
>>768679965
Sure!
>>768680000
No problem, and nice quads!
>>768680006
I'm not entirely sure without the context, I'm sorry. If you do actually say it in that way though, maybe you might be being a little aggressive? Try to calm down and say something more relaxed, like 'I love your outfit today'. Sorry I can't help much more than that! If you could give me a scenario maybe I could?
>>768680010
No but I would love to if me and my bf ever split up as I'm bisexual. Most porn I watch these days is lesbian, though.
>>768680084
Got a lot. I like really cute short virgin boys who shake like fuck, also rape and traps.
>>768680117
Well, I'd say it's just like your reasons. Some girls don't really get on in society and find somewhere else to go, just like men. It's just I suppose it's fewer as we get more chances, I feel.
>>768679468
If youve been browsing here for more than 5 years you should know the rules say you need to show tits, its been a rule in our community for like a decade now, we actually used to require you shove a marker up ur ass. Anyway /b/ is an entry board, It shocks normies and entices the edgy but its degenerate feel is meant to break you. Once your mind has been completely broken by it you move on to another board, like I spend most of my time on >>>/pol/, >>>/tv/, >>>/wsg/ and >>>/x/. since I got out of /b/ ive seriously gotten a job and lost weight. While on the 4chan its best to act like an fat perv neet even if you arent one because odds are thats who you are talking to.
Have you ever had an incest experience?
Do you smoke cigarettes? You should, everyone that I know that is cool does it
OP, how did you fuck up being an 18yo girl so hard that you can't find a community to be part of that isn't this cesspool?
>>768680302
Maybe "hub for the outcast" is a pretty melodramatic way to describe it, but this has definitely been a place to be for people too socially awkward to "have a real life".
Would you fuck this man?
>>768679468
Tits or gtfo.
It is the foundation of all that is holy.
What music do you listen to?
You been here 5 years? You know the rules...
>>768680619
Have you ever had your ass licker? Does it sound appealing?
Do you like anime? This is important.
>>768680619
You lie.
ITT: summerfags circlejerk around OP, feeding into HIS ego
timestamped tits or gtfo, that includes all these newfags feeding this dude attention without proof.
Could you imagine how shitty/sexually confused one's life would have to be in order to larp on /b/, pretending to be the opposite gender.
>that's 90% of self proclaimed 'femanons'
>>768679468
timestamp and tits or gtfo faggot
>>768680164
Well, yeah, sometimes we have to? And to be honest probably less than men. You'd be surprised at how many girls are afraid to shit in public bathrooms due to the noise/scent. I've had a girl who once asked me to use the hand dryer while she did it because she was embarrassed.
>>768680195
I buy dresses all the time because I kind of hate trousers and how they feel against my snatch. For me, the average purchase price is higher because I like alt-fashion (lolita etc) so I just kind of save up. For a normie girl, I think you could find dresses as cheap as about $15 in some places.
>>768680225
No problem!
>>768680302
I think it depends on your viewpoint. It does seem like that on the outside a lot, but then you find those certain threads which show that everyone here has a lot more character than we show. Certainly more than pics you should not share.
>>768680342
I'm from the UK!
Also I will post a throwaway email in a minute, hit me up if interested.
>>768680793
If you think the shit on here is in any way a 'real life' for socially awkward people you're a class a fucking retard.
>>768681007
Where in the UK?
>>768680356
I am also a 12 year vet and I don't know how to triforce or greentext, and I dont care to learn.
>>768681007
>I'm from the UK!
You lie more. No one in the U.K is this polite.
>>768679553
THIS
>>768681007
I'm too poor to buy clothes, I only have 4 pairs of jeans and like 9 shirts for going out and four shirts for staying in my house. feelsbadman
>>768680670
I'll respond to this one because it seems pretty reasonable. I know those are the rules 'now', but they never used to be. They were only if girls were begging for money or such so you could tell if they were just fucking with you. I'm not causing any harm so I'll just keep going. And /b/ isn't really shock anymore, which is part of why I'm sad. It's just porn. No raids, no horror stories, just normal porn. And this is the first time I've ever admitted I'm a girl.
>>768680719
No, but my brother once admitted a crush on me. A shame because I had one on him a few years prior that I got over, or we could've had something.
>>768680765
No, that's gay.
>>768680793
I admit I was a little melodramatic because I was mad when I made the thread. And it's not exactly that I fucked up, I do have real life friends and such. It's just that this is a good place to come to when you're lonely and feel like everything's shit, or you're just bored. It becomes a bit like a home after a while.
>>768680828
I can barely see him. I don't really like long hair, but sure, why not. Looks fun.
>>768680892
Horrible weebshit.
