STOP! Sir, we suspect dubs, trips, and possibly quads on your person. Don't worry, this is a routine check. As long as you have no GETs you can go on your merry way.
It's all good, Officer.
Do what you must.
What if someone plants gets on me?
>>768631388
Touch your toe and elbows right now. Get out of the car. don't move.
>>768631388
Get in the car motherfucker you're mine
>>768631599
a corrupt officer... should've known...
and to think you were invited to my family barbecue....
Nothing to see here.
>>768630987
Bark bark
kthx
Fuck the police
Sir I an a nigger so check em
U can check officer
black lives matter
Of course, officer. You will find I am a completely law-abidding citizen.
I dont got shit occifer
i know it happens but why do i never get to see the threads where the OP has a get? are they just like corrupt cops slipping them into the anons to hit them up for bribes?
at least im clean
the fucks a vehale resuscitation
>>768632555
GET HIM BOYS
>>768630987
Official /r9k/ Server of sad
We all need a place to talk and be ourselves. The world is a very cruel place.
>Are you hurting?
>Do you enjoy your life?
>Is there something to get off your chest?
RqBR4R
RqBR4R
RqBR4R
RqBR4R
RqBR4R
real nigga hours ya'll
I dindu nuffin
>>768630987
fuck you
>>768632733
NO GANGS ALLOWED AROUND THESE PARTS CRIMINAL SCUM
>>768632900
Tell it to my glock punk!
>>768630987
Fuck the police.
>>768630987
Jus passin thu here sir
Fuck off, officer
>>768630987
Fuck da police!
I dindu nuffin!
>>768630987
Nothing here officer
>>768630987
Sorry officer. Feel free to inspect
Fine whatever, search me
oof
>>768630987
No dubs here, officer.
Office sir, I assure you I’m not doing anything illegal!
I want my phone call!
>>768633315
Told you I was clean you fucking pig
Sorry copper, you're going to have to pry these dubs from my cold, dead, hands
>>768630987
why hello officer
>>768633366
BAG 'EM, BOYS
>>768633366
Bake him away, toys
>>768633366
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
I'm good nothing on me
tase me pleade
>>768633555
HE'S GOT A GUN
I pay your salary
>>768633555
Bro are you high again? What did we say about smoking the evidence
>>768633555
THIS IS A CODE RED, I REPEAT A CODE RED
WE HAVE IMPOSTORS IN OUR MIDST
It's not myne
>>768633555
>>768633600
CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP
>>768633600
Freeze dirtbag!
>>768630987
Nothing to hide there sir
>>768632555
>>768633555
hmm its like almost identical twins
>>768630987
No GETs here officer.
Do you know who you are talking to?
>>768633775
Shit, fucking Internal Affairs. My career is over.
>>768633844
GET ON THE GROUND I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!!!
MY DADDY CAN GET YOU FIRED!! DONT TOUCH ME!
>>768633844
ITS THE ASIAN BOYZ!
I assure you, I have not a single get on me sir.
I'm clean, sir Office sir. No gets
ok officer no need to shoot I'm just a typical nigger passing by
Nothing you can do I'm lawyered up
>>768630987
Cleaner than a divorced man's bank account
>>768633899
THE SAME CORRUPT COP TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>>768633899
Another crooked cop.... just like real life!
>>768633899
NO U!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=3s&v=XBMQjPhE11s
>>768633977
TAZE HIS ASS!
I am a traveling citizen, it is against the law to arrest me, I do not consent, may I see your superior
I'm clean I swear nothing to see here
>>768633899
FUCK I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THESE BACK ON I-240
All clear here officer
Feel free to search, officer, I'm clean I swear.
I will comply peacefully, as I am a law abiding citizen.
No dubs trips or quads here sir
eat all my holes out
what's the officer problem?
I’m not hiding any filthy GETs sir
wuads
>>768630987
WHO YOU DISSIN NIGGA? ME? WANNA GET SHOT WHITE CRACKA? BLACK POWER BIAAATCH
>>768634488
>>768634466
YOU WERE WARNED
BANG BANG RATATATATATATATATAT
>>768634466
You sick fuck, you’re under arrest.
>>768634488
get him officer! Another dindu nuffin nigger
>>768634556
Good job, less paperwork this way.
>>768634556
SHEEEEEEIIIIIT
>>768634556
>556
Hmmmmm... Should we involve Internal affairs? Highly suspicious.
...
>>768634789
It’s just a cop with a prescription pill problem. Extremely common, not worth the trouble
w-what?
>>768630987
Oh no...
>>768630987
nigga i aint do anyfin
>>768630987
Nothing to see here officer
I'm clean sir
its because im black isnt it this is racial profiling and im gonna sue your entire station just for even thinking of pulling me over
check these
fuck you pig
>>768630987
law enforcement is the backbone to our society.
Officer, I'm just a poor country boy. I couldn't afford dubs even if I wanted.
I'm clean
Fucking tornado or die niglets
Shit
>>768630987
My nigga you know I don't have shit on me, shieeett
Get a warrant.
