Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders.
These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
>>768624150
But you are safer without it than with it, so are those people.
>>768624150
Invalid analogy
>>768624419
Who's baiting who in this thread?
>>768624150
>The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world
That's...not true.
The US homicide rate is about 4.8 per 100,000 which is like 126 out of about 219 countries. Definitely not the safest, definitely not the worst.
>>768624150
Is this copy pasta? I hope, I'd hate to think OP actually, unironically, wrote this shit.
>>768624150
Wait, wtf are you gun nuts so worried about if the USA is so fucking safe outside of 5 cities? Why even waste your money on a gun? Shit, if you're going to throw away money on useless protection, why not take out a $1,000,000 insurance policy on your dick or build a fucking moat around your house? Why stop there, maybe you need a 60ft tall 2foot thick titanium wall with razor sharp blades on top to keep out the zombies.
Your argument is such shit that it only shows how retarded you are for defending your useless defenses.
A gun doesn't do shit for you other than settle your pussy ass emotions and fears.
OP is right. Atomic warheads also don't kill people, Ima go out and get a couple of those bad boys to protect mah house from them niggers and evil governments. DON'T TREAD ON ME!
>>768624617
if you subtract the non-white element it's basically not far off of Norway or other nice area of europe.
>>768624150
I hear you brother in arms, I put a fully loaded glock with the safety off under my baby's pillow at night and he hasn't shot anyone at all.. in fact he slept like (you guessed it) a baby!
>>768624961
I bathe my kids in a bathtub with grenades and glass tubes full of pure sodium. They feel safe and I feel safe. Everything is safe if we don't do shit that isn't safe.
>>768624150
>United States is 3rd in murders
No it's fucking not.
Also:
>not AR
>not Glock
Of course it didn't do anything. You have the obese housewife of guns.
>>768624827
the pure right to bear arms leveraged against the jewish interests promoting Nu World Order in which the brown horde is out votes the whites in our own countries
>>768624924
>
Yep, and certain states are very low. Vermont is like 1.3 per 100,000 which is a third lower than Canada. Vermont is also white as fuck.
>>768625087
Not just the gun
>>768624617
And even that number is bullshit. The UK doesn't even count deaths, they only count convictions. Some researchers say it may be 4x higher than the US.
>>768625107
>our own countries
wew lad
>>768625107
Did you fall off the nigger wagon into a puddle of bleach or are you the retard from Deliverance?
>>768624961
>I hear you brother in arms, I put a fully loaded glock with the safety off under my baby's pillow at night
Glocks don't have manual safety levers, you fucking noguns pansy faggot.
Good one
aside from the political agenda
less gun control works in places that are less populated
big ass cities wouldn't really function too well if they had less gun control
and spoons don't make people fat
depression brought by shitty interactions with other people to the tipping point of snowballing (no that sex thing where the girl spits your cum back into your own mouth)
into a never ending cycle of eating and unhappyness
but anyways, there's never gonna be a universal answer for shit like that unless they
1. create one time use guns
2. make purchasing a gun safe mandatory when buying a gun
and
3. Maybe implement some sort of legal way to commit suicide with the one time use guns. I mean it's cold blooded and shit but if you'd just let people off themselves instead of being forced to live with their shitty circumstances with absolutely no out, there'd be a lot less spree shootings.
I kind of feel like depression hits you before insane anger does.
>>768624796
Shit. i didn't think of it that way. thanks for your valid argument.
I let all my children play with guns, it better than making them fear guns like they do on the fake news. On their birthdays I make them shoot out the candles instead of blowing them like a homosexual jew in the prison showers.
>>768625236
What a concise point. I sure am BTFO. You should upload this victory to world star hip hop to other blacks can share in this epic moment of anti-racism.
>>768624961
> Glock
> Safety on
>>768625498
>Arguing
>Against bait threads
Are you retarded?
>>768624150
Didn't read because of reddit spacing, fuck off.
>>768625706
>even bothering to post
we're all deficient here
>my words will end your inalienable right to self preservation
I stopped arguing with these faggots a long while ago
>>768624150
Jesus dude, we get it. You have a micro penis.
Personally, I don't see why you have to broadcast to the world that you do, in fact, have the world's smallest penis, but that's neither here nor there at this point, is it?
Anyway, best of luck getting through life with your disfigurement. Practice breathing through your nose; will make giving all that head easier.
>>768625799
It's either this, or the endless trap/loli/fur threads, you dirty shifty jew.
That's a dan Wesson not a s&w
I leave my loaded guns only where children can find them easily in case I can't reach them.. so then they can bring them to me to shoot niggers trying to rob me and rape my white wife.
