How did you lose your virginity?
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How did you lose your virginity?
>>768669820
By inserting my penis into my girlfriends vagina.
With a hooker at 31
violently
>>768669820
Random girl at a house party
>>768669820
Y-yeah I t-totally lost it
with my qt 14yo GF when I was 16, perfect age, and have been sexually active since, feelsgoodman
>>768669820
With OPs mum, now get back to bed son.
>>768669820
I was playing butt darts with my boys. Little did i know i would eventually become the dart board. No homo btw
My first time ejaculating i used a vaccuum. I insert my dick in a way that it started vibrating inside the hose. Shit was cash.
>>768669820
femanon here (inb4 hurr durr)
teehee, never lost it
btw I'm 30
>>768669820
Me 15, summer time. Go to see local retarded girl 17yo with intent to fuck.
Fuck her and never came back.
With my GF with… 29, I guess.
at 16yo with a hooker, in an involuntary threesome
>>768670257
Faggot. You in a dress doesnt count as female.
>>768669820
Behind a public toilet, in the middle of the day.
>>768670259
cheers
>>768669820
Like everyone else throughout all mankind. I duped a girl younger than me when I was a teenager. She thought I was cool because I’m older & “sophisticated”. Duh.
>>768669820
I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.
I *think* that means we had sex.
I lost it to my gf when i was 16, we waited 2 years before we had sex. Ive been with her ever since. Im 27 now.
>>768669820
Would you let her take your virginity anons?
>>768669869
You fucking degenerate!
>>768670257
fucking christ you must be disgusting. I mean...yeah holy shit
>>768670671
No,i would fall in love and she will instantly forget me.
I had regular plain ol sex with my girlfriend when I was 18 and she was 17.
>>768669820
18, in a girl's college dorm room ... with Pink Floyd playing on hr stereo (her choice) ... nice C tits, tight pussy ... shit was cash
>>768669820
At 29 this year
>had no sex drive for most of my 20s
>had a asexual gf for 5 years, who has a sex drive but choose not to have sex
>one she does with someone else and leaves me
>start going to the gym and take Medication to get my Penis functional again
> it works
>being really fit gets me a lot girls
>ex gf really mad at me because I can get my dick now
I was honestly happy with not having sex in my life, but since I can I need it like all the time, and the college area I live in, gives me choices from a bunch of girls
>>768670257
tits or gtfo
Pic related
>be me
>19th birthday
>Gf told me she had something special for me
(she wasn't a virgin anymore)
>only we two, party with friends was a week before
"Let's smoke something"
>Sure baby
>We smoke a huge Joint tougher
>I'm getting higher and higher
>While smoking we start messing around
>After Joint, I lay on bed. High as fuck and horny
"Anon stand up, I want you to hold me"
>we stand on my mattress cuddling
"Do you want me to give you your birthday present?"
>I was to high to recognize her tone, but sure why not?
>She goes on her knees and start giving me a bj
>HolyFuckThatFeelsGood.exe
>After 3-5 mins she tells me to get naked and lay down
>ItsHappening.png
>We both get naked, she sits on top of me, riding my dick for nearly two hours
>FeelsFuckingGoodMan.jpeg
>She was coming 6 times and had the ride of her lifetime, I wasn't coming even once.
>Why tho?
>Nearly at the end, I was about to bust the nut of my life
>"Can you please shut the hell up!?" my sister yawns from next door
>Thank you for that bitch
>Wasn't cumming that night, doe to my Gf was exhausted
I don't know why tf I lasted this long, but it was good as hell.
>Second time next day
>Busted a massive nut after 3 mins
>>768670785
I mean look how gentle she is at first
>>768670257
Kristina, get out of this thread.
>>768670987
Thats how they get you man, she plays you until she gets what she wants and then she disappears
>>768670994
underrated post
>>768670397
>disobedient avocado
checked
Tinder hookup
>>768669820
i didnt
>>768670484
Same. Ever thought of cheating?
>>768670892
I used to pray for my sex drive to decrease, disappear, what have you. My wife kinda liked sex, but many many nights in a row (sometimes weeks in a row) it was a big nope.
Pleading, mopey look on her face if I came within miles of the subject.
About 3 years ago, I got a new job. Made friends with this really cool chick there. She was also a personal 10/10 for me, probably an 8 for most guys. (Slim, petite brunette, small tits.)
She was also married to another woman.
Thinking I detected attraction signals, I foolishly made a move back in 2016. She let me down gently and we started friends.
Totally simpatico, got along great, made each other laugh, got to know each other over two and a half years.
Finally, late 2017 we got to talking really personal stuff. My sex life was shit. So was hers.
>toobadshesgay.png
Other issues in our marriages, obv. No kids, both our wives worked, and just before I left this job, the prospect of my leaving made her realize she'd been in love with me.
I responded to your post because I relayed my sentiments to her about wishing my "overactive" sex drive would go away. She was like, "That's fucking terrible! Why would you want to live like that?"
She was right.
Long story short, we both decided to end our marriages and ran off together.
It's only been 3 months since we made it official, and we have had sex literally almost every night.
And it's fucking glorious.
>>768669820
>25 yrs back then
>Meet 21 yrs old girl who is into RPG like me
>Join her RPG group
>Finger her on the first evening after game session
>She visits my basement at my parents place the next day
>We make out
>I poke at her panties with my boner
>Her panties give way
>Enter her accidentally
>We gasp at each other
>"I'm on the pill, anon!"
