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Evens die, odds live.
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the perfect balance
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K
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i don't feel good
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>>768622648
let's do it
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>>768622648
we all die.
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>>768622788
Do dubs save me?
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>>768622648
OP dead
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>>768622648
come on die
COME ON DIE
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Dubs get
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everyone so far has evens, kek
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>>768622847
FUCK
fuck you
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>>768622648
Says who
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>>768622648
roll
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>>768622648
What's wrong with you guys?
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>>768622882
at the time of typing that at least.
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>>768622648
Im ok with even.
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Even if I die I'll be back in the sequel because it's Marvel you purple Barney Hellboy motherfucker!
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Roll
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>>768622648
i'll take those odds
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Let's get it
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>>768622648
sup
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Aw man
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>>768622648
roll
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>>768622648
Bet
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>>768623031
Savior
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>>768623115
Survivor
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gimme them finite resources
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roll
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>>768622648
Roll
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nards
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Smells like reddit
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>>768623106
Fuck
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>>768622648
I WILL SURVIVE!!
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>>768622648
there was no other way
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>>768623267
You forgot to close your tabs
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I'm feeling quite well Mr. Stark.
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>>768623333
neat
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>>768622648
Do I live?
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What's goin on he-
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>>768622648
Wife roll
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Snap
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no
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>>768622648
gay
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Rekt
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destiny
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i dont feel so good
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>>768622648
purple fucker
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>>768622648
let me die plz
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snap my dick in half thanos pls
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oh yeah!
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>>768622648
.
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>>768622648
evens please
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roll
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>>768622648
mr stark....
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Here goes
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>>768624127
i feel fine
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Roll
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>>768622648
Hey Thanos I fucked your mom!
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>>768622648
It was the only way ...
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Fuck..
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>>768622648
i've gotten odds in all 14 of these threads i've posted in, please don't break my streak
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>>768622648
Rolllll
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Please let me die
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What about zero tho
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I live
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>>768624407
Zero is an even number dumbass
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>>768624370
Is zero odd or even
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>>768622648
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>>768622648

farewell fggts
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>>768624461
I mean i am a dumb ass... But is zero really even?
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>>768622648
I live.
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>>768622648
thank you thanos
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>>768622648
roll
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>>768622648
I no longer long for this world
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Roll
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i just have the feeling hes gunna say "best i can do i half"
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>>768623333
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>>768622648
either or.
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swag
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uh
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I hope they remember me when I die
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ready to die for allah
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fuck
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Yeeet
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>>768623333
Holy Quads!!!!
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Plz nu
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I feel grrrrrrrrrrrreat!
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I will live forever
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sorry mr stark
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>>768624311
>>768625011
Dubbed up 11 twice and get blown out by quad 3s. Eat my ass Thanos ...
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rolling for die
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yeet
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Bitch I’m Tony Stark. You respect my intelligence and therefore will allow me to live in order to defeat you later on in the one outcome in which the avengers defeat you.
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>>768622648
let me at least go out with dubs, mr thanos
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>>768625273
good move stark
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Fuck you
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>>768622648
roolls
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>>768625273
Nicely said Mr.Stark
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>>768622648
did i died?
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>>768625506
Yes, bitch
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my trips will end thanos
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>>768622648
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>>768622648
What about dubs?
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thanos wont get me
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>>768622648
i win
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>>768622648
evens pls
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Here goes nuthin
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>>768622648
when you finally can die
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>>768625488
How do you feel right now Spidey?
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>>768622648
I know he's doing it randomly but can one volunteer?

