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ITT: Stuff that triggers pit nutters
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>>768633142
Pitbulls and Labradors are the same fucking subspecies!! it's obviously OWNER CULTURE and access to high-quality public play areas that cause the difference. There needs to be affirmative socialisation of pitbulls to integrate them, more pitbulls near schools and kids, so that people can learn to drop the stereotypes and see them for the dogs they are.
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>>768633142
pitbull owners, regardless of race are all niggers.
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>christian single mothers
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Why would you want to own a pitbull? They look disgusting. I wouldn't mind chaining one to a tree and knocking its head off
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Did something happen?
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>>768633142
OP is admitting he is a christian single mother. lmao

>>768633545
Holy fuck. That is low. Considering the thousands of bits from animals yearly. Cats and small dogs have hundreds of ER related bites daily. Learned this in my masters of medicine course.
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>>768634599
>Learned this in my masters of medicine course.


In linguistics class I learnt that Dutch and Danish are German dialects because their vocabulary is more than 70% identical. Heck, German has more internal diversity than the rest of the Germanic languages combined, but we name it all "German" just for the sake of it.


So basically what I am saying is reality doesn't always match what is taught. of course pitbulls kill more than that but those stats will never be recorded.
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>christian single mothers against pitbulls

How the fuck can such a specific group exist?
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>>768633142
Is that faggot still making personal army requests?
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>>768633142

i dont think its the dogs fault, i still believe that its the owner who chooses not to train their pets or abuses them.

im not even a fan of pitbulls and i still think its the owner more than the dog itself.
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>>768635102
Hurr durrr The Breed of Peace. Fuck off.
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>>768635147

you can turn any breed into a killer, i've seen vids of golden retrievers snapping at children.

fuck man theyre animals for christ sake, if you beat any dog enough and teach it to kill, its going to fucking kill. This is clearly the owners fault.

stop blaming the gun for killing people when you should blame the man who pulled the trigger.
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>>768636161
You know the difference between a retriever snapping versus a pitbull snapping? A trip to the doctor's for a stitch versus a trip to the ER for a month or a funeral. Pitbulls make up 10% of dog pets, yet 80% of dog fatalities. Hardly anyone says that they're evil dogs, but their propensity for killing is higher. Would you rather a poodle biting your leg or a pitbull?
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>>768636392
>10%
>80%
Even if those are only moderately close to accurate, those are the same kind of crime stats that make me think we should just wipe out all the niggers too. Pitbulls are the niggers of the canines. If they could ride bikes, they'd probably steal those too
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>>768636392

if it bites who was the one who didnt train it not to bite, when you buy a pet you take full responsibility to train it and curb any bad behavior. a bite is a bite, any sign of aggression needs to be halted in any animal.

if you cannot take the time to properly care for a pet then you are just as responsible for harming a child.
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>>768633545

literally shut the fuck up
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>>768637080
And what are you going to do about it? Oh right, nothing. Shitbulls forever BTFO.
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>>768637159

not the op but there is such a thing as a family friendly breed, dalmatians are not one of those breeds due to their aggression against children.

does that mean we have to ban or kill them off too?

it really is the owners fault more than anything.
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>>768636909
https://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2015.php

>Even if those are only moderately close to accurate


>>768636952
Retarded argument. You could use that same logic for a chimp or tiger. At the end of the day, if it snaps, someone's getting disfigured or dead.
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>>768637413

chimps are not animals meant to be owned by the general public neither are tigers, thats why only specialists can own / tame /train them.

if someone owned a tiger as a pet in their back yard and that shit murders someone that owner is getting his ass sent to jail.
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>>768637642
Wrong. You can train a chimp and tiger. It depends on the owner. If a chimp mauls someone, you're just as responsible for not training him well.
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>>768637770

> It depends on the owner.

again, same for dogs
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>>768637413
Wasn't questioning the veracity of the statistics, just said "if they're even close" because I'd never seen them myself. Good that you actually have them though, now everyone can shut up and we can just get rid of the face-eating musclefucks. If an animal's going to be a violently-inclined asshole, the least it could do is be pretty, and pitbulls can't even manage that
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>>768637327
of course it's the owners fault for housing a soulless murder machine as a pet rather than boarding it for its intended use
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>>768637327
They're hated for a reason, and that reason is because they're violent dogs. It is what it is, a shit bred is a shit bred.
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>>768635102
I don't give a fuck who's fault it is that pit bulls are shit. They're still shit.
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>>768638054

you also said

>You can train a chimp and tiger.

dogs are domesticated and have been for centuries , and are much easier to train. yes it has violent tenancies but thats our fault for not giving the pet the time and care it needs.

again, im not fan of pitbulls, but this situation was made by the owner not the stupid animal who wasnt trained or cared for properly.
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>>768637642
>Not and Neither in the same sentence.