>Proceed to fuck like rabbits on acid
>Can't stop
>"B...but you already came, anon"
>Violently wring every bit of fuck out of my cock
>She is too exhausted to resist
>Declares me her boyfriend after being fucked raw
Had some nice time with her, fucking all summer. She had a hot body and a nice face but the jew nose brought her down from a 7/10 to a 5/10.
>>768671072
Remember the good old days when it was us men who did that?
MRA! MGTOW! INCEL! MAGA!
>>768671268
Torben, you also shouldn't be here; you have family.
When I was 14 I manipulated a 12 yo autistic girl into sleeping with me. Not even kidding.
>>768669869
this
>>768671424
Nah. I couldnt imagine being with anyone else. Before i was with her i was juggling 2 girls. They were friends and they found out. So i learned from that.
>>768671746
You must be really desperate.
>>768672037
not him but if you weren't desperate for sex as a 14yo boy then youre the weird one
>post prom
>my buddy's girl karina gets drunk
>pic related
>my bud is kinda drunk too and he wanted to keep talking to old friend so he asked me to take her home
>helped her in car, started driving her home
>eventually started making out with her
>feeling her amazing legs in her satin dress
>she pulls me into her house, barely make it through the door before we start making out again
>manage to hike up her dress and get her legs around my waist
>carry her to her bedroom
>lay her down with her dress up,she shows me her panties, moves them to the side
>Have her wet pussy in my hand
>dick pops through boxers
>push up and into her and just start pumping
>first time so barely lasted 30 seconds
>by the end i just pushed as deep as i can in her and came so hard
>how i lost my virginity
>>768672037
My mentality at the time was if I didn't do it I'd probably be a virgin forever.
I was at my girlfriend's house. Her parents left for a while. We decided it was time we lose our virginity. Fooled around a bit, got undressed, put condom on...instantly lost my boner. Couldn't keep it up, too nervous. Got embarrassed and went home. Told my mom what happened. She was like wtf why are you telling me this. Had to tell someone. Went back to her place a couple hours later. Lost virginity in my truck. Didn't bust. It hurt her, she bled a little. Stopped early. Took me my fifth time having sex with her to actually bust.
>>768672128
Not desperate enough to lure a retarded girl.
>>768672188
And have you had sex since ?
>>768669820
well basically, i was in the same house as 2 other couples, my semi black girly friend and my sister including her boyfriend and 2 strangers who also were a couple which the house we were in belonged to. i at some point arrived at the whisky couple hours later everyone returned to their rooms
me and my then girlfriend were pretty drunk fooling around watching some laptop shizzle then decided to go to bed. so not being able to sleep we thus came to the decision it was the right time for both of us to lose our mage status and thus we did
simple as that, next morning did it again and much more succesfully which proves you can get better at anything as long as you keep trying
there you go anon first time i told someone on the internet what my inaguaration to adult life is like
>>768672258
Only twice ):
>year 2000
>out skating one night
>come across known sloot
>ask what she’s up to tonight
>straight up ask, wanna fuck
>she says yup
>tell her i know a place; it’s a vacant apartment (one room, one bath) to be exact
>hands me unlubed condom
>couldn’t stick it in
>check drawers
>find a can on crisco
>rub that shit on there
>start going to poundtown (missionary)
>nut in 3 mins
>tells me to keep going
>i told her i’m good, tossed condom in toilet
>skated back home
>worst greentext story, ever!
>be me, cruising, looking for tail.
>find this cute at the park, convince her to come downtown
>we eat dinner, get some ice cream, I take her out to a movie
>I snake my hand down to her panties, and she actually looks scared as I start finger banging her
>the disney movie is boring so I slide her panties off and take her from behind
>Finish up, drop her back off at the park, with her hello kitty back pack
>she runs to her dad who calls the cops on me
>>768672303
Sex is overrated. Unless its with someone you love.
to a hooker month ago. im 26.
got balanitis and im scared.
>>768672237
wow insensitive pig! the R word is really offensive, and those people on the spectrum are not always extremely mentally deficient
>>768672482
Get some ointments or some anti biotics
My Chinese exchange student girlfriend never had sex education in her country. So even though she wanted to “save herself for marriage”, she didn’t actually know what sex was. As a result she didn’t stop me when making out led to undressing lead to penetrating without a condom and eventually to cumming inside her. I’m super glad my first time was with such a petite virgin girl. Being literally double her size I was able to really ravish her
>>768672443
Tbh I've come to realise that I don't even want sex that much anymore I just wanna feel close to somebody. Spoon at night wake up cuddling. someone to share my deepest thoughts with. A friendly face to see when I return from work.
>>768669820
to your mom
#rekt
>>768672604
that's a Vietnamese boy
>>768672353
next time try a girl older than 8
>>768672680
Go work on it bro. It is nice to have someone.
>>768669820
Becoming friends with benefits / no-family-plans partners with a 40+ divorcee and getting rebound sex
>>768672149
10/10
>>768671457
Good luck, brutha!
>>768669820
raped by my step dad
>>768672353
>>768672543
Im not the one manipulating autistic girls into having sex with me.
