Calling all ukfags
Flying to the uk today, gimme suggestings on thing to eat, see,visit, experience
>>768658206
Might be an idea to tell us where you're flying to wanker
Hijack the plane and fly it into big ben
>>768658275
England first, then scotland, then wales
Wanker
>>768658318
Do some English stuff
Then do some Scottish stuff
Then do some Welsh stuff
Quite hard to give recommendations with that info
>>768658206
you'll want to go to:
England
Scotland
then Wales
>>768658206
Make fun of the police and go to the gulag.
Where are you going to be in England, Scotland and Wales?
> nobjockey
>>768658206
eat this, OP.
guiness, steak and mushroom pie,
THE BEST.
Full English breakfast is a must, then go the pub and have a few pints with the lads, when you're pissed enough to go the local kebab shop and ask abdul for one of his finest donner kebabs.
>>768658206
Go to Camden in London, especially the stables. Loads of places to eat and drink, then go down to and a good atmosphere
>>768658206
Just go to Cambridgeshire its probably the nicest place
>>768658206
Don't limit yourself to the south. I heartily recommend you visit Malham, York, Edinburgh, etc.
If you're an American you'll realise pretty quick that our food's just as shit as yours. Try out as many pasties as you can. Go in shitty fast food joints like chicken places and have some chicken. On Sunday to into a pub and have a Sunday roast. Try a full English in a cafe.
Oh and use our trains.
>>768658932
i wouldnt go for kebaps,
would go for indian food.
i'd say it's the best you get outside of india.
>>768659005
MADCHESTER!
>>768659005
OH I forgot to mention. It's prime night-sky viewing in most parts of the world, so if you do go to Malham, make sure it's on a night with no moon. You'll see the entire fuckin milky way bro.
>>768659014
Disagree. Malaysian Indian food FTW
>>768659037
>>768659005
Yes, Manchester and Liverpool are worth checking out too. Fuck, when you get off in Liverpool it's like you're in a different country. No idea how those cunts ended up sounding like they do.
Parhhkkk in the hkkarr parrhhkkhh
Why is the UK such a dump?
>>768659189
Lots of reasons. We're not ashamed to admit it, but at least we have culture. You got calzones, slavery and Hollywood. good lookin out bro.
>>768659098
my racism ends with food.
i dont give a fuck where a dish is from as long as it tastes good.
>>768659230
>B-b-bit muh f-freedums
>>768659005
Yeah ill do york and edinburgh
Trains are on the plan as well.
Not american
>>768659048
Noted
>>768659147
Going to liverpool
>>768658932
Will do
>>768659147
>Manchester
Isn't that the worst dump in the UK like Detroit or something?
>>768659147
those two cities gave the world so much great music
If you're in Wales climb a little mountain. Pen Y Fan is near Cardiff, it's a pretty easy walk up there and you'll see views across the most of South Wales.
Then go from there to a pub to get a pint and a roast!
>>768658206
Go to a free house, it's a pub with crafted local real ales not that Greene king bullssheit
>>768658206
>not going to Australia instead
Fine, fuck off cunt
eat tripe and jellied eels
visit Birmingham
experience unemployment
then fuck off back where you came from
>>768659452
Funnily enough I'm pretty sure it's west yorkshire where I live. He'll be fine, no one starts shit unless it's a weekend and they're drunk.
>>768658206
Go punting on a sunny day
>>768658206
You should try the Muslim cock. It's a staple of the British diet.
>>768659486
jellied eels? you like that shit? you sick son of a bitch
>>768659652
you think I like Birmingham, tripe and unemployment too?
>>768659486
>>768659652
Looks fucking disgusting
>>768658318
Where about in England? What airport?
>>768659648
Kek'd
>>768659712
that's the fucking point you dull son of a bitch
>>768659678
what's wrong with a hearty bit of unemployment and the sound of 800 mosques ringing out on a friday?
(hint: do not go to birmingham, it is literally Karachi, as is bradford)
>>768659782
Fuck you sarcastic bitch
>>768658585
>Do some English stuff
Get drunk, start a fight
>Then do some Scottish stuff
Get drunk, start a fight
>Then do some Welsh stuff
Get drunk, shag a sheep, then start a fight
>>768659905
>>768659745
Heathrow
>>768659147
I live in liverpool and downtown is great. Theres a few record places and matthew street is there too if you like the Beatles
Try all the British traditions. Wear a turbine, make sure your gf is covered head to toe like a ninja, own a corner shop, pray 3 times a day on your knees.