Rolling.
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Mr OP, I don't feel so good.........
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Thanos, take me
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just end my suffering
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>>768622648
Die pls.
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>>768622648
The odds are always with me....
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>>768626333
Kek. Nevermind
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roooooool
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>>768623333
did you just end thanos with that quads?
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>>768626529
Only Thanos can get quads, duh,
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>>768622648
urp
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>>768626349
why i cant die
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>>768624573
Yeah it is. -1 is odd. 1 is odd. 0 is even, and zero is plural (zero geese, zero fucks)
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>>768622648
I want to live.
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>>768622648
I GOT THE INFINITY CAN
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Rolllin b4 bed
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>>768622648
Let's see what's gonna happen.
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>>768626944
U died like u lived........ like a fag
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#Thanowned
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>>768627029
Thats evens you dumb waterhead nigger
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>>768626751
Topkek
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I don’t feel so good . . .
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>>768622648
Anon... I don't feel so good....
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>>768622648
O.o
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Join the fray
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Mr. Stark I don't feel so good
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>>768627624
Don't die on me peter
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roll
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>>768622648
I live again
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>>768626158
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>>768622648
I'm not ready to go
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>>768622648
Release us
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fuck me up real good thanos
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I dont feel the greatest...
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>>768622648
roollll
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Were you retarded?
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roll
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I am Groot
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K
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no me siento bien senor stark
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>>768622648
Please even.
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roll
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Even pls
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shove the infinity gauntlet up your ass
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Roll
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>>768628354
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Vision was a bitch in this movie
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something's happening...
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>>768622648
Lokay
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>>768622648
ok
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>>768629210
Honestly thought his performance was more human and thought evoking then most of the avengers.
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>>768622648
p e r f e c t

b a l a n c e
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>>768629210
Half the movie he was injured so that might be why
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Roll
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freaked it
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>>768622648
Roll.
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>>768622648
cool
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I don't feel so good
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>>768622648
roll
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>>768629830
Reroll. I feel fine now.
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roll
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Mr stark, I feel like fucking shit
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Nigger
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>>768622648
roll
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>>768622648
pls
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>>768629210
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roll
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>>768622648
roll
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ech
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>>768622648
i'm nebula
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Seriously his points are logical, he was no villian.
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E G O D E A T H
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>>768630928
True, he wanted to save the universe in a sadly depressing way. It was all true though
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>>768622648
f
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>>768622648
Roll
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The ingenuity and graciousness of Thanos will live on forever.
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I liv
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uh oh
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>>768622648

Suck my dick.
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roll
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Captain...

I don't feel so good
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I feel good
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Rollen
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faggots
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So be it
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>>768622648
Rolling
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bolbotic essence
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>>768622648
trips?
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>>768622648
Dubs seize the gauntlet, use the time stone to rewind time, and do things right-- no trading lives.

That's what's gonna happen. Everybody thinks they know what deaths are gonna stick. Nope.
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I am not Groot
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>>768622648
punish me daddy thanos
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I don't feel so good.
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roll
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This is no place to die
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swag
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Trips gets a rimjob from Nebula
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>>768622648
evens plz
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>>768622648
Roll
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There is a balance
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>>768622648
Muh climate change and population goyim!!! Just kill yourselves already!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Mr stark I dont wanna go
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Lets roll
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God i hope im even
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I don't feel so good
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>>768622648
THHHHHHAAAAANNNNOOOSSSSS
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>>768631273

Just to show you I mean business.

Suck my dick, and balls.
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>>768622648
gimme something to push me over the edge
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ive come to bargain, Thanos!
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>>768631686
Exactly my thoughts
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>>768632326
Need the time stone for that one strange
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>>768622648

If I live I'll hit him in the head next time. If I die then you're all fucked.
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i feel fine
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C'mon evens!
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>>768632692
Awww yiss
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>>768622648
let's see
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pls die
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Shit
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Roll
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>>768622648
please kill me
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Rollin
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Close one
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K
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No
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I don't feel so good
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Balanced?
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>>768622648
mm
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>>768622648
Hoping for evens. It looked fairly peaceful.
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>>768622648
Please spare me, mighty Buttchin.
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>>768622648
Best roll of my life
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>>768622648
Bring me death
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yeet
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>>768622838
no
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Roll
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I'll live
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>>768622648
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i feel fine
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For the dubs.
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>>768633666
666 trips
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>>768622648
o
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>>768622648
pew pew
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>I don't feel so good, Mr. Anon
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Best of luck
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>>768622648
BALLS
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>>768622648
Give me my death good sir
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