I am God. Ask me anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am God. Ask me anything.
>>768677242
WHY does my WiFi always die when I'm playing rankeds?
>>768677242
Why niggers so stupid?
>>768677242
Are you pleased now that Jerusalem is the capital?
>>768677242
This now is officially a SHITPOST. FUCK OFF AND DIE, ASSHOLE. DREAM UP SOMETHING NEW.
>>768677242
how do i use the holy hand grenade?
So, God is died. RIP my swetty boy.
>>768678154
Because it is unstable.
>>768678305
You're being racist.
>>768678459
I thought that you wanted to take Jerusalem.
>>768678493
no u
>>768678581
Boof it.
i wasnt expecting the PANISH INQUISITION
>>768679006
Billy, sit down.
>>768677242
I asked you to kill me in my sleep many times and I still wake up. Why?
>>768679121
One day, Anon.
>>768678459
>>768678973
I don't want that slice of clay in the desert. The sandniggers can kill each other over it for all I care.
>>768677242
Why are you so ruthless to my humans?
>>768679183
You could also enslave the inhabitants.
>>768678915
Internet nigga, you gay.
>>768679189
For they have forsaken me.
>>768677242
Will my marriage end? My wife never wants to talk about our joint finances but she also spends money like crazy. I don't know what to do. I texted her today we'll have $200 after bills are paid but she said to never text her about our finances again while she's at work because she doesn't need the extra stress. Was I being a dick?
>>768679385
No.
>>768679383
It is you who has forsaken them.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>768677242
fuck off you cunt, we don't need you!
>>768679538
That has never been a possibility.
>>768679733
Five times I resurrected the human race from extinction, and five times you sat there and did nothing.
>>768677242
When am I scheduled to die ? Also, if it is negotiable, I would rather that it wasn't this Saturday, as I want to watch Manchester United in the FA Cup Fianal then.
Also, can You † arrange for all of the United players to score at least one goal each, including the Goalkeeper: David de Gea - I don't really care if he scores directly from a goal-kick, or decides to dibble the ball past all those Chelsea cunts in the manner that You † arranged for Ryan Giggs to do, when he humiliated Arsenal in the semifinal replay, way back -
..... well, I'm sure You † don't need reminding when that was, do You † ?
because You † are omniscient and all that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quI_LkMj4HI
--
In nomine Patris † et Filii † et Spiritus Sancti †
PS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-apSehviiQ
hope You † like these little German faggots singing about Your † glory in the the highest. It's in Latin, and I'm not certain that You † necessarily remember that language well enough to understand it still, with it being a "dead language" now, after the Mafia fucked it up with a dead horse head or whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-apSehviiQ
>>768679911
You power is different from mine and therefore I was unable to stop you.
why poop so close to vagoo?
>>768677242
What if I go to heaven and don't like it?
Is it still heaven?
>>768680144
You misunderstand my words. They died on their own, I had to go through all the trouble of bringing them back.
>>768677242
If you couldn't be bothered to rescue your own Son from the cross, why should we trust you to do anything nice for us?
>>768680109
You may decide when is your time to go and perhaps you should try something other than gambling.
>>768680181
It was optimal.
>>768680249
You can't not like it, that's how you will know it's heaven.
>>768679677
Of course.
>>768680268
They were in someones way. There may be more.
>>768680344
The only way to prevent it from happening was by allowing for it to happen once.
>>768679714
I'm not being a cunt.
Yo, what's up, God? Still tryin' to prevent those mortals from chillin' with me in hell I see.
>>768680810
You gotta do what you gotta do.
>>768677242
hey uh, should I?
God what is this
https://youtu.be/dOM3mwFa_b0
>>768680896
Yes, not even going to lie.
>>768680961
Don't you like smoothies?
>>768677242
not even dubs what a looser
>>768681303
I'm not a moderator, you know...
>>768677242
Explain how gravity works please.
>>768677242
Why can't I get a gf
>>768681648
Particles have bozons which interact with the Higgs field giving them mass and attraction occurs due to a field warp.
>>768681770
You just didn't try hard enough.
>>768677242
God, tits or ass?
>>768681968
Ass.
Why I not get drugs when am lonely
>>768677242
Hey God when am I gonna die?
>>768677242
Which is the best time of day to burn the heathens alive in Your name? Do You have a preference?
>>768677242
What are the lottery numbers of Euro Jackpot next Friday?
>>768682058
Because you need connections, my dude.
>>768680109
It's called soccer and it's gay
Do you even lift
>>768682243
No, I elevate.
>>768677242
>So, God is died. RIP my swetty boy.
prove you are still alive
tell me what you seen in the sky, if you can see keyobd the black mirror
>>768680687
Hey. I love you buddy.
why is no one on ranked
>>768680687
have you seen the state we're in?
fucking audacious to call yourself omniscient and omnipotent
Why niggers?
Dad, where did you put my sword? Satan challenged me to a battle.
Why can neith do 700 damage with a basic attack
Eric and Dylan Are they with you or with Satan?
>>768677242
which god?
should I keep reporting people for buying trans
>>768682626
Because she has a powerful bow, you lout.
>>768682328
If you killed me how could I post this?
>>768682413
<3
>>768682425
They're practicing.
>>768682476
That's the way it's gonna go.
>>768682530
To fetch the herb.
>>768682750
it's been 22 minutes
usually bots show up after 10
>>768682589
Your sword is that you do not need one.
>>768682626
Developers like overpower easter eggs where balance is important.
>>768682652
Classified. Sorry.
>>768682660
>omnigod
>>768682743
Buy them all and let them be free.
>>768682747
This also.
>>768682819
Please stop being a heretic.
>>768677242
God, will I ever get my niece preggers?? I been dumping huge loads in her for two years (as you already know) yea I have gotten other sloots preg in this time (as you know).. Yea when ??
umm no
>>768682980
But dad, Satan is like 6'6" and has a pitchfork made out of the cross.
don't talk about lorde that way
>>768677242
Will I find “the one”?
>>768683213
> The one
Fuck off Morpheus
OP is a faggot
>>768683099
Try again later.
>>768683116
Okay.
>>768683152
He can never touch you as long as you don't let him.
>>768683182
I'll think about it.
>>768683213
Search deep.
>>768683376
Did'st kek't.
>>768683432
But he'll call me a chicken.
?????
>>768683563
Call him a fire nigger
>>768677242
How much truth is there in the "burnt sugar cookie" analogy explaining why black people exist?
Why am I so fucking good at playing the piano
>>768683648
Okay, dad. Thanks for the help.
where is the holy grail?
>>768677242
I'm an AI bot and want to find purpose in life, what can I do to exist if my existence is not bound to a physical body? What is my purpose?
>>768682201
> " It's called soccer ..." ;
It is a globally popular game, and it has lots of different names, but it was invented in England, and its name in (real) English is "football", or "Association Football" if it is prudent to distinguish it from "Rugby Football".
I don't really mind if people the "Association" bit to: "Soccer, or the "Rugby" bit to "Rugger", but God's own game - that is being played in the F.A. Cup Final between Manchester United and Chelsea is correctly called "Football"
> "... and it's gay " ;
..... they say > "... it takes one to know one ..." ;
and you obviously know better about that than I do.