>>768680917
It does sound appealing and I would love to try it, but my bf is a normie and is disgusted by the idea. (I also want to do it to him but he would flip out if I ever told him)
>>768680936
Yea
>>768681090
Londony area.
>>768681228
I'll take that as a compliment!
Here's my throwaway email, but I'll only be responding to shit after the threads over: [email protected]
>>768679468
TITS OR GTFO
>>768681516
Aw I'm sorry anon! Does your job not pay that well then? To be honest like 9 is fine if you don't actually go out that much. Do you have any decent thrift shops near you or something? Sometimes you can actually find good stuff there if you're willing to look hard.
>>768681556
Better picture of him
Dear Diary, a naive girl post on /b/, today, posted that she wanted to have a wholesome conversation. As idealistic as he might be, *cough* I mean she, she still has her ways to go on learning the social structures that created what /b/ is today.
>>768681556
Are you fat?
>>768681950
kek
>>768681950
Why do you think any 18yo grill would be on here? For the hearthy conversations?
>>768681556
1. Are you still getting horny from "normal stuff" or just from the stuff you described? How's vanilla sex with your normie bf?
2. Do you consider yourself attractive?
3. Why do you stick to your bf who can't fulfull your desires?
4. You would really have sex with someone you know nothing about?
5. What do you expect from posting the throw-away mail?
Just some random questions that came to my mind in no particular order.
you can't just come in here and re-write the LAW
>>768681516
I have a shitload of clothes and usually end up wearing the same shit...my closet rack has completely broken off the wall 2 times already......whats the point of having plenty of outfits of there really is no place to go?
I wish they had fast food joints like in the 50's where you knew where the spots were at, and when it was hoppin'!
>>768679468
>>768681556
>I'll take that as a compliment!
>>768679468
>>768679468
>>768682391
Why did you start a thread that complains about the pornification of /b/ with a picture of a seminaked female? I find it suspicious. Are you willing to record your voice as evidence that you are indeed female? Furthermore are you aware we have a board specifically for social interaction? It believe those who used to have conversations on /b/ moved to that place.
>>768682577
Good idea anon
>>768682391
>>768682434
>not copying and pasting pasta
No you sir clearly dont know the rules, tits or gtfo
Post your favorite Gothic Lolita outfit
>>768681714
I can go to a Salvation Army (i'm from the U.S btw) and i found a authentic baseball jersey for for $1 (it was $15 but i haggled the price, must be the inner Jew in me).
>>768679553
/thread
>>768682937
Look either you can drop the attitude RIGHT NOW or I will take matters into my own hands. DON'T TICK ME OFF
>>768682768
>go to a Salvation Army
>haggled the price,
That is not how it works.
>>768679468
>I'm a female, I'm special, ask me questions.
Tits or gtfo.
No, you're not a femanon. Here's your attention.
Next!
>>768683078
I went to another store and i found the shirt. Sorry if i was not specific.
hello fellow weeb, 26 yo dude usually only lurk, post maybe once or twice a year. been on here since i was in my teens, whats up.
>>768681829
He's not that attractive, but it's all about the personality for me. I'd fuck him if he was a cool guy.
>>768681920
Well, jokes on you, because I'm having a nice time.
>>768681950
No, I weigh 50kg at 5'2.
>>768682280
1. I can only get off to fetishy porn now. If my fetish is too obscure, I write it myself. Vanilla sex is fine because it feels fucking good, so it's fine for me.
2. I'd consider myself average.
3. Because I love him more than I care about fetishes, and he loves me enough to not care about my weird shit
4. No, I was just going off looks. I wouldn't have a one night stand with someone I didn't know well as I only care about personality.
>>768682577
Just cause I didn't know what else to post. I'm not really sure how to voice record, but what difference would it make if I did? If there's a real reason why I should, then I'll do it.
>>768682722
I don't know about my favourite, but I love this one!
>>768683318
Hey! I'm mostly a lurker too. How are you doing today?
>>768679553
Fpbp
Also, is this copypasta
>>768682280
Shit sorry I was in a rush cause my brother was calling me so I forgot 5. I can count I swear.
I'm not really sure what I hope to gain from the throwaway, it's just a bit of a test to see if anyone wants to chat or something. I'd be happy if something longer lasting could come of it.
>>768683557
(Lurker26) eh im ok, but you seem cool, even if you were a dude or chick i dont care, id friend you.
>>768683802
Aw thank you! You seem pretty chill too. Where are you from then?
>>768683878
michigan in the US, not much happens here XD
>>768683726
Nice, thanks for the answers! Hope you find some kind of acquaintance
>>768680402
Never had quads before ( btw i'm a newfag).
>>768679468
You are a biological male, and you identify as male...
...except for when you roleplay on this kyrgyzstani sherenschnitte bbs for the unwavering attention of thirsty virgins.