-5 points for the double negative.
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>>768638248
>tenancies

Why would the dog own land?
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>>768637642
>>768638248

Why is proper grammar and English so hard for you Americans?
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>>768637988
I came here for the memes, but oh my...
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>>768638557
You have to forgive them. You see, English is a second language to them. Also they never really learn basic grammar and English in primary which makes it harder down the road. Their school system is pretty much made for the handicapped of the world. It's pretty sad to be quite honest.
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>>768638382

yes i suck at grammar

>>768638460

i also suck at spelling.

>>768638557

why is being such a pedantic asshole such an easy defense for you?

ill say this plainly, i do not believe the faul is that of the animal it is not a human being it does not know right or wrong in our social setting, it has no concept of it.

therefore it falls on the owner to teach it right from wrong, it is fundamentally a child with no concept of morality.

we made the breed for a purpose and now we have to live with the monsters we've created.
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>>768638939
>we made the breed for a purpose and now we have to live with the monsters we've created.

Or we can kill them off. Literally no reason not to.
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>>768639125

that would be akin to genocide. we've already placed many species on the endangered species list just by taking their natural habitat.

if we killed off an animal we helped to create we would be perpetuating an endless cycle of killing off animals that inconvenience us.

i personally think its wrong, and i wont make the argument that its the moral thing to do, at the end of the day we are taking lives that do not fit in our social order.
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Why is this even a thing it's a fucking dog
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>>768633142
I might get a pit one day
An aggressive one needs a stronge owner like a defiant teenage boy needs a masculent father to be told to behave or else.
I might get a pit puppy and make sure I train it well.
I'll keep kids away from it and make sure he can't hop the fence.
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>>768633142
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>>768639588
this one legitimately had me laugh out loud.
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im >>768639456

gotta say im appreciating the memes keep it up, i needed a laugh today.
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>>768640581
HAHAH perfect
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>>768639588
This is the first time I ever cracked up at this meme.
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#pitbulldropoff twitter

search and post something about how pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world.
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the only reason i'd condone pitbulls would be for police/military dogs, other than that, if i ever have any children, i'm never letting them get even near a pitbull
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>>768641995
>the only reason i'd condone pitbulls would be for police/military dogs
They would be an IMMENSE liability. They're unstable as fuck, you'd have constant lawsuits from people you're arresting because the police dog attacked a bystander.
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I grew up with one of these dogs and it only tried attacking niggers lol
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>>768642374
this is weird because it implies you're white but you had a pitbull??
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Pitbull are such an ugly dog, if you need something big and protective why not get a labrador or a sheep dog

German Shepard? at least it's better looking.
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>>768642493
that's what happens when you have a single mom
she basically was a nigger after she got him
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>>768633142
Don't have a Pitbull

But why the fuck are they illegal in almost all states of USA? Just like kinder eggs aswell like why do Americans suddenly care about getting rid of pittbulls?

I mean surely they don't hurt children

Just imagine something so dangerous that it could cause 55,000 deaths a year, 38 mass shootings 18 mass shootings and 3 terrorist attacks in 60 fucking days couldn't be banned

Talk about hypocrisy

Makes you think
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>>768633545
You know what; I wonder what it would look like if you were to categorize that by the race of the victim..
Because we all know that you they can't train a dog worth shit, and when they do it's to teach them to kill each other.
Clearly a babies and children will get hurt around them because they neither can fucking learn to not mess with the dog or it'll bite..

Let's be honest here, a lot of the fatalities didn't have any value in the first place.

>Mug dindu baby eh ded doou!

Goblins.
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>>768642848
>kinder eggs
They sell them in Wal Mart, you faggots need to check your facts.
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>>768642940
Kinder joy is sold because fat retarded Americans would shove the entire egg in there mouth and end up dying due to retardation
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>>768642848
Americans don't have a right to Pit Bulls
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>>768643051
This.
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I have a pit and she's only aggressive towards black people. Should I put her down?
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>>768642351
fucking lol
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>>768633545
Fixed it...
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>>768643112
She's a keeper friend.
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>>768643051
>n-not that egg! i meant the other one!
Nigger behavior.
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>>768642848

thats why i said it was the owners fault more than the dogs.

but honestly at this point i dont fucking care too much. natural selection up in this mother fucker.
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>>768643260
>natural selection
a bullet is made of metal, that's pretty natural
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>>768643118
You're retarded if you think that's accurate. Almost every pit owner I see are white middle class idiots with 5 kids. And almost every time I see news of a pit mauling, it's almost always a little white kid or white grandad. I don't have stats to back that up, but just go on any social media and see the people who defend these dogs.
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>>768633545
Wtf all dogs are the same speeches even the term breed is misleading we just like to name our mutation groups
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>>768643059
Uh... it says "Bear Arms" pit bulls look pretty bear arm to me faggot hippy.

If a pit bull is a weapon then it's legal!
I have both of mine registered and under my pillow if an intruder tries to break in.
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>>768643329

Maybe because they only act up around niggers, and usually it's old people and children who beat up on the dog?

