Fresh Waifu Bread v2.0
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Fresh Waifu Bread v2.0
still here
and
>>768618996
430 so its a little bit yeah. Its on a new laptop i got so its a bit different
>>768619072
the thread of the nogs
Mine
Posting best girl
>>768618947
very temping. but the most i might do is go pants less
>>768619072
nice suit
So I've learned so far that I'll basically work at least 8 hours a day cuz I don't go home until all of our orders are done and that a lot of what I'll be doing is machine done except for checking chest cavities for leftover lungs and shit
>>768619206
thats a pretty nice paycheck, gonna spend it on something?
oh damn entire laptop, what kind?
>>768619269
all or nothing and cute outfit
>>768619519
fuck
>>768619210
the nog of the threads
>>768618947
That woulda been 10:30 pm so thought nothing of it haha. It's so hard with multiple posters of the same waifu my memory can't handle it. Sorry :*(
Well then how was your day?
>>768618996
Sadly, I am the type of person where material things mean nothing to me. Money is of no concern. I would rather work just enough to do what I want and cover all my bills with not much left over, than to work 60+ hrs a week where I hate my life and in major debt. I already lived out of my car once trying to make the big bucks, don't want to do that again.
>>768619269
T...t..thanks cute
>>768618715
it's not like amazon at all. i have to handle all the stock and orders while doing customer service.
>>768618996
that is correct.
it might not be as hot as other places and it's always hesitant to peek it's nose, but when it's here, it's hell at work.
oh right -w-
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>>768619460
eh. i might do it in about a hour or so when everyone goes to bed.
>>768619669
>669 so close yet so far
your welcome!
>>768617572
Who is this?
>>768617954
What up?
Claiming best girl.
>>768619669
well that is pretty good of you and all but, dont you want a more comfortable home? a TV, a good car
more importantly education for your kids
>>768619672
damn, I really didn't expect that. shows what I know
yeah, thats probably the stupidest questions ive seen here lmao
but on a different note, fem corrin works really good with Jakob. maybe best ship in the game
>>768619966
playing games with my friends, usual late night shenanigans
what about you?
>>768619714
cute
>>768619206
are you the oldest one that still posts
>>768620357
Texas Tomoko still posts
>>768619672
I meant more like grabbing multiple small items or 1-2 big items.
Oh and handle the customers? That's the worst! All they seem to do is complain. I never saw customers when I worked backroom, maybe that's why I loved that job so much.
>>768619714
Evening Lain. How was your day?
>>768619854
How was your day today?
>>768619966
It's me. I just stole that pic and imagining it's Maggie since they kinda look similar.
>>768620116
>Comfortable home
I own a 2 bedroom, 1 bath, a full basement, all on about 1/2 acre of land with no mortgage. Don't really want/need more than that.
>TV
I'm content with my 45"
>Good car
I know how to fix everything on my truck and since its older, the parts are cheap. Why would I want to ruin that?
>Kids
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Chiaki claimed
What's up anons?
>>768620513
alright, guess I am wrong about everything
what about healthcare?
also sorry about kids.. didnt mean that as an insult
>>768620775
fuck me
>>768620513
>he doesn't want to have kids
this meme died ages ago
>>768620116
thanks -w-
I never really used jakob.
>>768620513
my big items can be 4'x4'x8' boxes..
Yeah.. some people really want to ruin your day.
>>768620116
Watching youtube cause im bored with a headache
>>768620513
Ohhhh okay!
He does tbh. Though his hair is a bit larger in volume
>>768620552
Heyo! Been awhile!
>>768621013
Hmmm
>>768621048
r.lick
>>768621086
r.monk
>>768619454
probably total warhammer two. An msi ghost with a 860m
>>768619669
Its ok mags i slept all day and got paid
>>768619854
Living the high life!
>>768620357
Lol no
>>768621013
based tiddies nee-chan
waifu discord where
>>768620552
Playin some WoW. How bout you?
>>768620775
Na you weren't wrong, you just went with the odds. I just know how to manage what little money I have unlike a LOT of people nowadays that always want the best and never what they need.
