What are /b/'s thoughts on ASMR?
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What are /b/'s thoughts on ASMR?
>>768657336
its great and i love it (in a nonsexual way)
>>768657370
what if I love it in a sexual way?
>>768657336
Its irritating, not relaxing.
I can't listen to it for more than 10 seconds.
As a fad, I think its kinda dumb, but I don't hate it or anything.
Not as bad as the ice bucket challenge, that was stupid as hell.
>>768657492
Not really a fad if it's been around for multiple years now and only grow in popularity.
>>768657427
then thats kinda weird as most of it isnt sexual in any way
i dont really get why some people get off on it
>>768657580
Trend then.
Whatever.
>>768657492
>its a fad
>been around for multiple years
pick one
>>768657634
If it exists somewhere in the world someone is jerking off to it.
>>768657702
i mean yeah ive been on the internet long enough to know this i just dont get it personally
I get that its a weird sensation at the doctors when some random has to touch you and people might get a kick out of it.
Trying to recreate that on the internet by whispering into a microphone is sad.
>>768657810
I'm sad
>>768657810
i have insomnia and it helps me fall asleep so it can be sad all it wants to be i dont care
>>768657336
It can be really relaxing, especially before falling asleep. But it can also make me horny, especially when she blows air in my ears or pitting her fingers/toung in my ears. I believe that this is so sexy for me because I had a gf who loved eating my ears out and thus sounds like that.
>>768657336
i like non sexual asmr. it gets a bit weird if theirs ear licking or just licking in general.It helps me focus and relax..
just tried watching some for the first time ever and it seems totally bogus to me.
>>768658103
that means you're gay
I enjoy bikini haul videos more
>>768657731
I'm jerking off to that concept right now
>>768658150
Your peepee is little
>>768657634
There's a porn website for ASMR porn.
>>768658017
Hold on. She ate out your ears?
>>768657336
Can’t sleep without it tbh. Not a big fan of talking, mouth sound ones. I like hair brushing, fabric scratching, tapping on random stuff ones
>>768657810
It's not just about listening to a microphone, a lot of them will roleplay whole experiences.
>>768658050
Every asmr create that makes licking videos knows exactly what they're doing.
>>768658177
ASMR Bella comes to mind ;)
>>768657336
Good way to make money I guess
>>768658167
Finger pointing seems to work
>>768658017
Best feeling ever, especially if she really knows how to tease. Or if her lips are really soft she can get me off just by kissing them. >>768658198
>>768657336
if you want to spend 30 minutes staring at a pretty face and some cleavage, then just admit it.
don't hide behind some fake "it gives me tingles" bullshit.
It's pathetic
>>768658646
aren't we all though
I think people like to pretend it's not sexual, but how many of you frequent asmr people listen to guys videos where they're talking?
I bet very few of you. When women are whispering in your ear, or you hear a foreign accent whisper, admit it you faggots you get a lil chub and I bet you've paused and gone for a wank more times than you care to admit.
It's not always sexual, but sometimes you can tell when a girl is clearly trying to keep guys around with provocative thumbnails and sexual breathing and shit. Asmr overall is great. Thots do thot things, and nonthots do nonthot things. End result is tingles.
>>768658715
no we are not
>>768658826
are you sure
>>768658265
good christ it's like aella cloned herself but it went awry. I miss that woman.
>>768658836
stop projecting your insecurities on to others.
>>768658968
Don't deny who you really are
>>768658533
I don't like the female asmartists cause they seem like attention whores, I just want my damn tingles,
The ones where they just play a game of solitaire are really good
>>768659141
Women? Attention whores? No.. say it ain't so.
>>768657336
I didn't know what ASMR was until i saw this thread and looked it up. I still don't get it, is it for autists?
>>768657336
i watch the videos of someone walking around a city.
no talking.
no obnoxious vlogger on camera blabbing about bullshit.
just 10-30 minutes of ambient city sounds.
example: youtu.be/rAeN7TdGq4o
example: youtu.be/gbctkwq0zmM
Sucks to your ASMR, fatty...
>>768659263
nearly everything on youtube is for autists
>>768658533
>a pretty face and some cleavage
why would someone bother with this if they're not naked?
>>768659263
I think there's some merit to asmr. But if you're looking from the outside in, holy goddamn shit it's autistic.
It started I wanna say like 8 years ago? You had to be around I think, to understand why it's weird in a good way.
>>768658789
eh, you're half right. I do only listen to asmr vids with women in them, but it doesn't quite arouse me sexually. it's more just pretending for 10-20 mins that a cute girl is paying attention to me. my favorite videos are the shave roleplays, which don't come with the provocative thumbnails or sexual breathing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vadOmoyGeHQ
>>768657336
asmr is the result of raising kids to be faggots
>>768659541
but you are also a faggot
>>768659633
no you only want to feel like less of a faggot for liking asmr but you cannot be less of a faggot if you tried
>>768658177
what is it?
>>768659263
It's as much for autists as this website is.
>>768659474
right, so you have memories of being at the hair dressers and having them wash your hair and use the buzzer on the back of your neck.
why not just.. go to a woman's hairdressers. you know how happy they are to cut guys hair?
>>768659656
am totally a faggot, but you are also a faggot. You're the one trying to feel superior.
>>768658789
I do. MassageASMR is one of the best out there. I'll admit that some asmr is really sexual, but most definitely isn't.
>>768659726
So the answer is yes.
>>768659776
there's no way you'd let a guy whisper in your ears in person. it's sexual.
>>768659263
More for the extreme autists, the ones sitting in a corner rocking back and forth clapping with one hand and repeating the same shit over and over...
>>768659309
Thanks for this, man. This is what I've been looking for. For some reason every ASMR content creator seems to think they need to buy a 3Dio and show themselves on the camera to start an ASMR channel. I just want some relaxing sounds to fall asleep to. Produce it in FL Studio and have a still picture for 40 minutes, I don't give a fuck.
>>768659822
There's no way I'd let a girl whisper in my ears in real life either, because it fucking invades my personal space.
>>768660475
mate if she whispers cum inside me, you're not going to care about personal space.
unless she's crazy.
>>768659734
I can't do that for more than once a month, also they don't do shaves.
>>768658789
>be man ASMRtist, bend over backwards to get subscribers
>get super expensive really good audio setup
>do funny interesting roleplays
>use all kinds of various objects
>know very well how to produce the right sound levels, which sounds are best to create the sensation, and precisely at which points around the head the sensation is triggered
>build subs and reputation for YEARS
>be woman ASMRtist
>lick 3dio ears a couple times
>get millions and millions of viewers
>generate hundreds of dollars a minute on live streams
>get patreon income passively
I would say I absolutely prefer the channels run by guys if you ever want to actually feel the sensation and not just jack off
>>768660535
If she whispers cum inside me, then it's literally for a sexual purpose and not for ASMR. I'd let a guy whisper a secret in my ear too.
>>768660636
also what most fail to mention when they imply it's sexual is the critical fact that you're not going to get the sensation when you're erect
>>768657336
It's strange, but can help, then you are drunk and trying to fall asleep.
I think all venereal diseases are bad. Use a rubber dude.
>>768657336
Cringiest thing on the internet.
Literally makes my skin crawl that people make money on this.