>>768672927
so was her body and legs
>>768670096
Pedo
>>768672237
Dude, I was desperate enough to have sex with an animal, anything from the same species is considered normal in my book.
Met this 25/F chubby, busty latina on craigslist when I was 20.
8/10 was pretty nice, she had nice big tits, taught me a bunch and would let me stay over on the weekends for a few months to fuck.
Lucked out when some girl who secretly liked me got drunk and grabbed my dick over top of my shorts. We went with two other friends on a vacation where I slept in the same bed as her but didn't do anything, could've been doing some kinky "they could walk in on us" fucking the whole time.
>>768672149
Slightly less rapey than last time you told it Anon.
>>768669820
>implying I lost my virginity
proud virgin 4 life
23yo on lots of speed, first GF, she was my drug dealer before
>>768673119
I have a feeling that you masturbate alot. So is it that you're actually proud, or just come to terms with your lonelyness?
>>768669820
With college girlfriend at 22. She was young and horny and wanted it badly so I went and bought condoms from the college store.
>>768669820
On accident lul
>>768669820
I was 18 with 200 Euro burning in my pocket.
Thank fuck for Amsterdam where ugly fucks like me can fuck 9/10 hookers legally.
It's my annual travel destination.
>>768669820
Put my dick in a girl.
>>768670933
The weed. Unlike Whiskey Dick or lidocaine, weed inhibits the body's ability to fully orgasm. but when you do while high? - holy fuck, it's a spiritual experience. Like going through the black hole in 'Interstellar.'
>>768673452
But I'm not lonely
I have friends, I just don't have a girlfriend
>>768672482
>>768672556
And next time wash yourself afterwards
>>768669820
From having sex.
>>768669820
I don't know yet
Back seat of a Ford Pinto. Used my dad's hard hat to fill in the space between the front seat and back seat. She was also a virgin and bled all over her coat. First time with a rubber, fumbled around for 2 minutes getting it on. It was her 15th birthday. Her mom said you can fuck when you turn 15. I was 17. When I turned 18, I committed statutory rape 200 times.
>>768669820
It was dark
I was lonely
I was frightened
She was much older
It was over very rapidly
luckily, I was young too and starting over a few minutes later was no trouble at all.
>>768669820
> was 22
> tried online dating and got my first date in years
> 3/10 and a kid
> she was nice but I knew I didn't want her as a partner
> after 2 dates and a lot of texting I texted her one night that I don't want to start anything
> half an hour later she invites me to her at 4am
> ohshit.jpg
> didn't cum early everything was fine
> left and never texted her again
I knew she used that as a last resort to keep me, but I went despite that. I didn't care about her feelings afterward. I really needed to get that of my chest, being a virgin I mean.
>>768669875
Wtf! Why? You turned into a wizard and weren't happy?
How was the sex with the hooker?
>>768674190
sex with hookers is garbage. It's basically like paying for a nicer one use fleshlight that's on a timer.
23 yo kissless virgin who is "attractive" in a general sense. Was fat throughout all of my school years until my senior year. Lost about 50 lbs and was semi muscular. I'm 5'8 and had 15.5 inch biceps. A few girls I wasn't in to showed interest my senior year but I didn't really want anything to do with them. 5 years later the only thing about me that has changed is I gained back 50 lbs, so I have a 8/10 face but a 3/10 body. Still no confidence, obviously. The only way I ever imagine not being a kissless virgin is if some girl threw herself at me at a small house party or something. Don't really mind being a kissless virgin as myself, but apparently everyone else thinks it's a big joke and there is something wrong with me. The regular person out probably wouldn't assume that of me, but my friends know and make jokes. I wish it wasn't a big deal to people.
At 15 with some 17 year old stacey
>>768674320
Your friends are shit. And instead of laughing they should be trying to hook you up like... you know.. real friends.
Absolutely hammered on cheap beer, 50 dollar hooker, ally behind a liquor store, no condom.
Stopped mid thrust, pulled out and pissed next to her (beer goes out fast) then kept thrusting.
Somehow didn't get any STD's. I was 17.
>>768674113
kinda slutty
>>768672930
Thxfam!
>>768673656
thats strange, i have a really easy time orgasming when i smoke. it feels great every time too, kinda addicting to be honest
>>768672944
Have you considered getting his ass locked up?
>>768669820
>be me
>7 years old
>babysitter is 16, maybe 5/10 black chick, overweight
>she wants to play "house"
>"time to make the baby!"
>sucks my dick till hard and gets on top
Really fucked me up, I went from shitty girlfriend to shitty girlfriend. First wife claimed I raped her, until she broke down in court that she was pregnant with her lover's child and lied. Second wife was a landwhale (I think she topped 400 lbs by the end) who left me with her kid while she went to the club. She tricked me (said she was on the pill, then that the pill "failed", later found out she never was on the pill).
I'm ok now, got into therapy then married a 8/10 japanese girl, brought her back to the states and had a daughter on purpose, but when I think back on my past relationships I just fucking shudder.
>>768674744
good for you bro, you have no control at that age but good job on getting a solid relationship after having bad times
>>768674563
I have 6 close friends, and only one of them gets pussy/has a girlfriend the majority of the time. The other 5 are all pretty lame as well, but they've all had girlfriends at one point in the last 3 years. All of them are uglier than me too, except for the one who always has a girlfriend. Girls flirt with my ugly friends when we're out at bars too, but never with me. I would like to think it's because I'm not talkative and don't really initiate conversation with anyone, but my mind tells me that they think I'm creepy or something. Who knows? Like I said, I don't really mind being a kissless virgin at 23, but I do feel bad about myself at the same time because I don't even try to put any effort in to meeting women.