>Mug Gramppy Ded dough!
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>>768643459
Please tell me this is a parody post and you're not actually this.... libtard.
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>>768633142
I always lock my cat out the room when we have people around especially kids or toddlers. Why you may ask? Have you seen how fucking rough kids are with dogs and cats yanking my poor cats tail petting him to hard, I would bite the shit out of them too if someone was treating me like that
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>>768643329
>I don't have stats to back that up,
Yeah no shit, you clearly have never had to live in a city or left your house while black people were outside. Every single group of young black men in every major city have at least one pit in the group. And they suck at taking care of and training them.
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>>768643580
this.
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>>768643556
Or it's only old people and children who have the worse defense stats in humanity? And there are dozens of brutal videos online of pits killing healthy adult males as well. They're just hard to stop once they start going. This is why they're dangerous.
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>At work
>co worker notices a customer with some pro-pitbull shirt
>Make comment about how wrong that shirt is
>Get lambasted
>"They're the nanny dog!"
>"My sister has the sweetest pitbull!"
>"They're just big dumb softies"
>Point out statistics about deaths by pitbull
>"Chihuahuas bite too!
>"I had a mean terrier once"

That was fucking infuriating.
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>>768643580
By the end of the day someone has learned a lesson
>Dumb children learn to not to fuck with dogs
or
>Dumb child dies and parents learn that they shouldn't be parents.
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>>768643560
How does libtard even for this as a critisem. I didn't say anything that wasn't fact

If you argue that than your arguing basic science
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>>768643731
>parents learn that they shouldn't be parents
This doesn't happen.
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>>768643781
Yeah the dumber they are the more they pop out, as back ups.
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>>768643781
I could only hope that breeders to stop making world shitters.. Let me dream.
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>>768643631
That's because blacks mostly like showing off their shitty dog in the streets. They think it makes their dick bigger or more intimidating or whatever they get off on.
White families with pits usually don't have them purely for show, so they actually put work into training them, even though sometimes no amount of training is going to stop the breed of peace from murderlizing little Jimmy.
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>>768643320

this is true
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>>768636909
I agree. Let's use the pitbulls to wipe out the niggers. Win win.
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>>768633142
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordoba_Fighting_Dog

While I agree it’s the owners responsibility to train and care for the animal, some breeds are predisposed to being vicious and aggressive. As shown in the article, these breeds exist for a particular purpose. Not exactly household pet material.
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>>768643742
Because we all fucking know what we mean when people talk about breeds. You can't compare the experience of a Chihuahua with a Great Dane or Boxer. Dogs have major differences which is why we label them as different breeds. So fuck off with the pedantic "we're all technically one race" horseshite.
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>>768633545
it's not a coincidence that every dog on that list is a large breed. it makes sense that a large dog bred to have a large mouth to bite bears and bulls around the neck and head causes more fatalities when it attacks humans. even moreso when you account for the fact that the breed is more popular among low-intelligence, low-income people who don't know the first thing about training or socializing any animals, let alone a potentially dangerous animal

but that's why they buy pits in the first place. because they're potentially dangerous; a chihuaha isn't going to kill you when it nips your ankles with its hamster-mouth, i.e. lil midget dog aint gon do shit when a rival gang in ya hood finna clap ya ass
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>>768644015
Never said or even implied any of that nor would I

Simply corrected a dumb statement. If you wana kill all pit bulls fine its not like its a real species or even sub species

But dont strawman and make shit up
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What do you guys think about golden retrievers. I hate myself so I figured it would be a great idea to get a golden retriever before I start my family.

Only real downside I've heard of them
>Characteristically
Is hair and absolute fucking food vaccums.
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>>768636392
This is an allegory for niggers right?
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>>768644142
> its not like its a real species or even sub species

Again with the pedantic fuckery. No one cares, pointdexter who just learned that shit.
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>>768643742
>I didn't say anything that wasn't fact
>i just conveniently left out that said "mutations" cause wildly different dispositions, behaviors, and varying degrees of potential harm.
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this forced meme is stupid
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>>768643329

>white
>middle class

wrong, wrong, wrong

pits are a lower class dog for lower class people
the media "articles" you're reading are shit clickbait
middle class families living in suburbia do NOT have pitbulls, or if they do they are shunned for the white trash they truly are
I grew up in suburbia, I know
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>>768638809
Where you from?
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>>768643944
Wow, it's so true, pit owners are just as bad as gun owners. It's almost the same language.
"There's no such thing as a "machine gun" it's a rifle"
"You're Ignorant"
"Blame school shooting #44938.2 not the manufacturer!"
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>>768644347
I can concede that. I still have more experience with middle class defending them more, but that could just be because lower class don't hang around my circles nor have the means to be shitposting on social media about them.
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>>768638809
It wasn't always like this. Recently I saw my friend's daughter's math homework. Common core is the downfall of intelligence. I wasn't allowed to use a calculator is half of my math courses. And these days, they have "open book" tests. Like wtf? If it's open book than have you really learned anything?
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>>768639125
It could be useful. Like strapping bombs to them and sending them into enemy lines.
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>>768644213
not really. your average human of any race has the same ability to use tools to harm others.