>>768624924
>yeah sure these guns are used for voilence but it's mostly minorities so it doesn't count
I'm pro-gun and I think you're a retard
>>768624150
How big is your truck? What kinda lift you got? Is your ranch house on 60+ acres and 7,500sqft? You must have at least 3 daughters with bodies you fear will be touched by other men someday, and I'm betting you voted for Trump not because of his merits, but because the way you felt after his speech.
>>768624827
You won't be saying that when somebody plants a big fat .500 S&W bullet in your chest
>>768626478
You're right, but I'm sure I would have to do something to provoke that bullet right?
>>768626424
I don't want to deal with the problems of minority populations. Sounds awful.
>>768626025
I apologize on behalf of all reasonable left leaning people for this anon's faggotry. He does not represent our beliefs and we do not encourage these debate tactics
>>768626623
what my point is, is that whether they're minorities or not they still contribute to the statistics in gun violence. So bringing up their racial background is a completely different issue alltogether.
> But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders.
> These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA.
There's a lot of bullshit here, but here's the one that stands out to me:
Detroit and New Orleans gun laws are actually some of the WEAKEST in the nation.
We're literally talking weaker than Texas.
>>768624827
>but guns are so expensive! it's a waste of money on just a reassuring feeling!
Costs about 300 dollars less than your macbook, faggot
>>768626829
I always wonder, what would the reaction be at one of those gun rallies if someone open carried a fully loaded ready to fire minigun around just waving it across crowds like it's their constitutional right? Would anyone toting a handgun feel at all like they are going to get shot?
I suppose that is a bit how people feel when someone walks into a grocery store with a big ass rifle slung across their back.
The reality is, a trained person with a .22 pistol can do the job of defending themself just fine. Only a sissy needs a bigger gun.
>>768626569
It's called when you try and beat up some big dude 3 times your size packing a massive hand cannon and a 10 inch dick to slap you with
>>768625799
Nice fucking dubs, kike...
>>768627430
Why are you trying to beat up some big dude?
>>768627296
I don't buy apple shit, I build my own PCs. Beyond that, I have no use for slinging lead pellets at things. If I need to be safe, I will live in a safe area, keep my nose out of other people's shit, and focus on a world better than the bullshit gun owners fear.
>>768627430
Some day you will pick a fight and find yourself soaked in fuel and lit on fire.
Will you reach for a gun when your face is on fire?
>>768627296
>SDS Imports
It's fucking garbage, anon... Chinese-made potmetal garbage shaped like a shotgun... Don't waste your money on it.
If you want a good cheap shotgun, get a Maverick 88; budget line Mossberg 500, most 500 aftermarket parts will fit, should be around 2 bills...
>>768624827
>insurance
>moat
>walls
>razors
But I don't need to do any of those things because I own guns.
Heres the real kicker, though: I live in Chicago. I've lived her going on 40 years. When I bought my first handgun they were banned in the city. For twenty years I was supposed to register my weapons but I never did. My FOID has lapsed twice. I committed a daily felony carrying for a solid decade before it was legal. I commit regular misdemeanors by carrying in prohibited places because concealed means concealed and the powers that be can go fuck themselves.
I'm upper middle class, married, I have a good job, a mortgage, investment property, a string of letters after my name. If I ever found myself arrested I have a lobbyist's personal cell phone number and one three letter org or another will pay for my legal bills because everyone wants a test case. I've never suffered any consequences for breaking the law and I never will. If anything, I'll get even more of what I want if I ever get caught.
I'm not scared, I'm laughing.
>>768627693
I know it's garbage, just pulled up the quickest debunk to the stupid misconception that all guns are ridiculously expensive.
>>768627531
I'm convinced you're trolling now, "just live in a safe area, then your house won't get burgled" is like saying "geez, if you're starving just eat food once in a while."
>>768627531
>I have the resources to uproot my life and go elsewhere and people who buy a gun as insurance in the interim period of ghettofication of their area should just die.
>>768627886
I clap
Good point...
>>768624827
So you are saying it is pointless to spend $500 on something I can not only have fun with, hunt with, and also defend myself with if need be? Poorfag detected.
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Effective September 1, 2018 thru June 1, 2019 there will be an open season on porch monkeys (UNEMPLOYUS AFRICANAS) occasionally known as jigaboos, saucer lips, shines, jungle bunnies, spooks, ******, shadows, spear chuckers, bluegums, coons, deuces, spades, critters, blackies, splibs, tar babies and moon crickets.
The following regulations will be enforced:
1. Hunters may not hunt in parties of more than 50.
2. No single hunter may use more than 20 dogs.
3. There will be no hunting in areas considered to be game reserves such as welfare offices, food stanp distribution centers, liquer stores, Cadillac dealerships, pork rib sections of meat markets, ghettos or arenas where professional basketball is played.