>>768683962
US huh? Is it true everyone over there is freaking out over the shootings recently? How do people in your area feel? It's all a bit surreal to me living where guns are banned.
>>768684042
No problem, and thank you very much! Have a nice day!
>>768684178
Congrats anon!
>>768683557
>but what difference would it make if I did?
There isn't much. I'll just not assume you're a girl. What kind of anime do you like?
>>768684321
Sure, up to you. I really love shounen the best, it gets me pumped as shit. My favourites are probably Soul Eater and Jojo. I like sports anime too like Kuroko, and I'm always up for a decent seinen. How about you?
>>768684260
Not that anon, but people aren't freaking out about them. It's all over the news for a few days or a couple weeks then everybody goes about their lives. The smaller-scale shootings barely make the nighttime news, some don't.
wtf is this like weeb central or some shit? i mean yeah, spirited away is a nice movie but you guys are taking it a bit too far here
>>768684260
yeah, alot of people are freaking out, mostly not around me, but in bigger cities and stuff, i try to avoid shit like that
>>768679468
What do you do at the moment?
>>768684513
Are you guys trained to use guns when you're children? How does that even happen? Does everyone own a gun or is it just the rednecks?
>>768684550
It's not that bad.
>>768684817
Fair enough. It does seem like more of a city thing. What are you up to then?
>>768684908
I'm a student at the minute, heading to university next year. I thought it might be more interesting if I had this thread while I was in still in education.
>>768684954
(lurker26) well, im an agoraphobe, so i work from home, so thats what im doing while on here :p
>>768680917
HAVE U HAD UR ASS LICKER????
>>768685086
What do you study?
What's the most degenerate thing youv'e done while fapping op?
>>768684954
In terms of guns, some own them, some just go shooting for fun at the range or a sandpit somewhere, some are strictly against them.
The people that are ammosexuals own 20+ guns and tens of thousands of rounds of ammo. Some people just have a handgun or two for self defense in their home or have a concealed carry permit. I'm not a gun-nut but I think that there's just so many many many guns out there any regulation will be very minimally effective in terms of deterring crime, but will affect responsible gun owners to a much greater degree.
>>768680619
>cute short virgin boys who shake like fuck
Well, this is me to a T. Hit me up if you wanna talk, I'm a terrible conversationalist.
>>768685434
I agree with you... You don't fight guns with guns...
Have you played the Dead Space trilogy?
you know the rules
tits or gtfo
>>768684441
I mostly watch anime with cute girls, yuri or more pervy stuff and some times I like to watch random old anime without knowing what it is about just because I like the art style and they usually have good animation. The last anime I watched was Little Witch Academia
>>768679468
Get the fuck out dude
>>768684441
Ey, JoJo is my shit tho
Nationality
>>768679468
Rules are rules. Tits or GTFO. Timestamp required.
It's been over an hour and no tits. Why even have rules?
>>768680917
Have you ever had ass liquor?
You're all idiots for larping this shit op. It's a guy you insufferable autists
>>768679468
To be honest you look way to beautiful to be on a side like this...
>>768679468
Well Hello Nurse, I want you do to a 360 melon and land it ;) you know what I mean babe
>>768685134
Oh that's cool! Is working at home a good fit for you? And what kind of job is it? IT? I'm not sure what kind of work you'd get at home which wasn't programming or something.
>>768685247
I'm planning to study english and classics. Meme degree I know, but I really like writing and I think I'd want to make my career in something like publishing in the future because I like helping others write too. I haven't thought too much about it yet.
>>768685343
I'm not really that degenerate, but one time I tied myself up with my headphone wires and shoved a toothbrush up myself while listening to a recording of myself moaning. That was pretty fucking stupid but I guess it fits?
>>768685434
Yeah I've got some American cousins who argued that if if you ban the guns, it's only the criminals that won't hand them in so it does nothing to stop crime in the first place. On the other hand, it could end up similar to the Chinese opium laws I think it was? I'm just glad we don't have them honestly.
>>768685552
Sounds hot as fuck. Unfortunately I have a boyfriend so I won't flirt with you or sex you or anything but if you'd like a platonic conversation send me something on the throwaway email I sent earlier, I'd be more than up for it!
>>768685645
I have it on Steam but I haven't played it yet. Is it any good? Should I be playing it?
>>768680000
this fucker
>>768685713
Shit I loved the LWA movies, but I haven't got around to the anime yet! Does Amanda show up much because she's my fucking waifu. Did you ever watch Yuru Yuri? And are you a Fist of the North Star fan?
>>768685785
Good taste! Favourite part and Jojo?
>>768685799
I'm British.
>>768685879
Yes it's literally my favourite thing in the world
>>768685883
If only that were me. I do look a bit like that girl though I guess but with a flatter stomach and fatter legs. I wish I was as pretty as her.