you're not gonna die if a pom randomly snaps and nibble at you tho.
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>>768644285
Its known fact mutations do all those things but sorry I didn't put it In Retard mode
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>>768644641
https://youtu.be/pl3ByuKlVUA
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>>768644229
>is as wrong so I'm going to keep moving the goal post
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>>768644712
Boy, be gone from this thread. You've stunk up the place with your little pesky 13 year old truefacts gobbledygook, bringing irrelevant shit up at the dinner table to win invisible brain point. Fuck'way from here.
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>>768639487
>>768633142
>>768633948

This is like the Beavis and Butthead episode where they go to the pound. The worker asks what kind of dog they wanted and they said, "We want one that bites." He stuck his hand into a cage and it bit him, they were both impressed and satisfied.
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>>768644712
>Its known fact selectively bred mutations make some dogs larger, more aggressive, and more capable of murder
>>768643459
>but all dogs are the same and breeds don't exist

you're already in 24/7 retard mode my dude.
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>>768642848
>55k deaths a year to guns
>40100 deaths by driving
>11k drunk driving deaths
>480k die from ciggies (cunt)
>610k die from heart disease
>Outta 330 million plus in the USA
Just piss off it mate. Who gives a shit? We should ban sugar and tobacco before guns
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>>768644716
Sorry your mom had to die like that.
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>>768644863
You have no goal post to move. You've had no point other than to say an annoying irrelevant fact to the oldest post ITT, Get the fuck out.
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>>768644949
These statement don't contradict echother. I'm not sure you understand what a breed is
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>>768645092
And I'm sure you don't understand what a colloquialism or connotation is, you annoying autistic pissant.
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>>768639487
>I'll keep kids away from it and make sure he can't hop the fence.
>said every mystified pitbull owner shortly before their dog somehow got out and killed a kid
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my dad (major boner for pits) rescued a pit and at first i was scared that as he grew up he might maul somebody and shit,but all he does is sleep and eat our leftovers while occasionally attack random ass dogs. BTW i sell from our house and kids as young as 4 come by and we don't have him tied up (somebody stole his chain). IDGAF about this pitbull drama but I'm here to say we lucked out with this pit (just hate having to unlock his jaw from dogs after a fight) but with kids he seems to just go up towards them and have them play with him. Yeah at first I was scared straight that we might attack but now having him for 8 years he surprised me (he was a pup when my dad got him). I think it has to do with him being dropped off by his owners and/or his cancer he has. but either way still think pits are fucking insane.
>>768644347
I live in the suburbs
not white tho just native american
around a bunch of whites and blacks
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>>768643051
>in there mouth
And you're calling Americans retarded? Time to kys
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>>768645277
Call me uncle tom, but wasn't black people the ones who invented the set yourself on fire challenge? Self-hating whites are so pathetic.
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>>768645265
Yup like parents mystified their cat killer son shot up the local school.
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>>768645092
>all dogs are the same
>except they're not and they're actually extremely different
>i'm not contradicting myself at all
Is there a term for someone who'd both mentally retarded and autistic, or does it still fall under the retard umbrella?
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>>768645325
Hey buddy not everyone rnjoys shoving chocolate eggs up their ass!
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>>768645427
special ed
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>>768645465
Cluck cluck motherfucker
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>>768633545
Or we could just stop domesticating animals in general?
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I love how this thread has divulged into literal namecalling.
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>>768633142
Great thread
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>>768645629
It's /b/
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>>768633545
You've never owned a dog in your life have you?
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>>768645297

those are lower class suburbs, my friend
I'm guessing based on your description that they're either very close, within 2 or so miles, of a high-crime low income area, or are an area that used to be affluent white-only less than 50 years ago and are currently the way they are due to white flight, or both
people in actual suburbs that are far away from crime/lower class areas very much look down on those neighborhoods
they aren't real suburbs
not trying to be a dick, just saying the truth, I lived in a place very similar to the kind of place you're describing for a good 5 years of my life, it's a pale imitation of real middle class white suburbia
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>>768645931
Why are these pitbull memes so goddamn hilarious to me.
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>>768633142
they don't think they're food though you retard. they're just psychopaths
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should gas them all like the britbongs do
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>>768645134
#NotAllDogs
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>>768645593
dogs have been domesticated for well over 10,000 years. when was the last time humans fully domesticated a new animal?
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>>768645785
Actually we are pretty far from crime risked areas but i do see what you mean. I say we are just below the middle class. I never claimed I was middle class. I just said i live in the suburbs. and yes I do know the real suburbs cause they always put people like me down at local parties.
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>>768646483
this looks like a genuine quote that for sure actually happened and is definitely properly attributed to the person who totally said it in real life.
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>>768646721
i don't even want to know how many angry responses this got thinking it was real.
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>>768646866
It's twitter, every moron on there probably thought it was real.
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>>768633142
What triggers me is that your head is on so backwards that you'd rather massacre innocent dogs than acknowledge niggers are violent subhumans who raise their dogs to be savage beasts
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>>768644716
Did she die?
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>>768647160
Found the pit bull
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>>768633958
Yeah, memes.
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>>768643051
>there
Check you're spelling
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>>768643118
>DOG'S
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>>768648581
Holy shit, I didn't know someone actually made a picture about this. Glorious. Wish you posted it when that dipshit wrote that.
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>>768644312
>forced meme
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>>768648801
>liar