>>768674113
Hope your local PD doesn't catch wind of this.
>be 22
>in Thailand
>get ears cleaned and head massaged at this small salon
>see two women outside constantly looking at me
>typical street hookers waiting for me to exit salon
>ask the woman cleaning my ears of the women outside are safe or baiting for a robbery etc
>she barely speaks english but understands and says "safe, safe, good girls yes"
>finish up in salon, girls approach me
>don't even bother asking price, go back to hotel
>the desk manager looks at me like "another white fuck doing this" but says nothing
>turns out one of the girls isn't a girl
>doesn't matter, jerked to shemales tons of times
>have a fun night even though I came pretty fast
>actually miss them when flying home
The life of a lonely guy.
>>768674743
he commit suicide when I told everyone
>>768671746
>>768674907
Have you researched how to be normal/not be creepy?
>>768675072
>and nothing of value was lost
>>768675072
nice. you must feel powerful
>>768672229
Why do people tell their parents these things?
>>768672686
Please see yourself out. You are longer welcome in my house.
>>768675146
I don't think I'm creepy, I just assume people think I'm creepy, which they probably don't. I don't stare at people or try and get close and touch people or anything. The only reason I think people would find me "creepy" is because I don't initiate conversations with anyone outside of my friend group. I'm a local at a bar that we all go to, and there's people there all the time that I see every time, but I never say anything to them first. I wait until they say something to me. I just feel like I'm bothering people by being in their presence.
On the Disney Dream during a cruise last year.
>>768675177
got the blame for his suicide by some family members
>>768675198
indifferent really
>>768669820
I didn't.
>>768675396
Anyone who would blame you for the suicide of someone who violated you is a garbage human. They need their asses kicked.
>>768669820
>lose
ha ha... good one anon.....
>>768675866
You are an idiot for complaining over that spelling. What would you say is the right spelling??
>>768669820
I was 17 and a senior in high school and my girlfriend was 15 and a sophomore. She wanted to "wait until she knew I was serious". I was a giant douche bag bag back then and also talking to her friend without my girlfriend knowing. Friend is a lot more eager and just as hot. We become " secret friends with benefits" for the whole time I'm dating my girlfriend. My girlfriend and I break up before I go away to college without ever having sex. I'm actually happy about that because I would have felt really bad looking back on it. I haven't talked to either of them in years but according to social media they're still good friends.
>>768669820
gif sauce?
Actually just lost it last night
>19
>at a party drinking
>start flirting with a buddies gfs friend
>buddies gf wingmans hard as shit for me and end up in bed with the chick
>fuck for a good bit (thank god for whiskey dick)
>I cum then eat her out for a couple til she cums
>go outside and cook some burgers
>feelsgoodman
Sucks ill never hit wizard status
Through sex
>>768676594
Me losing my v card
>>768672229
Besides the mom part, this is exactly what happened to me at 17. Holy shit was I nervous. Led to my hatred of condoms tho
>>768669820
Was traveling to another country, lost it with a girl I had been chatting for a couple months.
>>768669820
i stuck my pibblo into her vagiloo
Involuntarily
>>768669820
I fucked a 16 year old turboslut when I was 16.
Nutted in her, but god damn I got lucky it didn't stick.
>>768669869
/thread
>>768670259
How retarded, anon?
18
With a box of nails, gortex and a packet of matches.
me 12 she was 13 its was realy stressfull but I was da man that day :D
>>768672149
You already told this in another thread, and you are still a piece of shit.
>I'm so cool that I can't even pull my own chicks, so I have to fuck my buddy's girl
Wow, I bet it was the first and last time you fucked anything.
>be me 15
>just got done basketball game, heading home
>text known sloot, ask her to come over
>she does
>mom says cant have her in my room
>gayshit.png
>we go upstairs to "get my xbox" (360)
>start fingerbanging
>says i cant believe you're a virgin anon
>take her to my bathroom in my room
>sick bj
>knock down and break bathroom mirror
>fuckin glass everywhere
>she throws me on my bed and starts riding
>holy shit pussy feels great
>lost boner
>mom yells for us
Later fingered her in my living room by my whole family. Fucked a couple times since.
Be me
Be 18
In love with this chick from Brazil who doesn't reciprocate
Ask Brazil to prom as friends. No
Depressed
Have a shitty friend. Pick him up from his aunt's house.
Aunt has a daughter. Beautiful. Freshman.
He brings her out one night. We hit it off. She's gorgeous and feisty.
I ask her to prom. Yes.
I immediately forget about Brazil.
We go. Unfortunately I'm an alchy. Worried more about drinking.
We go to post-prom spot. As far as I get is sucking on her tits. She tells me to chill.
Night ends. Summer begins. Both pissed at each other. Three of my friends start throwing themselves at her.
I get back in game. Get serious. We get official.
She's a sophomore now. I'm a freshman in college.
First weekend of college we are at my mom's.
It's happening. I remember thinking "finally "
Nut quick.
Not a virgin anymore.