I didn't take it as one. Just never wanted kids is all. Whenever someone like >>768620870 brings it up, it always makes me laugh. Maybe a lot later in life but for now, I like what I have and don't feel the need to bring a new life into the world.
>>768621013
Oh wow, sounds like you work at a construction supply place or deal with construction grade piping.
>>768621048
Hey Rory. Got any plans for the day?
>>768621291
Noice. That's my 3rd favorite job, behind putting things together and reading. Still working on a steady job that involves fun reading but so far, only found boring manuals and proofreading for dummies.
>>768621013
yeah if you are a male corring you get the chick, felicia? i forgot
Jakob is actually really good and has hilarious support logs
>>768621086
what are you watching?
>>768621291
or one REALLY BIG warhammer
what are the specs? im too lazy to look it up
>>768621693
Playing some Warmane and cooking some wings.
>>768621086
Yeah, I was preoccupied with some other shit and I kinda forgot /b/ existed for a while.
You miss me?
>>768621693
Playing some EVE:Online. Spreadsheets out the ass.
>>768621830
I lost my basically god account on EVE:Online in the last big war. There's barely anything left in it.
>>768621086
hmmmmmm
>>768621361
best nee-chan
>>768621693
we do have construction supplies, but those large boxes are actually exterior furniture.
>>768621716
yes felicia is quite lovely too.
i should use him once to see the conversations
>>768621693
oh i thought you meant like never ever having children, obviously wait until you're like 40 to have them
>>768621693
Do you write?
>>768621716
I would get a nagash model but its a lot of painting
>>768621188
r.dropkick
>>768621716
game stories explained
>>768621830
Forgetting me I see
Maybe
>>768622122
Hello
>>768620513
besides being hot all day. been doing pretty good.
what about you?
>>768621291
mhm
>>768622397
r.fuckingelves
Back from my shower
>>768618715
Nice and relaxing for once
>>768618947
Ahhhh i see
>>768619373
Sup man
>>768619966
Nm u?
>>768619979
Hey saya
>>768620552
Best danganronpa 2 grill
im really tired, goodnight guys
thanks for chatting
>>768621693
well as long as you are content i suppose
>>768622122
you should definitly play all routes
>>768622357
I was talking about the titan
>>768622397
get well soon!
>>768621810
MMMMmmmmm wings... I love me some wings. Do you do spicy or sweet?
>>768621830
I've heard that game is a cash sink, but I'm probably wrong. Also, I heard you can lose your ass quite quick. The only thing I know about that game is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodbath_of_B-R5RB
>>768622122
Ahhhhhh... I see now. Well hopefully the week lightens up for you!
>>768622163
Yep. No need to rush into popping out babies left and right when you're doing just fine in the game of life.
>>768622357
I try, but I'm not very good at it, at least I think so. I really don't have a good imagination so it's hard to create a story. If I write anything, odds are it would be non fiction or a self help book. One of my things got published when I was a senior in HS.
>>768622450
Went to work and since my boss wasn't there, I got to read all day. Best $80 I ever made.
>>768622525
At new job, have to go back here in a minute. Was shoving chicken breasts onto cones to pop out the neck and widen it up
>>768622397
hi sergeant, how have you been?
>>768622680
right. i'll get back at it someday.
goodnight
>>768622763
i doubt it, we're headed towards the actual biggest weekend of the year..
>>768622450
i saw you play fortnite we should play sometime1
>>768622525
Yeah im pretty unproductive
>>768622680
Oh lol no. They do have a new game with knights that seems interesting
>>768622763
What was that about
>>768622680
Yep. Don't need the biggest, best, or shiniest. The simple life is a great life, and don't let anyone or the media tell you otherwise!
>>768622850
Hows the training going? Did you get to watch some frigging sweet fake limbs getting chopped off? The acting in those vids are always hilarious!
>>768623037
Oh no! Well hopefully you don't get a slacker and if you do let me know, I'll beat them with a book!
>>768622850
W-wut ? Lol
>>768623203
Arent we all? Today is probably the most ive been outside and physical since last summer
>>768622492
r.myswamp
>>768622525
>>768622525
being bored with a headache lol. you?
