New celebrity thread
Carefree edition
>>768644214
https://youtu.be/7NkUOr1xAO8
ari went to the shoemakers for a new pair
of shoes: but instead of measuring her
feet the old shoemaster kept licking on
her toes! he said he needed to taste her
feet and by judging how sweaty they get
he'll know how much ventilation is needed
and choose the proper style of shoe!
then he moved up ari's shin and calf and
said her lower bone structure has to be
taste tested because they provide the
substance and power to the foot pane!
then still slurping away with his busy
tongue he moved to ari's knee and thigh
and up to her bum cheek: saying,
it's always important to feel the leg the
shoe rests upon and know how much
strength there is available which the
sole will support! oh no, he was almost
up her bum with his tongue when he
had to stop because people around in
the store were started to look! well well,
he said, enough of that and let's get
those new shoes on your feet! hooray,
lil ari has a brand new pair of shoes
she can wear with pride because she
passed the expert tests!
>>768644440
More
>>768644487
anya a cute
>>768644455
Fucking sexy, shes so under appreciated
>>768644417
yeah, but truth be told, I always wanted to fuck Ms. Piggy.
>>768644440
Fucking sexy, she's so under appreciated
>>768644455
>>768644516
lol wow
>>768644558
definitely
>>768644218
She does know how to show off those soft tits. There really isn't anything wrong with it. If you want to, you want to.
>>768644702
>>768644629
Very nice body. Total milf
>>768644756
Very nice body, total milf
>>768644719
honestly, I would probably fuck her
>>768644719
I think I could probably pass the challenge. As long as she's not trying to tell jokes it should be easy.
>>768644719
Very nice body, total milf
>>768644638
Very nice body. total milf
>>768644841
So many men would
>>768645024
>>768645044
>>768645112
>no truer words typed
>>768645087
>>768645078
>>768645012
Alright, i'm stroking to her. I'm gonna pass the challenge...
>>768645112
Miss piggy is attractive. Amy is not
>>768645024
Stroking to this
>>768645177
godspeed, /b/rother, may god be with you
>>768645112
I will never understand why you do this. Is it cause you hate amy schumer? if it cause they won't ban you for funny spam? whats up here?
>>768644198
i hope they're fucking
>>768645177
Course you are!
>>768645183
You have a lot to learn.
>>768645269
>>768645298
stupid dyke
>>768645260
>>768645260
I'm only posting Schumer because of him tbh
>>768645337
>>768645283
>>768645337
>>768645387
>>768645250
Those soft tits are maybe making it too easy
>>768645387
its " her" anon, im a girl
>>768645298
you know these too went at it off set.
>>768645319
it's okay to be jealous, i am too
>>768645479
whoops
>>768645479
no i mean she isn't smart
and she acts like a man, next step is hormones
>>768645283
You have a lot to learn
>>768645426
Too easy? How could it be too easy?
>>768645479
>>768645506
>>768645528
>>768645594
samefag in here
I see your Schumer and raise you a Kristen Schaal.
>>768644198
>>768644377
>>768644391
>>768644353
More like celeb thread used-to-be-hot-in-the-90s edition
>>768645612
ill check
>>768645583
Maybe i'm just enjoying it more than I thought I would.
>>768645611
why would i call her hot AND hate on her? the first two are mine
>>768645668
Check what?
>this is my crush
>>768645726
You know they say that you'll never not find a girl hot once you've busted a nut for her 7 times. Well, I'm on 6 and I think I love her...
>>768645730
found the internet troll
>>768645667
>implying Cate isn't a milf
>If you don't think I'm funny, then you must hate ALL women -Amy schumer
>>768645888
>false flag troll
>>768645708
Well, yeah, anon. That's because you think she's hot. You want to fuck her hard, she turns you on, and youre stroking for her and it feels great.
You shouldnt have to hide behind lies like hatefapping or fap challenges. Youre doing what you will.
>>768644341
crap
>>768646030
I think a lot of men do this for Amy Schumer. I think that a lot find her genuinely attractive.
morning
>>768646156
Morning!
>>768646156
oh, hey emma.
>>768644516
moar dumb ari
>>768646030
I haven't put this much thought into it before tbh. I do like soft milky tits and pale legs so I can't deny it and say I wouldn't fuck her hard.