Twitter idiots infuriate me till no end.
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When it comes down to it I believe that all animals are capable of any evil intention much like humans are as well, so I would like to think that people who are raised in horrible environments are more likely to be more destructive and dangerous people so I think in regards to that theory dogs would be the same way. It takes a lot of wiping to clear my asshole of all the shit that builds up and for some reason I never tend to get it completely clean, I’ve had this problem for years and I could use help bad I wipe and I wipe and I never get it clean all the way any suggestions?
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>>768640536
Souce me up
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>>768644553

This is why, if I ever have a child, it's going to be homeschooling for sure.

I had this fight with all sorts of stupid people. Tests should be 90% of your grade. If you can spend an entire year studying something, and you STILL can't call on that information when it matters, you don't deserve to graduate.

Meanwhile, homework, which you can cheat on, is 50% of the grade. Open book testing was around when I was in school, but only for pop quizzes and small stuff.

Then again, I was educated in California, which is bad even on the USA scale.
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i have a deaf and autistic [feel free to laugh or call BS] pit bull. found him as a very small puppy.
He is 6 never hurt another living creature, or even acted aggressive towards another creature.
He loves small children.
I didn't pick out a pit. I just found the poor bastard.
It's a bit frustrating not being able to find a place to live and shit like that because he looks like a pit.
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>>768649672
i call BS
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>>768643329
>i don't have stats to back that up
Yes so instead you used a logical fallacy
Your logical fallacy is anecdotal, you used a personal experience to make your point instead of actual evidence.
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You know what's funny? There's autists on r/conspiracy that think this is some government psyop against pits.
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>>768644347
i live in a nice suburb/small town and i can tell you for a fact that pitbulls are now trendy here, and not just among lower class people.
every 30-something yuppie family i see is accompanied by a downie-looking nigger dog
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Its all evolutionary science. Of course the pit bull is more aggressive they were bred to be that way. You ever hear of an underground chihuahua fighting ring? Some animals are meant to fight, some arent. Can you really blame people for putting two and two together
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I knew a female pit who was used to rile up fighting dogs. They butchered her ears and tried to do her tail, but something went wrong, and they left her for dead with her tail half attached. She wandered onto my friend's porch and fell asleep, and they found her and took her in.

She has never bitten a person. She was TERRIFIED of me when she first saw me. I'm a big dude. But she never bit me. She barked a lot, she growled a lot, but never even snapped. And now she fucking loves me, and she always starts crying and jumping all over me when I visit.

She lives with an infant, a 4 year old, and a 12 year old. She's always been nice to them, even when they're riding her or pulling her tail or whatever. Best doggo 11/10.

I'm not saying she's not capable of killing someone, I'm just saying she would never do it unless she got rabies or something.
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>>768642312
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I swear every pit bull owner is the type of white trash with burnt ass skin who always reeks of tobacco and has little to no teeth with fucking plaid shorts.
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>>768649643
>>768644553
More retards who don't understand the excruciatingly simple concept of common core.
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>>768650400
kek.

cheked
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>>768650449
I never commented on common core in my post, I just don't like the school system valuing a cheatable piece of homework over a genuine test of knowledge.

Common core might work, but I don't think it's going to change much to be honest. I don't think the average member of the generation in school now will be able to do advanced mathematics with ease.

Mathematicians will be mathematicians. Normal people will learn what they need to in order to get by in life.

Frankly, a system that would improve daily life much more significantly would be a move to a base 12 counting system. But that's another conversation.
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>>768633545
"Labrador and pitbull are the same"
The fuck is wrong with you, lmao
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>>768650737
Calling a school exam a genuine test of knowledge is a bit of a stretch. Open book tests are fine, life has lots of open book test situations. Yeah American schools are pretty shit right now. I think it probably has to do with the anti-public education sentiment of like half of the country's political base. We couldn't even convert to metric base 12 is out of the question.
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>>768649013
Yeah but people like them are a diamond dozen.
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>>768649547
this, that's some fine quality material
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>>768633142
>christian single mothers meme better than left.
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>>768651042
When does life have open book tests? Not being a dick, I just genuinely can't think of a good example.