Head to Wales, bang a sheep.
In Scotland compliment the fellas on their very lovely skirts
>>768659905
>Get drunk, start a fight
totally up for this right now
>>768660403
>liverpool
>>768660415
>Wear a turbine
>a turbine
>turbine
>>768660415
>turbine
>>768660435
Doesn't cancel out everything liverpool has done
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool#Inventions_and_innovations
>>768660457
maybe he meant "invent the turbine"
>>768658206
GO TO SPOONS
>>768660487
oh yeah, go to a city because it's full of fat ugly munters and revel in the knowledge that they had the first lifeboat station, let's do that right fucking now
>>768660509
fuck yeah spooons
have a cockney knees-up round the old joanna, listen to Chans and Dave, apply for a council house then steal a car
>>768660558
First thing I did in every British city was google my nearest spoons mate.
Was my lifeblood while there.
>>768658206
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>>768660660
that's the one in Leeds, fucking scum city that is
>>768658206
That depends
there are 4 countries in the uk you retard
>>768658318
That still depends. WHERE in scotland are you going to? Glasgow? Edinburgh?
>>768660545
You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss a very historic city. I'm not a scouse but it's full of wonderful people, but like any city of course there are cunts.
It has a great sports history too. If you like football you can't go wrong with one of the most prolific, exciting teams in the entire world.
>>768660748
Edimburgh
>>768660718
I don't mind any of the cities over there really.
I'd say my favourite were likely Edinburgh, Brighton, Bath, and maybe it doesn't count, but I had fun on Guernsey.
Fuck me do I ever miss spoons though..
>>768660753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv69ywfWjfs
case in point.
>>768660545
Where are you from, anon?
>>768660415
>>768661066
upvoted this
>>768661066
10/10
its funny how fucked the torture and executions used to be in the uk and now they dont do shit....
>>768661377
o wait they turned the torture from physical to mental with music and culture..
>>768658206
Sit in hotel room, wank to anime.
>>768661377
Glad im too young to experience that shit.... bullet dodged
>>768661513
yeah we were better getting involved in the cold war with two impotent cunts than having fun and doing drugs.
not.
like america in the 40s and 50s, all they cared about was jazz and swing.. and drugs.
shit in your hands and rub it on your chest
Make sure you can't defend yourself from mudslimes if you want to fit in.
>>768659467
Here comes the wise man, chained to a ten ton plough
>>768661669
Non-Hispanic US white births now the minority in US
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18100457
What will a white-minority US look like?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18108845
>>768658206
Head to the west Midlands bro
Birmingham city centre for Selfridges building etc
At night give alum rock a visit you won't be sorry
well i do like their beer... too bad these are illegal now
>>768661930
you mad whiteboi?
can i get a kebab
>>768660415
Wear a turbine
A turbine
Turbine
>>768662185
went in too deep after chips. needed more of a ramp up.
>>768662185
>the original
>>768661930
Ethnicity in America 100% correlates with the rape and acid attack numbers the refugees are upping in the UK. You go to jail if you get upset about it too that's lame.
>>768662349
[citation needed]
>>768662185
accurate
>>768658206
fuck off back home
>>768662377
Nice dubs, obvious sarcasm I thought was obvious
what was the social impact that was so negative? had to go and change things didnt yas?
>>768662349
>pulling statistics of fucking nowhere
>>768662349
acid attacks and refugees actually have very little in common. they're usually carried out by gangs or as hate crimes. cool story though.
>>768659377
Book train tickets in advance (thetrainline) or they're stupidly expensive. If going from York to Edinburgh, stop for a few hours in Durham.
What else do you need to know?
>>768658206
Use Adultwork. Have had hours of fun with girls from there.
Make sure to visit Newcastle before you get to Scotland
>>768663038
>Newcastle
what a fucking shithole that town is
>>768663098
>calling Newcastle a town
>are you even English you cunt
>>768663098
Shandy drinking bastard
>>768658206
Haggis, black pudding, dumpling, neeps & tatties in scotland. Don't buy the shit tier pub/restaurant shit, go to a butcher and get the right stuff, fry it yourself.
>>768663232
wtf? if a pub is shit, that's not literally all pubs you bellend.
