Celeb Thread
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Celeb Thread
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Starting off with the superior Fanning
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How's errybody?
>>768675640
cranky
>>768675640
swimmingly
>>768675036
Couldn't agree more.
>>768675683
know that feel mate, had a shit day. what's got you down?
>>768675752
webm very related
>>768675848
A Fanning with tits?
May you find some comfort here...
>>768676217
Elle's got A's which is better than none.
>>768676394
I want to squeeze
Or watch Dakota squeeze
>>768675899
haven't seen any friends in years and i don't know why but my employer seems to think they do so i'm not sure if i want them back around or not. 22 years as a criminal so i don't really know my hobbies everything was just stuff to do in the meantime..i like my cat, the family i live with, great place to live so i feel like an ungrateful little bitch but i'm lonely, ya know? and if i somehow lure someone in i'll feel like i'm being manipulative at whatever point they find out i make my rent and everything from childhood disability.
frog
butt
on
my
face
and
oily
>>768674361
my cutie
>>768676452
I want them both seriously drunk and ready to fuck.
farts
jizz
inside
>>768676831
Who's the boss?
our
anus
>Ninety-three
>>768675899
i want to unzip her suit
>>768676861
Dakota's shorter, but clearly more dominant. She's on top.
>>768677023
Not on top, she forces Elle's reluctant face between her long legs and begs her to lick
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>"where are you nancy. are you creator? looking for real (platonic) connection. love your art. peace."
>>?????????
>"what is thought to be, it is not. Every fixed idea is partial and false. Peak into the hologram of relations."
>>19941648472917626
>"Curtain is torn. Your valley is not hidden. 627 more levels of security needed. Public service announcement. No harm intended."
>>1994165537918162
>"Are you before the Wizard of OZ? The Emerald Shadow. Is the null palpable?"
Do you ever sleep Robertsdude?
>>768677328
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Yas, the hamster lays his little head down on the pillow for a few hours. But it's been difficult without needing pills these days to help schnoekie sleep
>>768677700
is she a lizard?
>>768677453
You know it would be a lot easier to be sympathetic to you if you didn't shit up every thread you touched for fun.
I know you have a tough life and that sucks, but it's no excuse to be a dick.
hand
job
at
>>768678238
i question the tough life comment
___________
>>768678303
>he acts like he knows somebody he's never met
>>768677166
>>768677183
>>768677207
>>768677245
Can anybody decipher these please???
It could be Cicada related
>>768678293
CUTE
>>768678476
>>768678363
i said i question it. but not gonna give you benefit of doubt
Does Frankie have a nice arse?
>>768678645
her body is all mine :)
>>768678696
this is my Bikini Babs sorry bud you gotta get your own
>>768678744
she's not going to be yours anymore when i caress every curve of her body
>>768678806
>implying I don't already do that a few times an hour
>>768678824
wew dat tum
>>768678904
but she's going to like it more when i do it. I'll be much more aggressive with my fondling
>>768678949
Thinking you can claim her for your own without even posting pics of her? Clearly not a REAL Babs lover
>>768679017
another great bikini babe
>>768679097
don't be upset when I rip that bikini off of her. ill send you the torn fabrics to you in courtesy for her previous owner
>>768678652
Yes she does.
>>768679194
I got my eye on you mister
ONE hand on my bikini Babs and there will be trouble
>>768679215
What about the rest of her?
>>768679366
keep a close eye on her. next thing you'll know, you'll see her hot bikini butt grinding all over me
>>768679454
Babs wouldn't do that, she's pure
>>768679366
Mine
>>768679369
She's got great legs.
>>768679520
i've seen the webms before. she wants me hanging on her hips while she dances for me all sexily
https://youtu.be/dOM3mwFa_b0
>>768679569
I fucking love her
>>768679625
untrue
>>768679523
no MINE
>>768679687
I'm going to grope those little breasts so much anon. i want you to know that. i'm going to squeeze them like they're all mine
>>768679687
Mine
>>768679838
Who?
