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*The penis stares at you menacingly*
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On the day the death-roll touched thirty, Dr. Rieux read an official telegram that the Prefect had just handed him, remarking: "So they've got alarmed at last." The telegram ran: PROCLAIM A STATE OF PLAGUE STOP CLOSE THE TOWN.
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>>768642402
Is this from one of your erotic novels you're writing?
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>>768642402
What are your thoughts on the Anabatists and the Münster rebellion?
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>>768642797
I am not a writer, it is from the novel The Plague by Albert Camus. They are the final lines of Part I.

>>768642850
You mean the Anabaptists? I think they're a bunch of religious zealots who grossly misinterpret the bible. I think the Munster Rebellion was not inherently good, though it directly challenged both the power structure of the Catholic church as well as the German government. However, their talk of smiting the wicked and being the second coming of Gideon and David's successor and all the talk of being justified by God through visions and the like reeks of the same kind of insanity that other murderous despots used to justify themselves.
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>>768643710
That's cool and all but what part/chapter do they get to the fucking?
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I've gotten to the point where if the dick isn't a knot it doesn't look good to me.
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>>768643774
The only sex in the book is the implied hedonism that initially grips the town to distract from the fear and despair felt in the first months of quarantine.
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>>768643945
gays
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>>768643961
I hope there's some m/m hedonism goin on
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>>768640873
-"Behold my mighty ass"- i said
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>>768640873
>menacingly*
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>>768644150
Nothing at all like that.
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>>768644212
>>768644151
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>>768643743

Shit like that isn't attractive to me. The whole reason I like furries is for the exoticness of it all. Knots really help that. Normal dicks just make me thing of humans,
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>>768644460
sup dude
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>>768644212
I dont read moonrunes, wtf is this?!

>>768644263
Well that sucks, or... doesnt! Ha!
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>>768644478
o i c
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>>768644506
not much. how are you?
nice pic, btw
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>>768644478
Animal dicks are an instant turnoff. Looks so ugly. Hybrid human with a knot are okay though.
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>>768644709
I'm decent~~
had a fun day :3
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>>768644784
nice to hear that ^^. mine was pretty boring
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>>768640873
gags happily
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>>768644554
It is a beautiful novel written with the emotional intensity of a man who wants nothing more than to live and who finds in all humans something worthy.
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>>768644853
u on the right
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>>768644839
what did you do?
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>>768644928
Whats he gonna do when he meets someone who has nothing worthy?
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>>768645108
Camus found worth in all humans. He wrote that there are more things to admire in men than to despise.
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>>768645517
Virtue Signaler Extraordinaire
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>>768644975
I had to go to the downtown to do some things and it rained all the day. i usually love rain but no when i have to go outside
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>>768645901
what did you do downtown/?
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>>768645737
I disagree, he also vehemently condemned the actions of the Nazis during WWII, the Allies for using the atomic bomb, the French Government for their violent suppression of the Algerian Liberation Front, and the ALF for their wanton targeting of innocent civilians for bombings during the war for liberation. Just because he finds human beings to be admirable, does not mean he thinks everything they do is admirable.
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>>768642196
That mans dick is on his thigh
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He was also an adamant fighter for the end of capital punishment.
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>>768646102
The nazis were justified, look at the world now where jews run it. Fags post naked animal men on a webway of computer networks for pathetic young males to jerk off to when they'd better serve as cannon fodder.
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>>768646408
mew
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>>768646837
How's it going
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>>768646913
it's good :3c
how es tu?
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>>768646820
Except the jews don't run the world. The jews never ran anything until recently. The Nazis were also some of the biggest sexual deviants in history. More than the Romans even.
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>>768646991
Trying to get a mod pack working for minecraft. Wondering what PC mod I should go with in it.
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>>768645936
i had to buy some guitar strings ande give a friend of mine some things
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fags
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>>768647039
That's exactly what a jew would say, you Hooknose from Houston.
Jews use their vile jew magic they learned from Babylon to sodomize the young males of their ancient enemies (Aryans). Specifically using their penis like some kinda mosquito needle sucking out their life energies like some kind of psychic vampire.
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>>768647096
what kind of mod?