Also, a conversion to base 12 would have been smarter than the creation of the metric system in the first place. You can thank the French for that, by the way. They were so obsessed with base 10 that they wanted to create a system entirely based on it. Hence metric.

Besides being decimal, metric offers very little in the way of ease of use. I will never ever need to convert feet to miles or nautical miles. I will never need to convert gallons to ounces. Name one situation where that would actually make a difference.

Not to mention, we use decimal applied to the imperial system. 4.25 miles, 0.125 inches. I used it for years when I worked in manufacturing. We also used metric, but it really made no difference for high precision work.
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>>768650588
check'd you right back, /b/ro
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>>768645277
>black guy defending pitbulls

Fucking pottery.
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>>768651717
lol, not gonna lie I am a CSM, believe it or not we have a lot of fun meming.
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>>768651745
Any white collar profession I can think of has parallels to open book testing. Reference manuals for a QA is one of the many.

I'm sure base 12 has its merits, but the point was that metric has much more momentum and precedence today than base 12 and we couldn't even adopt that, so base 12 is a pipe dream.

Metric is easier to convert. You may not need to convert much but it's better at that. Imperial works fine but the whole rest of the world uses metric so it makes way more sense to do science with it.

Yes you can use imperial, but it makes it harder when you have to deal with mixed metric and imperial shit, so unless it's strictly domestic manufacturing, and even then, it has issues.
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>>768650007
You're pitching concepts waaaaay beyond the debating skills of the average /b/tard.
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>>768652264
>uses the term /b/tard

Friend, are we old?
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>>768647518
topkek
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>>768652126
Fair enough, I do agree that metric should be taught in schools, but I don't think people realize how hard a total transition is at this point. Canada did it more than 40 years ago, with much simpler technology, and it still was messy and costly. Planes literally crashed because of it. Or one plane, anyway. Still, it causes issues, and I don't think the US would actually recoup any of that money or hardship losses in the long run. It would just be capitulation and appeasement of Europeans, which they definitely like.
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>>768652064
tits or gtfo
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>>768651745
>When does life have open book tests? Not being a dick, I just genuinely can't think of a good example.
When I can't figure out something at work, I google "how to X"
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>>768633142
>>768640581
>>768640512
>>768642312
>>768644477
>>768651717

Quality child murder.
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>>768652334
Not quite; lurking since 09' - still a newfag
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>>768652677
You mean you can do the same job day after day, and still not know how to do it after a year?

I'm not talking about something presenting new challenges all the time. I'm talking about something you've practiced and reviewed for an entire year. Long division is not internet security.
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>>768633142
Fucking sides
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>>768652961
I'm sorry I don't know how to integrate third party hardware manufactured in badwater China into a a decades old control system without looking up the manual for it first
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whats with the racism? Very much anti-pitbull but never met a nig that owned one. They are owned by meth dealers and other various trailer park residents around these parts
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>>768653116
Again, that's not a situation you've handled every day for a year. I'm not saying we should test kids on things they've never seen before. I'm saying when we test them on things they've practiced a million times, we should actually make them prove they know it, instead of just copying from a book.
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>>768653272
>Again, that's not a situation you've handled every day for a year.
I actually get that at least once a project. People get thrown more curve balls than you think.
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>>768653362
>curve balls

Exactly. Again, not saying we should include calculus questions on algebra tests. Not saying we should include medical terms in vocabulary tests. If we did throw those kind of curve balls at kids, then the book would be totally justified.

We're not talking about an advanced job here. We're talking about teaching basic concepts to children.
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this is my purebred staffordshire bull terrier aka "pitbull" in the us. best dog ever and he loves to eat stupid people like most of you! look at him! he is smiling looking forward to killing you :)
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>>768645055
this.
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>>768653856
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>>768645427
kek
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>>768638557
Can't speak for him, but i'm Dutch and i learned The Queen's English in elementary school.
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>>768653856
have the medical bills hit yet? wait til its hips go out like every other pit. they are the most expensive breed to own by far, in terms of medical work
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>>768645629
what else do you expect from pitbull owners
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>>768654022
>this

Although every purebred has its issues. Most breeders are lazy and inbreed. My friend's mom bought a bichon, and it chewed its fur off all the time because of "skin irritation and anxiety"

The dog was literally retarded. She choked herself out on her leash all the time. She ran directly under a moving car once. Back tire ran over her head and fractured her snout. She still ran after cars.
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>>768654180
abominations of...I want to say forced evolution but evolution by definition occurs naturally so...abominations of genetic engineering? are pitbulls GMOs?
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>>768653856
please dont type a smiley face you flaming faggot

nice troll though
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>>768633142
>hey nons, look here, a nice glitch!!!
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lol, every breed has its problems, all the recent generations are xrayed for hip problems, and dogs are selected for breeding based on results among others, allso limiting exercise at a young age is key to not have peoblems later. staffy is not more expensive than orher dogs, i have him ensured and pay same as every other breed. the diff is that now people love their dog more and wont put them down when a 5k$ operation can restore the health. thats why we pay ensurance.. :)
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>>768636392
I hate pits too, but poodles, despite the funny-sounding name, can be quite dangerous. Many are larger and stronger than pits.
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>>768654502
nobody on /b/ gives a fuck about your subliminal advertisement marketing shillfuck

0 watches will be bought from here, go neck yourself
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>>768643118
>Dog's

wow
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>>768650007
I mean he literally said he didn't have facts to back it up, can you read?
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>>768633142
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>>768651042
>American schools are shit

Yeah no, there's a reason why everyone comes to our universities, they're the best.