*whistles
Drives away...
>>768635411
>>768636355
got away with it
Am clean officwr
>>768636661
Motherfucker you call that clean? Looking dodgy as fuck to me! Gonna need to take you in for questioning, shit...
>>768630987
Its all good her officer
You can't arrest me I'M ALREADY DYING!
>>768630987
Maaan fuck the popo lemme outta here niggaz with yo checkpoint bullshiett
>>768630987
Ok but no hands on my pants ok?
Don't worry officer. I'm a good boi.
Why hello officer
>>768630987
Checkem fag
Dahuah officer may I shit eat a log?
I DINDU NUTHIN. Uuhh.. The poster after this post has them dubs.
>>768636717
But u said dubs, trops and quads, what did i do wrong :( ?
I know my rights officer
>>768630987
no gets
Nothing on me
Im clean, i swear officer
>>768637663
I'm watching you
>>768630987
I’m an undercover cop, I sweae, this cocaine was confiscated from El Chapo, it’s not mine
No dubs here. I smoked them already
>>768638025
https://youtu.be/7NkUOr1xAO8
singles, please!
>>768638033
Uh-huh. Then what's that in your pocket, chuckle fuck? Hands where I can see 'em, assclown.
>>768636355
Youz in trough, nigga
No dubs here officer
C'mon meteor, let's get outta here
>>768638247
> chuckle fuck
why did i just lose to this,megakek
>>768638377
>>768638433
WHY.WON'T.YOU.DIE!!!!!?!?!?!!?!
Don't worry I'm safe
Nothing here, officer.
>>768638565
>>768638608
>>768638626
You are all good to go,move along citizen.
Ok
Not that pocket!
This one
>>768630987
So, am I free to go?
8888
>>768630987
Rolling piggy
I'm clean
>>768630987
let me find it..
>>768638888
NANI THE FUCK
>>768638888
Neck yourself tho
What is "Dubs"?
>>768638888
I NEED BACKUP,COPY,I NEED BACK UP!
THIS IS A ARMED SUSPECT!
GET EM BOYS
>>768638888
>escobar?
>>768630987
Good evening officer
>>768638807
Thanks sir
>>768638888
I'm calling the National Guard
fuck 12
>>768638888
fuck off scriptfag
>>768630987
sorry officer, we're you talking about these check?!
>>768630987
haha, certainly officer
definitely "check" this "get" i have here lol
Nothing to see here officer, I'll just be on my way
i got nothing to hide
>>768638888
HOLY FUCKING JESUS' LEFT NUTSACK HAIRS SWEAT BEAD I NEED BACKUP THIS MAN IS A MASTERMIND CRIMINAL
all my digits are 7s
>>768638888
Somebody call the air force,we need to drone strike this cuntbag!
gets get got?
No problem, officer.
>>768639108
when the last 2 digits of your post number are the same
>>768637266
Missed one
>>768639455
GET 'IM
>>768630987
i'm clean i swear
It’s hip to be square
>>768639455
*sigh* Another cop under the influence.
Really is a shame.
Why hello officer
>>768630987
Sorry officer I never carry dubs.
>>768630987
howdy pardner, I'm clean as a whistle, no gets while I'm around
>>768639799
Such a shame indeed...
Hey they, cop.
You got a warrant?
did someone call me
>>768630987
officer, I roll quints or better, so step aside
dubs?
nothing to see here occifer
*shoots officer back*
>>768630987
As you can see officer I´m not hiding anything.
>>768640311
You dun goofed
I DO NOT CONSENT!
I DO NOT CONSENT!
>>768640311*calls officer* hello i'd like to report a crime
I DINDU NUFFIN YOU PIG
hello officer just passing through haha
>>768640477
hello 911.
dubs get
>>768640311
Suuure pal
dubs get here now
do we have dubs guys?
no gets
*reeeeeeeeeee*
>>768630987
i plead the fifth
Don't worry, officer. I'm cleaner than soap
>>768640700
it's a crime boi.
Sorry Pig, but I'm rollin with dubs!
Umm
It's not what it looks like.
Got em
>>768630987
rolf
>>768640477
Another on the chopiing-block.
>>768640722
speak for yourself lad! I don't see how we are really that different
>>768640801
https://youtu.be/UMixbHU5NpI
No nuffin ociffer
>>768640722
>bu..but officer I'm white
>>768640855
TAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS!
Hello sir, don't CHECK my ass for I have nothing up there
>>768640855
ha ha ha ha ha *evil maniac laugh*
>>768640855
With dubs like that ain't no one gonna be taking it easy on your ass in the slammer!
>>768640855
You gonna be the parking lot for some nigga.
>>768630987
excuse me ociffer are you acussing meh of possion?
let's try trips this time.
>>768640933
You 'bout to get that little white boy ass of yours pounded, too. Don't go acting cocky on us, boi!
trips cometh
georg buhs dont care abut black peolpe
yolo *slurps on covfefe and texts on iPhone.
>>768640900
Another corrupt cop..