>>768622680
Sleep well and thank you!
>>768623037
Why are you like this
>>768622763
lol i wish i could do that
>>768623203
i wouldn't mind. but atm i am still trying to get used to this keyboard / computer
Bismarck claimed
Bismarck is cutest
Kaori is life. Sad waifu is sad.
>>768623357
I think last i did was a hike a few months ago
>>768623473
No worries really. Its all about having fun and all that.
>>768623203
A 2 paragraph story about a guy waking up in a room, being chased by a monster, and escaping.
>>768623473
Well... technically I wasn't supposed to do it. But we were slow, and they wern't there so "What mama don't know wont hurt her"-(Henry Winkler, The Waterboy) as the saying goes haha.
>>768622763
I prefer having a little spice to my sweet but my family not so much.
>>768623400
You not an ogre though :thunk:
>>768620513
good. started a game of assassin with a bunch of friends/coworkers/strangers today. never been so nervous trying to get home before
how bout yourself?
>>768622061
hmm. Did you get mad and biomass or something? Financial troubles are only some skill extractors and some market-trading away~!
>>768622397
;)
>>768622763
hmm, they changed from pay-to-play to fremium a while ago, but before that I paid for my account using in-game money only. It's true that you can scam, steal, fuck people over etc. though.
shut the fuck up
>>768623275
My boss is pretty hard on those. I just keep doing my thing until they get fired.
>>768623400
What do you mean?
>>768623400
Drinking
>>768623696
Ewwww hikes are gross if im doing something physical and its hot i prefer to be in, near, on top or under a large sum of water
>>768623977
Cute, also nice dubs
>>768624095
It was high in the mountains. Was pretty chill weather
>>768623939
I don't think you understand, I'm talking about 9-4RP2.
>>768624170
Still, walking, jogging or running is not a fond hobby of mine
>>768623808
well at least you did something you enjoy and got payed for it
>>768623696
true. true
>>768623613
Sad but still cute
>am I doin it rite?
>>768623811
Ah. Well sometimes you gotta do what the family wants. But sweet is still not bad depending on your taste. Personally, if I go sweet, its gotta be honey, sesame seed, and green onion.
>>768623923
Assassin? never heard of it :Looks it up: WOW! That looks like a lot of fun! Hopefully you can get a good nights sleep!
>>768623939
Ah., I would prob be the person that people screwed over. Not very good at games like that :(
>>768623977
As they should be! Slackers need to learn that it gets them nowhere in life!
>>768624689
Yep. Living the dream! Did you end up doing anything or was it just too hot for outside?
>>768625354
Ive gone maple and bourbon for these wings.
>>768624658
Im fine with walking its nice to relax
>>768624689
It will be fun!
>>768625354
if i had it my way i would have stayed home and sleep all day. but i had to go to work. i did go outside for 20-30min to clean and my god was it hot
>>768625441
Pro combo! Approval is 100% :)
I hope the family enjoys them!
>>768626016
Was it at least inside in the AC?
Was it pure heat or like 80 and 100% humidity? I hate humidity!
Thread be dead
>>768625678
Eh
>>768626231
according to google
91 degrees and 64% humidity
so yea it was really hot
>>768626859
Walking is nice to me especially if its that grey color outside
>>768626876
Ugh. I hate that heat.
I'll take 110 and 10% humidity in the desert over that any day! At least it cools off at night instead of just getting hotter...
Rem claimed
>>768627026
So in other words overcast, cloudy or the brink of rain?
>>768623811
Oh yeah you weren't there when we played
>>768623939
uwu
>>768623977
You know what I mean
>>768624095
uwu
>>768627026
So you got a new laptop instead of upgrading to pc?
>>768625354
i hope so too. how's your night been so far?
>>768624281
I'm aware. I don't see how you lost your character, though.
>>768625354
I find it fun in a strange way.
>>768627302
owo
>>768627207
Cute
>>768627302
Sup
>>768627682
Galaga is a good game
>>768627682
>>768627776
What's this...?
>>768627377
+lick
>>768628186
What’s what?