Now high school level, yeah we're above average, but colleges we fuckin smoke other countries out of the water.
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>>768655121
Obviously we have good top colleges, we're talking k-12. We do not do very well at all k-12 for the money we spend, our shit is all fucked up.
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>>768633545
DOesnt count police dog attacks, source?
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>>768633142
Fuck off with your raid new fag

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/%23pitbulldropoff/
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>>768635147
The breed of allahu akbar. Dog of peace!
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>>768653856
How does genetics put this kindly, purebred=inbred
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German Shepard’s kills way way way more people that pit bulls, needle like teeth puncture arteries and people usually die from these bites. But we don’t collect data on police dogs attacking people....
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>>768649184
You need to eat more fiber. Your shit shouldn't smear like that.

Eat a salad and raw vegs in general. Drink more water. Thank me later.
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>>768655522
>Muh gun allegory
Fucking newfag /pol/lacks I should spam the screen caps on Twitter
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>>768648514
>>768654973
It grammatically works you illiterate samefag.
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>>768655522
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan without ever have being on this site. all you retards do is post the same garbage everyday because thats what you are, basically what im trying to say is your a fucking faggot
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>>768655522
Guard dog=gun=weapon=responsibility
>but muh rights
>jimmy can’t open a can of spaghetti with a can opener, but he owns some of the finest firearms and fighting dogs the world has ever seen
>Merica forever
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>>768655517
well mines 1,6% inbred, don't consider that much, but ye if you modify the breeds as much as they have some reuse of the gene pool is to be expected.
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>>768643944
>Somehow the dog broke free
>I can't believe my dog would bite someone
>You must have done something
>You're racist

Classic combo.
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>>768655522
I would say 90% of those dogs are ordered to do so though. Pitt Bulls aren't they just do it.
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>>768636392
Eh, my German Shepherd technically has a stronger bite force then a pit. I can stick my entire hand in her mouth with the only risk being getting covered is saliva.

I also used to live with a fully grown pit we found as a stray on the streets. Biggest fucking baby in the world. Used to wrestle him for fun.
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>>768644347
>sister makes 6 figures
>is whiter than anyone in this thread
>owns 2 pit bulls.
I grew up in suburbia too. I knew quite a few pit bull owners. Mostly middle aged women that decided pitbulls were just SO cute.

How retarded are you?
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>>768643944
My favorite are shitty owners saying "I swear hes never done that before"!
You know your dog is a piece of shit. Don't lie.
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>>768654502
>subliminal
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If you want a dog that can be vicious and protect your family there are plenty of viable options

If you want a dog that also won't murder you for no reason, then a pit bull is not the best choice
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Even the military banned them because they were attacking their own soldiers on base
http://www.fight4them.org/war-dogs-pit-bulls-in-the-military/
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>>768646721
That dog is roasting its owner in its head. Its like "you fuckin bitch"
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>>768658464
the ultimate fucking BTFO.
I mean I don't think it's possible to get BTFO'd harder on this planet than this lmao...
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>>768633824
It's a satire page go check it out
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>>768655077
nice dubs, but no source or anything, anyone can make a pie chart...
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>>768658464
>how you raise them
cough...
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>>768639588
Very good.
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>>768645134
>can easily be disciplined
Show me a hunting dog that can be easily discplined!
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Why is 4chan so proud of itself over this whole pit bull thing? Congratulations everyone you posted something outrageous and you were met with outrage. I'm pretty sure you've already done this before too? Like the exact same thing? God y'all are just so funny and original. Who knew that making posts about killing dogs would make dog owners mad?
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>>768633142
>Christian Single Mothers