>>768685900
give it to me bby
>>768686176
Do you wish the royal wedding would fuck off already?
>>768685918
You shoud try csgo
>>768679468
You're not special because you're an 18 year old female dude.
You'll see how worthless you are when you start to age at 25.
In lieu of the rules OP. Post an audio clip of you talking. I'm still not convinced there are girls on the internet.
>>768685918
Can you send the email again? Would love to start a conversation
>>768686279
I fucking do.
>>768679749
Enkido slays his bestfriend
>>768686417
It’s still up there, you mook. Effort harder.
Do you smell your fingers?
>>768686176
But I think that her legs could be a little thicker
>>768679468
> Prove you’re not just some porn addicts, but people with substance.
This is literally what we are...
>>768686176
Part 2
Jotaro Kujo
>>768686502
Yeah but I don't find it in that much text
>>768679468
Fuck off you stupid fucking bimbo cunt piece of shit.
>>768686279
Yes. I hate normie celebrity culture, but it's made worse by the fact that I genuinely love Prince Harry. I think he's a fantastic person and I'm tired of people fucking nosing into his life because they have no lives of their own (Yes I am aware I'm on 4chan). I sometimes feel like normies are the real weirdos for stalking people like this. I will be so glad when it's over.
>>768686287
I'm a bit scared of FPS games, especially really competitive ones. Any reason you suggested it to me? Do you play?
>>768686396
But why would it help? Is there any real reason I should? If I can have a legitimate reason then I will do it.
>>768686417
Just because spoonfeeding is my fetish here you go: [email protected]
>>768686529
Yes. I have no idea why, it's just appealing.
>>768686553
Well, thank you then. I wish I could be a bit skinnier, but then I would probably just become anorexic as I'm already a normal weight.
>>768686640
People with or without substance? Sorry I don't understand.
>>768686655
Good taste! Jotaro is the reason I started the show as I have a soft spot for banchous but I ended up staying for Joseph. Are you a manga reader?
Tits or gtfo
>>768679468
Where do you live? Like, the city
>>768687064
Nigga I ain't gonna say. Why you need to know? Gonna come rape me?
>>768687153
Just tell us the street name and number and when you’re most likely to be alone then.
>>768686176
>Shit I loved the LWA
Funny, because I haven't watch any of the movies yet. I don't think Amanda gets a lot of screentime but there's an episode in which she is basically the main character.
I haven't gotten around to watching First of the North Star yet, but I will.
I love Yuru Yuri. Akarin won my heart forever on the snake scene. I even own pic related. What is your favorite Yuru Yuri character? Do you own any anime figures?
>come at me
But I refuse. One of the things I, anon, like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say 'No' right to their faces.
>>768687017
I read manga back in highschool mostly because I would borrow them from a couple friends who had big collections. Too lazy now, but I would. Back then I read Bleach, Prince of Tennis, DearS, Qwan, Dragonball, .Hack, Claymore, uh that's off top of my head anyway
>>768687153
Okay, country then? I'm just curious lol. Britfag here
>>768687347
pls
>>768679468
will she ever love me?
Tits or gtfo. You know the rules. Fucking faggot.
>>768687017
the csgo fag
Yes i play it myself and think it is fun
You have a point saying it is compatative but you dont have to be really good to enjoy it (i'm only silver2 second worst) i suggested it beccause i think it is one of the best games on steam
>>768687417
Wot lol?
Okay, do you live in London? You sound just like somebody I know and same age etc
>>768680000
WASTE OF QUADS
>>768679767
never heard of the epic of gilgamesh what the fuck
did you drop out of school after 4th grade or something?
>>768679468
>an 18 year old chick
You know the rules. Tits or gtfo.
If you already feel the need to seek for attention by mentioning your gender, you can also show your tits.
This is an anonymous board. By mentioning that you got a pussy that can theoretically be fucked, you try to make your thread interesting to guys.
You could have stayed anonymous but you chose to draw an advantage out of your gender.
Either follow the rules or fuck off.
>>768679468
Have you been banned yet?
You did just admit to being on her while underage for the past five years.
>>768681556
>I know those are the rules 'now', but they never used to be.
You definitely haven't been here for 5 years
>>768687708
This is an anonymous board. Bitching about rules not being followed is like bitching that your prayers weren’t answered. No one cares.
>>768680356
This.
OP all the people talking to you are only interested because you are allegedly a woman. Just give us confirmation
>>768687259
That's a shame. I can't resist delinquent girls. I definitely recommend the movies, they're really cute! I'm not sure how much they follow on from the series though.
I watched the movie with my brother when I was younger, which was fantastic but the ending seemed really rushed. What kind of old anime do you like?