>>768630987
Fuck the police
Don’t mind me officers just balancing the universe
>>768641229
kek look at em go
slurp slur
hello mister officer.
Im innocent.
My hacker friend in the back is not removing my gets so stay away from him.
>>768630987
Pls no occifer
>>768641337
SHIT! WE GOT A 1337 HACKER HERE! SHOOT HIM!
>>768641337
LEET GET
>>768640988
Are you guys seriously gonna let this one slide? Useless fucking cops
>>768640933
,>>768640988
>>768641322
Be ready, unfortunate, Anons
can I take your order sir
Ok officer
>>768641466
SIR DID YOU KNOW YOU POSSESS ILLEGAL DUBS?
>>768641337
Yourhacker freind is going to jail
>>768641337
Was counting on seeing this one here.
Dubs in the batter?
>>768630987
Nothing here officer..
>>768640988
>>768640933
>>768640900
>>768640855
>>768640722
>>768640700
>>768640477
>>768639799
>>768639600
>>768639533
>>768639455
>>768639266
>>768638888
>>768637266
>>768636355
>>768635411
>>768634488
>>768634466
>>768633977
>>768633899
>>768633844
>>768633655
>>768633600
>>768633555
>>768633366
>>768632900
>>768632733
>>768632555
>>768631599
>>768631388
Worry not, fair citizen's! Every criminal has been taken care of, and taken to the slammer. Please resume your normal everyday lives.
You don't just arrest SATAN
Alright
>>768641644
Shove that baton up your ass, corrupt cop!
>>768641644
DIRTY COP
>>768641598
No sir, but its in those xans
Hold up. You think I have dubs? I think N O T friend.
Check em.
>>768641644
gre-e-e-e-asy
>>768641644
YOUR FAKE!
>>768641777
YOUR ON THE CHECKLIST OF BUBBAS LIST OF PEOPLE TO RAPE.
>>768641777
Fuck.
>>768641644
PLOT FUCKING TWIST
>>768641777
Trips, huh. Put him down, boys
>>768641844
Looks like your on it too, fake copper.
>>768641777
Checked. You filthy criminal scum.
>>768641844
YOU TOO, BITCH! LUBE UP THAT BOOTY HOLE!
>>768641705
batons r for girly cheerleaders
>>768641888
GET IN THAT CELL, NOW!
>>768641888
Don't you sell your partner out, scum!
>>768630987
I would never officer.
>>768641888
Stop right there, criminal scum!
>>768641498
You caught me officer so whats gonna happen to me
Roll.
Jesus christ so many fake cops
>>768630987
Alrighty officer, nothing on me
>>768638888
>>768641337
>this thread
oh heck
You got nothing on me
>>768642018
YOUR GOING TO JAIL 4THIS YEAR
>>768630987
REEEEEEEEEE
>>768642111
STOP REEE-ING BEFORE BUBBA COMES ALONG.
>>768630987
wHaT sEeMs To Be ThE pRoBlEm, OfFiCeR?
>>768642111
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
>>768642111
Sir, did you know that possession of trips is illegal in these parts?
>>768642177
You too, asshole.
>>768642177
STOP RIGHT THERE IMPERSONATER!
>>768642177
Sir, did you know that possession of dubs is illegal in these parts?
>>768642244
>>768642255
WELL YOU 2 ARE IN FOR A PRIZE!
>>768630987
I have been get free for 9 months officer
>>768642244
NO, YOU STOP DOUBLE IMPERSONATER.
>>768642244
>>768642255
You fucked up bois. Lube up!
>>768642298
Suspicious...
>>768642323
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU DIRTBAG, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME
don't know why it needs to be said but officers of the law are obviously allowed to be in possession of dubs, trips, and quads. How else are they gonna do their jobs?
S-search me officers~
>>768642466
YOUR GOING IN THE VAN, WITH ME, FOR SECRET REASONS.
>>768642466
To the slammer with you!
>>768642508
ur a fukin bad oficcer.
>>768642430
B-But I have no dubs on me...
>>768642544
OF COURSE YOU SAY THAT, DUBY BOY!
>>768642544
Sir, did you know that possession of dubs is illegal in these parts?
>>768642571
no i was using it to decorate
>>768642569
OF COURSE YOU SAY THAT, CHILD MOLESTER 69 BOI
>>768642569
YOUR IN JAIL NOW MOE LESTER.
>>768642544
And you're a bad criminal.
>>768642466
You've been naughty
I'm your average human, I do not currently possess illegal repeating numbers.
CУКA ЫУAT! FUCKING AMERIKANKSI COPS!
Nice day officer.
>>768630987
have nuthin sir
Go ahead, I got nothing on me
This thread died fast.
YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE CURSE OF ANTI DUBS.
>>768643172
check these then
Holy shit we are infected.
/thread
am spook
Legendary thread my dudes, bye.
WTF SOMEONE FUCKIN BREAK THE CURSE
I wish I had dubs officer I am but a humble lolicon
No fuckin way.
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