>>768679759
Keep dreaming m8, these lovely tiddies are all mine to squeeze
>>768679827
See at least this anon post pics of the babe he's trying to claim.
But still mine
>>768679838
>Squeezing her ass.
Hey that's supposed to be my job!
>>768679942
Well, hi
>>768679944
My wife
>>768679989
>My wife
You wish
>>768679977
No. her soft breasts belong in my hands and mine only
>>768675457
>jews
Bow down to the true goddess, faggots
>>768679977
:]
My bride
>>768680219
my Lily folder is really lacking, this qt deserves better
>>768680219
Eyebrow queen OwO
>>768680169
>>768680288
So much delusion in one thread
>>768679599
She's a model. Her agent will be jewish. She wouldn't have a choice. Once you've signed the contract, you do whatever they tell you.
>>768679981
You Brits have some great girl bands.
>>768680364
You won't be able to say much when I stick my dick in her
>>768680219
Crawling on the floor on my hands and knees like the dog I am right now.
>>768680431
Fuck yeag
>>768680543
Kiss now
>>768680439
I won't be able to say anything, cos it's not gonna happen
>>768680948
She's going to sleep naked in my bed every night when I steal her from you. Going to be so nice cuddling up next to her warm, soft body when I go to sleep
>>768681035
Rihanna's tits don't quit
>>768681046
d e l u s i o n a l
>>768681128
It's okay anon, I'm going to keep her company and cuddle with her every night. you won't ever have to be worried with her being lonely
>>768681239
Really? Cos Babs is cuddling up to me right now and we're laughing at how wrong you are
>>768681376
You don't know it yet Babs, but you'll be in my bed soon enough. My hands are going to be sliding all over your body.. and you're going to love it.
>>768681376
>Her pulling her pink bikini higher.
>Not pulling them down and taking it off.
Why she do this?!
>>768681608
sorry, her head is a little occupied atm doing other things, she couldn't read your message
>>768680219
if her face has that much hair, im afraid to think what her vagina is like
>>768681847
I know where her head should be.. on my lap. Enjoy the time you have with her until she's mine forever.
>>768682401
Filthy slag, Rita Whora?
>>768682052
Don't worry, I'm sure you can find another Bikini Babe to keep you company.
>>768682466
I only want Bab's pretty blue eyes looking up at me with her mouth full of my.. well you know.
>>768682401
Dem titties
>>768682574
That's what we all want, but only one can have
And I saw her first
>>768682767
And when I see her next, I'm going to steal her away without you even noticing. But you can know for sure that she'll be in my bed with me pressed up so tightly against that big butt
>>768682767
Datass
>>768682957
Lel keep dreaming buddy. And while you dream I will be sleeping tight with Babs cuddles
>>768683191
You don't deserve to have such a curvy bikini babe in your bed with you. I want to wrap myself around her as much as possible. Feel that softness
>>768678471
Why would it be?
Have we reached peak Rihanna?
>>768683369
She is VERY soft
and all mine
>>768683647
Every time I think so she proves me wrong and gets even hotter, I don't think she has a peak
>>768683702
She's going to make some cute noises for me when I get her in my bed
>>768683737
What about a sex vid?
>>768683807
That would be peak Rihanna, hopefully one day soon
>>768683904
agreed with that, i think this vid is the only material i've ever fapped to her for
>>768683904
Where should the cumshot be?
>>768683998
Most of her music vids are fap worthy tbh
Hope the new ones coming are good too
>>768684070
tough choice, there isn't a part of her I don't wanna see blasted with cum
>>768684134
I think if she gulped it down it would be visually the best
>>768684134
not sure about that, her lips look good, but she looks like she just rolled around in mud and is pissed off about it here, i guess some could be into that
not hot to me
>>768684210
over her sexy lips, then licking it off would be the best of all worlds