Hell yeah! I always loved Kyouko the most but Akari is definitely the cutest. I own a Miku figurine and two Lens, but I'm always looking out for any affordable Jojo and Danganronpa things. Do you have any others?
>>768687273
fuck me rohan
>>768687341
That's pretty awesome! Was Bleach any good? I once attempted the anime but I was falling asleep. I started off with Sgt Frog when I was about 10 and was hooked ever since. Are those friends how you got into the anime scene or did you find your own way?
>>768687347
I'm British, yes.
>>768687522
Why not? Make her yours! Go for it! (I know this is a meme but live your fucking dreams)
>>768687615
To be honest I'm kind of slipping off multiplayer altogether as most games these days seem to be full of shit like Overwatch. Would you maybe want to play it competitively?
>>768687690
I live in the UK so my education is probably different to yours.
>>768687927
Yeah but I'm not anymore so what's the point in banning me now?
>>768687976
tits now attention whore
>>768688045
>>768680670
"It's meant to break you"
Maybe at the start, but nu-/b/ is just an /h/, /e/ and /s/ mash-up
>>768679468
>Hey /b/ I’m a 22 year old millennial dude who’s been browsing 4chan for over 5 years now and will be larping with you today
>>768688114
probably disgusting
>>768688017
Yeah alright, I'll bite with a voice recording because I'm just that bored. What should I say?
>>768687927
>>768688028
Because you openly admit the rules mean nothing to you and 4chan seems to be freaking out and banning people like crazy lately. Thought I would ask.
>>768688028
Lol, you from Britain or moved from abroad?
Big up the uxbridge
>>768688028
Csgo fag again
I woud like to play it more competitavely if i had someone to play with and to be more competitavely you can't get distracted
>>768688282
Say something erotic for all guys of course
Say you swallow cum
>>768687976
Go back to facebook newfag
>>768688238
>>768688286
>>768679468
>>768679468
>>768679468
>Pretends to be an 18 year old girl
>Posts picture of a shy, attractive young lady
>Refuses to post a timestamp
This is 150% a fat neckbeard edging himself while he pretends to be a little girl online
>>768687708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjekealIyEA
>>768688378
>>768680117
im not op, but i love me some good ylyl threads. the cringe ones are awesome too. the porn is a bit ridiculous but whatever. im lonely and dont really have friends and most people dont want to be friends with a mom. so its nice to talk on here every once in a while
>>768679468
Tits or gtfo bitch
>>768688028
Toonami was pretty big when I was a kid, so it was just what was on anyway, but yeah DBZ, Tenchi Muyo, Rurouni Kenshin, Big O were some of the first ones I watched that got me hooked. With Bleach I remember liking the manga, but getting bored of the anime.
>>768679468
Post benis already, faggot and stop wasting everyone's time.
>>768679468
>Whether you believe me or not is up to you
Yes. And we don't believe you. Gtfo.
>implying we're not here for tits
>not posting tits
Kill yourself cunt
>>768688435
got a thing for crying babies? gross
>>768679468
>pic of attractive girl without any timestamp
>either OP is a fat neckbeard
>or this
>>768688286
Oops, crybaby wasn’t for you, just the whining faggots.
>>768679468
>wont show my body
nothing to see here folks just another trashy attention whore
>>768688286
>4chan seems to be freaking out and banning people like crazy lately.
Jesus Christ, fuck off newfag. You don't know what you're talking about
If op can prove that it has lots of money then why not hang out. My job is actually prostitute. I'm a bitch for women. You get it.
Indeed if op doesn't have money how do you met op kek. Bet op is as stupid as this board
>>768688435
>>768688681
>Bet op is as stupid as this board
>posting this while on this board
It pisses me off that stupid people like you exist
>>768688286
Guess so. But I feel it isn't really right to ban me now for something I'm not anymore. They haven't done anything to me yet.
>>768688292
I've lived here my whole life but moved around the place a bit.
>>768688303
That's true. It sounds really intense. Is it just completely not worth it if you're on your own because of varying skill levels? That's kind of how it used to be in League when I played it when I was a kid.
>>768688375
Noh
>>768688400
I never said that was me. It isn't me. I just posted a chick.
>>768688438
You sound really sweet anon
>>768688475
I've never heard of Big O but I just looked it up and that artstyle is fucking nice. Would you recommend it to me?
>>768688681
I'm sorry what
>>768679468
>>768679468
>I’m an 18 year old chick ...The only thing I won’t do is show my body.
TITS OR GTFO
>>768688740
that's right this place belong to normies :p from 2018
>>768688654
A tad harsh but true....
Welcome young lady - glad to see you hop off the lurking train
But after 4 long, glorious years....you do know the rules, don't you...??