4. Traps may not be baited with pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, cheap whiskey, Ripple wine or Air Jordan athletic shoes.
5. No more than 5 grams of crack cocaine are allowed to be used as bait per day, per hunter,
>>768624827
those are some /k/ ass suggestions. The only thing it's missing is some trenches and a tank on your lawn. This is /k/ommando bait.
>>768624150
Democrats control virtually every real city, retard.
>>768627886
No, you're a Target now.
>>768624150
There is no doubt that access to guns results in more murder though. It's very easy for a person to pull a trigger when they feel they've been wronged. You just aim at what you want to die and press a trigger and its dead. It's much harder for people to stab or beat someone to death.
>>768624827
You get rid of every nigger, Arab, and every illegal Mexican, I'll give up my guns. Hell, you can import any and all the Asians you want to replace them.
>>768627531
Why should I have to move? I was born here. My parents were born here. All four of my grandparents were born here. This is my home. I'm happy to keep my nose out of other people's shit, but if they bring it to my doorstep I don't see why I have a moral obligation to fuck around. I certainly don't have a legal one. A gun allows me to go about my life without having to worry about what block is safe or what the intentions of anyone else might be. Fuck it, I'll buy my coffee and leave you alone. If you violate that basic element of the social contract I'll call 911 and render due aid so long as there is absolutely no risk to myself or my family, but thats the sum total of my obligation.
>>768624961
Jesus Christ anon, you put live grenades under your children's pillows?!
>>768628489
Move to an all white country you ignorant redneck. Why are you in a country built off global immigration and bitching about immigrants?
Yeah diversity kills people. It's just a fact. Look at the data and tell us otherwise...
>>768624150
Maybe post a picture of your Smith and Wesson instead of that Dan Wesson you bastard.
>>768628574
We don't need your incest ancestry story to get the picture, just know that you're making the choice to live in that world.
>>768627319
Pointing a gun at someone is not carrying, it's an active threat.
>>768628881
Yer thinkin van halen
>>768628451
Now? Whats changed? A couple of photogenic kids tossed together a march and everyone had a good cry while they rode the high of the impending midterms?
Please. I was a gun owner when people were getting jammed up for having assembled pistols in locked cases in their trunks. I was a gun owner when the ATF was literally murdering American citizens. I was a gun owner when carrying was a felony and there was no way for me to legally own a pistol. I was a gun owner when a loaded weapon in my home was a misdemeanor. More than that, I was an active, public, politically engaged gun owner.
All being a target teaches anyone is that you don't really have to work that hard to not get caught because, contrary to popular belief, nobody really gives a shit. What folks on the other side of the debate fail to understand is that gun owners have learned how to avoid consequences, how to lie well enough, how to stay one step ahead of the very slow legislative and administrative processes, and how to effectively organize.
Obama couldn't pass a law with a pile of dead kindergarteners. The Democrats are going to be too busy with an impeachment to waist political capital on guns. The beat will go on, attention will fade, and the only people who give enough of a shit to organize will be us.
We've been through worse.
>>768624150
>Well, I'm off to check my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
TOP KEK
>>768624150
While you were gone, I wudda stole yer gun and all yer other shit too.
>>768627319
>.22 handgun for self defense
No. Just no. The inherently subpar design of the .22lr is bad for self defense. .25 fixed this and thus would be the smallest caliber for self defense
>>768628882
Thats an assumption you make at your own peril. I'm a doctor in Chicago, not a dirt farmer in Appalachia. I'd bet money that I'm further to the left than you. I'm exactly the kind of person who ought to be on your side and you'll think I am all the way up until I've brought your friends to the range and you're trying to figure out why everyone is looking for family members who have mailing addresses outside of Cook.
>>768628733
It was built by the Irish and Italians. And last time I checked I was fine with more Irish and Italians.
Chitown represent 312 YEA YEA YEA
>>768629047
God bless you anon. Truly
>>768629376
773 here
>>768628943
So how do you open carry a grenade after you lost the pin?
>>768629376
>>768629427
What neighborhoods?
>>768629275
And Germans and plenty of hard working black folks who were very afraid and confused
>>768629499
Portage park, near the old toots. Well, what used to be toots.
>>768629552
I'm fine with Germans, and hell, I know quite a few Africans (actual Africans from Nigeria and Chad) who I wouldn't mind keeping around. They are hard working motherfuckers who hate niggers too.
>>768629600
Shit, you're not too far from me. I wish there were still somewhere to get a good dipped cone in the neighborhood that wasn't Susie's.