Heya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqB-bUXk4g
bismarck is very the cutest
bismarck is best girl
>>768628186
+Lick
>>768628316
Ayeh
>>768627616
Just doing some dailies in WoW and trying to rewrite something I wrote a LONG time ago. I knew I was bad at writing, but this is horrible!
>>768627682
As long as it's fun, never stop what you're doing... unless its illegal!
>>768628316
Evening cutes. How was your day?
>>768627216
yes! best weather
>>768627377
Yup
>>768628442
wutcha rewriting?
>>768628316
Hey chuuni
>>768628356
I disagree
>>768628463
At least we have that in common often times when it rains ill sit on the porch and watch the rain let down, the harder the better
>>768628473
Ty
>>768628580
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>768628395
I didnt know the smug vampire liked to use ifunny
>>768628442
Hola, it weas alright had to basically babysit a bunch of 19 year old but it went okay, how about you?
>>768628580
Hello red haired beauty
>>768628463
Overcast is best weather for sure, y not get a pc
>>768628761
I've never been to iFunny, got it from 4chin
>>768627776
Bringing back some memories. .
>>768628186
The D
>>768628442
It's not illegal if you don't get caught
I've gotta go to sleep, have a good one anons
>>768628580
I got to walk home in it today. was nice!
>>768628761
hiya
>>768629017
Because i move around too much tbh
Bismarck is so cute
>>768628525
A story I wrote a long time ago in high school about a guy that wakes up, has to fight off a monster, and escape.
>>768628761
Basically got paid $80 to read a book at work since my boss wasn't there and we were slow. Now just rewriting something I wrote a long time ago.
>>768629169
Night night cutes.
>>768629169
Sleep tight cute
>>768627682
My character is basically useless now.
>>768629017
Hmmm alright then. Enjoy our amazing commentary for WoT??
>>768629264
Heya Tomo <3
>>768629477
Oh wow sounds like an easy day for you then!
>>768629264
Like you just move around your room?
>>768628695
....
>>768628761
Lol most people call me red (dont know why)
>>768628821
Hey person
>>768629169
Memories?
>>768629264
Idk of walking in rain is “fun” but watching it is soothing
>>768629314
Please for the love of god shut up youve been saying that for hours now choose a new set of dialogue
>>768629724
Was pretty boring, your server is weird
>>768629938
"...." what?
>>768629724
Yep. Much easier than babysitting a bunch of kids. Was it a class or something?
>>768629938
New set of dialogue: This little red haired tart is annoying as fuck.
>>768629477
rewriting it just for fun?
>>768629938
Hmmm maybe cuz your hair? Kappa
>>768630126
Yeah were weird people tbh with you
>>768630286
Nah it was my friends girlfriends birthday we went to an arcade and like they were just so annoying plus I didnt sleep last night so thats also a factor for me being irritable
>>768619072
Hinata is beautiful and will always be the best waifu.
>>768630309
Says the guy that self compliments his waifu every minute at least i can hold a conversation that isn’t self absorbed
>>768630436
Ik i joke lol
>>768630618
"Self" absorbed
This is a waifu thread
>>768630436
Are some of them your irl friends?
>>768630618
I was joking too lol
>>768630851
Yeah 80% of them are my friends irl
>>768630774
Theres a diffrence between posting cutes/ socializing and repeating “my waifu is the best” we get it all of us if we didnt think ours was the best we wouldnt be here but you dont have to fucking announce it every 2 minutes like we forgot you’re bismark-chan....
>>768631041
>.>’ lol
>>768630403
That and >>768622357 asked if I could write so I decided to check out the last thing I wrote. Turns out no, I couldn't then, but now it's a lot better.
>>768630436
Well that stinks. Did you rake in the tickets and buy the mega prize or were you just relaxing?
>>768631104
ok fair point
>>768629724
How goes it?
>>768629760
The whole house is
>>768629938
I like how cold it is!
>>768631143
Lol i mean you were in high school
>>768631041
Your friends are weird
>>768631274
Why would you move all over your house, don't you have siblings all over the place?
Sakura Kasugano
>>768631104
I don't claim mine to be the best nor would I ever. She just happens to be perfect for my likes and wouldn't have any other.