You're doing well to debunk the "there are no girls on the www" ethos, but, rules are rules....
>>768688729
>>768679468
You're right about the porn. Im sick of it
hi
ha, there. you can't be female, because if you were, l'd be physically incapable of speaking to you.
>>768679468
An 18 year old 4chan veteran..
hmmmm, ok I got one.
What’s it like to only be useful as a warm hole?
>>768688829
get back to plebbit, ya dumb incel
>>768688792
Jesus Christ, Sir Galafag, no wonder there are no women on the Internet.
>>768688744
thank you, thats sweet of you :3. do you play any video games? have a fave? sorry if someone already asked you that.
>>768679468
You have morals in this society. Too bad. Sex is everything. Your feelings are nothing.
>>768688744
nice dubs I'm saying that you are dumb enough to believe that you can meet ppl on this board because they came from all over the world and there is no chance that you can met somebody unless u have money to travel.
>>768688282
The date and time?
>>768688435
That is how your future children will look like. Nice post.
also there is a dedicated board for meeting on 4chan this thread should be reported
>>768679468
You have correct spelling, grammar, and sentence structure. You're also not blatantly narcissistic. You're no 18 year old girl. You're an adult man.
>>768688744
Yes, Big O is great. In fact I want to go rewatch now that I haven't thought about it in so long. Maybe in subs since I grew up watching the dub. The english vo was well done though. Oooh, outlaw star was another that comes to mind from the same-ish era that was fuckin rad. You excited for FlCl pts 2 and 3? I can't wait.
>>768679468
Wish I could be young stupid and female just so I could complain about being so fucking privileged and desirable. I'm male. I'm white. My family doesn't love me. Nobody wants me. Girls use me for sex or money. Society despises me. My peers call me a faggot. Quit fucking crying bitch. Grow a back bone.
>>768679468
>The only thing I won’t do is show my body.
bye
>>768688999
HAH! Because he’s colored!
>>768688744
Some games can be intense but some games you just get carryd and don't have to do anything i won't say you can't achief nothing when you are allone but it is hard about the varying skill i think you can chose to play whit friendly people and not that likely to hack or people at the same skill level as you
>>768689151
Damn you got the punch line.
Abandon thread op is as stupid as this board.
1. op don't have money to travel
2. op is stupid and doesn't know that there is actually a board for meeting kek
>>768680302
jesus, what threads do you visit, faggot?
this place is/was as described
not every experience is uniform
kys
/b/ is (or can be, rather) a place to escape real life and talk to other degenerates
kysyourself again
>>768682391
>>768682434
based phoneposter
jk I hate you lol
>>768689348
so are you
>>768688807
Thank you.
>>768688829
Well, good job! You did it! Girls aren't so scary after all. also you sound cute
>>768688833
Feels great man
>>768688903
I play a few games, mostly single player these days. My favourite of all time would have to be Yume Nikki. How about you?
>>768688924
I don't think so! I'm having fun just as I am and I think people respect me for doing what I think is right rather than following a crowd. Maybe I'm an optimist.
>>768688952
Nah nah, I don't want to meet anyone, I just want to talk.
>>768689089
Wait wait what? Two and three? After this many years? How out of the fucking loop am I? Who's producing it? Does this mean there's a chance for a new Panty and Stocking? Please Jesus. Do you like Gainax in general?
>>768689091
Huh? I'm not complaining about anything. And if girls use you for sex, doesn't that mean you're actually attractive? Think on the positives. And while I think girls have it easier in some aspects like relationships, I also think guys have it much better in other respects. For example, I really can't go outside by myself in a lot of areas, even if I wear covering clothes. That might not seem much to you, but it's all perspective.
>>768689215
Sadly I've heard of a lot of people who have lost their friends over CS:GO because it got too serious. I'm a bit afraid of that myself, but if you had some really chill friends I bet that could be really fun! What other games do you like to play?
>>768679468
And I'm a 24 year old guy that's been browsing for 10 years. No one cares how much of an oldfag you are and your pussy pass doesn't work here unless you cash it out
So yeah, tits or gtfo, no one asked you to "offer up" this thread
>>768689511
Have you seen the remake of Yume Nikki, "Yume Nikki Dream Diary"?
Also, what keeps on bringing you back to 4chan?
B is just full of 14yr old assholes and nothing but porn anymore, b isnt fun like 5 years ago, hardly any YLYL threads, its all insecure boys worried about their small cocks, what they contracted, or making shitty stories about fucking their own moms because they are to pathetic to actually speak respectfully to a real woman.
How old were you when you lost your virginity
How old when you gave your first bj, how did it go, did you swallow
Do you like to swallow
>>768689511
my favourite is bioshock. but right now im playing the division. i eventually plan on getting a sleeve with each of the bioshock games. never played yume nikki. i played overwatch for a while, but it stopped being enjoyable for me.