I also can't deny that it feels great stroking for her.
DAILY REMINDER
IT'S NORMAL TO WANT TO FUCK:
- Kristen Schaal
- Amy Schumer
- Sarah Silverman
- Lena Dunham
>>768646270
sucks to be kids now doesnt it
>>768646295
yeah if you have autism
>>768646307
have you not been here the last week or so? by my estimates, this is the 35th time it's been posted.
>>768646156
morning my Queen
>>768646392
to be fair autism is pretty normal now so...there's that
>>768646439
Yaaaaaaaaas
>>768646439
fuck off jidf, dont you have muslims to murder
>>768646399
yeah, and each time get me fucking laughing hard
>>768646233
oh, hi Emma
>>768646250
It's not about thought, honestly. Just keep pumping away and let what happens, happen.
>>768646439
shes not attractive but I cum to her a lot since it feels degrading to
>>768646439
>>768646142
This thread is great
>yfw her thighs have thighs
>>768646543
She's genuinely repulsive and unattractive. Why does she turn me on?
>>768646595
Genuinely, more like this.
>>768646543
Well based on how it's throbbing and leaking right now, i'd say what's about to happen is gonna be messy
>>768646531
wtf Emma? what are you doing here?
>>768646510
>thinks some nerdy chick is hot
>conspiracy
>>768646834
is it possible to be made hard by a girl that you actually find unattractive?
I hate meanieheads
>>768646675
Pound hard for her.!
>>768646633
Because you know how badly you want to feel what she's like in bed?
>>768646878
nope, but you can trick your brain
>>768646909
this is just sad anon what are you doing?
>>768646878
apparently
>>768646909
found the faggot
>>768646909
Erm, I don't want to know what she's like in bed, I think she's an awful person. She just makes me so hard, and it's shameful. I dream about sucking her toes sometimes.
>>768646675
nobody cares, you goddamned jew faggot.
>>768646714
just licking my toes
>>768646878
Depends, are you getting hard when you look at these pics of any schumer?
>>768646924
Trick your brain how?
>>768647009
Yes. Rock hard. I'm throbbing.
>>768645612
Is that the chick from SNL?
>>768647009
saved
>>768646998
well that left a gross taste in my mouth after reading it
>>768647031
Please post moar of her? She makes me diamonds
>>768646439
What a woman, pretty, alright bod, funny, smart damn!
>>768646998
Let me do it instead.
>>768647080
fuck off go watch charlies angels and pop viagra you old fart
>>768647009
>>768646909
Fuck, i'm throbbing so damn hard. I gotta cum for Amy soon
>>768647146
Is this some cuck shit?
>>768647047
Your cock wouldnt get hard if it didn't want something from amy, now would it?
>>768647167
>licking emmas mortons toe
>>768647193
EW WTF LOOK AT HER ARMPITS
>>768647222
Thats the outfit dumbo
>>768647222
check'd
>>768647193
I guess not. Maybe I'm biologically attracted to her. But I do think she's unattractive objectively. How can this be?
>>768647068
maybe I meant finger. :D
>>768647255
no that's a sweaty ass armpit /b/rother
>>768647278
THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME THING ANON
>>768647322
I mean isn't the toe just the finger of the foot?
>>768647193
sickening, almost as sick as gal gayperiod
>>768647434
i already do every night, but sorry that isnt a celebrity please refrain from posting any more, thank you
>>768647322
sory for bat english
>>768647509
So what? You think I have an urge to breed with her?
Morning frens <3
>>768647509
>says the kissless 500 pount neckbeard virgin posting amy schumer on the internet
>>768647193
>>768647329
>>768647509
Fuck, i'm about cum. I can't hold back any longer.
>>768647495
Define celebrity?
>>768647660
gay faggot queer homosexual
>>768647695
define definition
>>768647434
kick his ass out of the house
>>768647587
It's quite possible. It certainly would explain a lot.
>>768647509
>>768647787
whoa same hair and everything
>>768647733
Racist
>>768647660
Do it
Coat her face
>>768647698
It's Mr Thesaurus, here to save the day!
>>768647778
How can that be, though? I think that she's overweight, unattractive and unfunny - why would my body desire breeding with her?
