REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
let the dubs grace me with their presence
>>768610837
O: Really?
>>768610837
Can I have a side chick plz
I already have a wife and mistress. I'm good.
>>768610837
Shit, can mine be an asian qt3.14?
can it have a penis plz
>>768610837
Sure ?
Doubt but ty
>>768610837
Lol kk
>>768610837
oh yeah
>>768610837
Not gonna happen
best chance ill ever get
Mom! Its finally happening! I'll be able to move out of your basement!
God I wish
>>768610837
sure why not
>>768611431
About time you little shitstain
>>768610837
you better not fuck this up for me OP
im relying on this
>>768610837
maybe this is all i had to do all along?
>>768610837
kys
ok
>>768610837
High doubts but hoping
excellent bait
only luck i have
no
Grace me with a fine female plz
>>768610837
Bump
>>768610837
Yeahhh... k
>>768610837
i want the gril u posted tho :(
can i has that?
lol hope dis work
it ain't gonna happen
ehh k
ready to leave r9k
>>768610837
Replied
time to wash my ass
Why not
>>768610837
I don't want one. All other very real obstacles aside, I don't want a relationship. I don't want to put all that work in, and it's work, don't kid yourself. I don't want to spend that money. I don't want to concern myself with things like hygiene any more than I already do. I don't want to fucking deal with being presentable, any more than I already have to do. I don't want to keep the house clean. I don't want to shave my balls. I don't want to compete with every nigger who cares way more about getting laid than I care about my entire god damned existence.
I don't want it, don't want that girlfriend. Truth be told, my "soul mate" is probably as disgusting, crazy and ugly as me, and frankly I have higher standards than that, too.
So, I'll stay single, probably forever, because something broke up in my head years ago and very suddenly I couldn't possibly fucking care about sex, any more. I'm content to jerk off and not be bothered by how appealing or not appealing I am to some bitch I've dumped more money on than a prostitute, and spent more time with than I spend on myself.
I like being alone. Fuck it. God damn, fuck it. I know a lot of you anons are like this, too, you don't REALLY want it, and one day your sex drive isn't going to be able to keep tricking your brain.
Embrace the suck. It's your lot in life.
And I saved the girl in the picture too , right ?
>me no vgen any more
>>768610837
There you go
>>768610837
If dubs this entire thread gets canceled out
I can only hope.
>>768610837
no we won't
>>768610837
yeh sure why not.
>>768612008
Fucking failure, just like your father.
doesnt hurt
>>768612066
why did u reply then?
>>768610837
Okay?
lonely post
I’ll go for it
praise be kek
please, im so alone
Have wife
>acquisition 1
>addition:
I doubt it.
>>768610837
fuck it
>>768610837
Okay and I want my girlfriend to look like this.
Am I realy that desparate? Wow
Gimme a gf already
Why the fuck not
Yo for real? Thanks.
>>768610837
Lol!
>>768610837
What happened to this girl?
Might as well give it a shot.
why am i still here
>>768610837
I sense lies.
>>768610837
can they be a communist
But what if i dont?
>>768610837
Wish me luck.
>>768610837
hmm.
girlfriend me op
>>768610837
reply
what do I have to lose?
Lies. But you should totally check 'm
what if I'm gay?
ok op, do your thing
>>768610837
chekkum
please
>>768610837
Fine
yea right
>>768610837
Well it can't get worse
>>768610837
bullshit
pleaseeeeeee
benis
Ok
I hope its not a nigger
>>768610837
Trying it unironically just in case
>>768610837
yeah i bet
>>768610837
Nothing left to lose
bullshit
>>768610837
>wtf? bugged price!!?
>>768610837
Dojyaaa~n
oops
TALLY-HO yee dirty cunts
Femanon here, I want a boyfriend :(
>>768613338
DIE FAG
>>768610837
sure why not
>>768613735
>femanon
>not just a dude with a cute penis and acts like a girl
>>768610837
I mean it's not like replying to this thread will necessarily *hurt* my chances...
what if you got a boyfriend?
do you get a girlfriend or another boyfriend?
ye
The reality check I got yesterday after going out with a girl will have me crippled for some weeks to come.