Blew the relationship with drinking.
Miss her to this day.
Fantasize about kidnapping her.
We are both married
>>768669820
I didn't
>>768669820
Honestly it is wise to wait to find someone to marry/spend your life with. But I think everyone should have sex at least once, otherwise you will be blinded by pussy and make dumb choices in life. Virgins always put it on a pedestal when in reality it isn't THAT big of a deal. I mean virtually anyone with working genitalia can fuck. So stop making a big deal about it virgins.
>>768669820
Cucked my best friend after he took the girl I was chasing, wasn’t worth it as that stupid whore had sex with everyone in our group and tore us all apart
>>768678617
If you let a girl tear your group apart you freaking deserve it. Bros before hoes man
>>768674469
In my town Stacey’s only fucked football players, college dudes, and drug dealers.
>>768673656
God I love weed and sex. One of the best combo's ever created.
When I first started smoking, I was dating this asian cutie that enjoyed smoking too. We got so high that when we were making out on the bed that we both thought we were fucking.
We we're fully clothed it just felt so fucking good. And then we took off our clothes and after 15 minutes I blew one of the biggest loads ever.
>>768669820
Does a dog count?
>>768669820
Sauce?
>16 years old
>Get a half assed blowjob from a girl I knew
>A lot of teeth because apparently I have a decent sized cock and she couldn't get her mouth entirely around it
>End up have to jerk myself off to finish
>Haven't been with a woman since
I'm 25 now. Can I still become a wizard since technically I haven't stuck my penor in vagoo
>>768671457
Anon, your post made me feel happy. Truly, a fine love story. I'm happy for you
>>768670257
>Tits + timestamp
>gtfo
Choose one
>>768673656
Can be. Me and her (we are still tougher) had sex often while completely high. Nope, max half an hour or so but not two hours. God I wish I could last that long again. Shit was cash.
>>768675072
m or f?
how old were you?
were you forced?
>>768673608
hookers in amsterdam are so damn sexy! I've been there with my friends so I didn't do anything, but I regret it so much
>>768674744
How in the actual fuck do Americans just get married at the drop of a hat? It’s nuts. You guys are always married so young as well. It would explain the high divorce rate.
>Be 18 making out with 17 year old gf on my bed
>Things get heated and start rub dick on her panties
>She's shy is being all innocent and shit
>I tell her I'm only going to stick the tip lmao
>Went full forced and she loved but my mom knocked on the door and could't bust my nut ;(
> I still fuck her every now and then even though she has new bf lol
>>768669820
>i think, i found a bug! or...?
>>768674744
how old were you when you got your first gf?
>/b/
>losing virginity
ha
>>768674935
How much did it cost to get to Thailand? Did you feel safe?
>>768670257
aight pics/timestamp or fuck off.
Fucked a girl from tinder. Bought some dessert wine and made brownies with her. She wore stockings and lingerie when we fucked. Was extra horny since she wore stockings. I ended up making her my gf lol
>>768670892
>ex gf really mad at me because I can get my dick now
so, working out at the gym made you gay? seems legit.
>>768669820
My dog like most healthy well adjusted normal people
>>768678617
"We call them bitches Yokos."
-Timeflies
Met up with a guy on Craigslist at his place
>>768669820
fucked my 12 y/o maid when i was 15 or so
>>768669820
Papa kronk
>>768679126
You have known the touch of a woman.
Therefore, your request for wizard status has been
> • ° • d e n i e d • ° • <
>>768679378
Thxfam!
Seriously tho, I want this story to give hope to those who might not have any. I'm 41 and my gf is 40.
If it can happen for me, it can happen for anyone.
>Me 16
>Gf 18
>Both virgins
>Just decided to do it one day
>Went deep in the woods to a pond
>Fucked on the shore
>Romantic as fuck
jokes on you, i didnt.
still waiting for my wife to let us consummate our marriage though. so theres hope.
I didn't lose it I gave it away.
And also clumsily.
>>768680547
Is she paranoid about her son walking in on you two?
Or does her bf just monopolize her time that much?
>>768680664
The Dawn Archers ascend tonight.
John has a long mustache.
The chair is against the wall.
>>768680667
i think shes more worried about her daughter. her son doesnt bother us.
at least her bf and i get along great.
>was at a birthday party for this guy
>hot chicks everywhere
>turns out the birtdaboy had a crush on one of em
>she wasnt interested
>turns out she was interested in me instead
>she follows me home after party
>the end
>>768672965
is this cp
>>768674307
Says who?
>>768681242
yes it is
>>768681367
really tho, how come people put cp in 50 kb files? like the sink and shit?
>15 working at Grandys in Fort Worth TX with chubby chick in her early 20s
>Flirting at work one night while closing. She offers me a ride in her 1978 Datsun 260Z. Only if she lets me drive
>more interest in the car so we drive for awhile until we end up in a park
>start making out.. Hands ll over each other in feeling up her huge tits that smell like fried chicken
Put hand in panties and thought she pissed herself she was so wet
>date a girl
>never fuck, eventually break up with her
>suddenly begs me to fuck her via text
>go to her house at like 3am (parents are super strict)
>she lets me in, get naked
>fatass.jpg
>couldn't figure how to get it in so she gets on top of me
>a few thrusts, she starts moaning
>cum almost immediately
>mfw i'm a 2 pump chump
>>768669820
>I've held onto mine for 40 long years
>Father Moldon Said I'm Still a virgin and he did does not count.