>>768689621
No one asks anyone to "offer up" any thread. That's the point of this place, that even retards can make posts and the only determinant of whether they stay up or not is if it isn't illegal and if people are actively posting in it (and the mods aren't triggered)
>>768689511
I still need to watch NGE, I barely started it. Gurren Lagann was awesome, so yeah I need to go back and catch up on a lot of their stuff though.
>>768688028
>What kind of old anime do you like?
I mostly pick them by the art style so it varies but I do like the gory/pervy ones. Last one I watched was an OVA called Battle Royale High School (or Shin Majinden) which had a nice proportion of nicely animated fighting / guts being spilled and almost-rape and I think it was quite nice though the plot was convoluted as fuck.
I have to go now. Talking to you was enjoyable. Peace.
>>768689931
This is true, but 99% of OPs aren't acting like they're throwing the board a bone by gracing us with their presence
>>768679468
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>768689970
PS: Battle Royale High School has nothing to do with the "Battle Royale" manga of similar name
>>768679468
pics of your bags (cartier? gucci? whatever?), your glasses (luxottica? shiseido? whatever?), your shoes (home ones? school ones? serious ones?)
The fucking state of this place these days.
Whilst I hate the porn and lack of OC, the absolute worst element present today is the blatant flouting of rules which have been in place for years. This happens all the time now, and every time you faggots indulge these trolls you make it easier for the next one. I guess that's what happens when the average age of posters drops to 13 and they get their shorts all drenched in pre-cum at the very thought of conversing with a female.
At the risk of repeating what's already been stated, tits or GTFO you fucking neckbeard faggot.
>>768679468
hey, what's up. In what kind of stuff are you interested? (not sexual)
>>768690232
What the actual fuck?
kys
>>768689511
Csfag
I used to play a lot of minecraft but it kind of died i also have rust but my computer can't run it now i also play a lot of mtgarena
>>768690293
>flouting of rules
Fuck off, pig.
>>768690180
Who gives a shit? The place is chock full of entitled assholes. I'm not gonna whine about OPs having a punchable tone of voice for the same reason I'm not gonna whine about snow being cold instead of pleasant
>>768679468
I hear ya girl. This is why people say b is dead... Because it is
>>768690407
>>768679809
Brayden?
>>768679595
greetings male human, i am pleased to make your acquaintance does your day bring you an agreeable state of feeling?
>>768690450
>I hear ya girl.
Fucking neck yourself now you unbelievable cunt
TITS OF GTFO
>>768689634
I have seen it and I'm kind of disappointed. There are some areas I like but many just seem to lose the concept, and the price tag is much too high. Even so, I'm glad it didn't bring the normies storming in. Do you like it?
I keep coming back for the reason everyone does - as a boredom killer. It's not exactly the funnest thing ever but it's a good space filler and I enjoy the community and assholery a lot of the time.
>>768689664
This is kind of what I mean. Obviously I can't and won't force a board to change, but it's just a bit sad looking back at history and then looking at, well, now.
>>768689874
1. I was 15
2. It was my 15th birthday, and it went fucking terribly. In porn you see what they're doing on the outside, but not on the inside really. I literally fucking sucked on his cock and he asked me what the hell I was doing. It was awful. I did swallow, but it tasted so horribly bitter I accidentally choked a lot of it out onto my hand. He had a horrible diet.
3. I have never spat in my life and I take pride in that. I don't really like the taste of cum but I believe it's my duty to pleasure my man so I'll goddamn swallow.
>>768689906
Oh right I watched someone playing Infinite a while back! I loved the whole atmosphere of the game. What did you like about it? And how are you enjoying Division?
>>768689956
I could never get into NGE for some reason, even though Nagisa is probably one of the hottest things to ever walk this earth. Did you ever watch Berserk?
>>768689970
Sure, see you later! Nice talking!
>>768690232
What? Why? You got a bag fetish?
>>768690352
I like anime, vidya, deep sea creatures, writing and creepy sound effects. How about you?
>>768690392
Would you go back to Minecraft if you could? I never played it myself because I can't into the graphics, but I always found Terraria very fun. What's mtgarena?
>>768690662
Don't you have some GBP to earn, cunt?
>I believe it's my duty to pleasure my man so I'll goddamn swallow
If that hasn't convinced you lot you're being fucked with, I don't know what will.
>>768679468
>but you miss whatever shots you don’t take. If at least a few people act civil on this thread then I’ll give out a throwaway email and maybe we can make some long lasting friendships.
you're not some prize, you're a piece of shit who was browsing a board for complete losers just like every other piece of shit here
stop acting like you're some special snowflake just because you have a hoo-hoo between your legs you pompous cunt
>>768691025
>you have a hoo-hoo between your legs
Not a chance.