kek
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>>768661143
tits or gtfo, tumblr
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>>768633701
but regarding race they happen to be mostly niggers
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>>768661223
Fuck you nerd I'll never expose my boy nips to you sloads
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>>768661143
It's literally just /pol/ riding some twitterfags dick. And trying to patsy /b/ despite them leaving a trail. The left can't meme the same as that can't meme, /b/ had Pepe in 08 /pol/ wasn't even a thing till 2011 after /new/ was killed for the same shit these faggots do.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/%23pitbulldropoff/
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>>768646574
lets start now. massive spiders we can put saddles on and ride on ceilings sound fun.
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>>768661370
triggered
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>>768647160
I too would like to genocide niggers if I were a pitbull.
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>>768641459
and then get banned from twitter for saying "nigger"
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>>768661453
Boy howdy it's been a long time since I've seen that image
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>>768661542
I imagine you see it a lot.
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>>768644415
Not an argument. Guns are not alive or act on their own and are guaranteed by the constitution.
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>>768661592
I used to see it a lot when people didn't have the brain cells to form a proper rebuttal but then the image died and the rest of the world moved on. Seems that I've stumbled upon a modern day neanderthal.
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>>768649672
probably hasn't hurt anyone because he's mentally handicapped
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>>768661592
Must be a twitterfa... Oops I mean /new... The_don.., man you /pol/lacks are fags even for here, must be a meme from whoever you guys were blowing at the time. Make sure to spread it on you /pol/ Facebook group so everyone knows how cancerous you niglets are.
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>>768661818
kek, I can practically hear your rage breathing.
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>>768660922
HOLY SHIT!
BINGO!!
I just got bingo!!
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>>768661905
Nice
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>>768653856
I'd love to see him try
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>>768633142
If pitbulls were as agressive and prone to biting as chihuahuas you might have a case against them.
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>>768661882
I wonder how many posts have been made that are the exact same as this one. Image and all. Keep posting more pls because I am just fuming over here.
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>>768661668
>>768661668
>We think everyone deserves a musket gun thingy. A musket is a musket so you have a chance when another with muskets come around, not like these'll develop any further into being mass murder machines
>Oh we're also gonna put some stuff about slavery into the constitution to guarantee stuff like runaways being brought back.
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>>768662028
Wait, you're still going? Even when someone kindly pointed out the bait?
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>>768662012
>a chihuahua bite is the same as a pitbull bite
you're not serious
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>>768662084
By that logic when the founding fathers wrote the first amendment they only meant for it to protect free speech from 17th century printing presses and nothing else.
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Pitbulls are harmless
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>>768662138
No I actually want more
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>>768662217
All I'm saying is that they're nigger dogs and the only reason these threads aren't all about shitting on those yippy little mutts is because they aren't capable of nearly as much damage. If pit bulls were as foul as tacomutts the numbers would be astounding. Ditto if tacomutts were the size of pitbulls.
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>>768662232
Probably not, since it was nearly the close of the 18th century by the time it was written.
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>>768655077
cuck larper wannabe completely making up bullshit pulling lies straight from the ass

although, full disclosure i hate pitbulls and they are evil but this poster is mentally retarded
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>>768662402
>if things were different, then things would be different!
thanks
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>>768662456
FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERNET IS NOT FREE SPEECH

BAN ASSAULT ALPHABETS
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>>768662232

Well, free speech gets you lots of leeway. It won't get you any coverage when using said freedom to solicit terrorist threats, luring a minor and etc.

And saying bad stuff that's even mostly agreed upon isn't protected from societal fallout e.g. hate speech getting you fired from a job or banned from any particular website or gaming network.
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>>768662711
Yeah and they wouldn't have allowed any of those things to happen in their time, just as they wouldn't have allowed commie fucks to dismantle the constitution.

The constitution does not guarantee the right to own a pit fighting dog either.
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Kamikozawa Kensuke Efficient Energetic Self-Confident Strong-Willed Strategic Thinkers Charismatic and Inspiring
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>>768662542
You shouold really be hating on every little ankle biting piece of shit dog because they've all got a screw loose. Between my sister's family and my own we've had four or five pitbulls and every one of them was a great dog. The pitbull black lab was an interesting pooch, for sure.
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>>768654012

>Dutch
>The Queen's English

I can already hear you thick dutch accent through the internet.
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>>768662844
>Yeah and they wouldn't have allowed any of those things to happen in their time

>Because calling blacks & other non-whites as sub-human wasn't hate speech, it was normal. So that's totally fine.

>And using said speech to raise terrorist revolts which led to a deadly war almost a century afterwards is cool too

kek
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>>768663230
>Because calling blacks & other non-whites as sub-human wasn't hate speech, it was normal. So that's totally fine.

nothing wrong with that
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this shit funny
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>>768643329
White sure, but dunno about middle class. Where I live, pit bulls are the dog of choice among our “working” class white families. These are the same families who produce most of the skinheads (criminals), drug addicts (criminals), and criminals in our area.

Like all Americans, these people are somehow proud of everything negative about themselves and see pit bulls as some sort of manifestation of their own worst characteristics: aggressive, dangerous, scary etc.
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>>768637770
Gtfo you can't keep an adult chimp
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>>768665268
>typical pit cunt
lel
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>>768633545
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>>768665268
>>768665526
it appears the owner is as bloodlusting as her dog
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>>768665844
Pits are only as vicious as their owners, clearly this woman is perfectly equipped to raise a nice, polite and good pit.
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