I am God. Ask me anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am God. Ask me anything.
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>>768661061
Could you create a rock so heavy that you yourself could not lift it?
>>768661214
I can do it without creating a paradox.
>>768661061
Are traps gay?
>>768661061
What is your favorite furniture ?
>>768661265
No.
When will you smite the anti christ jew?
>>768661304
When you reinstate the death penalty.
>>768661348
Cant do, they have control of our govt.
>>768661573
Conflictive. Have you perhaps tried the underground?
When's the last time I have my heart broken and how often do I get to see a woman in person then?
>>768661679
If I tell you before time then you will not fulfill the purpose of your life.
>>768661061
What time is it?
>>768661755
It's four twenty.
>>768661061
Why?
>>768661886
I needed to get something done and this was the only way.
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>>768661061
Fuck you and Lucy both.
>>768662191
u mad bro?
why did you make life so boring, did you get to the end and think “this is shitty maybe adding sex will fix it”
>>768662296
You are here to do a job and not to have fun.
>>768661061
Are you gay god?
>>768662329
No.
>>768662362
But does your momma know you're gay
Why are kids so damn sexy?
>>768662397
Not into you even if I was.
>>768662416
Because you are wrong.
>>768662191
Whos Lucy
>>768662428
Meh, women, animals. Everyone wants a piece of me, I'm the SEX GOD
>>768661061
Do you have a penis?
>>768661061
Let me win in Euromillions today. I will make this planet a better place.
>>768662320
And what job is that? You’re a serious cunt, you have all mighty power yet you make us do shit until we die.
Why did you make me this way
>>768662474
lucifer.
The little shit that started this shit storm.
>>768661061
ARE TRAPS GAY?
>>768662504
If you say so, chief.
>>768662509
Maybe. Who wants to know?
>>768662515
If you could be trusted you would already have had the means.
>>768662576
You had all the means to avoid it.
>>768662588
Word.
>>768662618
No!
>>768662588
>>768662622
Lucy and Goddy dubs.
>>768662551
He is an asshole.
Made a planet where life eats life to survive, and called it good. Couldn't get his sons name right or his birth city. Expects us to pick from at least 7 shitty religious (All but 2 wrong) groups and to sing his praises.
Fuck him.
>>768662654
Like hell I did.
>>768662692
Check 'em.
>>768662720
You were supposed to invent your own.
Do I do it or nah?
>>768662751
Maybe your mission is to find the cure.
>>768662789
My own what?
Church?
Fuck you very much.
I would not sell your shit for gold.
The joke you have in store for your children is cruel beyond measure.
As I said fuck you and lucy both.
>>768662914
No, that's your work, it's even in the Bible that women ruin everything.
Where the fuck is Kingdom Hearts 3?
>>768663505
The developers lost happiness in life.
what´s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
why
>>768663750
11 meters per second.
>>768663793
I started and you continued.
>>768661710
How often do I propose a life of ritual between now and then and can I presumably find out when that ritual ends conclusively? Feels like a I'm a mock trial happening over and over again.
>>768663933
Then you must be innocent.
>>768661061
why?
>>768664040
Stop asking completely logical questions.
>>768664115
answer the question or you are a phony
>>768664311
I was lonely.
Also someone needs to find the anti-gravitron, because that is the whole point of this simulation.