>>768647721
>>768647495
I deleted it for you so you could post more celebs daddy
>>768647861
get fucked sissy man
>>768647787
Women are funny, get over it.
>>768647889
Why mean, I was trying to be nice ... ;''(
>>768647894
>says the hiv positive mentally ill transgender man
>>768647809
what is the racist part on my sentence?
>>768647894
Some can be, but Amy schumer is not one of them.
>>768647885
sexy babs
>>768647989
I don't have time to educate you. You're beyond help. Disgusting.
>>768647846
Maybe you dont mind some of those things so much when it comes to conquering a woman. Maybe she's an exception.
When you children get older, you'll realize that Amy schumer is not attractive
>>768647968
Awh, gonna go cry?
>>768648035
You can never go wrong with babs
>>768648050
>projecting homosexual rage at others to fele better about being a faggot
>>768648075
Maybe. Her tits are massive, too. I'd love to let her sit on my face, or make me worship her feet.
Maybe I should try getting off to her.
Interest or nah
we need more amy schumer threads
>>768648079
depends. See, the interesting part of her appeal is that she doesn't stretch my disbelief. I could bang amy schumer if she wasn't famous. Any other woman in this thread is probably out of my league.
>>768648081
Are you playing the bully in an after school special or something?
>>768648179
interested in you leaving, yeh
>>768648154
It seems like your body would make that quite an easy job for you
>>768647894
who is the best female comedian
>>768648050
go suck a dick, fag
>>768648124
>fele
I apologize, I didn't realize I was speaking to a differently-abled person.
>>768648200
>you're playing yourself, gay queerboy sissy faggot homosexual has aids hiv positive loves shit on his dick and hairy man mouth on his clitty degenerate
>>768648271
I said I was sorry :(((((
>>768648231
I mean, masturbating to her is feeling good. And masturbation is a simulation of sex, in terms of biology. I'm already quite close.
Won't this just deepen the attraction?
>>768648106
that ass must be mine
I just want some moar Emma Watson legs
>>768648315
>finding the worm
>smashing the life out of it
no more worms in my celeb apple
>>768645479
>banged her costar
>banged the director of her next movie
>life fell apart
>decided she's a lesbian now because her sexuality was clearly the problem
>>768648343
It might. In fact, it's pretty likely. But it feels great, and that's not something you should repress.
>>768648212
Will do, cya
>>768648334
>When you click randomize on being an edgelord
>>768648263
Melissa Mccarthy ... it's funny because shes fat ... get it ... thats the joke ... shes fat
Chelsea Handler ... it's funny because shes an alcoholic whore ... get it ... thats the joke ... shes an alcoholic whore
>>768648343
>>768648442
fucking samefaggot in here, why dont you just stop embarrassing
more Babses!
>>768648442
I mean, I'd never, ever admit to being attracted to her to people I know IRL, but I think maybe I find her hot. It won't take much for me to cum to her.
>>768648415
So ducking hot
>>768648350
My second favorite Nina is in that too.
>>768648186
>we need more amy schumer threads
>>768648494
Chelsea Handler is hot.
>>768648496
Lol retard
>>768648538
Exactly. There's nothing wrong with wanting someone, divorced from logic. Just pure, animal attraction.
>>768648649
*vomits*
>>768648769
just stop
>>768648499
>>768648543
>>768648577
I don't got this, saved
>>768648787
It's the first pic I've posted in this thread ... what?
>>768648654
Fuck, I'm so close. I think a lot of my hatred for her was just bandwagoning. I find her hot. Maybe I should give her comedy another try?
>>768648852
You should fap to it.
>>768648847
dont you fucking even think about it, this is an amy schumer thread
>>768648852
Your dick may like her, your brain wouldn't.
>>768645653
I'd fuck Amy Schumer until my dick falls off.
>>768648951
Wouldn't take long with her rancid cesspit of a snatch
>>768648852
JIDF go to bed you're sober like always
>>768648907
my sides
newthred?
Coat her!
>>768649093
Nah not worth it, these fags are hamposting
>>768649199
Just filter them
>>768649199
I literally wouldnt be hamposting if not for the ms piggy spammer
He invites me
>>768649113
lol. I think you just killed I don't know how many boners.
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