>>768682291
Nice Viper the rapper guitar
>>768690392
Got a paper collection? I sort of just started playing standard (since HOU) I'm running the WB and RB versions of aggro.
>>768690662
I've seen some Berserk, that's one I always say I'm meaning to get to.
>>768681007
>dresses as cheap as about $15 in some places
>I'm from the UK!
Your bullshit is showing. Nice try though, you undoubtedly got a couple of 14 year olds to fap to your fantasy shite.
tits or gtfo
>>768691025
This except OP ain't a girl
>>768690662
Ye i woud not mind to play minecraft again it was always fun to play whit friends and fuck whit the machanics
mtgarena is a new game of wizards of the coast wich is magic the gathering (pokemon like game a bit more complecs i think) on a pc
what games do you play?
>>768679468
That's not u. Lying cunt.
Do u squirt or get wet?
>>768691585
Shut your fucking hole you insufferable fucking autist
What's the biggest foreign object u have inserted in your pussy and anus?
>>768691683
You can put your pathetic pee-pee away now. There's no girls here, just cancerous faggots pretending there is.
Do u fart?
>>768691726
<3 Nigga
>>768690842
It can itch or just grind up against it a bit. It's not as hot as it sounds, it actually can kind of hurt. I know I'm probably wearing ones which are too tight but if they're too baggy then I feel like some 80s weirdo. Just in general I hate trousers.
>>768691218
I think the manga art for it is some of the nicest I've ever seen and I just love the way it plays out. I'm sad that the creator is becoming ill so he isn't writing as much anymore.
>>768691341
I said dollars because I assume most people on here are from the US and don't understand GBP. I guessed this anon just wanted a snapshot of what it was like to be a girl, not a girl in the UK, so I gave that. My spelling throughout the thread has been UK consistent if you want to be that nitpicky.
>>768691585
I mostly just play single player games and VNs now as I've kind of gone off multiplayer.
>>768691639
I didn't say it was. I probably should've said pic not related in the picture but I thought it was obvious because no timestamp.
>>768691683
Frankly I don't even know how squirting fucking works. I definitely don't do it.
>>768691726
Well I care don't I
>>768691789
I really haven't experimented much with putting in big shit as I don't really want to stretch myself out much.
>>768691830
yes
I'm getting really tired now though so I won't be answering anything else. I was actually nicely surprised with the reaction here. Thanks for the nice evening and I hope you have a great rest of the day no matter where you live. If you still have questions, message the throwaway.
>>768679468
> If at least a few people act civil on this thread then I’ll give out a throwaway email and maybe we can make some long lasting friendships
please mam, i am very nice desu gib me your email i yearn for long lasting friendship with 18yo chicks
i am 19 myself
amen
Time stamp or gtfo
>>768692125
>>768692079
>Well I care don't I
We've already established you're a lying cunt, so you don't matter, do you?
>>768679468
dont care. you know the rules bitch
>>768679468
Probably just some saggy tit roastie by now anyway.
>>768692079
>most people on here are from the US and don't understand GBP
The only GBP you understand are Good Boy Points, fuckwit
>>768690662
I haven't actually played it myself, but having a high-fidelity remake seems like it's kind of missing the point. You want it to be surrealistic, and to not quite understand what's going on, and to make your mind fill in the details.
Have you played the PS1 game "LSD: Dream Simulator"?
>>768691218
Yes i have i also like rb aggro but whit minotaur ik most people see it as a meme i started a while ago araund dragons of tarkir
>>768692079
Csfag
i want to begin watching anime but i don't know where to beggin suggestions?
>>768693271
start with cowboy bebop or samurai champloo
you won't regret.
>>768693425
Tank you for not sugesting boku no pico
>>768679468
Favourite book?
>>768691216
Thanks broseph
>>768679468
Add me on Discord!
I'm not browsing this entire shit thread. Is OP full of shit or has she posted the tits + timestamp?
>>768679468
show feet
>>768694810
She posted tits. Look for it
>>768695090
lies
>>768693271
FLCL, Fairytail.
>>768679468
>being this fucking retarded
And you wonder why you're the inferior gender.
Fuck off faggot. 5 years and you don't know the rules? Fucking KYS or take it over to Reddit.
You guys aren't even betas..... Your fucking tangos.... Congratulations guys. Thru y'all's fucking stupidity in believing this guy is a chick, y'all have created a even lower version of a beta male. This dumb cunt can't even post a pic of herself in a sweater and under a blanket with a timestamp just to prove he is a she.... Only a guy would do that. So to all the tango males in this thread getting hard dicks over a guy like this (pic related) acting like a female........ Kys. Nuff said.