>>768678556
No it's not. What if they don't like sex, but you do? And vice versa? What if you can't get your sexual desires fulfilled?
Always gonna fuck never gonna marry
>>768681738
>held on
lets be real here, you havent had to hold on to shit
>>768669820
>be me
>be 17
>be 1997
>underage drinking with my cousin lol
>go down to beach
>3 sheets to the wind
>friends show up
>shy, 8/10 qtpi with them
>try not to sperg out
>doing pretty well so far
>trying not to scare her off
>trying not to ignore her either
>make some jokes
>ppl laugh
Anon, you're so funny, lol
>look at her when make joke
>she smiles, shy smile
>attractionsignals.png
>bodylanguage.wav
Hey Anon, you bring your guitar?
>no
>damn
>could've really wowed this group with pleb tier three-chord songs
Hey Anon, my aunt's guitar is in the cottage! Let's go get it.
>me and dorky cousin go into cottage to look for guitar
>upstairs in closet
>he's digging out the guitar case
>i hear massive rumble from outside
>oh fuck
>i know that sound
>fucking chad friend's truck
>must acquire guitar!
>STAT!
>yank guitar out of cousin's hand!
>run down stairs, out of cottage
>chad already saying hi, mixing with group
Cont'd
>Be me
>14 Alter Boy
>Catholic School
>Priest tells us not to get clothes dirty as it's a sin
>All 5 of us get undressed he tells us to take off underwear
>He then Donkey punchs all of us
>Merrily merrily life is like a stream.
>>768681843
>go sit on picnic table
>tune up guitar
>slight buzz keeps me out of sperg territory
>otherwise, might've run over to group shouting I PLAY GUITAR HURR DURR
>just get guitar in tune
>find capo in case
>snap it on to fretboard
>opening chords of wonderwall
>start singing
Todayyyyyy is gonna be the dayyyy that they're gonna throw it back to you!
>spare the group a glance
>one of my friends raises a beer in my general direction
By nowwwww you should've somehowww realized what you've got to do.
>group's convo starts to die down
>group gravitates toward me
>chad friend looks annoyed
>shy qtpi smiling, not in front of group, halfway hiding behind another girl
>seek out her eyes
>she smiles that shy smile again
>lock eyes with her
I don't believe that aaaaanybody.... feels the way I do... about you now
>her smile grows
>chad friend actually looks pissed now
>frown as he glances at shy qtpi
>she's not even his type
>but you know how chads are...
Cont'd
>>768681513
>>768681923
>life is like a stream
YOU HAD ONE JOB, FAGGOT!
>>768681937
yeah thanks faggot this is fake and gay
>>768681937
Back beeeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is-
PLAY SOME SKYNYRD!
>chad
>fucking. chad.
I'm suuure, you've heard it all beforrre, but you never really had a doubt
>qtpi smirking, glances at chad
I don't believe that aaaaanybody... feels the way I do...about you n-
FREEBIRD!
>fumble a chord
>chad starts chanting
FreeeeeeBIRD! FreeeeeeBIRD! FreeeeeeBIRD!
>pumps fists in air
>everyone is chanting freebird now
>even qtpi
>fuck
>stop playing wonderwall
I uh... I don't really know Freebird.
>know lyrics of course
>just don't know the chords
>chad has smug look on his face
>cigarette sticking out of his mouth
>walks over to picnic table hand outstretched
>there is no question
>hand him the guitar
>simply dumbfounded that he knows how to play it
>turns out he doesn't
>standing there, holding guitar awkwardly, just strums random discordant shit
I'm as freeeeeee as a birrrrrrrrrd now!
And this birrrrrd you cannot chaaaaaaaaaange!
>qtpi laughing the cutest laugh
>im now just a member of chad's audience
Cont'd
>>768681937
Didn't you post this yesterday? Pussy pussy something something?
>>768681596
>decide to go to cheap hotel. She pays and has to take the key back to the desk first
>Comes back to room and we rip each other's clothes off. She is kissing me and sucking all over my body
>Teeth all over my cock hurts so I grab condom out of my wallet
>she is wet and loose as I start pounding away and cum multiple times
>I'm way past curfew so I have to go when I notice condom is gone. Only a rubber ring left around the base of my cock
>I'm nervous as hell knowing I pumped multiple loads inside her
MFW next day I was covered with hickies. We fucked a few more times until I got my DL and a better job
I would fuck her again today if I could find her just for the memory of my first slam pig
>>768682038
>qtpi turns to me laughing
Isn't he funny?
>of course she thinks chad is funny
>everyone thinks chad is funny
>getting less buzzed by the second
So, hey... I have a song!
>everyone looks at me.
>even chad is surprised
>qtpi likes funny songs, eh?
>take guitar from chad
>start strumming something that sounds like pearl jam meets nine inch nails
>don't judge; it was 1997
>decide to wing it with some minor chords
We're no strangers to loooooooove.
You know the ruuuules... And So! Do Iiiiiiiiiii...
