I am God. Ask me anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am God. Ask me anything.
>>768633260
Why are you such a nigger, faggot?
>>768633334
Sport not appropriation.
I bet you wish you were real so I would have karma for all the things I've done. How does it feel?
>>768633260
Why is Sam Winchester such a fucking idiot?
>>768633376
At least you didn't kill Paul Walker.
>>768633427
No one ever told him not to be in the right way.
>>768633260
why did you burn everyone in africa
>>768633553
They chose to go there.
>>768633260
How do you feel about televangelists?
>>768633438
You're right, stupidity did that
>>768633720
James Randi helped a little.
>>768633755
Thank you.
>>768633260
How can I get my gf to want anal sex more? She only takes it rectally once a year or so, I'd like it once a month.
>>768634288
Try to talk to her about it.
>>768634332
Gee, I haven't tried that yet. Just talk to her? Really? And that'll work? Gee, how'd You get to be so smart? Gee, how come You didn't know I've tried that.
No wonder people give up on You.
>>768634574
It's not like I can make her change her mind...
Its not going to happen, is it?
>>768633260
Why can’t I get a girlfriend?
>>768634670
You haven't met the right person.
>>768633260
Why did you put my g spot in my ass
>>768634630
It's freewill, I know. I'm sorry for getting angry at You, God, I didn't mean to do that. Will You forgive me?
>>768634837
There's someone out there who is into that sort of thing.
>>768634891
Yes.
>>768633260
Religion is the epitome of ignorance, it is a deadly ignorance. It is an abomination and insult to reason. It is a political tool used to control large populations. It is a security blanket for those that fear death. It is a cheap answer to questions that science cannot at this time explain. It is the result of a lack of information. Religion is holding mankind back from its potential.
Religion continues to exist because of tradition, early indoctrination and an emotional response to deny the coldness of reality. Once indoctrinated the believer becomes loyal to his religion. Because he has invested so much of his life/time and emotion into his religion he becomes openly hostile to people that question his faith. He responds with anger and emotion instead of curiosity. He is unable to look critically at his beliefs. Religious people are feelers. They believe in their religion because they WANT it to be true. They are our lost brothers and sisters.
>>768635007
I agree but only because they claim traps to be gay.
>>768634961
Hey thanks God. It's me again. So, to finally settle it once and for all:
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
>>768633260
JOIN MY DISCORD FOR REAL FEMANONS AND TRAPS
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>>768635233
The Rolling Stones.
>>768633260
Should I go full artist?
>>768635463
Only if you don't masturbate.
>>768633260
I don't appreciate being impersonated or mocked.
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME MALE.
IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
Why can't a get my friend, whom I am in love with, to love me back?
>>768635589
>spidermans_pointing.jpg
>>768635601
Someone had to suffer with me.
>>768635611
Be low key better than their ideal but make them know.
This is the true true
God be praised!
>>768635007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwUGSYDKUxU
>>768635891
Those that fear death keep the population alive you willy.
>>768635891
I know exactly how you feel.
>>768633260
Does the weatherman control the weather?
Sometimes messages go errant.
>>768636054
No but he may feel so.
>>768636069
Understandable. I am currently exploiting that to cause a chaotic storm.
>>768633260
Why did you create niggers?
>>768636474
Why did you enslave them?
>>768636558
Niggers sold themselves into slavery, history master.
>>768636846
I dunno, sounds pretty crafty to me if you know what I mean.
>>768636896
Yeah, it’s called let’s make a quick buck so we can play the victim card for the next 300 years.
>>768636936
Your bad, my dude.
>>768636979
Is this god or same random? I want my question answered.
>>768637057
They're a natural consequence of the topology of a habitable planet.
Why did you make him the wrong sex/??
>>768637282
So people would stream their grievances into helping solve the problem.
>>768637152
Bullshit. There are plenty of other places on earth with the same equatorial climate. Could have just made more Indonesians. Or Asians. Or Australians.
>>768637405
Now that I think about it perhaps mankind was not to discover Africa so quickly.
>>768637473
Great. Just as I suspected. Lazy Sunday got you sloppy. Well my truck rear window and stolen Alpine thank you.
>>768633260
if i only think penises are cool am i gay?
>>768637659
>>768633260
ugh silence as always
>>768637549
np
>>768637659
It's not gay if he looks like a girl.
>>768638110
https://youtu.be/7NkUOr1xAO8
>>768633260
Could you create a stone that you would not be able to lift?
>>768638250
I can do the thing you're thinking without it being a paradox.
