I need help
I got a fat chick pregnant. I want kids but not with a hambeast. It was just supposed to be fun
>>768669443
that's how 90% of first born children are conceived.
you've done your part.
>>768669611
Yeah it's gonna be the first grandkid on her side. I mean, she's cute in the face but she's seriously huge
I mean like 6' and 300lbs
was it fun?
>>768670156
Oh fuck yes. You can pound on an amazonian chick for hours
Maybe give it a chance and see where it goes then
Sometimes bigger women will be much more supportive and dedicated to you because they appreciate you more.
>>768669443
>I got a fat chick pregnant.
You thought with your dick and now you're fucked, badly fucked. Pray she miscarries. I'm sure she's not going to get an abortion.
Tell her you are worried about her health and your kids health
If things don't work out with her just make sure your influence on your kid includes a healthy lifestyle.
>>768669443
Shoulda thought about that before you dumped a load in her.
>>768670466
This is true...
You can talk about "options" (code work for abortions though breach this topic as gently as possible, probably best for you to pony up a couple hundred now than be on the hook for 18 years of child support).
And be seriously careful that she doesn't overfeed your kid to the point that they'll be obese and have food control problems their whole life. Maybe consider very politely asking the girl to join you in the gym and helping her make more sensible life choices. You don't want your kid to be a hamplanet like their mother.
I think probably this biggest issue is that he is worried how having a kid with a fat chick reflects on him
Fat chicks don't give up on childbirth as easily.
Who else is gonna put one in there.
Your choices are as follows:
1) Man up, figure out that if she's a good person and would make a good mother then it really wouldn't be that bad. You're probably more afraid of being a father.
2) Prepare meals for her over the course of the next few months.
Spike the food with something that would neutralise the unborn child.
Break up with her after the miscarriage and claim that the trauma was too much.
OK. So here's some advice. Don't sign shit. If you go to the hospital with her for delivery, don't sign shit. Some states will make you the father regardless of paternity if you sign you are the father. Don't sign shit. Get a paternity test done, and depending on results make your next decision
Two words, Falcon Punch. It will solve your problem.
I kind of feel like I shouldn't have to say this but don't poison her or her baby.
>>768670730
That and I'll be tethered to her in some way for the rest of my life
>>768670976
>I kind of feel like I shouldn't have to say this but don't poison her or her baby.
There's a new banner for /b/
>>768670878
Option two here, Mercury is a good one for causing a miscarriage.
>>768670878
But what would you spike her food with?
>>768671082
Where do you get that?
>>768669443
M8 what are we supposed to do?
Here's some advice:
Be the best father you can be, introduce your kid to sports, get the eating right and teach them about art, literature and girls.
Have fun.
>>768670976
But it works. You feel like Op should have to pay 18 years of child support if she doesn't abort it. Men get fucked if a woman keeps a kid. If they decide to keep it you pay, they hold the decision on if your fuck.
They can choose to give up parental rights, men don't get that option.
So poision the bitch.
>>768671175
Any old school thermometer
>>768669443
Chances are that your kids will be fatties too. Good luck OP!
>>768671175
Nigger you have Google at your finger tips and can't lookup household items with mercury
how 'into' you is she.
right now she holds the cards.
however, you can play into her emotional state if by convincing her that, while you care deeply for her (pussy) you don't feel ready to become a father. ALWAYS make it seem like it's for you BOTH. not just you freaking out. Tell her you want to explore the relationship first, go on vacations etc. before settling down with her. then smash a few times once deed is done, and bail.
alternatively, if she is actually fun, fuck it.. big chicks can be aight.
>>768671880
She texts me 8-10 times a day whether I text back or not
>>768671957
perfect.
Yeah, if this is real and not bait. Ask her to meet up. make yourself seem nervous/concerned. Let her take control emotionally by comforting you, so her 'cards' over you go from being pregnant, to being your emotional stability. Tell her you care for her but you didn't expect this to happen quickly, and that you had hoped you could explore the world and each other more first before something like this happened.
it's a bit of a dick move, but eh, it's also a dick move that women get to take half your pay check when they get knocked up so.
>>768671957
OP do what people are suggesting and cook for her and feed her shit to cause a miscarriage then break up.
>>768670083
Abandon.
Then when the kid grows to be a professional athlete, you can have that awkward moment where you go to a game on Father's day and say, "I'm your Dad" and he'll call notify security to have them escort your deadbeat black ass out of the arena.
>>768671243
Yes I feel like he should pay support for his child if she decides to have it. His choice not to be fucked happens before sex. He chose to cum in her putting all the cards in her hands.
>>768672211
you have no idea how the real world works or are some incel/ perma virgin.
>>768672114
Dis gon be gud
>>768672272
You need to learn how to take responsibility and be a man. You a boy.
>>768672356
Birth control is a relatively new component of MILLIONS of years of evolution, in which every fibre of our genetic make up wants us to pump our shit into women and make them have children.. It's also new that society deems said NATURAL urge to cuck a man for life for following through with this urge.
The second the pill comes out for men is the second women everywhere bitch out and throw a fit, just you wait.
So it is our genetic makeup that makes us want to have as many kids as possible but just not take care of them...
>>768672625
A man has all of 20 minutes in the baby making process, if the woman is lucky
It's a man's prerogative to make as many babies as possible since we have so little invested in the process. It's a woman's prerogative to be as selective as possible since they have almost a year tied up in just one baby
>>768672625
No, it's your genetic make up that wants you to have sex/ejaculate. the process of regretting it comes for post-ejaculation and less- than desirable mates. OP had a moment of weakness, and should own up to it, sure.. but this thread is about him getting out of it.
>>768669443
HEHHH-HEEHHH.
>>768672683
Nah this thread is about us laughing at his problem
How much does she know about you?
Can you bail and start over in a different state?
>>768672682
This
Breed and bail.
>>768672892
The real question is has she told everyone she is pregnant...once that happens the chance of an abortion go down to practically nothing.
>>768669443
I'm sorry man. Have you ever assumed that it's not yours though? If she fucked you, she fucked me and Tommy down the road too.
If you can't bail or get her to abort it, you better fucking get a DNA test.
>>768672947
That is true in all animals except humans. Woman make concessions just as men do...
>>768669443
>>768669611
Can confirm. I did this.
>>768672956
Even if she doesn't abort. oP has been told of options that will cause a miscarriage. Who needs abortion when there are many household chemicals that will solve the problem, OP just has to hide them in food and his girl is a hamplanet so no problem there
>>768673139
How did it work out for you?
>>768673187
How many of your kids have you aborted?
>>768670878
>Spike the food with something that would neutralise the unborn child
Nigger i got an infographic about herbs and shit that do it. All legal easily obtainable shit like rosemary or something. Searching for you op. Will report back
>>768673387
what if he ends up with having to pay child support for a tarded baby
>>768673460
It's something like herbs that induce labor at high amounts = miscarriage or midget kid cause born at 3months
Don't know with a shot. Think i had a different one i have thousands of images to pour through
>>768673353
Three, one with a falcon punch. One was the best $500 I ever spent in my life. And the last one was household chemicals laced in food
>>768669443
That’s what you get for fucking a land whale for your weird, buried, sad fetish. Have fun pretending you love her or paying child support for the rest of your life, you fucking autist.
>>768673739
incel detected lmao
You guys are idiots if you think you can cause a miscarriage this way.
If shes excited about the baby then she will have already poured all over google learning everything she can.
>>768670470
Feed her antifreeze
>>768669443
Tell her you are sterile and it can't be yours. If she's fucking you , she is fucking others as well.