>>768647234
cool :3
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>>768647629
wtf did i just read?
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>>768647629
Except the Aryans are a Semitic people. They were a nomadic tribe from the Middle East that come from the same branch that the Jews come from.
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>>768647825
I dont know where the Aryans came from because the jews made sure to destroy all links to the past. But it is largely know the jews are lizard people from a different world or timeline.
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>>768647731
A mod that ads in 8 bit PCs

It lets you wire up to 8 things to a central hub. At least that's what I want it to do. Also to monitor a reactors core temperature and shut it down if it gets to hot.
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>>768648017
It is known the region the Aryans come from. It is the same region that Jews come from.
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>>768640873
Id love to please it
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>>768648344
One likely theory is that the jews came from mars, and after they exhausted all the resources and destroyed the local population they moved to this world.
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>>768648091
Hey Luc.
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>>768648610
Hello

I'm exhausted after today
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>>768648610
kek, nice pic
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>>768648511
That is as likely the world being in the center of the Earth.
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>>768648869
Im bored with redpills. What is new with you?
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>>768648964
sauce
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>>768649071
I found out the last time I got my oil changed the mother fuckers put the bolt back on too tight, so, that's kind of shitty.
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>>768649080
gloebis
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>>768648675
I fucking hate Comcast.

>>768648730
Hunnibuns says that's me.
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>>768649375
That reminds me, I should get a car, but I need a better job, but all id use a car for is to get to and from my job.
So nevermind.
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>>768649687
if that's the case then i like you a lot :P

>>768649770
why not getting a bike?
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>>768649902
A bicycle or motorbike?
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>>768649987
a bicycle
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>>768649770
I have a car because I live far from my job and there is no bus that runs close enough or that will give me enough time to walk there from the nearest bus stop. And in the summer time here you don't really want to be walking around outside for very long. You should get one of those motorized bicycles. Not a motorcycle, it's like, a bicycle that they put a small engine on so it's both foot powered and engine powered. They're kind of cool.
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>>768650029
I have one, silly boi.
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>>768650083

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>>768650042
I take the bus like a peasant, even during winter.
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>>768650146
Nah ive heard they break down pretty often.
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I overheard a guy talking about how they're only like, a couple hundred dollars to modify the bike to have the engine on it, they require no license, but you can't take them on the freeway. It's that inability to take it on the freeway and the fact that Texas has the absolute worst drivers I have ever encountered that I haven't gotten one myself.

>>768650194
Public transportation is a wonderful option. So long as there aren't a lot of smelly urine soaked hobos that decided to get on it. I used to take the bus back home to get to college.
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>>768650320
you would hate taking buses here
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There is a guy on grindr that has a ugly beard and stach rn like yours, jams.
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Yeah, but it's a lawn mower engine. They're super easy to repair an all the parts can be gotten from any farm supply store.

>>768650405
Where is here? I'm in Austin, and this place is riddled with hobos.
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>>768650320
All people tell me that everyone who takes the bus is weak and pathetic.
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My beard and mustache are gorgeous, thank you very much.
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>>768649902
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>>768650459
argentina :'c
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>>768650483
Nah, the bus is great, so long as there's not a lot of crazy bums pissing on themselves.
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I always make sure to shave my patchy shitty facial hair, man is it ugly.
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>>768650542
At least you're not in Venezuela.
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>>768640873
Hahahaha i remember a bitch telling me that... It's looking at me... And it's angry.....
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That would be the red injun blood coursing through your veins mixing with your chalky blood.
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>>768650591
we are closer than i would like
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>>768650649
lol yeah what a useless people
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>>768650763
Yeah, but I'm closer to Mississippi than I would like. We've all gotta make sacrifices.

>>768650821
They were good for entertainment.
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>>768650528
sounds fun

>>768650885
think about this; mississippi must be heaven compared to argentina
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>>768650999
Not really. Because in Mississippi you have shit scenery AND people from Mississippi.
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>>768650885
Watching people drink themselves to death isnt the most entertaining unless they are the target of my malice.
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>>768651092
It is very entertaining to me to see that kind of fall.
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>>768651224
I simply dont care and find it a waste of time.
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>>768651322
Because you don't see the fun in that kind of spectacle.
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>>768651729
What about it gives you pleasure?
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