>nobody laughed
>qtpi had most disgusted look on her face
>nobody talked to me the rest of the night
>sat by myself
>drank heavily
>shy qtpi left with chad
>i passed out and slept on the beach
>woke up some time early morning
>ass really hurt
>dorky cousin admitted he was horny and fucked me
>tfw gay marriage is finally legal but marrying your cousin isn't
>>768670397
I'm pretty sure you fucked a dude man your a homo now
>>768682326
No way man! She had huge, round, basketball-like tits and very little facial hair.
I hope next time I see her, I'll actually be able to see her vagina. I've never seen one before except in pornographic and medical images and videos.
>>768682500
its like a dick but slightly smaller
>>768682546
Ah, okay. That's the part they call the clit, right?
I know most of the women in the pornography industry are the "idealized" type, so not all vaginas look like those.
Thank you for the valuable information!
>>768682801
its ok, glad to help
>>768678237
your whole family fingered her in your living room? nice man
>>768683277
>low-hanging fruit
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>>768683339
>had to
>>768669820
I was 19, met my gf on 4chn
>>768681751
Like I said, fuck but don't marry young. Make virgins try to find the love of their lives, putting pussy in the highest of priorities. Which is the exact way to NOT get married and not NOT get pussy.
I lost my virginity at the age of 15 with a guy I dated that was from a different school. I was the bottom in that specific relationship so I was getting fucked first, he was pretty gentle and used a generous amount of lube. He let me fuck him too, just at a later date when I was 16. I had my first girl at 20, I did date women before that but most couldn't get over the fact that I was bi, sex with her was a lot better than with a guy.
>>768670484
Same here the only difference was that we had sex at 13. We live together and now it’s sex everyday we come a long way since that first time
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>>768669820
a string of big tiddy goth girls back in 2003
>>768669820
With a friend of mine who's a total slut in the back of my 4runner when I was 17
>>768685417
>couldn't get over the fact that I was bi
I'm on the other side of that, myself. When my gf and I first started dating, she was concerned that I would have a problem with her having been with women before. I'm like why tf would I have a problem with that? lol
Glad you've found some open-minded chicks.
>>768685871
so i am "Din" and they, all they
>be 15
>ex from freshman year hits me up at 12 am
>she ask if she can come over
>sure why not
>she comes over
>we go up to my room
>smoke a bowl
>put on dave matthews band central park live cd
>chillin in bed with the black lights on high as kites
>start going at it
>I remember my one good luck wallet condom is down stares
>she says screw the condom
>fuck
>next morning show up to lacrosse game and brag about getting laid
with a girl that was 17 when I was 13. she was sadistic as hell and it was pretty fucked up. ruined my for every other relationship.
Be me, a qt 3.14 gril. Guys usually rate me 8.5/10 or higher. Have natural D tits ever since growing up with slim body, 5'8 and 115lbs. In choir 7th grade. It was after school and only 4 boys and me left. We snuck to the back of the bleachers and started showing each other our parts. The guys wanted to see my tits so i showed them. They touched it and started fondling me. Pretty soon i got wet and i started grabbin their mssive cock. I got gang banged by 4 boys. They all came inside my pussy and i was gushing it out. Next day we acted like nothing happened. Didnt happen again ever since.
Black friends tells me to drop what jam doing and go meet him up at the bus stop. (He used to a pimp back in the,he's like 60 now) long story short a prostitute asked him if he was interested he declined and told her about me, he hooked me up with her and she fucked me for free because she was into virgins and it turned her on we fucked in abandoned house and burned down property.I was 21 she was 25
>>768674320
>5'8
fucking manlet lamo post
>>768685979
I too have seen him. They always.
>>768669820
I can never imagine being this close with someone. The thought of feeling all the warmth from her soft skin and the heat of her breath as she looks at me freaks me out tbh.
I'll jack off to it, but I can't even imagine myself feeling comfortable enough to be okay with this. There's something wrong with me /b/ros.
>>768670359
I lost mine with a 24 y.o when I was 16, because I always looked older and my tinder was set up as 18. Duh.
>>768669875
I got a hooker at 30.
>>768669820
When your dad stole it with his vagina
>>768669820
It’s a long ass story, but basically I hooked up with my high school ex who was/is still dating a former friend of mine
>>768686127
Is this just the plot of a porn video you watched last night
>>768687326
I doubt she’d feel the same way lol
>>768687326
What a supreme gentleman
>>768687326
My wife doesn't even know about this one.
> be 17yo me
> 1994
> senior year hs is almost here, last summer party
> girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten
> one of the few nice older kids
> see her at the party
> she sees me and gets all huggy
> i have one beer
> she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20
> she sticks to me like glue
> never had female attention like this before
> she starts to get really wobbly
> still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her
> decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her
> maybe just paranoia
> convince her to sit and talk in my car
> she passes out
> nobody really paying attention to us for awhile
> the jocks have found other targets
> take her back to my house
> sneak into house by myself
> make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark
> good dog
> go back out to car
> don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up
> over my shoulder, get her in house
> carry her upstairs
> lay her on my bed
> she looks so peaceful, innocent
> realize she is out
> she won't remember anything
> i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul
> and my pants
> i reach out
> vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand
> remember that shit is overdue
> sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster
> drop it in the night dropoff box
> as soon as door slams shut i realize
> i never rewound it.
God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy fuck. I feel like a fucking monster.
>>768687470
*sigh*
...yeah.
>>768669820
we are all virgins, no such thing as whamenz on the internet.