The girls that want me, I befriend.
The girls I want hurt me.
I want to fucking die.
I fucken doubt it OP
Replying to this thread
pok
Bet
>>768610837
Can someone just tell me where the picture originally comes from? I keep seeing it in these kinds of threads.
sdasdasdasdasdsadsadasdasd
Look at all these pathetic beta-males
>>768610837
I don't want one. My wife and mistress hardly get along, I doubt they would like a third girl in the mix.
Latina's where you at?
Bet
Roll.
>>768610837
Cool
yea right
HERE GOES NOTHING
If this doesn't work, someone you love will get cancer next month.
>>768610837
sure
Nigger
hell yeah
pretty sure i will anyway but what the hell
>>768610837
Bet
Ok
>>768610837
This is humorous
>>768610837
haha pls
Nice
>>768610837
No risks
Can't take the risk
>>768610837
Bullshit
>>768610837
im an anon you faggot
a man can dream.
Ah fuck it
what have i got to lose
I hope so
Ayyyyyyyyy
Kek
>>768610837
there is a girl i like in my class, cata i'am coming for that butty
i'm gay
Now we wait
pray to the lords
Cant risk it
If I could kill you with no repercussions anon, I would gladly.
yes I want someone to hit too
>>768610837
alright
>>768610837
pls
>>768610837
She is really cute! What happened to her?
>>768610837
Why not
ok
>>768610837
Please, it's all going to end soon and I want to die with a love.
Please consider this a reply
>>768610837
Yeah okay then my boy.
>>768610837
I hope she's not pre-used like OP's.
>>768610837
Can't hurt to try.
>>768610837
>>768610837
y not eh
one is the loneliest number
>>768610837
Pls 4chan gods
I already have a partner.
>>768610837
suck a dick
lies
if only, if only
I've never had much throughout my life. If there's one thing I'd like to have before I die, it'd be a deep and mutual love shared with another person. for me, that's my minimal requirement.
Prove it...
singles get!
Big tiddy goth gf or just regular ?
>>768610837
PLS
Hmmm
>>768610837
>interested
>>768610837
my only chance
It's worth a shot
>>768616532
Goodness
Yay
>>768616888
checked
Fake and gay
why not
might as well
I have one but she wants to fuck another girl so replying.
thank you, god :)
>>768610837
true
>>768610837
well,i got nothing to lose
>>768610837
sure why not
>>768610837
>replying to a thread on 4chan to get a girlfriend
how hopeless are you?
>>768610837
Well what do I have to lose.
Gimmie gimmie
scooby doobie doo!
Yeet
>>768610837
may god not give me a gf but wider shoulders to carry these feels
Okay b
Ok lau
>>768610837
Why she bacon nose tho??
>>768610837
er...
>>768610837
Skyrim belongs to the Nords
ITT: gullible losers.
Wait. Shit. I'm in here too.
>>768610837
Haha, can't make me get a girlfriend if I don't leave the house tomorrow!
Black magic night
Bet
>>768610837
well, all right but my wife won't be too happy
>>768610837
pls
>>768610837
A boy can dream.
>reply
>Actually get a girlfriend tommorow
Later b, I'm no longer going to be a virgin
>>768610837
How?
>>768610837
Bullshit
Everyone will be as single as this post number!
.
Whats the worst to happen
Jesus-sama
Fucking bet
>>768610837
Let's go.
Wont hurt
Pls
i fucking wish
why not i've been talking to a girl a lot recently
Singles for single life
PLEASE
Why not
Maybe lol
rise and shine mr freeman
jews did 9/11
>>768610837
i wanna die
fuck it, why not?
>>768610837
I am highly doubtful