Don't go to Liverpool you'll get pickpocketed in like 2 seconds, Birmingham and Bradford are like Mecca, Manchester in the city centre is alright but outside is just white cunts and Asian cunts.
London is a shithole.
Newcastle is full of inbreds.
>>768663349
>how to buy into stereotypes, 3rd edition, 2018
go to possil park in glasgow and ask everyone you see in a tracksuit for a smoke
>>768663384
There's a reason they exist
>>768658905
Make sure it's PUKKAS
>>768662185
>>768662330
This gets me everytime.
I am a britfag, can confirm.
go to huddersfield
>>768663539
what the fucks he gonna do in huddersfield? go to the cinema?
>>768663319
>Name one pub that doesn't sell shit tier food and post pics to prove it.
VISIT VEGAS OF THE NORTH
BLACKPOOL BABY
VIVA LA BLACKPOOL
>>768663575
I'm not doxxing myself but my gran owns a pub and her food might as well be intercourse. You need someone who knows how to cook.
>>768663624
how do you know what intercourse with your nan is like ???
>>768663561
go shopping?
>>768663651
We all do. Everyone in England's had his nan :-)
>>768663624
Maybe she can cook, but is she going to give a fuck about a fat americunt who wants to experience
>Muh typical scottish haggis neeps & tatties please.
Don't pretend she doesn't put more effort in for some people than others.
>>768663651
>>768663741
Nans are second mums to us northern boys. Tfw I'll cry harder when my nan dies than anyone else.
>>768663743
Mate, she puts up with drunk cunts on the daily. She'd be thrilled to entertain a guest. Do you know what hospitality is?
>>768663624
>>768663743
Besides, he's probably not going to your grans pub and if he did, wouldn't you be a little weirded out?
>>768663539
are you for real anon wtf he want to go to that shithole for ?
>>768663561
quality reply
visit SKEG-VEGAS and ride the Pepsi max
Visit Flamingo land
then go shopping and pound land and primark
after go to an outside market and grab a bargain
then have a full English breakfast
SORTED
>>768663783
I've never experienced it no.
Your gran is the exception mate, pub food is literal shit everywhere else.
>>768658206
you should get raped by a muslim immigrant then get acid thrown in your face for having sex outside of marriage while youre there, good luck
>>768663879
legit, I wouldn't even recommend Halifax. there's all of 1 building worth a damn, and a cinema. I'm all for being proud and shit but damn west yorkshire's a hole for the most part.
>>768663916
fucking love it
I QUE UP FOR THAT SHIT
>>768663909
I took my American friend to a great pub in York just by the Cathedral and roman walls. He still talks about it from time to time, and they were super lovely to him.
Also sent him home with more home made york candies than he could ever want to eat. Shit was cash.
If you're heading to Liverpool, Bold Street is worth checking out. There are some awesome places to eat and drink around there.
The Baltic Triangle is decent but becoming a bit more popular now and is also a bit of a trek out of town.
You'll have no problems in Liverpool, it's so much nicer than Manchester!
If you're heading to Wales, anywhere around Betws y Coed is good. Plenty to do if you like ourdoorsy stuff too.
>>768664026
you're a bunch of pub happy motherfuckers
you live your life like you're Andy Capp
>>768664263
After walking up all those stairs, 2 pints and sausage and mash was required
>>768663187
It IS a town, I lived there for four years. It's nowhere near big enough or important enough to be called a city.
>>768664177
>if you like ourdoorsy stuff
Fun British sports such as
>van dodging
>stabby-stabbers parkour challenge
>smokity-face meltie-wibbles a/k/a the acid game
>Explode-A-Paki
>>768663349
>Don't go to Liverpool you'll get pickpocketed
or Purple Aki will feel your muscles. And that's even worse.
>>768664445
Supposedly he's had his ban lifted recently, although it's mainly Widnes he hangs around.
>>768664432
I mean it's literally a city, but we can roleplay if you want. I'll be the mayor and you'll be the angry football mum demanding to be taken seriously. Optional fucking.
>>768661917
let me put you in the picture,
let me show you what i mean...
cheers lad, to our music taste that no one else seems to care about
>>768658206
>>768665333
>>768665444
those fookin digits.
checked!
>>768658206
Get yourself some yorkshire herbs sausages.
go to blackpool & imagine you are in a post apocalyptic theme park
>>768658206
>suggestings on
>eat: Kebab
>see,visit: Mosque experience
>>768658206
Sign this petition before you go to the UK to make it safer.