>>768688241
>2018
>forgetting about boipucci
oh, thats a funny story.
i didn't
>>768674931
Hiro's selling our data, so you'd bet they will.
First love, lucky me
>>768669820
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>768669820
Worked with a girl at McDonald's, was drunk at a friend's house and she hit me up. Told her to come over. Several friends passed out in the room, fucked her for hours on the nasty carpet. Sun came up, she left. Had been trying to convince my gf for a year before that (Xian), ended up getting with her like 2 weeks later finally and busted fast af that time idk why
Sexual abuse from my grandma RIP
>>768669820
Mary long?
>>768669820
Fucked my girlfriend on homecoming night
Girlfriend gets frisky and we decided to have sex on my brother's bed since he wasnt home since it was away from where my family was
>>768669820
With my boyfriend
Drunk in a tent when i was 11 with a 13 year old girl
To the mom of a girl who went to the same highschool as me. Just approximately half an hour before her boyfriend fucked me while she cheered him to breed me.I was a fucked up kid.
I invited a feminist to a hot tub party in college.
>>768669869
By inserting my penis into his girlfriend's vagina
I lightly raped my first girlfriend. She thought we were making love, but I knew better. We were 17.
Pic unrelated
> sisters friend is Jessica
> she is also a neighbor who lives on the other side of the block
> Real Tomboy, shoulder length hair tied in a ponytail 90% of the time, also in good shape
> 7/10 and nearest attractive girl to me
> be 16
> she's 18
> she is on a bicycle
> parents took her ride
> seeing if my older sister is home
> nope she is working
> Mom and dad home?
> Nope just me.
> hmmm...
> want to hang out anon?
> sure
> play old school Super Nintendo
> then she just says it
> so you ever kissed a girl
> pokerface.jpg
> noooo.....
> we start kissing
> well that's nice. What else?
> her top is off then bra nice
> get to feel tits
> she is stroking my dick
> oh damn
> pants off, panties off
> get to lick her pussy
> and we just start banging
> luckily earlier that day I rubbed one out
> had the stamina to go and go before my next nut
> fuck for about an hour
> Jessica is too exhausted to continue
> I never got to nut
> she knows
> starts blowing me
> nut after only a few mins
> put cloths on and she depart not long after
> this happens 9 more times in my life with Jessica
Of course one day I over hear Jessica's mom and my mom talking shop about Jessica. Turns out she had a pretty active sex life. Was caught watching porn a few times, dirty mags, sex toys, then fucking a few boys on the side. Disappointing to know your first sex was just someone else side dick. But still I had a little crush on her growing up.
>>768679605
>>768679605
Insecurity!
Also I married the first one to get more money from the military. The second one, I was going to go back into the military (dodged that bullet, got my IT certs instead).
The third one I actually love and enjoy having sex with.
>>768669820
Left it on a bus, no-one handed it in
>>768669820
At a party my parent's were throwing that turned into an orgy. I was supposed to stay in my room but this woman who was a friend of my dad's wandered into my room drunk as shit and molested me. Shit was pretty cash.
My step-sister and it was awful.
When i was 17 with my 17 year old virgin girlfriend we waited 3 months. it was fun and we both enjoyed
3 years later now still together with great sex
In a goddamn tree house
>>768692008
Who walked in on who masturbating?
I actually lost my virginity to my best friends friend. We were smoking pot at the beach and my friend was making out with his girlfriend and me and the other girl went for it too. We ended renting a motel room and fucked for quite a while. She had a boyfriend to which she is now married. They had a baby and it kinda looks like me lol I always thought it was mine.
Raped by my autistic neighbour
>>768691973
Greentext that shit anon
a 35 year old mom stole it from me.
back in 1998 we didnt call them cougars or milfs. they were just horny older women. She even drove me back home afterwards.
good times.
>>768672443
Blur had it right then.
>be me
>incel
>kiss a girl
>tfw she tries to kill herself 3 days later
>>768682252
maaan... the ending was real stuff
In a bath tub
>>768693036
It's a modified copypasta from yesterday with a forced meme of me horny me horny me want pussy in the lyrics.
Cousin rape ending is new.
>>768669820
>>768669820
>How did you lose your virginity?
by putting my penis in a vagina.
I could lose it any time I want because there's a girl crazy about me but she's got hpv and I suspect syphilis so I don't wanna.
>>768692793
Im not going to green text it but my parents were throwing a party and everyone is drinking Im 14 and I'm playing trivial pursuit with some other kids. Shit starts to get weird and my dad tells me its time to go to bed and not to leave my room or I get beat. On the way to my room I see people fucking and realize what's going on so I just put on a record and put my headphones on and start reading A book. A while later my door creaks open and some lady wearing a tube top and underpants staggers in and sits it my bed and asks what I'm reading. I get a boner she notices it and makes some funny "what is this? Wink wink" comment. Then next thing I know I'm a man and she staggers out of my room.
>>768669820
I lost my virginity at age 21 to a girl I was very much in love with. It was a night of unbridled passion. We made love. We fucked. we licked every inch of each other. We consumed and embraced each other as only young lovers can. We ran the gamut. Truly, I would not change a thing.
I'll assume I'm the only girl here.
When I was 16, I lived in Mexico (which is where I'm from.) I met an American exchange student living with my best friend, but we didn't hook up till I was 17.