>>768631274
HS or not it's terrible!
Every other word is I or me and couldn't structure a string of sentences for crap.
>>768631104
Oops I forgot where I was
>>768631143
I walked around and ate food and then played some games im not a ticket games kinda guy I like the non ticket games
>>768631274
It goes okay! Home with coffee babyyyyyyy
>>768631734
And you haven't even heard them yet haha
>>768631205
>>768631274
I just like the smell of moisture and the sounds it makes
>>768631799
And i agree rias is perfect in my eyes and thats all i need to know i dont judge anyone by their waifu
So out of curiosity, anybody who remembers the old OP rules, do you know what part of it is set to autosage the thread?
>>768632117
Idunno. Just use Faguette's OP rules, it doesn't autosage it.
>>768631894
Noice. My fav games are a sniper type game and Marvel vs Capcom arcade. That and mini golf... Man I love mini golf...
>>768631916
+hug
how are you cutes doing?
>>768631143
lol, that's cool. i could never write, but mad props to people who can
>>768631734
thats why i move around a lot
>>768631799
Typing is hard tho
>>768631894
Yummy!
>>768631916
And the taste of hair right?
>>768632269
Wanting to see the string thing
>>768631894
?
>>768632117
Og fag here but sadly no i cant was so long ago
>>768632242
:)
>>768632269
Hey you
>>768632446
No, that’s you remember
>>768632446
Of course
>>768632477
Hiya cute, how are ya?
>>768632242
Oh I love mini golf too! Sniper games are great too! I remember playing Super Scope back at Boomers in my area
>>768632269
Heya non candy eating one
>>768632446
Hazelnut too :eyes:
>>768632477
Just a joke silly red
>>768632477
Cant say i recall such a thing no
>>768632520
Nice stringy thingy
>>768632117
'claiming' in 'waifu claiming thread' to my knowledge
>>768632269
Says the cute
>>768632617
Heya cute Rikka
>>768632684
No u!
>>768632622
Nice Tomoko~
>>768632520
Good since i had the day off had a nice day of R&R
>>768632617
Yes jokes all around
>>768632622
Oh how convenient for you -_-‘
>>768632643
Yea it was first come first serve as far as double claims went
>>768632269
Evening Saya. How was your day?
>>768632402
Well I figure if I ever wanted to write professionally, practice is the key. Posting in these threads has really helped out a lot, especially since I don't converse with anyone irl.
>>768632446
Yea typing sucks, but at the same time there's only one way to get better at it :P
>>768632617
SUPER SCOPE! THAT'S WHAT IT WAS CALLED!
Thanks Rikka!
>>768632825
that's nice desu
>>768632888
It was pretty alright. Nice trips~
>>768632446
Don't you have your own room you can hide in?
>>768631894
So what are you up to
>>768632784
Whats up hows it goin??
>>768632825
Always with me around!
>>768632888
Trips! And haha I played that game and House Of The Dead 1 all the time as a kid oh and of course the classic Star Wars arcade machine!
>>768633102
Just got home from a long day I didnt sleep last night so im just sipping on coffee trying not to sleep till at least 12, how about you great Tsun one
>Rikka
>>768623275
Goes well, no vids and actually working now
>>768623357
Foster farms fam
>>768632643
That's what i was thinking too. Thanks.
>>768632933
Yea hbu
>>768633113
Lol :)
>>768633205
Ah so you work at a chicken processing plant?
>>768633348
Indeedly deed
>>768633113
>>768633348
Pretty okay, just rewatching some Monogatari at the moment.
>>768632933
Chibi dubs... sooo cute~!
Glad to hear it was a good day.
>>768633113
HotD was always the most popular game at my arcade, so never really played it. That and DDR but I am no dancer haha
.>>768633205
Darn... those vids are the best. Well at least the "training" was quick haha!
>>768633102
donut cute~
>>768633580
Very cute! How are you, friend?
>>768633533
I tried had to get into it but I never could
>>768633580
Ohhh dont get me started on DDR thats my shit!!
>>768633580
Yeah, basically they showed me how to put the chicken on the cone and called it good
